Sometimes things are just too funny. Less than 24 hours after President Trump said Europe’s refusal to escort their own oil shipments through the Strait of Hormuz might lead him to reconsider staying in NATO, suddenly ships are en route.
Poland is sending two escort ships, Denmark says they are willing, France changes from no to maybe, and NATO General Secretary Mark Rutte says everyone is trying to figure out how to help. Huh, funny that.
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They know they have fouled us for decades.
They also know that not only will President Trump call them out….he will find a way to back up what he says.
GIT SOME!!!
The thought of facing Russia alone once they’ve finished with Ukraine as angry Muslims and Africans swarm inside their countries and the blackouts start because the Chinese windmills didn’t work out has EU leaders panicking.
I doubt they have actually allowed themselves to think that clearly. It requires connecting more than two dots.
They haven’t learned yet. Baden-Wurttemberg recently had elections and the Green Party headed by a German with Turk name, Cen Ozdemir won.
Leave them on their own anyway.
“Upon further consideration…”
The SpongeBob graphic is somehow so aquatically apt.
EUnuchs period full stop
EUnuchs. Perfect!
Ya’ll remember those times when you’re laughing so hard you’re gasping for air?
Yeah, I’m having an episode of that right now.
They might be learning.
You might be giving them too much credit. Let’s start with simple learing and hope for an upgrade to actual learning.
I always thought learing was misspelled leering which is what they do to kids anyway.
Harsh but fair.
I’m also disappointed in myself for correctly spelling “learning”. I did not see the gag. I had a chance to be great. Fail.
It happens, but, it wasn’t an EU fail.
Or…just or they realize that Mr. Trump is a man of his word…No empty threats.
Might that be Learing? Asking for a friend….
Ha! You beat me to it.
If I had a sword, I would fall on it.
Don’t do that my friend. You set up a funny and that is sorely needed these days
Yup.
Comedians need a straight man.
An under-rated, unappreciated, but noble calling.
No need! We all enjoyed the set-up
Instead of learing?
Learing
There fixed it for you
The Iranians threw a couple of missiles into Turkey, a NATO member. It was a little late and sort of a half assed effort (I have my thoughts on the role of Turkey in this whole thing which I have posted previously).
Nonetheless, wouldn’t this trigger Rule 5? And by not responding, the rest of NATO violated its obligations, rendering the agreement null and void?
Article 5 seems kinda wishy-washy on that and military retaliation is not necessarily required in case of an attack.
https://www.nato.int/en/what-we-do/introduction-to-nato/collective-defence-and-article-5
Article 5“The Parties agree that an armed attack against one or more of them in Europe or North America shall be considered an attack against them all and consequently they agree that, if such an armed attack occurs, each of them, in exercise of the right of individual or collective self-defence recognized by Article 51 of the Charter of the United Nations, will assist the Party or Parties so attacked by taking forthwith, individually and in concert with the other Parties, such action as it deems necessary, including the use of armed force, to restore and maintain the security of the North Atlantic area.
Any such armed attack and all measures taken as a result thereof shall immediately be reported to the Security Council. Such measures shall be terminated when the Security Council has taken the measures necessary to restore and maintain international peace and security.”
Really like your screen name. I make my own, for medicinal purposes only, of course. 😀
I can’t find the sour cherries I need.
Turkey doesn’t belong in NATO.

Very close to what could be a reality! I find your graphic funny, but please, don’t give obama – and other dems – any ideas.
Don Bacon says that Nebraska will not be sending any ships.
Walz says no to sending any antifa.
Walz further states the 5th column commander Omar rejected his calls.
Elizabeth Warren said “nope” they are fine with the Russian gas they are getting
She smokem peace pipe and shut down war dance.
But the message didn’t go through, it was very windy.
Aww…come on man….!
I do have that lighthouse on the ocean front property in the Panhandle of Texas….
<Don Bacon says that Nebraska will not be sending any ships.>
He’s crazy…There’s no curing bacon 🙂
Now that’s a crispy retort.👍
Where ya been?
And this disproves the old adage that everything is better with Bacon……
Bacon isn’t a very popular entree in the gulf anyway.
You would be surprised, the non Kosher in the markets is just in a separate cooler.
The first morning walking thru the security gate at the job site this familiar aroma hit me, pork ribs on a charcoal grill.
Site was in Ashdod south of Tel Aviv.
Haha😂🤣😅
Mr Bacon needs to get fried
Previously asks for “Help” from NATO partners…
But was actually a Roll Call to see which member nations would answer in the affirmatiive.
