Joe Biden was in Iowa today attempting to justify the massive Bidenflation his economic policies have created. As a result of Biden energy, fiscal and monetary policy, rising oil and gasoline prices are contributing to pre-existing inflation and crushing the U.S. economy.
As part of the White House plan to blame anyone and everyone except the Joe Biden policy agenda, Biden took to the microphones to blame Russian President Vladimir Putin. However, reflecting the synergy of human and avian opinion, a bird flew overhead and pooped on him. WATCH:
to poop on Pop is perfect !
The big guy got his 10% !
aka
“The reviews were quick to come in …”
Too bad bulls don’t fly.
Remember good Democrats never let a good crisis go to waste.
Soon FJB will add this to his list of lies . Saying
that on this day he single handedly fended off an biological aerial attack from Corn Poop.
O. M. G. Lol!!!
Gottta love it when some one actually gets what they DESERVE !
it being Holy Week and all, I do appreciate the Lord’s sense of humor in this time of reflection. LOL.
The timing was just immaculate!
That was such a kind and clever way of saying Let’s Go Brandon. I love reading the comments here 😀
” Goose …. It’s Time To Buzz The Tower ! ”
Top Pun
A statue of media malfeasance to poop on.
Should have been the whole flock!
Too bad horses don’t fly. Or bulls. Either would have been more appropriate.
Heh, this was nothing. If you haven’t been crapped on by a seagull, pelican, or great blue heron…you haven’t lived!
FJB should be crapped on by an elephant.
A seagull pooped on me once. It was huge. The poop I mean. Permanent stain on my uniform pants. It was absolutely disgusting, but still kind of funny.
Yeah, they’re awful. Still worth fishing!
Think big … a Blue Whale on a diet of Plankton ExLax.
Flies on Pence and Obummer…..and now bird poop. You gotta love it!
PoopPop !
Poo-tin Strikes Back!
😂 😂 😂
The bird is echoing Biden” a lot of that has to do with you .. pooping on America” – “stop blaming Putin”as it scored a bull’s eye on Biden’s America flag pin.
The White House will blame it on a Russian sparrow.
Corn Poop was a bad dude.
Even the birds of the air show their disgust.
Quid pro crow.
incredible . . . this is but one of the many reasons I need to go here to read comments!
Corn Pop approves this message.
I got a letter in the mail from the Republican National Committee signed by Her Majesty Ronna. I re-wrote the entire survey and letter to reflect the reality of the situation, then I burned it. I no longer identify as a Republican as of January 6th. I poop on Biden AND the Republicans for being complicit.
I want a third party. The Democrats may win seats in November because people like me are still so angry at the betrayal. And honestly, I do not care. Let the Democrats burn the country to the ground. We in Middle America will rebuild it.
People only watch him now to see how he will screwup.
Kids not allowed to watch.
They should be busy with home schooling anyway.
One for the ages.
Now that is a valedictorian.
Right there with you.
return them instead with colorful comments
One flew over of the cuckoos nest!
The bird registered his official opinion of Biden.
Karma, baby, Karma
The stage must’ve been set up outside for this one.
Is this not the second time FJB’s been pooped on by a bird?
Wish it would have been a Terradactyl taking a dump on ol’Joe.
Size of the splash and era of the bird both would have fit the resident perfectly.
Somebody give that bird a cracker!
Pentagon contractors worked in Ukrainian biolabs under $80 million program – Dilyana.bg
The level of training the CIA puts into these birds is impressive!
the Smithsonian also?
what a mess of corruption
Isn’t it good luck in Indonesia or something?
Thankfully he wasn’t in Indonesia.
Random thought: In Brazil, a bird pooping on you like that is considered a sign of “good luck.” Definitely hope it’s not true in this case!
When it happened to me on the Beach, we won the Lotto 5 out of 6 numbers and paid for our wedding! (it was in the early days of the Florida Lottery)
let him go to Brazil then. somewhere in the Amazon
Blame It On Rio!
Like the fly on obama and pence I swear God is using his creation to send us messages! Flies are are attracted to human sh*t and now ChiCom Joe gets hit with bird sh*t and doesn’t realize it! How poetic!
I saw somewhere an inventor of microbiotic flies took credit for them when they landed on Pense and Hilldog, maybe Barry, too
Let’s see if the poser gets the bird flu.
Good birdy.
Bird, your aim was off . . .
The only thing that could make this better, was if the bird was a Bald Eagle 🦅!!
Birds should do more than poop on this POS. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQJoU2LWYA0F67H?format=jpg&name=medium
” And The Raven , never flitting
Still is SH*TTING , still is sh*tting …
On the pallid bust of Pallas
Just above my chamber door.”
Edgar Allen Poe
The Potato doesn’t mind, Obama has been crapping on him for years.
Joe……..joe
Biden: “Never mind a vaccine for Covid, damn it, get me vaccinated for Bird Flew”!!!
I wish I could give him a cow manure pie
The ghost of Corn Poop.
Ancient funny from Red Skelton: two seagulls, Gertrude and Heathcliff, fly to Washington. Gertrude says to Heathcliff, “Here’s one on the House!”
Red Skelton. Right about now the world needs him x 10,000+.
Headlines should read “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Chest”
“alotta thas has haz todo with thss indussry” wait what?
poop plop…the only understandable thing in that clip…lol
Better than a fly on the nose, and that was pretty good.
Clearly the Russians have weaponized birds.
Ghosts of Murdered Birds!
Donald Trump’s windmill hatred is a worry for booming industry
https://nypost.com/2019/09/30/donald-trumps-windmill-hatred-is-a-worry-for-booming-industry/
He is slurring more and more every time I hear him speak…clearly the meds are NOT working well anymore. How long will they keep up this charade? I just do not see them being able to keep him going until the midterms but we all know Kamalama is NOT ready for Prime-Time!
Honestly, I am getting nervous about what evil rabbit they are going to pull out of their hat because they are losing BADLY on ALL fronts and if we actually have an election in November it will be a bloodbath for them and they know it!
fingers crossed for the face plant
Watch who they install as VP after Joe gets “twenty-fifthed”.
Then dirt will splash across the headlines of the NYT and WaPo so that Kamala is forced to resign.
Then the installed VP is placed in the Oval Office in order to take orders from the cabal. It will be someone we aren’t thinking of. Someone compromised and controllable – lots of them in DC.
waiting for the “explanations” . . .
how about it had something to do with a weather balloon . . . or climate change!
#IAmThatBird
I am Birdacus!
I wish the bird had aimed for Joe’s head.
If the foobird appears on your shoulder just wear it, Joe.
“If the foo $hits … wear it.”
10% for the big guy!
Kinda wish it was a 180 grain poop…..
Don’t even try and tell me God doesn’t have a sense of humor. And, it is a message. Wonder if it was a dove? 🤔
A sense of humor, and a pretty good aim, too.