British Prime Minister Kier Starmer, French President Emmanuel Macron, Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni and German Chancellor Friedrich Merz issue a joint statement on their plan to open the Strait of Hormuz, after President Trump secured and opened the Strait of Hormuz.
Essentially, after holding an international teleconference, leaders from the U.K, France, Italy and Germany gather to express their importance on an issue that has been entirely resolved without them. The result is akin to a Monty Python skit that’s missing the part where a guy comes out and slaps them in the face with a big fish. WATCH (prompted):
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Posted in Big Stupid Government, Donald Trump, European Union, France, Germany, Iran, Italy, NATO, President Trump, Uncategorized, United Kingdom (UK) and Great Britain, USA
oh look, Fireworks!
That’s the EU, up in flames…
Euroidiots
I hope Trump requests that Iran keep charging Bitcoin to vessels carrying energy or other goods to the EU, and the USA can split the proceeds.
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Wish there is was some way to claw back all the aid $, and subsidies we gave the EU nations over the last 80 years.
tariffs?
Those posturing pustules!
Pusillanimous pontificating prevaricating pustules of posturing pomposity!
Looks like y’all beat Wordman to the punch this time!
Plus, perverted.
Noted, for the next opportunity to post the alliteration.
Oh Spiro, we miss you. LOL
So using it. Lol.
We will send in our navy just as soon as the USA makes things safe for us.
If we can find a couple of destroyers that can sail that far.
I would watch it if there was fish slapping. Without that, nah.
I so wanted one of those linked too.
As you wish:
They are the winners in the twit races
Which one will run over themselves first?
That joint statement needs a laugh track.
Needs to be sped up with a benny hill sound track.
Benny Hill – Making Yackety Sax Great Again for decades!
“Yackety Sax”…… now, that shows your age!
Comedy gold! 😂
I’ve posted this clip from “Yes, Prime Minister” before and it seems appropriate here too.
nits the nail on the head
Who are they borrowing ships from for this?
Their Somalian Pirate friends
Captain Hook?
short for “Hook or Crook”
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2gPQeRhdVsQ
They’ll use their bathtub toys. And splash around in floaties.
Maybe Russia.
Where else, all the rubber ducks and what not left behind by the boat peoples invading the EU.
They deserve every bit of ridicule coming their way right now. Clowns and definitely not true allies. Now we know who we can and cannot trust/rely on moving forward. The world changed more than we appreciate over the last 8 weeks.
With heartfelt apologies to all clowns everywhere…
Keir Starmer’s popularity rating makes him the most unpopular prime minister since records began in 1977. Recent polls indicate that only about 23% of Britons view him favorably, and that percentage is declining. Starmer isn’t prime minister material. He should resign and go work in a soup kitchen in the Islamized London that he helped ravage through mass immigration of the wrong sort altogether. If the locals don’t like him, he can convert to Islam and squat down on his knees five times a day with them.
Amazed how many sentences of bullsh!t can fill up their time.
I think that what these nations are loathe to admit is: that neither they nor their precious NATO possess the military capability to do this. Their militaries have been self-decimated. “Brittania Rules The Seas” no more. And, so on, right down the line.
Face it: “They had 47 years to do something.” They were always the ones most affected – the USA really didn’t have any skin in the game and still doesn’t. Reason says that, if they actually had the soldiers, the sailors and the warships, at some time they would have done something to defend their own vital national interests. The fact that they never did … tells you everything you need to know. 🤡
It tells me that they expected to fleece us forever & without PDJT they would have.
Oh they definitely would have and our officials on this side of the pond would have gladly continued selling the rest of us down the river for a cut.
“They had 47 years to do something.” Interesting that the 47th. President of the USA is ‘foing it’.
What a pathetic bunch of weenies, the whole lot of them.
The leaders from the U.K, France, Italy and Germany are all acting exactly how I would expect an “Installed” Prime Minister, Chancellor and President act…..(100% Frauds)….
For his next act, he will take over management responsibilities for the Fawlty Towers hotel. He just needs a bossy wife and an English-challenged Spanish waiter.
Whatever you do, please don’t mention the war!
These charlatans actually think that everyone doesn’t know that they did nothing but hinder PDJT’s handling of the Iran threat.
Unfortunately for them, the hoi polloi aren’t as stupid as they are.
Sundance… you should do stand up!!! Aside from your incredible reporting and how you *simplify* it for people like me…. well, you are just the best…better than all the rest…. 🙂 Have a great day!!!
I would rather watch the Monty Python skit.
It would be priceless to see what the old Monty Python troupe could make of these people, if Starmer’s gestapo didn’t lock them up in jail before they could even finish their first rehearsal. It would also be fun to see what the old 1980s show “Yes Minister” could do with that bunch.
Kier Starmer, is organizing an EU security force, for what reason, nobody knows. The EU remains, irrelevant and of diminished importance.
A security force consisting of what? They couldn’t get to the straits without American help. And how long could they stay on station before mechanical breakdowns forced them to bug out?
Exactly. I think they already committed all the combat troops they could scrape up….
Did Mr. Starmer not ever hear about Brexit?
Quite! 🙇♀️🙇♀️😡
Truly a Ship of Fools.
Sobering thought for the day: Just imagine if we had Kamala steering ours. Or Autopen, or Obama, or Bush.
It’s called the eeeeewwwww for a reason.
