British Prime Minister Kier Starmer, French President Emmanuel Macron, Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni and German Chancellor Friedrich Merz issue a joint statement on their plan to open the Strait of Hormuz, after President Trump secured and opened the Strait of Hormuz.
Essentially, after holding an international teleconference, leaders from the U.K, France, Italy and Germany gather to express their importance on an issue that has been entirely resolved without them. The result is akin to a Monty Python skit that’s missing the part where a guy comes out and slaps them in the face with a big fish. WATCH (prompted):
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Effing brilliant analogy
Too funny, we took ‘sheepdog’ out of my Shetland’s name…LOL.
Piling on, after the play is over…in the NFL, that would draw a penalty flag.
In real life they should all be kicked in the nuts if they had any. Weak losers. HARUMPH!! HARUMPH!!!
I refer to them a Wynken, Blynken and Nod.
Toward the end of of a blowout game and some scrubs at the end of the bench wanting to get put in so their family and friends can see them on the field
Brutal but accurate.
Looking for participation trophies.
Aren’t they even a tiny bit embarrassed?
Nope!
Embarrassment would require self awareness.
Watch how they defend themselves against the Islamic hoards that can now see what weak little dickietators they truly are and double down increase their efforts for the new caliphate of Euraisahstan.
They will live just long enough to see their failure complete.
No one, least of all Mohammadians like betrayers.
Absolutely not! They have NO SHAME, if they did, they wouldn’t still be leeching off the United States, 81 years after we bailed their a$$es out in WWII. The truly incredible thing is that their lack of pride allows them to stand before cameras and proclaim to the world what total wimps they are. Any self-awareness would result in them keeping their mouths shut and staying out of sight…..for about 10 years or so.
The King is coming – that will be embarrassment enough. No, not THAT King, the King of England.
No of course they aren’t. For them to feel any embarrassment they would have to have a conscience of some kind, and they don’t have one at all.
That’s who they really are.
They may be a bit embarrassed but more likely they think or know Trump is about to announce that the only countries getting oil out of the Persian Gulf are those that help police the Strait.
Embarrassed??? Take a look at Europe’s history of starting geopolitical conflicts, having us clean up their mess and kicking us in the pants for our trouble.
It’s hard to imagine how but now that we’ve fixed things, watch these despicable, arrogant fools cock this one up, too.
No, their profound sense of entitlement to soak the US taxpayers (the Colonists) for every cent and benefit they can get hasn’t changed in 250 years. It is unforgivable what some of these countries did during the operations by denying the use of key airbases (that we largely paid for) which impeded and endangered our pilots and other military personnel who had to fly significantly longer missions. Making an already difficult mission even more perilous. They make my blood boil. We don’t need backstabbers like this for “allies.” Macaroni said she didn’t have time to get “proper authorization” for us to use the Sicily base. But sure as shooting, if any of these clowns had been in the loop sooner, you can be sure the mission details would have been leaked to our enemies. That’s how bad their TDS is.
I hope that President Trump will make these countries suffer great financial consequences for this. They need to feel the pain of their betrayal in a big way. Hopefully this will be tied to getting the US out of the NATO contract and also to the US acquiring Greenland, which we need for our national defense. It is crystal clear now that NATO has no capability or the will to defend this strategic location. They are useless buffoons. One can only feel sorry for their citizens. Hopefully they can boot these freeloading Elitist dimwits out of office sometime soon before their cultures are completely destroyed.
You hit the miserable nail on the head.
They’ve been corrupted and we let them slide for way too long.
Now we proceed with our own interests paramount.
The pivot has begun and we are no longer the door mat of the world.
1776 2.0 done and dusted….or at least, in progress and underway.
They have all the self awareness of Hillary Clinton.
😵💫🤕🥴🤡
Here is a bank access report that doesn’t mention London, just neighbors that Iran stupidly attacked.
https://townhall.com/columnists/kevinmccullough/2026/04/16/ayatollahs-generationally-stupid-n2674573
So, is that prometheus stuff nonsense, or are the brits still running a powerful conspiracy that silences reporting?
The one thing that I am sure about is that we couldn’t have crime cartels or rogue nations without some banks enabling it all.
For reference on current events.
https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/whose-war-thursday-march-19-2026
https://gcaptain.com/the-hormuz-hypothesis-what-if-the-u-s-navy-isnt-in-a-hurry-to-reopen-the-strait/
Greatest President Ever!
