British Prime Minister Kier Starmer, French President Emmanuel Macron, Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni and German Chancellor Friedrich Merz issue a joint statement on their plan to open the Strait of Hormuz, after President Trump secured and opened the Strait of Hormuz.
Essentially, after holding an international teleconference, leaders from the U.K, France, Italy and Germany gather to express their importance on an issue that has been entirely resolved without them. The result is akin to a Monty Python skit that’s missing the part where a guy comes out and slaps them in the face with a big fish. WATCH (prompted):
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BgKGwSgF4wQ
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Effing brilliant analogy
Too funny, we took ‘sheepdog’ out of my Shetland’s name…LOL.
Piling on, after the play is over…in the NFL, that would draw a penalty flag.
In real life they should all be kicked in the nuts if they had any. Weak losers. HARUMPH!! HARUMPH!!!
I refer to them a Wynken, Blynken and Nod.
Toward the end of of a blowout game and some scrubs at the end of the bench wanting to get put in so their family and friends can see them on the field
Aren’t they even a tiny bit embarrassed?
Nope!
Embarrassment would require self awareness.
Watch how they defend themselves against the Islamic hoards that can now see what weak little dickietators they truly are and double down increase their efforts for the new caliphate of Euraisahstan.
They will live just long enough to see their failure complete.
No one, least of all Mohammadians like betrayers.
Absolutely not! They have NO SHAME, if they did, they wouldn’t still be leeching off the United States, 81 years after we bailed their a$$es out in WWII. The truly incredible thing is that their lack of pride allows them to stand before cameras and proclaim to the world what total wimps they are. Any self-awareness would result in them keeping their mouths shut and staying out of sight…..for about 10 years or so.
The King is coming – that will be embarrassment enough. No, not THAT King, the King of England.
No of course they aren’t. For them to feel any embarrassment they would have to have a conscience of some kind, and they don’t have one at all.
That’s who they really are.
They may be a bit embarrassed but more likely they think or know Trump is about to announce that the only countries getting oil out of the Persian Gulf are those that help police the Strait.
Embarrassed??? Take a look at Europe’s history of starting geopolitical conflicts, having us clean up their mess and kicking us in the pants for our trouble.
It’s hard to imagine how but now that we’ve fixed things, watch these despicable, arrogant fools cock this one up, too.
😵💫🤕🥴🤡
Here is a bank access report that doesn’t mention London, just neighbors that Iran stupidly attacked.
https://townhall.com/columnists/kevinmccullough/2026/04/16/ayatollahs-generationally-stupid-n2674573
So, is that prometheus stuff nonsense, or are the brits still running a powerful conspiracy that silences reporting?
The one thing that I am sure about is that we couldn’t have crime cartels or rogue nations without some banks enabling it all.
For reference on current events.
https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/whose-war-thursday-march-19-2026
https://gcaptain.com/the-hormuz-hypothesis-what-if-the-u-s-navy-isnt-in-a-hurry-to-reopen-the-strait/
Greatest President Ever!
Over and over again he runs circles around the brainless, impotent “leaders” of the EU/NATO.
President Trump continues to prove, repeatedly, that his enemies in the UniParty and the Corrupt Corporate Media are liars.
And the winning streak continues!
Let’s hear it trolls! Give The Man some credit!!
May God continue to bless and protect President Trump.
The Doofi of Europe™️
🤣
The 4 Stooges of EU Plan Their Inability to Lead….
Your chosen plural form is awesome!
😂👍
For reference on current events.
https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/whose-war-thursday-march-19-2026
https://gcaptain.com/the-hormuz-hypothesis-what-if-the-u-s-navy-isnt-in-a-hurry-to-reopen-the-strait/
We should tell them Exactly what we told Stalin after the surrender of Japan.
Weird:
Trump: Iran ‘Agreed to Everything’
Reopening Strait, Not Enriching Uranium
So maybe Iran is being controlled by someone else?
Maybe Trump said we will free you from your handlers like the EU and CIA if you agree with us.
Yeah the Prince of Persia
The Arab nations that were aligned with PDJT4547 understand and recognize true leadership and strength through power. The Persians have always been their closet enemy and showed themselves (again!!) that they were never true allies with Arab nations. Even China told them to make the deal with PDJT4547 as Xi knows this all too well also. short term angst for higher fuel is now going to be long term lowered costs with USA becoming the new Marshall in town bypassing London/EU control of mid eastern petroleum resources/pricing, especially since GB stepped on their winkie proclaiming they are never going to drill for their North Sea oil resources. How’s that solar power working out for you British ninnies?
JMO.
President Trump, on demands by the “freed Iranian citizens”, ….. will rename the strait, The STRAIT OF AMERICA to illustrate the “freed Iranian citizens’” appreciation of America’s sacrifices to free Iran from the terrorist mulla-hahas who have terrorized the citizens of Iran for 47 years.
The “freed Iranian citizens” also sent a “persona non-grata” to the gathering of the EU scavengers, aka brits, french, germans and the last and the least italian.
MAGA / America First isn’t just our motto, it is our duty!
Uhrah!!!