Such a Trumpian move.
They underestimate the genius of this man.
Ship of Fools.
Great observation, dear Betsy!
They’re so low on self-awareness, they don’t realize how ridiculous they look!
Self aggrandizing “Emporers” with no clothes, Lepanto.
Idiots they look.
Idiots they are.
Let them freeze and eat cake.
Because they’ve all been so self-absorbed with themselves, inhaling their own farts for so long, they’ve forgotten what the sweet air of freedom smells like.
President Trump spotlighting their waffling and pitiful readiness status.
Rutte exploring ways to assist?
First they have to talk about it and then they have to send what few naval assets they actually have that are sea worthy since their navies are skeletons of their former status. Its really embarrassing what the Royal Navy has sunk to.
I don’t know what to make of Rutte in this instance, monti…
He has said that if NATO thinks it can exist without the US, they are completely wrong. He is right of course. But I’ve never seen him as anything other than a Euro elitist. A Damascene moment for him perhaps?
Starmer on the other hand is an inadquate poseur and a complete….pillock. Britain doesn’t have a “Navy” any longer. President Trump knows it. Heck!!! EVERYBODY knows it. Two war ships is all they have, with one in dry dock.
President Trump snookered them all. And now they know it, too.
My gosh, just when I thought I couldn’t admire the man any more than I already do. Someone’s been boning up on his Sun Tzu it seems.
Dear Bet, since becoming Secretary General of NATO Rute has been making all the right noises but me thinks he’s been just sucking up to VSGPDJT.
Hello there, dear brother! I’d like to think he isn’t as dimwitted and wed to the suicidal tendencies of the rest. But then I remember the Dutch tossed him out of office, and he failed up, as these governing class chaps always do.
Self preservation in part I honestly suspect.
Arrogant and oily?
Yes.
But maybe a realist who recognizes the insufferable stupidity of Europe’s worship of everything which is destroying it.
Curiouser and curiouser.
He continues to expose people for who they really are.
Now if we can just get rid of all of the snakes…
The “Coalition of the Willing” was unwilling.
Publicly.
The Strait of Hormuz vs the Gays of Hormuz
This treehouse is Comedy Relief Central today for sure! I keep laughing harder and harder with each comment and yours Gipper just about caused death by laughing.
Great information (based on facts) AND great comedy……nobody does it better than the Treepers!
As he did during SOTU,
“All who believe American citizens come first stand up”
No leftists/demos stood, that I recall.
And on camera, too!!!
Beuller?…Bueller…?
The Pennsylvania senator stood
So true! You would think by now they’d see the writing on the wall, but no, same old same old!
NATO? NATO? NATO?
I think an additional tell is that NATO nations cannot support the request, they have limited capacity without US. Under NATO there was no need for nations to develop military capabilities for the 21st century and we are seeing the results on the World stage.
“everyone is trying to figure out how to help”
It is hard to teach an old dog new tricks. However, our VSGPDJT seems to have found a way and has a firm reign on the leash!
Lordy. Are they trainable? Look at DJT’s history of following through. My Raggamuffin cat learns faster than the Euro weenies.
Hey, cats are not stupid. There’s no comparison with these suicidal idiots.
MAGA, Baby.. pass the Winnamins and Cheetos
Trump plays this degenerate euro-trash like an Indian street beggar plays a cobra.
Talk about a day late and a dollar short??
He’s beating their tails like a Cherokee drum.
Europeans sometime remind me of the school yard “bully” of yesteryear … they huff & puff, but you call their bluff (HEY !! That rhymes !) and they back down — game over.
In the broader context, it kinda’ makes it a little clearer to me how and why we had to bail their collective, socialist butts out of two (2 !!) Euro-inspired World Wars and then pick up the tab for rebuilding and protecting them on and off for the past 100 +/- years …
I’d say: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!
So the apparent lesson here is that in order to persuade the Euro-Weenies to stand up and enact strong policies that strengthen their nations’ individual sovereignty instead of the communistic New World Order globalism, we need only to threaten to leave the obsolete anti-Soviet organization known as NATO. Duly noted.
President Trump knows how to apply ‘leverage” on those Globalist commies
Joining the EU was the end of any sovereignty they might have ever had.
Yes but IMHO that’s because the EU quickly went beyond its originally stated purpose and started (and continued) making itself a European continental federal style of government over multiple areas of government instead of restricting itself to focus solely on market economics.
