This is the funniest thing in months. Take the time to enjoy and laugh folks… Really, take the time.
French President Emmanuel Macron is in Beijing for an official state visit and his geopolitical priority is to break, or at least weaken, the China-Russia alliance. Yes, the western alliance sent diminutive Macron for this task. That is funny enough… but what comes next is buckets funnier.
In order to give power to their position, the brilliant NATO minds decided that President Macron should take European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen, as a way to express the united ‘western alliance’ message that Macron was intended to leverage in his efforts. Obviously cunning Panda knew the intent, and the way China literally diminished the effort is not only funny in diplomatic action, but also in the optics they present. LOOK:
Upon arrival in Beijing, and customary with keeping good panda face, Macron “was given the full red-carpet treatment this week in Beijing, fêted at a state banquet, and greeted by military parades and firing cannons on Tiananmen Square. When Macron’s plane touched down, China’s foreign minister personally welcomed him.” However, “when European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen arrived, she got the ecology minister — at the regular passenger exit.” [link]
Big Panda is subtle like a brick through a window. lolol.
(Politico) – […] While Macron’s schedule was overflowing, von der Leyen’s was bare-bones. While Macron was attending a lavish state banquet Thursday night with Chinese President Xi Jinping, von der Leyen was giving a sober press conference at the EU delegation’s own headquarters. While state media trumpeted the Sino-French relationship, Chinese social media demonized von der Leyen as an American puppet.
The distinction illustrates the difficulties Europe is having in dealing with China. The EU’s 27 members have an array of opinions about how to approach China — and Beijing knows this. And in the case of Macron and von der Leyen, Beijing sees a greater chance to make headway with the French leader, rendering the EU executive to a somewhat subordinate position.
The strategy was on full display Thursday, as Xi descended the outsized steps of the Great Hall of the People to greet the French president with smiles and a handshake. Below a line of flapping red flags, the two leaders exchanged greetings with a gathering that included some of Macron’s advisers.
Not present: von der Leyen. She would join later for the meetings, walking up the Great Hall stairs in solitude. (read more)
The only world leader who was/is able to diminute Chairman Xi Jinping, was U.S. President Donald Trump.
This entire effort by Macron and Von der Leyen is an exhibition in painful and slow-moving Panda humiliation. Even Politico had to note the cringe factor that surrounds the diplomatic undressing.
Even if you don’t like Big Panda, and obviously we do not, you still have to give them credit. It really is funny.


And Paris/France is burning…
The people in Paris took it to the police today.
And to Blackrock HQ.
And that was choice.
Perhaps somebodies could take it to Blackrock worldwide!
Blackrock offices in the USA: https://craft.co/blackrock/locations
Ohh, there is one in Atlanta.
OMG, Blackrock has what looks like grass on their roof between the air conditioners.
Part of the “green agenda”, no doubt.
Don’t look too Americans to do anything. We’re afraid of our own shadow.
My only regret is that I have but one like to give to your comment.
The police won’t have pensions either.
They are all fools fighting the wrong people.
Once they realize that it’s over.
Xi to the handlers, let them eat cake. 😏
Noodles
Crickets..
The greens
from the table
garden center
-and crickets a la soy
You wouldn’t know it by watching the legacy media garbage.
Little Macron Nero.
The collective West has managed to dig such a big economic and political hole for itself — especially in the last year. It is really quite astonishing.
China are looking like the peacemakers, negotiators of the world now.
The USA.. Well they are busy hunting their “Moby Dick” in Ukraine with Captain Ahab Biden at the helm.
Meanwhile the world is moving beyond the USA hegemony in a rapid pace. Because: who likes to be smacked with the sanctions stick and have their dollar reserves and bank accounts frozen.
It is quite astonishing times.
Well done collective West. Well done. *slow clap*
I don’t call the Globalist Nihilistic Homicidal-Suicidal Oligarchic Leftist Cabal a “Death Cult” for nothing.
not so secret agent Biden is just earning his CCP money…
Ha-ha!
Reports are that Xi won’t/hasn’t taken a phone call from Biden 🤪 for at least 5 weeks!
Saudi Arabia MLB made comment last couple days that he could care less what Biden and US think…..
Biden and US are becoming more irrelevant each passing day…….
Well said Patriot
Yet, millions of people keep voting for these incompetent morons and actually believe they’re doing a good job because their TV tells them so. God help us…
Get out. Vote steal in 18, 20 and 22 made much of the current idiocy possible.
