Transportation Secretary Alfred E Newman took center stage today to outline the White House response to the gas crisis as people up and down the East coast are unable to find fuel. We are so screwed with these professional political idiots, who have never held a real private sector job, in charge of U.S. policy.
Secretary Newman is skilled in the use of parseltongue: ‘We understand the concerns that need to be understood in order to evaluate the concerns that have been expressed. Our understanding has led to a larger discussion about the concerns and we understand the need to coordinate with our partner agencies toward the common goal of understanding. Now that we have the analysis to understand the greater concern, we are evaluating the fastest way to express the understanding of the analysis to a more broad network of partners. As soon as that network understanding is in place, then we will have a better understanding for the American people about their concern‘.. or something. Yes, these are the words of wisdom from the Secretary of Transportation.
Think I’m kidding… Well, you try:
Sounds like something out of a political satire show, maybe a British one.
Well , now I am concerned !
At least you’ll have a better understanding of your concerns so you can discuss them with others to get them to understand and discuss their concerns! So it’s a win then! Oh dear Lord!
We should circle back to make sure common understanding is achieved
Wow. Just…wow.
We truly have been hijacked into full-blown “1984-Istan”.
Please understand we are concerned about your concern.
The communist Chinese hit the jackpot with their investments in our politicians. It must be painful for intelligent pragmatists like the commies to give large sums of money to these Democrat and hypocritical Republicans, who are not only disgusting but so stupid. The “bad” guys in the old 007 movies at least were intelligent, an 8th grader is more coherent.
We will pay dearly for surrendering our nation to this elite class, the most massive looting of national wealth in history is occurring. The only way to initiate socialism in America’s middle class was to make them suffer scarcity and confiscate wealth and independence. Once desperate, the masses will comply for day to day survival.
On the contrary we have known freedom since the beginning of this nation when people really begin to suffer they will rise up and remove the ruling class known as communist demo rats. What makes us different is we have the means to ensure our survival.
It seems a lot of people here on this site are consciously or subconsciously giving up and I don’t know why. Life is meant to be living just like working we need to work for an existence. If we need to fight for the survival of this nation then so be it.
The whole federal govt. is made up of Howdy Doodies like this dill weed with no real world experience. In fact, he won a Rhodes scholarship, so he’s been braised in One world govt. his entire life. We are now just a RINO, Republic In Name Only, with commies, marxists, fascists, socialists, and every other “ists” running the show, with feckless, ballless, and spineless fake opposition party just there for show….
It was a great run, almost 250 years. Now it’s different, 2 tiered justice system, no rule of law, We, the People who created this blippin nation are now the enemy that needs to be eliminated. Do stock up on everything for the coming carnage, the natives will become very violently restless…
Federal Govt = least common denominator. They don’t know anything about making a living by PRODUCING SOMETHING
He strikes me as CIA, one of their “woke”, “diverse” recruits. A totally useless bureaucrat just itching to “nudge” people through engineered “crises” and false flags.
He obviously enjoys bloviating with a bunch of words which ultimately mean NOTHING.
Bloviation is a style of empty, pompous, political speech which originated in Ohio and was used by US President Warren G. Harding, who described it as “the art of speaking for as long as the occasion warrants, and saying nothing”. His opponent, William Gibbs McAdoo, described “the impression of an army of pompous phrases moving over the landscape in search of an idea.
I love that description!
You are probably correct.
Thankfully it won’t play out this way, we just got to keep on keeping-on. We may lose our Republic, but we’re still Americans and these shit-for-brains Ivy Leagerus are guaranteed to rue the day they ever opened up a power struggle in the USA. Then they’ll know how good they had it.
Leaguers
Ivy Loogies
Amorphous disgusting phlegmorons
They are nothing but a bunch of stupid children.
That’s just it!
It just became clear to me.
The constitution/rule of law is the opposite of what the libtards need to function.
Now the “America was always a racist idea from the beginning. And needs to be changed.”
Makes sense.
Racism is the vehicle they chose to achieve the change they need without admitting our constitution is in the way.
