Joe Biden was in Iowa today attempting to justify the massive Bidenflation his economic policies have created. As a result of Biden energy, fiscal and monetary policy, rising oil and gasoline prices are contributing to pre-existing inflation and crushing the U.S. economy.
As part of the White House plan to blame anyone and everyone except the Joe Biden policy agenda, Biden took to the microphones to blame Russian President Vladimir Putin. However, reflecting the synergy of human and avian opinion, a bird flew overhead and pooped on him. WATCH:
apparently some people think we no longer use pigeons to send messages.
WE THE PEOPLE APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.
It was a “Foo Bird”. Back in the old country, there’s an old saying, “If the Foo shits, wear it.”
That was a Dad joke!
It’s the little things in life, lol.
nothing But fake president,I have a zero believe in joe,
Wow! Drone strikes do not exhibit such pin-point accuracy as that bird did. Eyewitnesses claim the bird was flying upside down shortly before it spotted Biden. Suddenly, it rolled to the right climbed upward then stooped toward the target delivering its pay-load to Biden’s left shoulder just above his flag pin.
That bird-turd on the fly was symbolic of how well Biden is shouldering his myriad responsibilities.
And NOW we know how the term “stool pigeon” originated.
now that was nice. lol
pronounced
Stooooohl pigin
Love it!
The bird was just topping him off…Joe’s got the rest of himself covered…as in, he’s full of it.
did anyone see what kind of bird it was?…..not saying we should replace the magnificent bald eagle……..but that bird certainly deserves to be given some props…….LoL FJB
The nice bird was only fertilizing the potato.
This is satisfying on an elemental level. Too bad it wasn’t a chicken just getting off the roost for the morning. Now that is some nasty droppings–my son calls them Hershey squirts and they look like it but the smell🤢….they are vomit inducing.
we just got 400 chickens over the cold season.
the enclosures we built with heat lamps were removed with a crew donning hazmat suits and it went directly in to the burn pile.
I know exactly what you are talking about.
ugggh.
First it was flies landing on Democrats now birds are starting a trend by shiting on them. Can’t wait to see what’s next.
More poop on Biden
https://trendingpolitics.com/hilarious-el-salvadors-president-mocks-biden-praises-trump-wiley/
Pardon the discursion but this caused me to think of long, lost fraternity brother Mike S. One morning, three of us are walking down a beautiful tree lined street on our way to class at our picturesque midwestern college, carrying our books under our arms. We hear an odd splash kind of a sound and looking down, Mike sees that a bird has anointed the books under his arm. We all laugh. Then foolishly, he looks up …
White House amends transcript as Joe Biden makes another ’embarrassing’ gaffe during an address at the White House.
Biden made the awkward gaffe as he announced a ban on the manufacture of unlicensed kits that can develop firearms – known as ghost guns.
Rambles Incoherently About ‘Prostitution,’ Wants to ‘Draft’ Nominee’s 16-Year-Old Son
https://beckernews.com/biden-rambles-incoherently-about-prostitution-wants-to-draft-nominees-16-year-old-son-in-train-wreck-appearance-44708/
🙂
Rates right up there with the FLY on Obama’s face.
The only comment I can make is that the bird just made a big improvement to Joe
Ha!
Who said God doesn’t have a sense of humor!
stay tuned..rumor has it that monkeys will stay slinging doo doo.
wait for it.
the animal kingdom is very upset.
and restless
Better than he deserves !