Over and over again he runs circles around the brainless, impotent “leaders” of the EU/NATO.
President Trump continues to prove, repeatedly, that his enemies in the UniParty and the Corrupt Corporate Media are liars.
And the winning streak continues!
Let’s hear it trolls! Give The Man some credit!!
May God continue to bless and protect President Trump.
The Doofi of Europe™️
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The 4 Stooges of EU Plan Their Inability to Lead….
Your chosen plural form is awesome!
😂👍
Brilliant BG…and they view themselves as enlightened….the New World Order Doofennatti !
For reference on current events.
https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/whose-war-thursday-march-19-2026
https://gcaptain.com/the-hormuz-hypothesis-what-if-the-u-s-navy-isnt-in-a-hurry-to-reopen-the-strait/
We should tell them Exactly what we told Stalin after the surrender of Japan.
Not to put too fine a point on your comment …. in 1945 before Japan surrendered …. the Western Allies allowed the USSR to occupy parts of Mongolia and the Sakhalin Islands .. in return for an unnecessary declaration of war on Japan. No sooner was the ink dry on that agreement … then the USSR sent Mechanized forces storming across Northern China Mongolia, while conducting Amphibious Operations vs Sakhalin’s. Even a Japanese Army and Air Corps at it’s peak would have been slaughtered as they were in 1945 .. and 1939 by the way at Khalkhin Gol.
That declaration of war by the USSR was sought asa backstop insurance policy should the A-Bombs not convince Japan to surrender.
So .. what did we tell Stalin again??
Weird:
Trump: Iran ‘Agreed to Everything’
Reopening Strait, Not Enriching Uranium
So maybe Iran is being controlled by someone else?
Maybe Trump said we will free you from your handlers like the EU and CIA if you agree with us.
Yeah the Prince of Persia
The Arab nations that were aligned with PDJT4547 understand and recognize true leadership and strength through power. The Persians have always been their closet enemy and showed themselves (again!!) that they were never true allies with Arab nations. Even China told them to make the deal with PDJT4547 as Xi knows this all too well also. short term angst for higher fuel is now going to be long term lowered costs with USA becoming the new Marshall in town bypassing London/EU control of mid eastern petroleum resources/pricing, especially since GB stepped on their winkie proclaiming they are never going to drill for their North Sea oil resources. How’s that solar power working out for you British ninnies?
Of course we know they’re lying.
They’re muslims.
JMO.
President Trump, on demands by the “freed Iranian citizens”, ….. will rename the strait, The STRAIT OF AMERICA to illustrate the “freed Iranian citizens’” appreciation of America’s sacrifices to free Iran from the terrorist mulla-hahas who have terrorized the citizens of Iran for 47 years.
The “freed Iranian citizens” also sent a “persona non-grata” to the gathering of the EU scavengers, aka brits, french, germans and the last and the least italian.
MAGA / America First isn’t just our motto, it is our duty!
Uhrah!!!
How about we do some organizing and make MAGA an America First political party! The Save America legislation, Haitian Special Immigrants and ICE have shown exactly what the other party politicians think about working and productive American citizens! We always knew the political governance could be better and vastly less expensive, but now we have walking, talking and breathing evidence. We’ll never get a chance like this again!
Lack of self awareness is an understatement. Inept leadership for sure, and they tell us we should keep funding the fight in Ukraine. Damn, its off the headlines. And more ammo to the death of NATO, or our membership, but we are or were NATO.
My neighbors had had a great life in Ukraine, until Zelensky started kidnapping men off the street to fight and get massacred in his war. Now they have some green card issues so it is more stress for them.
And they had been trying for YEARS to have a second child in Ukraine but they only happened to have that second baby here.
Far from making it an ‘anchor baby’, they are wondering if the U.S. is safe and if anywhere in the world is safe.
These world leaders and their alliance with terrorists and eager insertion of profitable (for them) forever wars, are truly needful of ousting
Keir Starmer is circling the drain. He’s once again up to his rear end in Peter Mendelson alligators. His own party is calling for him to resign. He’s worthless to the Labor Party, the UK, NATO, and the USA.
I think iI will call Talk TV in the UK and remind them that Trump objected to his placement. I bet he told him he didn’t pass screening too. I would kick them out of five eyes until sanity returns.