Rule of law= right or wrong.
2 tiered justice, considering race even though lady justice is supposed to be blind.
No amendment is absolute.
We the people is the government.
And most of the insane ideas the libtard’s have.
seem to be a push to rid our country of the one thing that has held us together all these years.
Our constitution.
IT’S IN THEIR WAY!
Oh, but we have a living, breathing constitution.
Just like Bill Clinton, although Buttjig presumably finished his work at Oxford, unlike Slick.
Dfference between Bill and Butt?
With Butt the gig is up his you-know-where
This is the kind of statement you should expect from a person that takes a SUV limo to within a few blocks of his destination and then gets out a rides a bike The last two blocks for a photo prop
Somebody slap that fool
But, but, but, if someone really slapped him, he would fall down regardless of the severity of the slap…and hurt himself.
Is this for real? We are in serious trouble here….
That’s some funny shiz right there. Thanks for the laughs, Sundance!
So Alfred E Newman was a Mayor of a small Texas city that had a bus service and this makes him an expert.
Don’t blame this clown on Texas, he was mayor of South Bend, IN, big-time college town; we do have to accept responsibility for Sen. John Cornyn though.
Sorry I go mixed up with the other Alfred E. Newman from El Paso.
Yes, we have to accept responsibility for him too, as insignificant as he is.
I was confused as well:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_E._Neuman
Yep. His stellar performance as mayor of college town South Bend, where his father was an immigrant communist prof, is the reason for his meteoric rise through the US Deep State apparatus. Riiiiggghhht.
I knew he wasn’t bright but hes a complete imbecile. He is so out of his pay grade it’s scary. He has absolutely no idea what to do. I think he truly believes Obidens windmills will fix this. This is a guy that pretends to ride a bike to work to look “green” but actually gets driven most of the way. He really is a cretin.
bit your tongue. he was the mayor of south bend. home of the great Notre Dame football …. still a small mismanaged town
300 million spent by Zucker the Borg to install these doublespeaking incompetents.
Try 500+ MILLION/
What?!?!?
I have concerns about your concerns, but I am in complete understanding about my concerns of your concerns.
I live on the southeast coast of Georgia and travel to North Florida for work regularly. Today I was in Live Oak Florida off of I-10 and saw firsthand gas stations with empty tanks or premium only available.
Biden met with Carter a week ago and now we got gas lines to go along with the line at the southern border and the lines at the unemployment office.
But ol’ Hunter is cutting out lines and laughing about the line of people willing to throw money at him.
We need a line of people at the voting booth, pissed off about what they’ve done to our country.
We showed up big time at the polls, they flipped millions and millions of votes.
I think “flipped” is too mild a word. It might not be if the election had been close and the algorithms had been sufficient to coyly shift the vote to Biden. But on election night, Trump was taking it in a landslide, so they went into failsafe mode, pausing the count so that tons of Chinese counterfeit ballots could be injected, nearly in plain sight. There were literally truckloads of these phony ballots being moved around the country that night. No, the election was not flipped, it was upended. The votes of American citizens were cancelled many times over.
What a frigging idiot. Makes me want to puke!
A massive modern civilization is a machine that provides survival for all of us and cannot be operated by a self-anointed intelligentsia and legal cartel who clearly, clearly don’t understand how anything works.
Oh my Lord! He sure has a very limited vocabulary,
IMHO.
Hunter, the energy expert, needs to put down his parmesan cheese pipe and help his old man out.
“Um, jack and shit is all I know”
See Pete, brevity is key to conveying information.
Secretary “What, me worry?” seems just a tad PLEASED about this latest “crisis”. But maybe I’m just overly suspicious.
Maybe not.
I read that gov witless wants to shut down pipeline’s in her state.
W.T.F?
These folks are INSANE!
Or are they?
They are malevolent!
aka; “my misspent youth”.
“To address the gasoline shortage, Sec. of Transportation Alfred E. Newman will be meeting with expert Jimmy Carter.”
