Comrades, the deep, long and sullen violins were playing tearfully today as the World War Reddit theatrical performance came heavily to the Pentagon. Leading narrative engineer John Kirby was captivating in his role as profoundly sullen squire overwhelmed with the magnitude of the moment and the emotion of the struggle in Ukraine.
The Biden production company is attempting to raise another $33 billion for enhanced theater operations in the besieged European country. Pentagon chournalists are collecting canned goods, including soundbites, to support the war effort; and the Defense Dept is broadcasting the theme to Chariots of Fire across NATO signals.
Meanwhile, emotions throughout Europe are running high as valiant Prince Volodymyr of Donbas assembles his polished armor and directs his trusted steed into the wind.
Yes, today the clouds loomed heavy as Director Kirby narrated his audience while fighting bravely to keep the spirit of Edward R Murrow alive. The wide-eyed maidens held their collective breath waiting in the mournful stillness of the moment… You could hear a pin drop. WATCH:
What a load of crap.
He’s auditioning for stand-up comedy.
CNN audition.
He’ll be there soon.
Its impossible to listen too when you know how many people the American government has slaughtered.
Are the ROEs imposed on American forces, in recent conflicts, the ROEs of a nation whose doctrine is based upon wanton cruel slaughter? I hardly think so.
We carpet bombed entire towns and cities in Iraq killing 500,000 civilians over 20 years for nothing. Iraq posed no threat to the United States and had no weapons of mass destruction!
But the then CIA Director George Tenet said Iraqi WMD was a slam dunk !
During the Clinton years there was unanimity in the Uniparty over sanctioning Iraq… hundreds of thousands of children died in Iraq due to these sanctions..
Madeline Albright when asked about this, said it was “worth it”.
These are evil and sickening monsters in power.. nothing less
CA Joe – as someone who served over there for seven years, we didn’t carpet bomb entire cities/villages. Nor kill 200,000 Iraqis. Over 20yrs, I’m sure that al Qa’ida, ISI, Ansar al Sunna, JTJ, JAM, etc, killed close to that many but the US Forces didn’t kill them.
Yeah, we had our proxies do the wanton killing: ISIS for example in Syria. We trained and equipped them in Jordan, then sent them up to join their islamofascist buddies to chop heads. Qatar and others paying their wages of course. Mercenaries gotta be paid, or they won’t kill like we want.
Sorta like Ukraine.
9/11 treason was used to launch that war along with a few others.
A boatload.
Noah was a piker.
Ha!
John in S. A., after reading this piece by Sundance, your comment is exactly what I was about to post until I saw you beat me to the punch. Sundance captured this pathetic performance perfectly. Cry me a river Kirby. Oh, you forgot your pussy hat.
Margin abuse!
? I pasted from the Kipling website
Ja, sometimes the formatting pasted in stomps on the Treehouse’s.
Yeah that’ll have the whole program blowed and stroked.
Constructive hint:
First, copy the text from the website and paste into a simple “plain text” editor on your pc. Make sure no font formatting has been carried over.
Then, copy that plain text and paste into the Comment block here in CTH.
This process ensures that no hidden formatting is carried into CTH from the source website.
PS – I have always loved Kipling’s work.
Thank you for the info. I too love Kipling, and so apt for the times we live in.
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Someone needs to reread the posting guidelines.
John Kirby is a propagandists, working for the Great Reset …
They are all working toward it. How do we get Trump reelected with this shower of sh** that dares call themselves Conservative!
Making it nearly impossible for Trump to be re elected.
Sooner start WW3 and have the USA nuked so survivors can establish a real Mad Max dystopia.
Kirby is a well paid R-Sole who does what he’s told and say what he’s told to say.
Baghdad Bob…. but with more panache.
The question is who isn’t working for and towards the Gross Reset?
Das Gross Defekt.
Those that aren’t still seem to be playing into it, don’t they?
Hard to sift the Nazis and the Commies from the Sleepys.
Verklempt.
😫
Isn’t this still just money laundering and Kirby has to play a convincing part for his cut?
This is the biggest CYA process . I’ve never seen a bigger one unless it’s calling the J6 protest an insurrection and hiding the truth about the govts. active part in it and covering for their clandestine guilt. Stinks to high heaven.
This is sickening. Demons are the masters of deceit. The righteous can see right through it.
I keep calling them Demoncrats..
This borders on the absurd.
Borders? BOrders??? BORDERS!!!!!!!!
Squarely in the center of ABSURD!!!!
Smack dab in the middle of it “cantcforest”.
That border has been brutally breached.
Loved the bonus PopUp.
Findland says
” Yeah naww, We’re good”
to NATO.
Good move.
Did he cry when 13 American Marines lost their lives in Afghanistan in the summer of 2021, because of the feckless policies of the “commander-in-chief” that he serves?
I am assuming not, because he still works for that same person… Which, IMHO, means his opinion on anything is less than worthless to me!
