Mohamed Barry, 30, carried a machete into an Ohio restaurant and began chopping at people.
However, Barry was known to the FBI, and was in their suspect database because of prior radical jihadist threats he made.
But that didn’t stop the Columbus police spokesman Rich Weiner from proclaiming:
“There’s nothing to lead us to believe this is anything more than a random attack.”
I doubt there is severe enough sarcasm possible here; because everyone knows “random attack” is generally defined as a self-proclaimed Muslim jihadist walking into a kosher deli, which coincidentally is named, Nazareth Restaurant and Deli, and chopping people up with a machete.
C’mon, happens all the time – right? Nothing to see here folks, move along, step right this way… move along now. Pay no attention to the Jihad near the counter.


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