British Prime Minister Kier Starmer, French President Emmanuel Macron, Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni and German Chancellor Friedrich Merz issue a joint statement on their plan to open the Strait of Hormuz, after President Trump secured and opened the Strait of Hormuz.
Essentially, after holding an international teleconference, leaders from the U.K, France, Italy and Germany gather to express their importance on an issue that has been entirely resolved without them. The result is akin to a Monty Python skit that’s missing the part where a guy comes out and slaps them in the face with a big fish. WATCH (prompted):
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They really do live in their own little bubble, while the rest of the world goes on around them and without them. Note that Starmer announced that they are planning further meetings in London to work out details of their plan to do what President Trump has already accomplished.
Europe, and Britain, appear to have accomplished what a wag expressed some years ago as his fear for Europe. He predicted that if Europe continued on the course it was then on, it would devolve into little more than a giant history theme park, irrelvant in world affairs. Well …
“…a giant history theme park, irrelevant in world affairs.”
Ha! Perfect!! So true.
It’s an adult Disney world. Tourism is all that’s left.
I honestly would still revisit parts of Western Europe before I would ever revisit Disney.
There still exist non-Muslim areas. Perhaps in the next decade the re-migration movement will gather storm.
Is that racist ?
I almost listened for 2 minutes and until part of my mind kicked the part that controls the mouse and that was the end of that….I think the second part used the F-word during the kick. It’s a blur now.
I lasted about 30 sec of listening to the insufferable prig. Once I checked the video and saw it lasted for 21 min, I was out. I have no desire to listen to these wannabes preen for the cameras. Do their citizens see how ridiculous they look?
Ditto!
We know. They are all no more than puppets.
Control is the result of fear! WOW the Brits and Europe FEAR out POTUS! Your help was needed before not after!
It’s all propaganda for their citizens. I have a friend in UKland who absolutely believes that starmer is saving the world. I can understand this because their media only gives them edited sound bites and concocted news. Just like ours. It is much harder to discover the truth in the eu because of their censorship. I do feel sorry for their brainwashed citizens. Hopefully enough will discover the truth before europe crashes into economic ruin.
Watch out. If the Media police in the UK catch your opinion, you’re going to the little kid suck on your thumb corner.
I feel sorry (sometimes) for the adults in GB. what they are going through is sort of like what North Korean people must have gone through 1947-1951++++
To add insult to injury, according to a recent analysis, Britain would rank 51’st (per capita income) if it were a US state!
The heads of state of most European countries favor policies that are harmful to their citizens (net-zero, open borders, high taxes, etc.). They are largely in lock-step with one another. Their club is analogous to Hollywood, where everyone must toe the line in order to continue to benefit from the system after leaving office and/or pursuing their next acting role. Stammer is no Churchill. He has a perpetual terrified look on his face. Others exude confidence in their public statements, despite little substance to their words. Empires do not last forever. The U.K. and France gave up nearly all of their overseas empires after the war, but both pretend to have some relevance. President Trump has correctly determined that direct engagement with all of the countries in the mid-east is the effective course of action. His track record at closing peace deals and preventing border skirmishes from becoming full-scale wars (with assistance from Secretary Rubio) is impressive. It is clear the President Trump holds a strong personal connection with many in the region. A friend from Japan told me that many Japanese like Trump because it’s easy to understand what he is saying. I think that this is also true with his communications in the mid-east. Many of the 20 world leaders who gathered in Sharm El-Sheikh, Egypt last October at the peace signing accords speak some level of English, but are not perfectly fluent. They understand Trump’s direct language before the translators convert it to Arabic. Watch that video again and look at their expressions and body language. Hopefully either Rubio or Vance can carry the Trump legacy forward another 8 years.
Absolutely perfect description of the current state of affairs in Western Europe. So sad. In 70 years they went from breeding men such as Bismarck and Churchill to breeding mice pretending to be men today.
….breeding rats, who do not pretend, but ARE gay at that !
Except that when the Muslims take iver, they’ll demolish all the historical edifices.