They weren’t all fake votes though. Millions of people are actually voting for these people. They had to so that the cheating wouldn’t be so obvious. If you don’t believe me, just go on twitter some other social media site besides here or Truth and see how many morons are proudly defending Joe Biden and every other DNC communist. Hell, they’re even plenty of them on Truth.
“Shoot your TV.” -Edward Abbey
Go one better: Burn it at the stake.
But keel haul it first.
Do they?
-I wonder.
Yes, WorkingmanPHD is correct. I have a friend on Facebook who has Trump syndrome and calls him Rump. They were a schoolteacher but are now retired. You would think someone educated and educating would know better. I also have relatives that have many friends who are lost in la la land.
Couldn’t have said it any better than that 👏
Lord have mercy. That right there is funny.
Sad. But funny as hell.
I pictured Macron and Von Der Leyen with a kid’s miniature tea set and some teddy bears in chairs. 🤣🤣
…. In their panties; only.
…and diapers….
Chairman Xi and his large staff are seated at the long rectangular head table.
Seated at what seems to be the semi round kiddie table are Mr. Macron on one side and EU’s Ursula von der Leyen on the other side. They look very tiny, very isolated. The plants inside the kiddie table look unkempt, past their prime.
Interesting visual, definitely not a western triumph.
So the Klaus ball b, can’t convince the CCP to commit economic suicide.
Do tell.
Macaroni is such a WIMPY POS.
I was going to say, compare this to how President Trump was recieved even a play at the forbidden city and personally escorted by chairman Xi. Optics, Mr. Ryan.
President Trump, walks tall, swaggers and takes his diet coke on the rocks.😁
How ‘bout the time he left Xi twiddling his fingers for 15 minutes in front of the World Press, waiting for Trump to show up… think it was before a G20 meeting in Osaka…
The smirk on Xi’s face says you have soft small hands!!! Now Trump, he had YUUUUGE HANDS!!!! FJBLGB!!!!
You got that right! Big Panda has mitts twice the size of Macaroon’s.
So that says that China sees Macron as their real comrade communist…
Nah. The ChiComs just see the frogs as, umm…..malleable.
As they’ve ever been.
Napoleon just rolled over in his tiny casket.
“…before you know it, you’re doing the French Mistake!”—Dom DeLouise & Mel Brooks, Blazing Saddles
👍🏼
🤣🤣🤣
This is so funny !!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEvsNDK6uW4
-Dom DeLouise & Mel Brooks, Blazing Saddles
Ils sont comestibles non?
They see us (the West) as the apes they can work with and exploit. More important than being communists, China is a Han ethno-state. Han > greater than other Asians > than Whites > Blacks and Browns. They see Westerners like domesticated apes that can be worked with and exploited. They see browns and blacks as savages to simply be exploited and controlled economically. Most Westerners can’t understand this, but they must. They will only respect the “storks” (Westerners, based on their mid-face projection and longer noses) if the Storks show strength, like under our last president. Biden (Macron, all Western leadership) is the guy at the poker table who can’t see the sucker, blissfully unaware that it is him.
The Han Chinese are virulently racist.
Von der Leyen is the true boss b*tch. Thats why Xi put her down so hard. Macron is a puff to be toyed with.
Just put a net up and they could have a fine tennis match. These people are so out of touch with everything. They can’t even function normally. What any normal person would do is just wheel their chair over next to panda man and just get on with business. I often wonder how they even wipe their own asses.
When I see Macron I also see Trudeau, and vice versa.
Same dude. Same psychopathy. Same fail.
Same limp wrist…
Catch o’ the day…lol
Same LITTLE PEOPLE
It takes a true leader to deal with these tyrants that control major countries. Trump knows what he’s doing with these animals. Stroke them a little and carry a big stick.
Have a very young, adorable grand daughter sing before dinner.
Have a lovely dinner in your very own
palace of a home
Excuse yourself
Come back
and discuss
the successful (50 ?) strikes on Syria
-Over triple chocolate cake n ice cream
59.
Message received.
Phew boy; fifty-nine (59) !
haha 2 scoops
Haha!
I was going to post exactly the same thing, but you got there first.
Is that round table the one used when America decided to leave Viet Nam? No one gets near the great Chinese leader!
Biden should send the ever faithful John Kirby–former Admiral, to wise up Chairman Xi as only he can!
A real ship of fools!
Yeah send Kirby. China’s already stuck Blinken‘s head in the commode and giving him a swirly twice
If frenchy sat any further forward on his chair, he would be on the floor.
Emanuel Macron, an alpha Gamma male.
But democracy…. These European autocrats get no respect from the panda. He sees them as much smaller versions of himself. They are to be ruled, they hold no high ground, moral or other.
