Sometimes this stuff just makes you laugh (inappropriately) out loud, at the worst possible moments…. Way, W.A.Y, too funny:
WASHINGTON TIMES – The Commission on Presidential Debates announced on Monday the five polls it will use to determine which candidates receive invitations to the upcoming debates in September and October.
The national polls that will be used to determine eligibility for the three presidential debates are the ABC-Washington Post, CBS-New York Times, CNN-Opinion Research Corporation, Fox News and NBC-Wall Street Journal polls.
WASHINGTON TIMES 
Summary Version: A 62-year-old guy in New Jersey was minding his own business – walking down the street, wearing a Donald Trump T-Shirt….




Two jihadists wielding knives entered a church in Saint-Etienne-du-Rouvray, Normandy, during mass. Two nuns and two parishioners were taken hostage, one nun is seriously injured. The 84-year-old priest, Father Jacques Hamel (pictured left), was forced to kneel down and his throat was slashed while one of the Islamists’ filmed the murder.
In an effort to diffuse the growing controversy, and trying to split the baby, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz has just resigned her position as head of the DNC effective AFTER the Philadelphia convention….. NOT GOOD ENOUGH says the majority of convention attendees so… stay tuned!
After the DNC locked the doors so hundreds of Team Bernie supporters