Joe Biden was in Iowa today attempting to justify the massive Bidenflation his economic policies have created. As a result of Biden energy, fiscal and monetary policy, rising oil and gasoline prices are contributing to pre-existing inflation and crushing the U.S. economy.
As part of the White House plan to blame anyone and everyone except the Joe Biden policy agenda, Biden took to the microphones to blame Russian President Vladimir Putin. However, reflecting the synergy of human and avian opinion, a bird flew overhead and pooped on him. WATCH:
Clinton was impeached over something similar.
That was no bird, I had my new drone out for a spin. There was a sudden gust of wind which led to an unexpected discharge. Totally accidental.
😉
It was a vile of unmitigated avian fertilizer.
😶🌫️
Anyone know if the J6 committee has announced their investigation into this heinous insurrection?
Freebird 2024!
They are still looking for evidence.
Perfect- he’s full of s**t anyway
Isn’t Karma great?
It’s spilling over.
God certainly has a robust sense of humor!
I am so jealous of that bird!
Wish it was a seagull but that was good.
Threads like these should have an auto like button.
Won’t play on my Firefox broswer.
I use firefox and I can see it.
“Well everybody’s heard,
heard about the bird
The bird bird bird b-bird is the word”
Trashmen (1963)
Trashmen.
Greatest band name ever.
One good turn deserves another…
One good Tern deserves another…
” Where Eagles Dare ”
good movie
That was awfully close to landing on the exterior of Creepy Groper Joe’s ol’ empty head.
But the bird wanted to be sure it was seen by millions.
That would be way too optimistic!
If I was the bird, it would have hit TDC
Now there’s a tweet even I can support.
Putin sent that bird all the way from Russia Russia Russia.
LET’S GO BIRD!
And they’ll claim that Donald Trump made the bird do it!!
Polly want all the crackers?
It’s Vladamir Poopin’s fault
Best one yet, do I see a T shirt coming???
I call him bidung so this was great !😂😂😂😂😂😂
One more presidential ‘accident’ for Dr. Jill to clean up.
She just has to wipe a little higher today.
glad i live in iowa,we know how to treat the p.o.s. remember during his campaign he went to a restaurant here in iowa and he was trying to talk to a guy,who just totally ignored him and kept eating.
That was spectacular!
I’m still grateful to that guy. He didn’t speak–for all of us.
Is he still living?
Too bad elephants don’t fly.
lol
Or even poodles. Ever owned one? Good grief…🪰
Ah!!! So many thoughts. So little space….
WORST PRESIDENCY IN HISTORY!
Kamala Harris says “hold my kneepads”.
IF he truly were president, I’d agree.
The bird’s diaper was full, too.
On the nose would of been legendary!!
Are we sure it didn’t just ooze out?
I think Putin watched how these global criminals unleashed a bio-weapon and overthrew President Trump and decided he couldn’t have them operating on his borders.
Stolen elections do have consequences.
POTUS prices will nock the poop out of you
Russia takes Mariupol port, and Macron has kicked out the Russian diplomats
Sooner than later they’re going to have to repair relations with Russua and it’s control of Eastern and Southern Ukraine. Putin will have the leverage.
In that bird carries the spirit of all the girls he groped, etc.
The fly on Obama.
The fly on Pence.
The shit on Biden!
fly on Hildebeast too
That Time a Fly Landed on Hillary Clinton at the Second 2016 Debate (Video)
https://www.thewrap.com/that-time-a-fly-landed-on-hillary-clinton-at-the-second-2016-debate-video/
not a surprise for the Hag…her detail agents say she smells of old urine and vomit
Yes… there’s a pattern
-but Bush ducked
Hahahahaha. Best laugh I had all day.
As my dear old mum used to say … “It’s a shame cows can’t fly!”
Was it Jim Eagle?
Even the animals have a way of making their feelings be known.
Hopefully the fraud makes his next speech at the zoo monkey house.
One bird
One vote
If the vote is clean, the domestic and foreign policies will be intelligent. With their political system polluted by election fraud, Americans cannot bring to bear the force of their will and intelligence on their domestic and foreign affairs. They cannot conduct intelligent statecraft. They cannot, for example, adapt to the phenomenology of multipolarity that bears down inexorably upon them.
Since Democrats and Republicans are a UniParty benefitting from election fraud, a second political party is indicated, for Americans to marshal political force sufficient to true the vote. I have put forth the name for such as party as The All American Party.
Another party?
All parties lead to the same place.
No more parties.
That bird is a fine American! 😁🐦
Sent by God?
😁😁😋
https://t.me/behizy/3024
Wonder if Biden is triple vaxed for the “Bird Flu”?
If he drops tomorrow, his administration will blame Putin for sending a trained bird infected with bird flu all the way to Iowa to infect President Poopy Pants.
Headlines on CNN, MSNBC and NY Times.
It’s a bird, no it’s a plane,no it’s Brandon!
Karma’s a bitch, eh Joe?
A lot of politicians wait till they’re dead and their statue stands in the park before birds do that to them. Biden is so Progressive.
New biden theme song?
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=the+trashmen+surfin+bird&t=h_&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D5WFBppsP9C8
Bird? Right. That’s some darn good drone control.
It looks like the bird of happiness just shit on Old Joe.
I’ll bet that bird was an eagle!
The ancient Romans believed that the flights of birds were signs that could be interpreted to forecast the future. Our word “auspicious” is derived from auspicious: from Latin auspicium “divination by observing the flight of birds.”
I would say bird poop while giving a speech trying to shift blame for one’s failures onto others is about as inauspicious as they come.
I’m also reminded of a great Gary Larson cartoon called a “bird’s eye view of the park”, in which the tops of heads, baby carriages, etc., all had bull’s eye targets painted on them.
Brain matter spilling out of his ear!
Lets go . .
Wait….
Was that bird poop, or was it a little piece of his rotting brain falling out his ear?
Many wonderful jokes today — Keep them coming !!!
This is good. This helps us all. It steels our RESOLVE for the fights to come.
The laughter , is Healing. 🙂
Quoth The Raven – Poo On Brandon , Evermore.
This is two steps above a fly landing.
Bombs away!!