Dumb and dumber…
PS. Why did you fools cancel Keystone XL, to save the environment and empty gas tanks ?
I had a subscription.
Mad and cracked is where my newspaper money went.
They had an add i answered and sold seeds to get a
daisy 30/30.
No one ever lost an eye from that rifle.
Blah blah blah blah. And in conclusion, let me say that blah blah blah.
From the Department of Redundancy Department.
Butti to USA.. ride your bike..
He gets a lift with a car to a spot near the Capitol, then gets his bike out and rides to work on bike.
HYPOCRITE
Let me see if I can paraphrase that: We’re concerned, we understand and we’re not an island or something, something. This guy is in charge of transportation and he’s completely lost.
Oh, but Democrats are always keen to tell us that in such a complex society, we need experts to run things and tell us what to do and how to live our lives.
… he’s like this other guy… Blinken… little boys.
That boys got a face made for kickin.
And punching.
Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm Says ‘Pipe Is the Best Way’ to Transport Fuel After Biden Canceled Keystone Pipeline
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/05/12/energy-secretary-jennifer-granholm-says-pipe-is-the-best-way-to-transport-fuel-after-admin-canceled-keystone-pipeline/
Too bad we don’t have an honest press, they’d eat this administration alive to the point where they’d all quit.
Don’t hear much from any of them…..even Catherine Herridge dried up and John Soloman is no where to be seen. But then again, maybe they aren’t honest either……
Both were nothing but distractions
No credibility left
yep
The WH presstitus are whining that they can’t publish quotes without approval from the WH anymore, or they get banned. I think they complained that they are nothing more than glorified pages.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
It’s bittersweet isn’t it Two? The beast that the media created is now eating them too. They can easily fix it….just start asking the tough questions and reporting the truth. It really is just that simple.
One thing is for sure I think-the midterms will bring in the GOP to a Senate and maybe Congressional majority
If the GOP are smart
Things cant go on like this
That means one thing: “Support the Arizona Audit” – not much else matters at this point.
If we can’t get those cheating machines outlawed . . . (fill in the blank yourself) __________________ .
OMFG – That was real?!!
Someone posted that elsewhere and I thought it was satire.
Whoa boy… We got’s ourselves an official government certified genuine genius!!! He’s getting ready, to get ready for the readiness of the state of being ready!
Y’all hold on, any moment now, watch out!
The real Alfred E. Newman is offended by the comparison.
Real Alfred is a widely-read, and honored humorist, someone with decades of real achievements in providing employment to the staff of a nationally distributed magazine.
Mouth like a dog chasing its tail. And like the dog cant ever catch it.
MAD!!
C’mon Man!
He’s serious about a serious problem and when he’s serious, we should be serious about him being serious and anyone that serious will meet with other serious folks to solve this serious problem we all know is serious.
Seriously!! You can’t make this crap up.
They could have reopened the pipelines manually within the hour. Why didn’t they?
A: “In politics, there are no coincidences and no unintended consequences. The 4.2% year-to-year increase in consumer prices in April alone is part of the Democrat plan to destroy the economy in order to build a new one that they control.”
Don Surber: Inflation is part of the Democrat plan
They manually shut them down. Manufactured crisis another control mechanism.
The clowns in this installed administration wouldn’t have passed the screen test for the Gong Show years ago. The executives wouldn’t have allowed it on prime time TV.
from the posted paragraph I understand what he is saying..
basically at least one partner was not in agreement with the current regime’s strategy of shutting down a major energy pipeline.. but they are certain that partner will be brought to heel.. so.. once they all get their stories straight they will then present their plan to the news media.. and when they rubber stamp it.. only then will the American people receive an “official” response from the regime for the crisis it created..
I think they are making sure that there can never be anyone driving to D.C. from those damn states that actually believe in America! They keep trying to destroy us with their never-ending attempts to drain the economy and flood it with illegals. The “what me worry?” face of Buttigieg is perfect for this…”don’t worry, be happy and we are concerned about your concerns and will discuss these concerns to understand them better.” Wow, thanks for nothing as usual, D.C. fools!
