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Monday Funnies – Joe Biden Visits The Treehouse Grade School

Because we don’t need humor when we are off, we need it more when returning to work.  Joe Biden visited the Conservative Treehouse Grade School for a PR stunt seeking to foster support for educational bailouts prior to congressional summer recess.  His visit coincided with the last week before summer vacation:   It was Joe Biden’s first ever trip to a generally Conservative Grade School.

Vice-President Joe Biden:  Menagerie, why are you late?
Menagerie:  Because class started before I got here.
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Vice-President Joe Biden:  Sharon, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Sharon:  Well, the teacher told me to do it without using tables.
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Vice-President Joe Biden:  OK, Waltzing Matilda,  how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
Tilda:  K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
Vice-President Biden:  No, that’s wrong
Tilda:  Well, maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  (more…)

"I Meow for Michelle" – The Latest Campaign Bling

In the latest crass attempt to raise money for Teh Won’s campaign, they have resorted to selling doggie sweaters and “I Meow for Michelle” cat collars.  Seriously, what self-respecting kitteh would wear one of these things?

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Meet JR, Our Newest Friend!

Now enriched with 100% more profanity-laced rantings….all “jr” originals!
JR is a self-professed FBI agent-extraordinaire who’s gonna hunt us mods down and, and tell our Mommas!! He originally introduced himself in the post “A Visible Precursor To Zimmerman Aquittal In The Trayvon TM Shooting.”   We provide the following as a public service.  Regular readers need to see the kind of crap that comes flying from all directions when one bucks the established media narrative.  The information below is a very small portion of his moderated comments. 
1. He has targeted Mossad Puddy, indicating that he intends to seek an arrest warrant against her on Monday.  Now that’s just causing all sorts of puzzlement.  As an FBI agent, shouldn’t he have the secret phone number that he can call on weekends to get paperwork going?  He must be part of one of those very special, super-secret branches.  Very puzzling.

2. He says that in five minutes he will publish names and address of mods.
3.  He says he would spit in Puddy’s face if he was standing in front of her.  Is that part of FBI SOP?  Considering the current condition of the DOJ, I suppose it could be. (more…)

Reconciling Liberal Logic

BigFurHat@iOTW has a gift for drawing out the insanity of Left-Logic

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And Now For Something Completely Different…

Some politically incorrect humor that I received via e-mail:
The Money Shot & How I Did It – The Killing of Osama Bin Laden


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Some Pretty Neat Ways To Test Your Brain…

Test #1:  A Woman Running


Look at the spinning woman and if she is turning right, your right side of your brain is working. If she is turning left, your left side of your brain is working. If she turns both ways for you, then you have a 160 or better IQ.
Perhaps you’ll find the spinning cat a little easier?  (Hint…focus on the tail.)

 

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Facebook – In Real Life…

Hey!  You like this…you really LIKE this!  🙂

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The World According To San Francisco….

 Here’s a shockingly accurate depiction of the world  from the viewpoint of your typical San Franciscan.  You know it’s funny because it’s true.

(Click on map to embiggen.)

Via “Generic