..VSGPDJT…know what he doing..to bring real turmoil to those countries( likely wipe out EU gov. clowns from power)…if you have not seen protest around 1983/4 in the Europe you will see it soon..what a time we live in….. to get out of NATO…one way or other…
The Freeloaders get busy when the freebies get threatened.
This is her opportunity to leave that sinking ship called Europe ✋🏼
Part of me wonders if we are better off that they send their escort ships or if we’re better off just doin the job ourselves. Nato has been (like the UN) useless – and just sucking up US taxpayer dollars.
The only true positive is that alleviates American warships from having to do escort duty and monitor in the straight and they can focus on providing attack/assault support via Tomahawk missiles and aircraft; whether from amphibious or assault ships or carriers.
The crazy thing about all of this is that they are the ones who suffer from Iran’s actions. The USA really does not: unlike the 1970’s, we are a self-sufficient net exporter.
And yet, for 47 years(!!), all of these genuinely-impacted nations [also] endured overtly military actions against their core national interests. And did nothing.
The time for these(!!!) nations to have “banded together and done something very decisive” (KA-BOOM!!) was … oh … about 46.995 years ago.
And I’m sure it has been very frustrating, also, for members of the US Military! For decades. “We have an action plan, Sir. Give the order, Sir!” Unbelievably, until just a few days ago, it never came. What were we “waiting for,” given what “we” are singularly capable of doing?
Iran does support terrorist cells in USA. Iran regime really does not like USA. And they have been walking the walk not just talking the talk for many years. We had to get them no matter what even without European assistance.
Oh, I daresay that they “support terrorist cells” damned near everywhere. The British, for example, really have no idea what fires they are now messing with . . . Does anyone out there remember, say, “The Crusades?”
Too late for another Crusads… The Moors already own Europe…Plus, the Knights of the Round Table would have to be resurrected, ’cause the present euroweenies don’t have the balls to do it…
Don’t know what political party they are called in their countries. But I can tell you if it was here they definitely r Democrats doesn’t matter how stupid they make themselves look or how idiotic unreal
All of a sudden, the ships up in shit creek have found paddles!
Yes, to paddle further upstream. I’ll bet none make it to the Strait.
The US hasn’t abandoned NATO , NATO has abandoned the US. our supposed allies are useless. They can’t be trusted not to intentionally screw up. Five eyes involvement will ensure that.
My point exactly.
How about we leave NATO, regardless of whether ships are sent to the Strait or not…???
NATO should get no credit or recognition for sending whatever they refer to as their, “ships.”
They’re merely making a small, partial, past-due payment for services rendered by the U.S. over the past 75 years.
As President Trump said, we don’t need help to open the Strait of Hormuz… President Trump simply doesn’t want the Strait open ’cause our Navy could do it in about 2 days time if the President wanted it opened… He is keeping it closed for a reason…
Putting in a virtual toll booth first for others to pay as compensation for taking Iran out of the strait. As the linked article above stated, War Insurance needed to pass through from the US.
Is there anything more weaselly than eurotrash?
Senate Republicans. But Eurotrash near the top of the list.
Damn! Typical strength of their convictions on full display to the world.
This is too rich!!! Such weaklings!
Why haven’t anyone of these idiots ever called his (Trump’s) bluff??
Once again this is too rich even for me!!!
We are all trying to figure out a way to help. Translation: We are all trying to find a way to look like we’re helping as we hide.
The EU’s motto has become, ‘Yanks, we’ll hold your coats.’
I’ll bet Putin himself is laughing his arse off. 😆
..yes..Vladimir Vladimirovich got good laugh since 02/28…..
NATO DUMPED: Trump’s Precision Strike Ends Britain’s Forever War Empire
Barbara Boyd argues President Trump has been testing NATO for months and is now seriously considering leaving the alliance after European allies refused to help defend shipping in the Strait of Hormuz, a move she says confirmed his view that NATO plays “stupid games” while the U.S. pays the costs. She traces the turning point to the February 2025 Munich Security Conference, where Vice President JD Vance warned Europe is threatened from within and must provide for its own defense. Boyd links Trump’s Iran policy—renewed talks, a 60-day deadline, then Operation Midnight Hammer and subsequent European sanctions—to an economic strategy built on cheap, reliable energy and a desire to reduce U.S. military focus in the Middle East while expanding investment-led development. She also warns of competing online narratives after Charlie Kirk’s 2025 assassination that aim to fracture MAGA through religious warfare, targeting Vance and DNI Tulsi Gabbard.
