Because we don’t need humor when we are off, we need it more when returning to work. Joe Biden visited the Conservative Treehouse Grade School for a PR stunt seeking to foster support for educational bailouts prior to congressional summer recess. His visit coincided with the last week before summer vacation: It was Joe Biden’s first ever trip to a generally Conservative Grade School.
Vice-President Joe Biden: Menagerie, why are you late?
Menagerie: Because class started before I got here.
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Vice-President Joe Biden: Sharon, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Sharon: Well, the teacher told me to do it without using tables.
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Vice-President Joe Biden: OK, Waltzing Matilda, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
Tilda: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
Vice-President Biden: No, that’s wrong
Tilda: Well, maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Vice-President Joe Biden: OK Patriot Dreamer, what is the chemical formula for water?
Patriot Dreamer: H I J K L M N O.
Vice-President Joe Biden: What the heck are you talking about?
Patriot Dreamer: Well, yesterday teacher said it’s H to O.
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Vice-President Joe Biden: OK Yatz, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have fifty years ago?
Yatz: Me !
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Vice-President Biden: Sundance, your turn, the teachers tell me you are always quite dirty, why is that?
Sundance: Well, because I’m a heck of a lot closer to the ground than they are.
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Vice President Biden: OK Sharon, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
Vice-President Biden: No, Sharon you should always say,… “‘I am.”
Sharon: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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Vice-President Biden: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, WeeWeed, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
WeeWeed: Darn skippy, because George still had the axe in his hand…..
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Vice-President Biden: Now, Ad rem , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Ad rem: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Vice-President Biden: You know WeeWeed, I’m not sure I liked your last answer and your teacher tells me your composition essay on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your sister Ad rem’s….. Did you copy hers?
WeeWeed: No, jackass, ….. It’s the same dog.
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Vice-President Biden: Menagerie, back to you, for your vocabulary quiz, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Menagerie: Mr. Vice-President
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President Obama then walked in with Education Secretary Arnie Duncan for a quick Q&A with a photo-op:
Ad rem took the opportunity to ask Mr. President , “what’s your honest view of a true democracy?”
The president responded “Well, kid, that’s when some folk work every day so that other folk can get all their benefits.” “I call it sharing the wealth” !
In shock Ad rem followed up: “But Mr. President, don’t the working people get really pissed off about that?”
Obama responded as he smiled and walked away: “Oh, sure they do, but that’s called racism“..
