Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, whose stated mission has been to keep Trump from ascending to the White House again, is confident the field narrowing will bode well for his objectives.
In my estimation, Senator Tim Scott will be the next first-loser candidate to exit the race.
To qualify for the Miami debate, first-loser candidates need to reach at least four per cent in two national polls, or four per cent in one national poll and four per cent in two early primary states. Tim Scott has not reached the 4% national threshold.
The sketchy controlled operatives also need 70,000 individual donors, including 200 donors in 20 states, according to the requirements set by the Republican National Committee (RNC), because we all know money drives the RNC.
The donor standard pushed Pence to exit.
WASHINGTON DC – Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said he expects more people to drop out of the GOP presidential primary following the third debate, after former Vice President Mike Pence announced Saturday that he’s abandoning his White House bid.
“In the end, it just means this race is narrowing, which everyone said that it would,” Christie said during an interview on CNN’s “State of the Union” on Sunday, after praising the former vice president for running “a tough race.”
“It will narrow more, I suspect, when we get to the debate stage in Miami,” Christie added.
Christie is set to take the debate stage Nov. 8, alongside three fellow Republican presidential hopefuls — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy and former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley — who have all hit the RNC’s polling and donor requirements, according to POLITCO’s analysis. (read more)
There are dozens of Pence supporters now looking for a new hope. An insufferably intemperate Chris Christie looks to capitalize on the Pence coalition and push his polling to 2.00001% or more. Driven by desperate billionaire idiots, denial is everywhere….
The only race christie will win is the race for first in line at the local all-you-can-eat buffet.
“I love Golden Corral’s Endless Buffet. It’s endless, can you believe it?” CC
Don’t forget the pie-eating contests for all the local charities. He’s a real-life Lard-@ss Hogan !!
0 +0 = 0
Oh, but Christie is looking to leverage his support my multiples, Spy51. Get the math right.
It’s actually O X O = O 😜
“Ahaaa! Multiplying!”
-B Bunny
In a final, deperate attempt to keep Donald Trump out of the White House, Christie will attempt to divide by zero.
WOW!!! What a statement!!! Downy Jr. is the personification of this years NY, OR High School graduates when they deposit the checks from family & family friends into a checking account and the teller hands them a “Checking Ledger & Blank Checks.” We’re in for “Too Much Fun.” See Commander Cody and The Lost Planet Airmen. Original by Buddy Knox
All right!
My chosen candidate is holding steady at 7%, and so a ‘shoo-in’ for the debates!
“Undecided” should kick some serious butte, debating against bird brain,, and really any of the other losers.
Lol.
Spike Jones – “Pregnant Lady bulging out at the side”
(that was from an old record my Dad had)
Reminds me of my Dr. Demento days…. Sigh.
“Banana is coming up through the bunch!”
The Haley campaign recently boasted that they be will able to stay in operation for the foreseable future as donations of birdseed continue to pour in to the campaign coffers. The campaign touts a majority of the contributions coming from many small donations which suggests massive grassroots support, especially from Kansas, the Sunflower State.
Political pundits say this shows strong support from the midwest. /s
Retired Magistrate here: Chris Christie is only relevant to the donut shop that he obviously visits on a frequent basis.
I’ve long suspected he mainlines uncut maple syrup.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love maple syrup, thank goodness it makes my teeth hurt.
That reminds me of the “da Bears” skits on SNL.
I noticed you have been getting a bit testy lately.
I noticed a couple weeks ago Sundance was (shall we say) speaking a bit more plainly.
I think a lot of people are getting like those two buzzards sitting in a tree in the desert.
Christie doesn’t present strong logic for his anti Trump position. And he presents no other reasons to vote for him. So I have to assume his sole objective is to persuade some people, no matter how small, to not vote for Trump.
The logic for his opposition is that he is being paid for it.
And people can see that.
Bingo!!! And we need to keep calling that out every time it is mentioned! None of them has a chance to get the nomination so WHY are they staying in the race? $$$$$ – nothing more, nothing less!
In food, apparently.
So THAT’s why Crispy always hits the drive-through a seventh time each night !!!
The remaining actors too ugly for Hollywood should end the debates and back President Trump. They won’t. Narcissism is a powerful force.
Hmmmm….I am pretty sure that Chris “I never passed a food-truck I did not love” Christie , was the only candidate booed in Nevada on Saturday.
So, Get in the right hand lane CC, I suspect your exit is closer than you think.
But what if the lane to the offramp is unavailable?
Then he might turn into a long greasy skid mark. LOL
There’s a “Chris Christie’s underwear” joke somewhere in your comment but I refuse to pull the tarp off of it. 🤮
He will exit…so your terms are acceptable. 😉
This derailing of Trump isn’t working out so well.
Neither is Christie’s diet…
…chris.. chris…perhaps in the doughnut shop…??????
I’m looking at a column of numbers listing all the money that has been burnt up for these wind bags to virtue signal stupid talking points to the unwashed.
If the GOP was worth anything, which it is not, that donor/PAC money could have been channeled into some meaningful in terms of the border crisis. Even something for the mouthbreathers in terms of non stop opo ads would be refreshing.
That is, if they weren’t in on the entire invasion.
It’s absolutely pathetic.
.
Didn’t he mean he is confident he could pick up Pence’s weight with a couple dozen doughnuts . . .?
Ballast.
It’s a principle.
Maybe the only principle he has.
🙂
“Christie is set to take the debate stage Nov. 8, alongside three fellow Republican presidential hopefuls”
The local building inspector in Miami has determined that Christie will have to be on one side of the stage, and the other three candidates on the other side for safety reasons.
Essential to keep the CG correct.
There you go.