If these morons do happen to send ship to the area, blockade them from going to the straits. Give them a message, Go Home Losers.
My thinking is every word spoken on that video is a LIE. They are going to do nothing, but I believe its Iranian oil they want, not UAE Saudi or any other middle east oil, IRANIAN. I also think China was not the only country getting cheap sanctioned oil from Iran. They could buy all the oil/gas they need from the U.S. Just like everything sold to the United States. The citizen had to pay more. The world has been ripping off the U.S. citizen. For all those that do not get MAGA, you are looking at!
“ship” being the appropriate singular tense.
Hard to imagine Britain being any more weak and irrelevant.
Why was it so difficult for any of these so called NATO allies to allow us to use our bases on their soil or their airspace? Pathetic.
Their puppeteers told them not to
Why was it so difficult for any of these so called NATO allies to allow us to use our bases on their soil or their airspace?
Maybe they’ve got to worry about unrest by their “new” citizens who’d take umbrage at any favorable moves on behalf of the U.S.
Kind of a “don’t make the Muslamic kids angry” …
… like our “don’t make the black kids angry” policies that many of our governors and mayors follow
gnomesayin’ ?
In the voice of Paul Lynde: “You can look, but keep your hands off my dinghy.”
If IRAN owns you, you toe THEIR line. It was easy to say NO to a couple of re-fueling tankers.
Not so easy to send one of your own to the front.
Because of the size of their Muslim populations ?
IRAN is LONDON.
See the incredible and historically documented work of Promethean Action.
We are watching in Real Time the end of the Empire.
And it is not a STAR WARS fiction movie.
Starmer is a mangina. LOL!!!
If I was his offspring I would deny any connection.
Hit me like a ton of bricks.
Poseurs through and through
Why am I thinking
Monty Python
Years ago, back in 1983, I took a date to see Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life”. After that one date, she decided she didn’t need to go out again with someone who would enjoy such a film.
And with that, you were saved from a life of misery 🙂
The Holy Grail is my favorite movie. The scene in Life of Brian where Stan declares he wants to be a woman and be called Loretta was decades ahead of its time.
My favorite scene in Life of Brian is where he runs up the stairs and leaps only to land in a spaceship. I laughed so much I darn near fell out of my seat in the cinema/
Well, some of us would think that was a huge green flag!! 😂
Lol same here she said It was immature oh well I had fun
You should look her up, just for sh__ and giggles
She’ll be the one with a house full of cats and an EBT card for a husband.
😂. I think you’re better off.
You could have said/lied you didn’t like the movie.
But you were probably better off without her. (It was a real HER, yes?)
Maybe because that is what Sundance wrote…
TwoLaine!! hello!!
This Monty Python-ism comes to mind with regard to the Euroweenies. “You are a poufda!”
Just found this on another site.
Starmer and company would seem far more credible if they had made the statement in Arabic so their citizens could read it firsthand.
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
These are similar to US Governors. They want to be leaders of an Empire thank God their not.
All governors look in the mirror and see a future president.
All Senators look in the mirror and see THE GUY who can bring peace to the Middle East.
Most presidents look in the mirror and “see” the face of God.
President Trump looks in the mirror and sees a BAD MAN who legit accomplished all of the above because he honors the One True God.
God Bless President Trump.
The starmer got SCHLONGED
NEXT UP…..
Déjà vu…
Kier Starma, Baghdad Bob’s near relative.
Just amazing. These clowns look and sound like a Monty Python tribute tour
Oh please. They wouldn’t qualify to clean the stables.
I am thinking the Ministry of Silly Walks.
Didn’t these goofballs and EU officials stated clearly; that the U.S.-led war on Iran is “not theirs”, citing international law, strategic autonomy, and lack of consultation as key reasons. The EU has to date, not issued a single unified declaration. High-level statements from individual member states and EU representatives consistently emphasized that the conflict was initiated without justification under international law and without European input.
