“When an Occupy hippie cries, a rich man gives a poor man a job and capitalism lives on another day.” — TheRightScoop
What happens when two Occupy Toronto protestors find their makeshift library torn down?  Warm and fuzzy comedy gold.  These poor hippies can’t understand why the rest of us won’t give anarchy a chance and just peacefully march towards a socialist utopia. Hey fellas….sucks when you work really hard on something then someone else comes and takes it all away, doesn’t it?   Welcome to the 53%!

For all of you who think catnip’s just an innocent substance, take a look at what it can lead to.  This Russian kitty loves his cigarettes.  Wonder what he’d do it you tried to take away his vodka?  I can just hear Yakov Smirnoff now…..”In Russia, kitten take cigarette from YOU!”
This is same for people, many people crave for alcohol and drugs. This is serious because it will hurt bad when it gets deeper and deeper. There is no way to come out of it alone anymore, people with serious addictions have to visit executive recovery to get back the normal life. We also have oxy addiction intervention treatment for those special cases of addiction rehab.

Think you can’t stand looking at Barack Obama one more time?  Yeah…so did I until I ran into this little number.  Barack is channeling his inner Barry White, and he’ll have you gettin’ your groove on in no time.   BTW…are we really out of brownies?
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PC users….be sure to watch it until just before the end.  There’s a nice little dig in there. 

Take a look around you…the “WIN” is everywhere!

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Enjoy a little of the art and imagination of Berkeley Breathed.  I only hope I live long enough to see the day they’ll have to set limits on them. 

Not to worry!  Even though just minutes before being hit by the ice cream truck, Ken Green was dancing and rapping in the middle of the street while filming his low-budget music video, it turns out he’s alive and well!  And, thanks to TOSH.0, he gets to finish his music video and win web redemption.   Here’s a very different “IM GIPPER”….. (more…)

Since most New Yorkers think the world revolves around their city, consequently few of them have an accurate idea of what the Unites States of America really looks like.   Anyone who doesn’t live in Los Angeles or New York City doesn’t really matter, has no meaningful opinions, or doesn’t exist other than in some weird Amish/Deliverance kind of lifestyle.
News Flash:  Minnesota is not Southern Canada.  E-I-E-I-O is not a zip code. And, there is no East Jesus.
Below is the Map of America….as seen by the average New Yorker.  (more…)

Okay, all of you Treepers, I want to hear your best jokes!  I’ll start out.
President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. Clinton asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Democrat puppies, Mr. President.” Clinton thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asks the man to tell Hillary what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Republican puppies.” The president looks puzzled and says, “Yesterday, you told me they were Democrat puppies.” The man smiles and says, “Yesterday, they were. But today, they have their eyes open!”