I was just fixing to post similar thoughts only mine were toward the Christian women raped in front of their men before they were killed & their men getting hoods over their heads before being shot by ISIS ‘soldiers’ 😡 Where were Biden & BO when all that was going on?!?!? Which btw, there’s STILL refugees from Syria in Jordan & other countries because of our meddling in Syria etc
Kirby certainly did not cry when ISIS , who may have been funded by the Obama Administration, carried out their reign of terror. “Off with their heads” was ISIS policy.
He cries on cue and for the appropriate media moment.
Do you call Kirby’s sniveling facial contortion crying? No way. Remember obama’s ONE lone tear moving like a slug down his one cheek? The Leftists are epic fails at crying. You have to have a heart and theirs dried up a long time ago. Moist honest tears? NEVER!
It’s easier if you view all of them as paid actors reading from a DOS gaming script. Don’t expect reality.
She needs to be sued!
Manhands.
I keep saying that Lefties are not only unhinged, they are stupid, too.
This little girl is brilliant, don’t tell Sullivan.
i doubt you could find any child of this age in the USA that articulate, intelligent, and knowledgeable…
You might, but if its a child of a happily married conservative christian man and woman, the media would ignore the story.
They are ignoring the insightful Chinese child as well.
Narrative control.
Wow! Thanks for sharing this, I’m amazed.
He’s choked up for $ 50 billion to start, what’s he do when they cause WW3, bet he laughs his ass off.
He is choked up because he was just told what his commision is going to be.
Jeees dude, you don’t have to cry about it. It’s not like you’ve got a lot of money riding on this…………….oh, wait….
The “elites” are going to need a bigger fence around capitol hill pretty soon.
Raiding our taxpayer money box to send over seas to these goobers to protect their border while ours is wide open is going to wear very thin on the home playing ground.
It ought to!
So now that men can be women et al… it’s OK and maybe even obligatory for big shots and congress critters to shed some tears..
But notice, they never shed one freakin tear for our Country and what these bottom dwellers are doing to destroy it!!
I’ve watched Kirby briefings several times. He’s a hand wringer of the extreme sort (literally), his body language is nothing short of bizarre. And he was a Navy Admiral?….LOL
Evidently the bar was really lowered if he was promoted to Admiral.
Sink me!
‘Od’s fish!
When American politicians cry…..
It moves US troops on the ground in Ukraine one shuffling step closer.
I cry therefore I am.
The empty skull lefties gobbled this fuax drama right up.
Somebody hand the whimp a tissue
Or a loaded gun and tell him it’s a tissue.
What a puss
Clearly Kirby didn’t watch “3 O’clock High”.
He always looks like he’s crying.
He deserves an Emmy.
Thats his drag name.
More like a really HUGE enema to pull all the crap of that a-hole!!
FTS
TWO crybabies in a row. What more can we ask of our gubt?!
I know I can sleep well tonight.
Who’s the biggest crybaby on our side, ALLEGEDLY? The guy before the Weiner?
Real or crocodile tears?
If the situation was so bad why not work day and night to find a way to make peace?
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But, but, then his acting gig would dry up . . .
Lincoln Journal Star
GREENWOOD, NEB. – Standing on a truck bed in front of hundreds of people, many wearing the signature red hats with white letters proclaiming “Make America Great Again,” Charles Herbster delivered the bad news.
Friday evening’s rally, where the Republican gubernatorial candidate was going to appear with former President Donald Trump at I-80 Speedway, was postponed to Sunday due to the threat of severe weather.
“We just walked through the weather reports, and he and I both made the decision,” Herbster told the crowd just after 3 p.m. The program was scheduled to begin at 5 p.m., with Trump scheduled to speak after 8 o’clock
As forecasters monitored the likelihood of severe weather developing on Friday afternoon, Herbster said he was in regular contact with Trump, who along with the former president’s pilots and the National Weather Service decided to postpone his appearance until Sunday.
“The most important thing of any event, of any rally, is not the message, but it’s all of you,” Herbster told the crowd. “It’s the safety of all of you.”
Sunday Rally!
All caffeinated up and no rally to go! 🙁
Wow! He sure is special! NOT!
Oh FFS!
Maybe if the Azov Nazi’s as backed by Braaaack and McStain and Ms. Y via their Z stooge hadn’t been killing cultural Russian’s in E. Ukraine for the last 6 years or so and maybe if the idea of Ukraine joining NATO (a colossal red-line for Putin) hadn’t been seriously floated and maybe just maybe if FBJ didn’t say it would be ok for Russia to start just a little eensie-weensie war we wouldn’t be in this GD cluster-fook of a situation.
Somebody, please give this poor man some money and get him the hell out of here.
Holy cow.
I expect more for a $50 billion down payment. Maybe Arms of an Angel playing in the background.
Kirby has always been a sniveling, whimpering pussy.
The Ukraine has lost this conflict. The Russian enclaves in the east and the seaports were the objectives along with degrading the Ukrainian military. That’s all but accomplished now. Kiev was never an objective. Stop throwing money at this corrupt country. And stop crying you idiot.