They get the respect they have earned….
None.
https://www.google.com/search?q=president+Trump+and+Kim+Un+meet+at+the+border&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:550ff38e,vid:yhkY8CT0FY4,st:0
-memories… 🎼🎼like the
Um….Yeah.
Maceroni, TurD’Oh, and Teeth Ardern , three stupids who have not matured yet, so they make fine puppets!
And “you go girl” from Finland. Hopefully it is not too late for the West. I have my doubts.
Sanna Marin..the dancing queen?
🤪 😜 🤪
She was just ousted.
Elections were last week.
She lost.
Another victim of the…..
Zelensky curse!
….I am having the best laugh in this moment.
That is SO BAD!!!!!
What fun to see those who sneer at us being slapped into place by genuine bad boys.
XI is to Macron as POTUS Donald John Trump is to XI. That’s how that works!!
Oh, goodness.
Thank you, Sundance. Thank you very much.
I think that the center of that round table is another symbolic message. European Union Foreign Policy Chief, Josep Borrell, said last fall, “Europe is a garden. We have built a garden….Most of the rest of the world is a jungle, and the jungle could invade the garden.”
So, President Xi sat them down at a table with a garden in the center.
…and China has the garden surrounded….
Green new deal
– in 3-D
Thanks Belle!
I interpreted it the same way! Symbolic.
And I see the green around the outside and what looks like dead stuff in the middle.
I look at the Joseph Borell”garden” as being the dead looking stuff in the middle.
A very Subtle and well deserved slap in the face by China.
The problem is that Macron and Van der Leyen do not recognize the put – down let alone the irony.
Garden of dead plants.
Need the Jimmah Cahhta pic for scale….
Should of brought back the Chynaa COVID test. But he probably would of approved. Sick People
The only world leader who was/is able to diminute Chairman Xi Jinping, was U.S. President Donald Trump.
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Macron should have taken Queen LeBron with him — as well as James Taylor, who could have serenaded Big Panda with “Fire and Rain.”
Dennis Rodman might be a good fit also.
LOL, forgot about him. He and Little “Rocket Man” could have gone as a couple.
“what happens when……………” Oh, it’s already happening here in Oregon. Those whose bucks were reduced are already crying out in panic and fear, in accusatory tones, about how unfair it is, all over the leftist Nextdoor apps. The extra funds were directly tied to the Managed Pandemic, so apparently it would be their desire that all pandemic things remain status quo. It was just two days ago that Oregon finally gave up on forcing everyone to wear masks in every health care BUILDING.
Those who consciously and subconsciously tie their survival to government funds are in a panic.
I am on Social Security and would not be able to pay my mortgage or buy groceries if it stopped; but, I have been consciously prepared since Joke Biden moved in to our house that in any given month, the direct deposit may simply not happen. There is NO REASON to assume it will continue…the minute it suits them to stop paying SS in an effort to continue kiting their internal-funds, they will do it. I know that.
If/when they do that, I won’t be shocked. Life will change very, very quickly, but I will not be shocked and I won’t be bleating as in “….they can’t DO that!!!”
They can sort of do whatever they want since those who are in places of authority with the power to stop them are not doing their jobs.
So, yes, desertson, it is a VERY significant hit to those on SNAP, and the natives are getting restless just a few days into the change, which was announced months ago.
This is why once a government program, benefit, subsidy, forgiveness, moratorium whatever you call them, is started, it can never be ended. I don’t put Soc Sec in that category because you are only getting back some of the money they took from you and wasted. Unfortunately the programs you paid for yourself directly is the kind that will be 1st to go when TSHTF.
Exactly.
I’m in the same boat as you Ma’am, but I’ll be darned if I beg these govt types for anything. And like the Scout Motto says…..Be Prepared!
YES
‘Xi himself at times looked impatient and annoyed as Macron continued speaking. The Chinese leader heaved several deep sighs and appeared uncomfortable as Macron addressed him directly while apparently ad-libbing on the Ukraine war and their joint responsibility to uphold peace,’ Politico reported.
I don’t like Xi either but it really is delicious to see the pompous little Europeans, who have spent decades looking down their noses at the “Ugly Americans” (You know, the ones who have to keep protecting them – ungrateful bastards) getting their comeuppance!
So what is he attempting to convince the leader of CCP?
It won’t work if it doesn’t benefit the CCP.