Ballast!
Asking for a guy named Johnson, If Christy is on one side of the stage will the stage capsize?
You mean it might tip over and end up in the ocean
Porcus Christie is a FB (Fat Bastard) who is incapable of understand ing words such as narrow.
Only FB’s like Christie can have that stomach band surgery & gain 30+ pounds in the process.
Someone needs to resurrect those Christie/Obama bromance photos taken during Hurricane Sandy & see what the wide one has to say about them.
I think his body ate it!!
What was on Ron’s feet yesterday, I lost my glasses but caught a glance at his feet turning corners before he did , some kind of joke I think .
Very good!
“He could pick up dozens of new supporters”
That sums it up quite well.🤣🤣🤣👏👏
And the fly—don’t forget the fly.
He is quite used to picking up dozens….of donuts at a time…
They don’t make a big enough bidet to contain what fatso is full of.
Is Tricky Nikki, for all intents and purposes, interchangeable with Gruesome Newsom as far as the Big Club is concerned?
Tricky Nikki just entered the Ms Palestine beauty contest.
You mean Nikki the Warrior Princess? Her lust for war puts Graham to shame.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Dozens!
Does he mean like Baker’s Dozens?
As if…
I don’t even know who is still running. What a pointless exercise.
Christie only runs to the free buffet table so he gets there first !!
With this avalanche of support heading in Christie’s direction, I suspect he may be inclined to let more of his real personality show.
A piece of cat scat is more popular than Chris Blimpie
Can anyone spot the maker of that lounger? It’s got to be sturdy!
National Crane Service, Inc. ??
🤣🤣🤣 what a loser!
the king making casino made many bad bets. none of them are paying off.
so now they will move to finance court judges, prosecutors, witnesses, jurors.
this is WHAT they are doing.
It will not matter. It won’t work.
President Trump WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT.
but set your expectations accordingly: the corruptors will never stop trying to throttle him and have people betray him. Tokyo has declared war on Godzilla. THEY WILL BOTH DESTROY THE CITY.
and THEN, the real revolution begins. the next stage…the part where the battle over transfer of power happens. It’ s already started. The corruptors have dumped massive amounts of money into losers…money they will never get back…wasted money. Plans burned to the ground.
Can you see it….? understand what is going on? Things are changing…power is shifting…
NO ONE LIKES TO DO BUSINESS WITH A LOSER!
God Bless America
I see it, brother and been thinking the same thing. These billionaires and multinationals have been expending billions and billions on their collective efforts and their failing.
The Jersey pumpkin is an embarrassment to America.
ahahahahahaa, pick up votes. He couldn’t even pick up a hundred dollar bill off the sidewalk because he couldn’t see it.
The last time he tried to pick up a $20 bill off the ground the fire department had to be called to get him back up and on his feet…
If he stays in the race, I don’t think you could say that the ranks are narrowing. If anything, the average gross tonnage per candidate is going up.
It is almost next to impossible to say Christie and narrow in the same sentence…
Breaking:
Golden Corral & Krispy Kreme donut franchises in all states have been directed by their corporate offices to contribute to Christie’s campaign to help him get to the requirements of the RNC.
Chick fil A doesn’t have a clue as to which way to proceed since their fellow fake Christian Pedo Pence dropped out but have considered offering all minority candidates free shoe shines at all of their locations. Managers would be required to perform said shoe shines on their knees asking for forgiveness for their past privilege.
There must be a mathematical equation to solve the issue.
1 [Pi × (.5 ÷ 8 + 1)] ×1 ÷Pi + (.1 × .2) + (.1 × .2) ÷ 7 = all donuts are gone.
Yeah I can almost hear the rumble of the huge crowd running over to Christie. Sorry. No donut jokes
If you had ten pies, and Christie was hungry, how many pies would you have left ???
A much-needed laugh.
These losers must be receiving considerable compensation to play the role of fool. They can’t be that delusional to believe they have a chance of gaining the nomination.
Ssssnnnnoooorrrrreeeeee
how many dozen?
From the phony to the fatty.
EYE ROLL!!
TRUMPZILLA!!!!!
TRUMPZILLA vs FATZILLA
4% is not in the running.
The only thing Christie will pick up, is a box of Krispy Kreme donuts!
Anyone who has donated a dime to any of these losers deserves to go bankrupt, IMHO!
The Expectations:
“Chris Christie Confident Mike Pence Exit Means He Could Pick Up Dozens of New Supporters”
The Reality:
“Chris Christie Confident Mike Pence Exit Means He Could Pick Up Dozens of Donuts”
Dozens of supporters? Wow, so sad Chris Christie has such low expectations.
“In the end, it just means this race is narrowing, which everyone said that it would,” Christie
Wow!! Just wow!! Has a republican primary ever been this lopsided? Narrowing? That is some Epic level Delusion.
These people love insulting the intelligence of the American people . Everybody knows just as Christie himself knows he has absolutely ZERO SHOT .
He’s gonna need many million of new supporters. Just ask the US government to help out. They’ll surely help.
“Christie said during an interview on CNN’s “State of the Union” on Sunday, after praising the former vice president for running “a tough race.””
“Tough race” rotflmao
Dunking and Chrispy Kreme futures are both up on the news.
No shame at having the audacity of running for President, and that goes for most of them, OK, ALL of them!
I came here to read comments, and no one disappointed!
I always appreciate a good laugh amongst the madness. sundance’s article’s title did just that as he often does.
I wonder if anti Trump mad hatter Christie’s 2 % is accurate or “rounded off” from 1.1 % or other more accurate and believable figure.
“Idiot Billionaires”. Yeah, Christie needs several just to keep up with his bills from Krogers.