Partial Schedule — Charlotte, N.C.2012 Democratic National Convention

Prime Time Saturday
4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America ” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM – Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM –Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson; seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.” (more…)

Never eat land mines, and do not put sharp forks in your eyes.   Information From the Consumer Product Safety Commission

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission and Health Canada, in cooperation with the firm named below, today announced a voluntary recall of the following consumer product.   Consumers should stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed.   It is illegal to resell or attempt to resell a recalled consumer product.

Sold at  sporting goods stores nationwide and online from January 2011 through June 2012 for about $43 for the individual Parang machetes and $349 for the Apocalypse Survival Kits….. Watch Out….   The Machete might cut you…..

His name was John, a traditional Cracker;  he was from Apopka, Florida….. And he needed a loan, So… He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan Officer.

He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International redneck festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank.

The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank’s president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the South for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank’s private underground garage and parked it. (more…)

A massive section of the centuries-old Great Wall of China has collapsed after bungling workmen in northern China dug up a city square in front of it.

CHINA – Bungling workmen digging up a square at the foot of the wall have been blamed for triggering the disaster at Zhangjiakou, in Hebei province of northern China.

Locals also say a recent deluge of rain and additional major roadworks in front of the walls may have been a factor in causing the 100ft section to fall away in the early hours of the morning.

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Whoooooo wee.  You get a free bowl of soup with a dress like that….. looks good on you though 😉  …

… and Jahvaris, Jahvaris, Jahvaris… growing all big n stuff… moustache for the ladyz and blingin’ wit da Rolo,   and yet your head “still” looks photoshopped in every picture….  Son wit a noggin like that you really need to be background not foreground… dimensional cranium reduction…  jus sayin’  😉

I enjoyed this show when it was on TV…. 

Via TMZ – Sherman Hemsley, the actor who made the character George Jefferson famous in “The Jeffersons,” has died, El Paso cops tell TMZ.  Hemsley died at his home in El Paso, Texas.  Sources tell TMZ it appears Hemsley died from natural causes.

Hemsley, who was 74, became famous during his appearances on “All in the Family.”  The spin-off, “The Jeffersons” was a monster hit.  He also starred in the TV show, “Amen.”  He was also a professional singer and even released the single in 1989, “Ain’t that A Kick in the Head.”  Hemsley had no wife and no kids. It’s unclear how he died. (more…)

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I’m very good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities. Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough: it is my very favorite movie ever.
DO NOT cheat and look at the movies. Do YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom. You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is.
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:
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In case you ever wondered why those bright red NO SMOKING signs were posted on the gas pumps;…. we present the idjit of the week award to an Australian hoodie wearing kid who thought multi-tasking by testing out a lighter while pumping gas was, well, see for yourself.  Apparently the lighter works.