How about we do some organizing and make MAGA an America First political party! The Save America legislation, Haitian Special Immigrants and ICE have shown exactly what the other party politicians think about working and productive American citizens! We always knew the political governance could be better and vastly less expensive, but now we have walking, talking and breathing evidence. We’ll never get a chance like this again!
Lack of self awareness is an understatement. Inept leadership for sure, and they tell us we should keep funding the fight in Ukraine. Damn, its off the headlines. And more ammo to the death of NATO, or our membership, but we are or were NATO.
My neighbors had had a great life in Ukraine, until Zelensky started kidnapping men off the street to fight and get massacred in his war. Now they have some green card issues so it is more stress for them.
And they had been trying for YEARS to have a second child in Ukraine but they only happened to have that second baby here.
Far from making it an ‘anchor baby’, they are wondering if the U.S. is safe and if anywhere in the world is safe.
These world leaders and their alliance with terrorists and eager insertion of profitable (for them) forever wars, are truly needful of ousting
Keir Starmer is circling the drain. He’s once again up to his rear end in Peter Mendelson alligators. His own party is calling for him to resign. He’s worthless to the Labor Party, the UK, NATO, and the USA.
I think iI will call Talk TV in the UK and remind them that Trump objected to his placement. I bet he told him he didn’t pass screening too. I would kick them out of five eyes until sanity returns.
EU = Eunuch’s Union
Exactly.
The French Taunter..
https://x.com/PaulSkallas/status/2045180052535464249?s=20
Looks like Trump is going to take Cuba this summer and establish a protectorate over it. Then pair it with moving the military bases from Spain to Morocco.
Basically repeating the Spanish humiliation of 1898 when the US defeated Spain in a war.
https://x.com/USWPColby/status/2044562690882875819?s=20
If you replace “x” with “twitter” and remove everything from, and including the “?”, the tweet will show in the thread:
I never see any in thread, always have to click on them.
How silly.
Reminds me of the scene in The Wind and the Lion, when the marines land in (I think) Morocco and begin jog marching, toting guns and cannon, through town, to the emir’s palace. As they’re jogging through town, the lazy foreign diplomats go to look from their juliet balconies, wondering what its about. The monocled German, the effeminate Frenchman. Meanwhile, the marines arrive at the palace, get in formation, line their cannon and start the fireworks, doing the job the American President TR sent them to do.
What an idiot! As bad as it’s been, the US has never had a leader anywhere near this bad.
Oh, Hussein’s bowing to the Arab king was pretty flipping embarrassing. Even the king seemed taken aback.
Obama comes close…..so does Carter
You really want to omit Biden…or are you viewing that administration as just Obama III?
Biden
We had a drooling vegetable for 4 years.
Morons
We came, we saw, we held a press conference after it was already fixed
Picture these guys and one embarrassed running with their pants and pantyhose down around their ankles. A tad late to the party, people.
Kudos to our President, SecWar, and Razin’ Caine, also, our dedicated war fighters. HOOAH!!!
“If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.”
~Jordan Peterson
How pathetic. Cue Sundance’s pic of the 18th c. British observing the advancing Americans. “Oh! Fireworks!”
After they buy a ship from the U.S.?
What a bloody cheek.
After suffering through their political drool I haven’t decided whether they are best described as clowns or wimps or both. Whaddayahthink?
Assclowns come to my mind.
Praise the Lord Jesus and pass the popcorn this is only going to get better from here.
They cannot be mocked enough they cannot be ridiculed enough they cannot fade away fast enough.
I would blockade the mouth of the straight and not let them in. What cretins.
Aren’t they bit embarrassed,what an idiot,
Thank you Sundance, I need a good deep belly laugh today and you gave it to me.
Why waste the fish ?
Per Saudi Arabian news…
Iran says it’s enriched uranium ‘not going to be transferred’
https://www.arabnews.com/node/2640292/middle-east
Performative and pathetic.
I have a protection trained Belgian Malinois with bigger ba//s than these people …… And she’s a bitCh. Pun intended.
Thank God, the allies are coming. /s
It’s long overdue to be done with that bunch, at least at their installed leadership.
I’m sorry for the vulgarity, but I look on that stage and see a collective of gimps and cucks. What an embarrassment for Western Civilization as we once knew it, but what a revealing moment for the world that Europeans have rendered themselves irrelevant and voiceless in shaping our collective global futures. If they were ambulatory, this would be Europe’s final Walk of Shame.
That stage reinforces The Donroe Doctine and Mahan’s contention that the USA is an island nation with maritime core competencies and the Americas are our cultural and primary sphere of influence. Let all foreign interlopers beware and proceed at their own risk.
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DinsieTrumpsie nailed me head to the floor.PM Meloni seems to have started her term well
but now associating with these three losers, Tweedledum, Tweedledee and Threedledim
she is destroying her reputation
for standing up against elitist leaders
who care little about the unwashed masses in their countries.
The losers table.
What the heck happened to Giorgia Meloni???
I’m sure they’re counting the minutes until Trump is gone so they can resume the position.
Meloni bent the knee. A disappointment. I was holding out on SOME faith for Italy’s turn from Tyranny.
But, she’s part of the Cartel.