Feelings
?
Whoh ooh ooh ooh…
Stop me now. Please.!
One of the many reasons why we are the laughing stock of the world.
Imagine Russia, China, or any other balled-up country out there trotting this crap out. Might as well get out the color books and cry puppies at this point.
Disgusting.
Speaking of… if Zelenskyy and his crew are looking to the DoD Brain Trust to save their asses, then they might want to spend an afternoon doing a little Google research before strapping themselves into that Clown Car. If it were me, I’d be negotiating for the least-worst deal right about now.
If it were you or I we’d’ve sued for peace long ago.
I thought they were already on track for a deal six weeks ago. I guess War is more profitable?
Why does Washington want war?
Deeper than profit I fear.
I hope the Russians blow the crap out of the arms we are paying for that are being sent to Ukraine against our will. Screw this idiot John Kirby, he needs to cry about millions of foreign nationals invading our southern border. That is indeed worth a few tears because it’s taking our country down. Ukraine has been little more than an international money laundering center and a cash cow for people such as Biden, Pelosi, Kerry and Romney etc. since the CIA helped to violently oust the elected president and install the world’s second Jewish Nazi as president. George Soros of course has the title of being the first Jewish Nazi.
It’s an attempt to whitewash azov by saying ” they have a Jewish president, therefore NOT nazi ” . Its getting less clever by the hour.
This is an attempt to get the emotionally weak Democrats to believe in him.
Wait… I thought Ukraine is winning. Are they not winning? I was distinctly told they are winning.
All I hear is that an 8 year old Ukrainian girl scout wiped out a whole battalion T-32 Tanks and Migs. How can we not be winning?
Callsign: Thin Mint.
I’ve never heard a man sound so histrionic and borderline
I mean what is up with all the arm flapping and waving around like Gloria Swanson?
Lights, Camera, ACTION!
I’m ready for my close up Mr. DeMille!
“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”
Kirby much be financially connected to the piggy bank and corruption in Ukraine too.
Hey Kirby!
It’s better to be a witness, than it is to be a defendant.
#nottoolate
Kirby must like killing Ukrainians for his masters in the White House.
Nancy Boy.
When the Ukrainians on February 16, 2022 began to increase shelling civilians in the Donbas and by February 21-22, were sending 1400 explosions that affected civilians, remembering that 14,000 ethnic Russians have been killed in the Donbas by Ukrainian troops, remembering how Biden pushed and pushed and pushed this war by threatening Russia with NATO on its border despite multiple times that Russia said this was a red line, when the US sent the CIA to train Nazis, sent NGO’s, sent money from George Soros, sent the DOD into Ukraine to establish biological labs, sent billions of dollars in weapons and now sending Americans to run a cyber operation to help Ukraine…….when you find out all this, I think that Russia has been as sinned against as sinning.
He is the immoral one, to continue this war when Ukraine is losing badly, to continue the provocations, to want to continue the war and utterly fail to promote peace talks, and instead be encouraging other countries to annex parts of Ukraine, to send more money for weapons that are either captured or destroyed……this is ridiculous and immoral. I don’t believe his fake tears. If he were at all concerned about the people of Ukraine, he would be working for peace.
Guess he didn’t hear about the Ukrainians shelling the Sokol market in the Kirovsky district, west of Donetsk yesterday around noon, killing 5 and wounding 23 including two teenagers. There is a lot of horror in war, but deliberately shelling a civilian market with no Russian army present is unconscionable. There are no good guys in this event, but the US is evil for their actions.
How on earth did we end up like this 🙁 ?
Can’t believe I’m saying this but, Russia has to win this. Just to put all these miserable idiots away from us and our children!
Does anyone here have any thoughts today of Chinese children going to school in what look like hazmat suits? I’m wondering if China is expecting a biological attack from the west
They lost the war and they know it. just figuring out how to continue the grift.
Kirby’s reaction to Putin having the will to achieve his goals illuminates the fundamental reason why the US has such great difficulty in achieving any of its military goals. US political leaders, emphasize adherence to a doctrine of measured civility in warfare. They fight enemies who adhere to a doctrine which is the doctrine found in back-alley knife fights. GThat is a formula for failure!
I hate to admit that this man was an officer in the same navy that I was. It is hard for me to accept that someone with so few/little morals, ethics, integrity, principles, and honesty could have ever been a flag officer in my navy. His readiness to serve as the corrupt mouthpiece for the senile America hating, traitorous, POS occupant of the White House says all that I need to know about this little weasel… he’s a cockroach.
C’mon, tell us how you really feel!
SUPERPOWER superwimp whineybaby lib mouthpiece has a sad.
Fantastic cartoon! The expression on the elephant, the caricature of Musk, the message…….LOL! This made me laugh and we have far too few laughs these days.
Wouldn’t it be nice if they cared that much about American citizens?
Slava Z on telegram L. Period. Go Putin. Go!!! Kill the NAZI bustids!!