EU = Eunuch’s Union
Exactly.
The French Taunter..
More classic Python!
https://x.com/PaulSkallas/status/2045180052535464249?s=20
Looks like Trump is going to take Cuba this summer and establish a protectorate over it. Then pair it with moving the military bases from Spain to Morocco.
Basically repeating the Spanish humiliation of 1898 when the US defeated Spain in a war.
https://x.com/USWPColby/status/2044562690882875819?s=20
The deal making continues unimpeded 24/7….thanks to our Dept. Of War, Mr. Colby and to all who do the right thing every day for the good “ol USA. She may be a bit ornery at times, but she’s definitely a keeper.
Our President’s moves on the chessboard are magnificent. I’ve been watching the sequence….dominoes falling per his well thought out strategy. So proud to have voted for him 3 times!
Bessent said of Trump – he’s an executive working at the top of his game with a unique ability to manage complex negotiations. But he’s more than that – he has the charisma and confidence to make things happen.
I hope his apprentices are absorbing all this!
He is a gift and we thank God for calling him to this monumental task.
With the EUnuchs totally embarrassing themselves, the next gift to the US will be Greenland. That area is vital to the security of the North American continent. Cuba will fall from within and the US will just pickup the pieces
The US Navy port in Rota, Spain seems to be fairly close to Morocco. USA spent $120 million to build the port way back in 1960. Now a reduced force of around 4K Americans are based there (previous 12K). Still, I think it would be a big hit on their local economy if the US pulls out. I guess the 500K illegals they just made citizens will make up the tax revenue lost. ~ If I were PDJT, I would strip the facility down to the bare bones to teach the leftards in Spain/EU a fafo lesson.
If you replace “x” with “twitter” and remove everything from, and including the “?”, the tweet will show in the thread:
I never see any in thread, always have to click on them.
Thank you!
How silly.
Reminds me of the scene in The Wind and the Lion, when the marines land in (I think) Morocco and begin jog marching, toting guns and cannon, through town, to the emir’s palace. As they’re jogging through town, the lazy foreign diplomats go to look from their juliet balconies, wondering what its about. The monocled German, the effeminate Frenchman. Meanwhile, the marines arrive at the palace, get in formation, line their cannon and start the fireworks, doing the job the American President TR sent them to do.
What an idiot! As bad as it’s been, the US has never had a leader anywhere near this bad.
Oh, Hussein’s bowing to the Arab king was pretty flipping embarrassing. Even the king seemed taken aback.
Obama comes close…..so does Carter
You really want to omit Biden…or are you viewing that administration as just Obama III?
Biden
We had a drooling vegetable for 4 years.
Yes to all. On any objective basis, Starmer has hurt Britain worse than Biden hurt the US. A good case can be made against Obama, the ring leader of it all . Of course, had we not gotten Trump back, it would be far worse here with a second term of those clowns.
Morons
We came, we saw, we held a press conference after it was already fixed
Picture these guys and one embarrassed running with their pants and pantyhose down around their ankles. A tad late to the party, people.
Kudos to our President, SecWar, and Razin’ Caine, also, our dedicated war fighters. HOOAH!!!
“If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.”
~Jordan Peterson
How pathetic. Cue Sundance’s pic of the 18th c. British observing the advancing Americans. “Oh! Fireworks!”
From Mel Gibson’s The Patriot. The couple on the right is Lord Cornwallis and his wife.
After they buy a ship from the U.S.?
Maybe they can buy destroyers.
2.5 billion USD minimum up front and a spot on the waiting list, some 5+ years before delivery.
What a bloody cheek.
PM Meloni is a disappointment…I guess she wants to be one of the Euro guys in her big as hell baggy pants suits.
All talk and can’t do the walk.
Keep in mind that the the UK and Germany essentially own the Central Banks of Italy, Spain, Portugal and Greece after they bailed out those nations during the summer of 2017, during the EU Debt Crisis.
Yes it is disappointing after some of her past braver actions …. but She has to walk a very fine line … as she also does not have full control of her government either.
On top of that the Vatican can actually scuttle her as well.
She deserves my respect due to the reasons you stated and I do like her, but she definitely needs a good Italian tailor. The Milan fashionistas must be appalled by her ill fitting clothes…Sorry I digress.