Full Number of Ships That Have Crossed Strait So Far in Iran War
Excerpt:
About 90 ships, including oil tankers, have crossed the Strait of Hormuz since the outset of the war with Iran, and it is still exporting millions of barrels of oil at a time when the waterway has been effectively closed, according to maritime and trade data platforms….
….The latest passages through the Strait of Hormuz show the strait was not simply closed, Cao said. “It is better understood as closed selectively against some traffic, while still functioning for Iranian exports and a narrow set of tolerated non-Iranian movements,” he said.
https://www.newsweek.com/full-number-ships-that-have-crossed-strait-iran-war-11694595
…and the Queen of Spain is sending three caravels with Italian skippers. ; )
“NATO General Secretary Mark Rutte says everyone is trying to figure out how to help. Huh, funny that.”
I predict NATO members will stay stuck in the “trying to figure it out” stage until after this whole mess with Iran is resolved to Trump’s specifications. I’ve never known NATO to miss an opportunity to drag their feet when it involves them spending their own money. Don’t look for any NATO ships in the Hormuz Strait anytime soon. Not to worry though. It’s a cost saving move on their part that will cost them dearly in the future.
Poland does not possess any aircraft carriers.
What a difference an Alpha male makes. Love him.
lmao
I wonder if PDJT quietly called Rutte and told him that the next step would be the USA invoking Article 5 since Turkey was attacked.
Join voluntarily or get forced into it. Pick one…..
Or, said : they just gave me the justification to withdraw from NATO. Completely. Forever.
Imagine if article 5 is invoked and NATO is triggered to intervene. Trump — You guys handle it, the US is tied up right now. NATO dissolves on its own.
Like a group of recalcitrant children, when the option to their misbehavior is something important to them, after a moment or two they’ll come around.
I’m actually a little disappointed we aren’t pulling out of NATO but overall it is a good thing, so yay.
Not tired of the winning.
Europe is in such deep doo.
The major Navies of NATO have extensive Mine Warfare assets (especially Germany, France and Italy) … as well as … quite a few Corvette and Fast Attack Class ships that are suited for operating in the Persian Gulf on escort duty. Let’s see how those maybe’s evolve … quite embarrassing for the EU that the smallest (Polish) Navy has stepped up to the plate.
That frees up the US to continue destruction and suppression missions vs the Iranians and Houthis if they stick their nose into the fray. The operations vs the Houthis in the past did not have near the number assets committed as now available … Plus the Saudis would love to pile on vs Houthis.
India also has a sizable number of Minewarfare as well as corvette and fast attack classes they could contribute. The Indian Navy is quite capable and a pretty good job vs the Somali Pirates … Operation Ocean Shield (2016-19) … hmmm supporting President Trump.
The ”coalition of the willing” talks trash all the time. I’ll believe it when I see their ships in the Strait.
Boy, am I gonna miss this POTUS after 2028.
I am hoping that he moves over to the House as Speaker.
Get them by by the purse strings and their hearts and minds will follow.
More winning!
I suspect VSGDJT will be willing and very, very able.
Europe is feckless. They know they won’t be able to deliver much of anything in the direction of the Persian Gulf for many weeks, if not months. By the time they show up in the Gulf it will be too late. Mollifying the Trump Administration’s concerns is the name of the Europeans game.
Scott Adams had it right. The master persuader…
“Estonia just stepped up like the little country that could – ready to back Trump against Iran!”….
Mark Penn
@Mark_Penn
Making the impossible possible
After reading so-many analyses that regime change in Iran was impossible, it seems as though the impossible is looking more and more possible.
Cont…
Dem pollster by the way. He sees the Light!
Did they seriously believe they could out-maneuver President Trump? Please…
Oh goodie, here comes the cavalry… like a bunch of sullen teenagers. Their women and children are gang-raped and eaten regularly, so I guess it’s no surprise that they won’t even guard their own oil without being shamed into it. What a bunch of dead-enders.
With the U.S. taxpayer forced to fork over 750 billion of a trillion dollar annual budget……. What exactly is our money spent on ?
Buildings and Bank accounts ?
These NATO countries are 100% worthless and need to be left to whatever happens to them as we walk away saving 750 billion
Illegals, Somalians, and the Greatest Military in the World.
Fight, fight, fight!!
NATO’s Standing Naval Force Atlantic (SNFL) routinely patrols in the Mediterranean, and that’s a heckuva lot closer than France or the UK. Responding to contingencies is one of their mission areas.
He plays them like a song.