Not to do business with Russia . Not to have anything to do with Russia.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/12/trump-xi-jinping-chocolate-cake-syria-strikes
-Trump told Xi of Syria strikes over ‘beautiful piece of chocolate cake’
And ALL the media talked about was:
TWO (2)
SCOOPS
of ice cream
Every child knows that’s not fair! 🤪
Wha… no cone?????? 😫
In Wisconsin we wondered why only two scoops? Doesn’t he like ice cream?
…. and they weren’t even deep fried!
“Ursula you ignorant slut”
Teutonic Twit.
“Let’s play chess”
Thanks. I have hot tea up my nose now. 😂😭
🤣😂🤣😂
🤣
😳 Look at the weasel sitting
on the edge of his seat! 🫢
😃🤣😂
Well, if he had scooted his butt back in the chair,his “widdle” legs wouldn’t reach the floor.🤣
Nor would his spine keep him sitting upright, as he doesn’t have one.
While Paris is burning…
Apparently the mass murder cult of Davos is not popular with the CCP.
Which is saying something because the CCP set the bar on that, both born and unborn.
XI is asking the 🤡 how
The magic mirror,giant pinwheel and golf cart,cricket powder sales are doing? LMAO
Is that a Tumbleweed being used as the centerpiece? That “says” a lot.
😎
Hilarious! Xi could use this picture as the background on his computer just to get a good laugh now and then.
I remember when President Xi came to Mar-a-Lago, and when President Trump went to China. What difference!!
Indeed.
PDJT never shamed us on the World Stage.
He made us proud!
Damn that sexist, misogynist, homophobe, tranny hater Xi…..the news stories when Ursula returns.
It will be interesting!
Ursula may be “book smart” but she appears to have no common sense whatsoever.
play time for Xi.
Sure this absolutely blew up Macaroon’s ego. It’s the only thing about him that isn’t diminutive. Panda will play that later too.
Hilarious.
The Gray Team takes none of the Yellow Team serious anymore.
Like a cat with a little ball.
Xi probably doesn’t trust them to sit any closer. No telling what nefarious manufactured bugs they’re carrying.
All the gagged staff in the back. Apparently China believes the wuflu isn’t over yet.
Probably to keep people from seeing them laughing.
Check this out. Got it from Kim Dotcom. It’s an assessment from the Chinese on US Democracy. Haven’t read it all yet but seems accurate to me.
https://www.fmprc.gov.cn/mfa_eng/wjbxw/202303/t20230320_11044481.html
Definitely worth reading.
A reality check on how many (most) of the world sees the US and “collective west”.
I think it was three years ago, there was a picture of macaroon – spelling? no concern here – sitting on the floor with his legs to the left, looking to his right at angular merkal – oops; did I mis-spell that? Merkel? mackarel? whatever, I offer a shallow apology – and looking at her with 4 month old puppy eyes. Sick and Unbalanced.
That’s funny -when I first quickly glanced at the picture, I didn’t realize that President Xi was way back in center of photo , under the flags , that is hilarious , somebody should ask Macron if he found the conference table setup at all unusual ?
Ursula von der Leyen is not an American puppet. She is a WEF puppet.
One in a large cabal or globalist buffoons bent on power over the proletariat.
Surely, Xi and rest of the CCP know this.
Begs the question, why?
Who’s really running things behind the curtain at the WEF?
What’s amazing is her perception of herself, like the chick that thinks she’s hotter than she is. A person may have many strengths and many weaknesses. Knowing them, beyond what your yes persons tell you, is a strength Urs may want to develop
“like the chick that thinks she’s hotter than she is.”
Good one.
I think that’s a perfect description for the EU, too.
She’s their perfect poster girl.
Ho, Ho, Ho, look at him.
mac-cronn-ie needed someone to pump up his chair.
Trying to figure out if that’s the kiddie table or the social distancing table🤔
Seriously, we had the best foreign policy leader, PDJT, in history. Selfishly, I hated when he went abroad. I feared for him, but I feared for our homeland when “daddy” wasn’t home. I remember with every trip, I came to these pages to read the updates of his safe arrivals. He literally owned the world stage.
China may just inadvertently save western civilization from its war mongering
corrupt government.
Big Panda know how to Big Panda.
I can just imagine the venom spewing on the ride home. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Don’t worry. Big Ag will be spending thousands, even perhaps millions, lobbying to get that money back because it is more profit for them. They can raise the price of food for all Americans without causing anger in the people who receive food assistance – heavily Democrat base. It’s not that Big Ag cares about people who receive food assistance. They only care about their potential profits from food assistance.
Reminds me of the time in 2016 when Obama landed in China in Air Force One.
No stairs were offered on the tarmac to normally walk out the side door and he was forced to exit out the rear of the plane.