I love how Sundance is now Mocking these clowns.
None of them deserve any respect from any
American
John Kerry should be called Ketchup Lurch
I always refer to Hillary as Swine Hilda
And
Obama is 0bowel
Michelle is Big Mike
Theres a joke in that somehwere…
Obowel, Big Mike, Swine Hilda, and Horseface go to a bar
What could go wrong?
Even Horse Face Kerry says pipelines are important
John Kerry Believes Pipelines Are More Efficient, Contradicting the Biden Administration
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/05/12/john-kerry-believes-pipelines-are-more-efficient-contradicting-the-biden-administration/
Oh wow — Kerry states the reality. How kind of him!
Colonial Pipeline Restarts After Cyber Attack, Gas Shortages Continue
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/05/12/colonial-pipeline-restarts-after-cyber-attack-gas-shortages-continue/
China could invade Alaska right now and they would be concerned and try to reach an understanding…
Butt-Agape thinks he’s talking to kindergartners.
Incompetence, the Hallmark of all high office Gimmydat’s. “What, me worry?” Why should he? He’s got the Press, DOJ, and the backing of the LBTQXGY€πX%¶∆QTYX¥
Community. He can say anything with impunity.
“Secretary Newman is skilled in the use of parseltongue: ‘We understand the concerns that need to be understood in order to evaluate the concerns that have been expressed. Our understanding has led to a larger discussion about the concerns and we understand the need to coordinate with our partner agencies toward the common goal of understanding. Now that we have the analysis to understand the greater concern, we are evaluating the fastest way to express the understanding of the analysis to a more broad network of partners. As soon as that network understanding is in place, then we will have a better understanding for the American people about their concern‘..”
Sundance, you are mistaken. That’s not Secretary Newman. That’s Professor Irwin Corey.
“Corey would amble on stage in a preoccupied manner, then begin his monologue with “However …” He created a new style of double-talk comedy; instead of making up nonsense words like “krelman” and “trilloweg”, like double-talker Al Kelly, the Professor would season his speech with many long and florid, but authentic, words. The professor would then launch into observations about anything under the sun, but seldom actually making sense.”
For some, an anecdote of a late comedian, for those with vision, an epiphany, a whole career rife with rewards awaiting those of dulcimer articulartion.
Screw hard work.
Changing spelling of last name won’t change the images in MAD Magazine.
“What…me worry?”
…but, isn’t it a corporate matter, Pete? That’s what you all said yesterday.
“I can’t speak directly to…”
…to anyone, really…because he’s “very expeditiously” doing nothing except BS the media and their softball questioners.
I just read Sundance’s version of Buttigieg’s gobble-di-goop out loud to my husband! Wow! We had to laugh — you’ve gotta laugh because otherwise the crying would never stop! My husband walked off saying, “I’ll let you know about my concerns when I get a better understanding of my concerns about my day.” Dear, Lord — please show us your will as relates to the insanity that surrounds us!
Classic DC gibberish. The agencies, er stakeholders, I mean equities, work hard to analyze the concerns of the concerned parties, and, uh, look, we strive to serve, I mean, er inform the American, er I mean global citizens, and well, let me get back…I mean circle back with you. Next question.
The plot thickens…
I think this was to punish GOP/recalcitrant states -like Florida
And of course-you the people
Today we will talk about today. Tomorrow will be tomorrow and yesterday was yesterday. The past is the past while we look forward to tomorrow which is the future. But, we can only talk about now, which is today. Five minutes ago is the past and five minutes from now is the future, even though both are still today. We need to focus on the present which is part of today but instantly becomes the past. Thank you and no more questions.
Whiskey ~ Tango ~ Foxtrot…..
Dear God…. If this is just a really bad dream…. I think we’re ALL ready to for an incredible sunrise on a new day….. If it’s NOT a bad dream…. I think we’re ready for the return of your Son…. Just Sayin….
Sincerely, CC
To call this “guy” and idiot would be to insult the real idiots of the world.