Yes but facts don’t matter/s
General Keane was with Kudlow – emphasizing maintaining a skeptical stance; including re-iterating the well known facts that the Iranian government as “pathological liars and cheaters”. General Jack Keane cites Iran’s 47-year history of deception as the primary evidence for its dishonesty in negotiations. Citing the 2015 Iran nuclear deal as a primary example of Iran’s dishonesty and the negative consequences of providing concessions. He argues that the windfall of cash Iran received from that deal directly fueled an expansion of its proxy wars in the Middle East, which he states is not in the U.S. national interest.
He also warned that diplomacy alone may not achieve military goals like reopening the Strait of Hormuz. who have consistently “done everything they can to deceive us in the past.”
A key example he provides generally to Iran’s 47-year history of being “pathological liars and cheaters” who deceive and delay; specifically noting that, one of the reasons for the current conflict is that Iran was lying and not being forthcoming in the negotiations just prior to the hostilities. This pattern of deception, according to Keane, makes it extremely difficult to trust any of Tehran’s commitments in current diplomatic efforts
Kudlow echoed this by stating that any deal must effectively amount to unconditional surrender, requiring the handover of enriched uranium and the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz under U.S. control.
Key points of agreement and skepticism include:
No Concessions: Both experts argue against providing Iran with any relief or support until verified behavioral changes occur.
Regime Nature: Keane emphasized that the Iranian regime has a 47-year history of lying and delaying, making trust in negotiations difficult.
Military Leverage: Both acknowledged that the U.S. has the military capability to force outcomes, with Keane noting confidence in achieving objectives through force if necessary.
Conditions for Peace: Kudlow highlighted that the only acceptable outcome involves the U.S. controlling the Strait of Hormuz and Iran surrendering its nuclear assets.
While Keane expressed deep skepticism about the durability of any ceasefire, suggesting Tehran uses pauses to buy time, Kudlow framed the situation as a potential “miracle” driven by Trump’s firm stance and economic policies. Their combined views suggest a strategy of maximum pressure where diplomacy is only viable if it results in total regime compliance.
General Keane – We must be VERY careful…
Up until now, Iran has not suffered any substantive consequences and repercussions of their habitual lying and bad-faith negotiations.
It’s a different world for them now, and they have a deadified leadership and an eliminated military as proof.
Let them FA so they can FO some more!
Kier Starmer and Emmanuel Macron
Mother and daughter.
Certainly not two men.
😂🤣 MAGA!
Media Meltdown: How Trump outsmarted Iran while critics rooted against America.
Victor Davis Hanson
The Daily Signal
The legacy media, the so-called anti-MAGA Right, and the Democrat grandees in Congress have two things in common:
They never wanted the U.S.-Iran war to go in America’s favor.
Many of the critiques of Operation Epic Fury were not historically empirical, meaning they didn’t compare the ongoing conflict with Iran to past U.S. wars, such as the bombing campaign in Serbia or even the war in Afghanistan.
But the evidence—in five weeks alone, the United States, with the Israeli Air Force, wiped out most of the top echelon of the four ruling cliques in the Iranian nation—was there, argues Victor Davis Hanson on today’s edition of “Victor Davis Hanson: In a Few Words”:
We’ve never taken on a country of 93 million people that had the most fearsome, terrible reputation of being dangerous and unpredictable, and running the Middle East with a ring-of-fire proxies in Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Gaza, Lebanon—indomitable. They had terrified seven presidents. And yet, in five weeks, we destroyed its ability to make war.
“Veni”
“Vidi”
“Vici” – Julius Ceaser
(Fast forward two millenia)
“We surrendered”
“We back-stabbed Trump until he won it.”
“So we staged a EUnuch victory parade for the useful idiots”
Infuriating.
I guess they don’t realize how foolish they look? How embarrassing.
And to think jug ears airlifted pallets of cash. We did learn that NATO is a collection of broke, backstabbing nattering nabobs of nothingness and words. God bless Trump and company, happy Friday.
Perhaps the best way to describe them is in-laws.
President Trump has the whole world in his hands…
Monty Python (Benny Hill) indeed ….
E.U. clown show on full display…The idocy of it all is, they probably don’t see it.
Who’s gonna lend Britain a ship that works to send down there?
