Joe Biden was in Iowa today attempting to justify the massive Bidenflation his economic policies have created. As a result of Biden energy, fiscal and monetary policy, rising oil and gasoline prices are contributing to pre-existing inflation and crushing the U.S. economy.
As part of the White House plan to blame anyone and everyone except the Joe Biden policy agenda, Biden took to the microphones to blame Russian President Vladimir Putin. However, reflecting the synergy of human and avian opinion, a bird flew overhead and pooped on him. WATCH:
Gives new meaning to giving someone the bird.
And here I was expecting his pants to catch fire.
An Eagle no doubt.
Play — ” FREEBIRD “
So, how do you tune your guitar?
The illegitimate president is lucky, had the bird poop hit him on the head, it would have been catastrophic.
Say what? There is nothing inside that noggin to damage!
There is a bit of dryness that you missed.
You are not wrong. In fact you are 100% correct.
The FBI will hunt down that bird and kick in it’s nest at 4 am.
And cnn will be there.
20 FBI agents and the swat team in their tactical gear, will be there, cause playing dress up is important. Cnn will be there as well to film the fbi surround the tree, and justice will be served.
A drone strike is set to take place the poor pigeons nest.
They’ll miss the pigeon and wipe out a family of innocent morning doves.
“mourning”… just sayin’
Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger will hold 5 years of investigations, with 1,000 FBI agents giving testimony, on a budget of $100 million
Brother, thou hast won the quote of the day..
Ah, shucks 🤣
Bird Shits on the SHITBIRD!!!
Perfection!!
Post of the day!
Two things fall out of the sky. Bird shit and idiots.
God will not be mocked.
This man is a liar, a cheat and a fraud. He did not win the presidency. He was installed by those who stole it from we the American people. This man is offensive to all who are decent, honest and God fearing. He must be removed by our process or by force if needed.
I wish it was either a horse or bull that made the deposit. It would better match his bloviating.
Hey look Joey! C’maaarn m’aaaan another free gift for you made in America this time.
Kharmic
We feel the same as the bird. His Hand is on the sparrow.
Biden has called Zelensky to announce a no fly zone over Iowa.
Organic guano fertilizer to go with the b.s. from Joe, to make up for the expensive Russian fertilizer we can’t even obtain.
Maybe it wasn’t bird poop, but he is starting to break down like the robot Ashe from Alien.
You sure that’s bird shit?
Looks like it fell out of his ear…..
Maybe his dried up brains just looked like bird poop…
That fearless bird used good judgment & freely expressed what many of us endorse. ♥️🇺🇸♥️
Give that bird the Congressional Medal of Honor!
Too bad it wasn’t a Klingon Warbird.
One for the birds
So perfect! Reminds me of the fly on Pence’s head. But in that case I did not know how prophetic it was at the time!
Missed his head
You had one job!
All we told you to do was poop on Joe Biden‘s head. And you missed!
You had ONE JOB!
😂🤣😂
Too bad it wasn’t a snow goose.. After gorging on winter wheat sprouts..
That was a RUSSIAN bird!
Our Idiot War-Pigs call for more and more Endless War, and pay their puppet Zelensky not to make peace.
EU member Clare Daly of Ireland:
Bravo, sister.
Sh*t on a bullsh*t prez….. downright karmic
Wait until he comes to Wisconsin. Our state bird, the Robin, after eating a fat juicy nightcrawler, will drop a 10 megaton smear. Just check out any car for the evidence.
A bull flying overhead might have been more appropriate…
A Great American Hero!
hillary’s fly?
who says the macrocosm can’t mirror the microcosm (nature vs. man) in other than shakespeare’s plays?
Thesaker.is
Bwahahaha.
It aint the Blue Bird of Happiness for sure
Hit the target
Thanks Birdie!
PITY IT WASNT IN HIS MOUTH
Even Nature abhors a vacuum
Jim Crow or Jim Eagle?
The Bird’s the Word!
😂👍 Now I have that song stuck in my head!
Trump’s fault!
Bad 10days for bullseye Biden first Obama shits on him then a very patriotic bird lays a hot turd on our intrepid leader.
You reap what you sow 🦅
Did something finally hit the fan?
That bird is smarter than the average demonrat 🤣🤣🤣!!!
Ahhh those birds, how telling. Just recently a seagull and a raven attacked two doves release in Vatican square by the fake pope…. Alfred Hitchcock calls from his grave.
The marionette actually took notice of it.
Mother
Of
All
Birds
I have a hard time believing more than 20% of the US populace will accept Biden’s pathetic excuses.
Meanwhile here’s Kamala ….
Broadband wire? Isn’t that 20 years old? High heat? Workers and heat stroke indoors? All because of climate change ignored for far too long? Let’s be clear .. we need to protect workers with OSHA with heat inspections?
rambling on with an accent.
Kamala Delivers Remarks in Philadelphia
Bill Clinton was on the balcony, something about the color blue.
“However, reflecting the synergy of human and avian opinion a bird flew over and pooped on him” Sundance sure has a way with the written word.
He’s something else. (And I mean that in the nicest way possible.)
As far as the Senile Demented Vegetable is concerned, this couldn’t have happened to a “nicer” pos.
just when you thought that bird shit couldn’t get worse
Bird needs practice, it was off a few inches from Joey’s forehead.
This reminds me of a Red Skelton comedy routine.
He is being two seagulls, Heathclif and Gertrude flying around Washington,DC. Heathclif says to Gertrude, lets fly over the Capital and make a Deposit.
We who watched you Red, miss you.
That was when comics were both clean and funny!
Skelton advised that you need to have a routine you would do if your mother and Nuns were sitting in the audience.
He did that kind of routine.
You know I am opposed to the crazy ideas of re-creating dinosaurs. *yes, it’s a real thing…some people actually think it would be just great to recreate a wolly mammoth from reconstructued DNA samples).
but then I was thinking….Quetzalcoatlus
flying over head at 40 mph and dropping a 20 pound deuce..
Yeah, I’ll sign up for that.
Then we can really have a story to tell the grandkids.
ROFL!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🦅💩