After suffering through their political drool I haven’t decided whether they are best described as clowns or wimps or both. Whaddayahthink?
Assclowns come to my mind.
Praise the Lord Jesus and pass the popcorn this is only going to get better from here.
They cannot be mocked enough they cannot be ridiculed enough they cannot fade away fast enough.
I would blockade the mouth of the straight and not let them in. What cretins.
Aren’t they bit embarrassed,what an idiot,
Thank you Sundance, I need a good deep belly laugh today and you gave it to me.
Why waste the fish ?
Per Saudi Arabian news…
Iran says it’s enriched uranium ‘not going to be transferred’
https://www.arabnews.com/node/2640292/middle-east
If true, then there is no deal.
Trump is announcing that they WILL transfer it all.
Guess we’ll find out real soon.
Another nail in the coffin
Performative and pathetic.
My deceased wife had a ‘PAMIAM’ LICENSE PLATE. LOVE IT
I have a protection trained Belgian Malinois with bigger ba//s than these people …… And she’s a bitCh. Pun intended.
Thank God, the allies are coming. /s
It’s long overdue to be done with that bunch, at least at their installed leadership.
I’m sorry for the vulgarity, but I look on that stage and see a collective of gimps and cucks. What an embarrassment for Western Civilization as we once knew it, but what a revealing moment for the world that Europeans have rendered themselves irrelevant and voiceless in shaping our collective global futures. If they were ambulatory, this would be Europe’s final Walk of Shame.
That stage reinforces The Donroe Doctine and Mahan’s contention that the USA is an island nation with maritime core competencies and the Americas are our cultural and primary sphere of influence. Let all foreign interlopers beware and proceed at their own risk.
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DinsieTrumpsie nailed me head to the floor.This “report” was obviously done just a few hours before Trump announced victory.
Would be really fun to see what this woman would say now about the absolutely useless meeting her PM spun up in Paris today 🙂
PM Meloni seems to have started her term well
but now associating with these three losers, Tweedledum, Tweedledee and Threedledim
she is destroying her reputation
for standing up against elitist leaders
who care little about the unwashed masses in their countries.
Perhaps Elon really did ***** her brains out. 😉
The losers table.
What the heck happened to Giorgia Meloni???
I’m sure they’re counting the minutes until Trump is gone so they can resume the position.
I feel the urge…Go Navy!!!
You mispronounced Beat Navy.
I don’t think so HV.
Many of these American fighters are 19-20 yr old fearless patriots
That Super Cobra is the sexiest helicopter alive.
Our military, because of President Trump is respected, feared and honored again!!!
Thank God.
No more weak dei crap, our enemies were laughing.
They are not laughing any more!!!!
🦅✝️🇺🇸💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅
Meloni bent the knee. A disappointment. I was holding out on SOME faith for Italy’s turn from Tyranny.
But, she’s part of the Cartel.
And isn’t China in the Vatican pockets now?….she probably has no choice and was given instructions.
Lol
Would the proper British term for Starmer be wanker or tosser? I wouldn’t to be guilty of mislabelling him.
If I combined the terms should he be a wanking tosser or a tossing wanker?
Insert ‘want’ between ‘wouldn’t’ and ‘to’. My bad.
I think the term you’re looking for is ‘wussie’.
They (Italy, France, UK) keep applying for being stand-up Western Democracies-ish, but they’re just not qualified, they don’t have it in them.
It’s a shame to see the Italian lady up there with them.
I mean, I know she has to kind of be ‘with’ them, but she should have said she had the shits or something, so she couldn’t make the press conference (unlike *Biden who would have just shat himself).
President Trump should rename the Atlantic Ocean the America Ocean!!! Just to get the Euroweenies panties in a wad!!!
The EU is led by insufferable gas bags.
Jesus, how pathetic.
They have confirmed that they are the kings and queens of inconsequential decisions regarding Iran. However, they are effective with running useless conferences and spouting talking points.
This people have no shame. They are absolutely delusional! It’s pathetic!
Carney of Canada says there finest battle ship the CN Ay Hoser will also join the efforts along with the British BN Mcboatyboat. 😁
Quiz: Who can spot the NATO official in this video?
This story reminds me of an old joke I heard.
After an elephant crossed a rickety old bridge, the flea in his ear said, We sure shook that bridge, didn’t we!