Sundance, I couldn’t stop laughing at your humor as I reposted this all over the place.
Blockhead starmer. What a clown
Thinking of the leverage held now by President Trump, if only he had a summit in China to go to in a few weeks…oh, wait…😎
The list of who was there for us:
Pakistan
Israel
Saudi Arabia
UAE
Kuwait
Jordan
Iraq
Yemen
Omar
The list of who was not there for us:
UK
France
Italy
Germany
Spain
NATO
Those that didn’t get in our way:
India
China
Russia
Grew up thinking just the opposite would be true if the US went to war. Amazing revelation from Trump.
“Grew up thinking just the opposite would be true if the US went to war.”
All by design.
plus Greece and Portugal
You missed Canada on the who was not there for us list.
Ha. Ha-Ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mertz gives Iran an ultimate /S
Useless blood sucking ticks, everyone of them (EU/UK poli-tick-ians)
Seriously……are these morons just completely and utterly unaware of just how STUPID they look???
They are sooooooo out of the loop!
Also, interesting analysis here:
https://www.prometheanaction.com/promethean-overviews-trump-forces-iran-to-the-table-its-a-new-world-in-the-making/
Trump knows what strings to pull and where to attach them for maximum effect!
Attaching at the wrists doesn’t do much. The neck is his preferred location because it only takes a little tug before the Mullahs cry uncle!
He is the Puppet Master and NATO’s wooden clowns are his puppets, owned by Trump and packed away when they’re no longer of use!
Starmer is now in some serious political trouble, having been found to have lied to Parliament regarding Peter Mandelson. Wheels are turning to remove him from PM
Probably be replaced by someone named Mohammad…..
Time for Trump to pull U.S. troops out of the EU and bring them home to remove the illegal invaders.
and guard the huge norther border with Chianada …
What a couple of pudknockers
Wankers, daft dipsticks and dolts indeed.
Yes! It looks something like this…
😁😂🤣….
spot on!
EU Leaders assisting.. video is hilarious!! ROFLMAO
Great! Thanks.
I couldn’t watch these irrelevant and importune comments by people who are just running victory laps after the contestants have left the stadium.
When I see and hear Starmer, Macron, Sanchez, Carney, and Merz, it doubles my desire for President Trump to pull completely out of NATO. I will admit, I am sad to see Giorgia Meloni turning on President Trump and siding with five of the worst losers in Europe and North America. The United States should build relationships with countries that did help us, and are still helping us like, Portugal, Greece, Israel, and some of the Gulf States, which I still do not trust, along with a few NATO country North Macedonia, Albania, and a few others. We can NEVER trust our previous NATO “allies” again because trust has been broken and they are now unreliable in a serious situation. There is no good reason to remain the piggy bank and great protector to countries that are ungrateful, who never do their part in funding, nor have militaries that are even worth mentioning. They also bad-mouth us every chance they get. All I can say is higher tariffs, pull out of NATO, take Greenland by force, if need be, and stomp that pesky Cuba once and for all. Make it a satellite state of the USA because it would offer more than the parasitic, degenerate, useless country of Haiti. Cuba has very good cigars and that alone would be worth it. My apologies, I have rambled on far too long, a side effect of being old as dirt and almost as smart as a box of rocks.
If the EU/NATO security forces are busy keeping the Strait of Hormuz open, should be much easier to take Greenland. The US forces could just pick it up on the way back home.
Mr. President next take us out of NATO and condemn Germany, France and the UK globalists as enemy’s to the Us.
Also thank you for neutering Netanyahu the war monger.
Daladier and Neville Chamberlain compare favorably to these pimples on the butt of civilization.
Thank you, your Irrelevances!
All the citizens of the EU, the ones who read more than just the brainless spoon-fed headlines, are being forced to come to terms today with their absolute irrelevance and powerlessness. Less than a year ago they thought they were the pinnacle of civilization.
These leaders in Europe have no self-awareness at all… just completely untouched by reality.
It’s quite apparent that the U.S. is that little brother who grew up and 250 years later had to do what the big brother was totally incapable of since big brother got fat and lazy.
They cannot possibly look sillier than they do now. A day late and a dollar short as they say….
remove/relocate most NATO soldiers. reduce contribution to 1/27 of budget. offer weaponry For Sale. become disinterested in european problems
I find your terms agreeable! 🇺🇸
it’s almost past the fact that they’re WRONG – though they are –
it’s that any sense of self-awareness continues to relentlessly elude them.
they could walk out of a restroom dragging toilet paper and deny it’s even there.
it’s hubris to the point of being dissociative.
on a global scale.
washed down with Dom Pérignon.
EEEWWW, indeed! 😂
(h/t Slanta Clause up thread 👍🏻 )
While the comedy is not lost on me, the interesting part to me is that the “Five Eyes” were completely kept out of the loop on this. Including those in Langley that would normally “share” the intelligence with the others.
That is HILARIOUS…
Must be fun living in the UK right now. I wonder if the average bloke there understands they are now ruled by suicidal retards.
What a kir!
I saw this being reported, and I didn’t believe it could be real. I mean — surely this was a spoof to highlight how utterly unreliable the UK and France et. al. were?
Then I saw the video of this two absolute morons announcing that they were going to assemble a “coalition” to figure out how to get and keep the Strait open.
Unbelievable.
Trump needs to mock these unserious pretenders mercilessly.
The ghosts of the Greatest Generation are spinning in their graves….