And I think that Starmer literally qualified his offer with the phrase “as soon as conditions permit” – so apparently that’s going to have to be worked out.
I really wanted to watch it so that I would know firsthand what was said. After two efforts I have gotten almost to the seven minute mark, but that’s it for me. Good grief.
Add the sleaze bag Australian PM to the group since he is going to join a teleconference with the rest of Mother Gooses mob that want to eat the bread they refused to help make.
I don’t think clowns are funny, these ones are no different.
Classic case of leading from behind.
Such cringe. Such buffoonery.
BREAKING NEWS: Starmer, Macron, Merz, and Meloni announce they will tear down the Berlin Wall.
😂😂
Has there been any discussion of a long term toll to be paid to the U.S. by England, Germany, France, and Italy for any ships destined for their countries?
At least until the costs to the U.S. are recouped.
I was thinking the Cheese Shop sketch. Instead of Michel Palin as the proprietor, the UK Defense Minister.
Europe gave up Christianity in the 70’s and 80’s, bought into an oppressive union that overthrew theur individual governments in the 90’s, bought into globalism in the 2000’s and succumbed to Muslim migration in recent years. Now they are champions of mediocrity and irrelevance. It’s not a coalition of they willing, it’s a coalition of the Stupid!
Sideshow Freaks.
My understanding is that all British warships are currently unavailable ……. mending sails.
The McRib Clowns…
These people are not serious
I’m curious why Meloni is hanging out with the rest of these wankers.
Do not underestimate the power of the armada of the EU and UK. Look back to 2024. The Netherlands, Great Britain, Romania, New Zealand, Germany, and Ireland – EVERYONE of the countries had more medals than the US in Olympic rowing. With proper armaments on the shells, this armada can control the strait. And maybe the French sailors will learn to row the boats forward rather that backwards. Plus great practice for the 2028 games in beautiful remnants previously known as LA.
There’s a phrase I think of when I see video of Starmer….”Dead man walking”.
Merz is a stooge and Macron can’t wait to hoist the white flag.
Meloni is the only one with testicular fortitude in that group but she somehow reverted back to being European over the past weeks.
NATO has outlived its usefulness…..no loss if you ask me. Let them pay us for their defense.
Starmer – “Yes, he’s the great pretender”
I’d love to see that! A big fish across the faces of Starmer, Macron et al.
AI anyone?!
It is nice in a certain perverse way to see I was right about Meloni. For all her populist noise, from the beginning she was all in on NATO and the EU. Big red flags indicating her affiliation with the globalists.
I thing someone should return the Iranian Parrot! But it’s dead!
Thanks to everyone contributing. The humor here is one of the most outstanding I have seen on this site in over 10 years. You can’t make this stuff up!
Please, Can We just Get Out of NATO ??? The EU is a Joke not only Militarily, But Economically, & Socially.
INVADED and Not much Freedom of Speech ALLOWED by their own citizens!!!
Russia is the Natural Ally of America hopefully sooner rather than later.
Schrodinger’s Strait, both open and closed at the same time.
Macron is perfectly equipped to patrol it, his naval coalition is both completely invincible in press conferences and entirely non-existent in the water.
EU has no fighter force left. All that their “force” includes are overweight and unfit bureaucrats accruing pension and six weeks of vacation every year. Lazy, and useless.
As of yesterday evening the straight is no longer open. They now have the opportunity to live up to their bravado. My thought is, IRGC will have to be dealt with before this is resolved.
And here we are on the nineteenth of April and the Strait is closed again. That certainly doesn’t look like an American combat victory.
I am disappointed that that ballsy Italian Prime Minister Meloni was sucked into this EU BS.
I liked her and still do, and imagine she is facing unreal pressure behind the scenes, of which we know nothing, forcing her to appear with these other gay beta boys.
But the rest are all losers. And even if they won’t say it publicly, they all know it.
Like the 8 year old who is not invited to the birthday party, and finds out a day later.
None of them helped the US fix this awful festering Iran mess.
All want in now. Too late. Too little. Too pathetic.