There are two administration officials, Kamala Harris and Pete Buttigieg, who are in a consistent state of competition with each other, about who can assemble 50 words into a 500-word speech. The competition has been a back-and-forth contest for several years; however, Kamala’s latest entry might be hard for Pete to beat. WATCH:
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Now it might seem unfair to take just one-minute of a soundbite as representative of her latest entry in the Hall of Shameful Linguistics, but the longer version doesn’t change the cross-eyed, what the heck did she just say, dynamic. See below.
When you look at the next segment, the alarming part is…. she’s reading it from a teleprompter. Meaning, someone actually assembled these words in typeset for a speech, and Kamala is reading it. LOOK:
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To be fair, public speaking is not easy; however, public speaking is usually speaking. I have no idea what these word assemblies would be called.
The avg salary for a political speech writer is $115K-$180K/year. All I can think is that K’s speech writer must really really hate her – or they are writing drunk.
Could be both.
LOL!!!!
Doesn’t space exploration require fossil fuels?
Show me a vehicle capable of escaping the atmosphere powered by a windmill and a solar panel I will be impressed.
I am waiting for the battery powered jetliners.
The ones where the battery weighs more than the plane?
What could go wrong?
Or we could just wind them up.
I love that toy; but being the guy with the job of keeping it wound up wouldn’t make for much of an exciting trip.
I think Monty Python makes one!
A balloon? For a little bit.
Only weed, apparently.
Only the late Professor Irwin Corey could top Kamala Harris in nonsense, but that was only on stage with his comedy act.
Loved Professor Corey.
Just listen with your eyes closed and it sounds profound.
Actually I was just testing to see if I needed the password.
Mrs. Floop. Ref. Spy kids…
Peter Principle.
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Please delete.
Obviously she’s had a lot of peter.
To “heck” with Kamala. These fascists are going after Trump’s lawyers and all other staff as well.
Trump’s lawyer certified in June that no classified material remained at Mar-a-Lago
Andy McCarthy said laughingly today, “We have the 4th Amendment to prevent Mar-a-Lago type raids”
Trump has no rights at all unless the corrupt state allows him to enjoy a freedom. The tepid Republican response to this abomination has emboldened the FBI etc. They are going full Stalin.
It’s getting harder to learn the truth. The above might or might not be true as other sites aren’t covering it yet and it originates from Haberman.
GP’s headline is “SPERRY: FBI Agents Involved in Trump Raid are Under Criminal Investigation by Durham For Abusing Their Power in Trump-Russia Probe”
Durham to the rescue. Haha. Most of the news today is similar to a visit to a mental institution in the past. Mostly delusional.
Right, I read the Paul Sperry post last night on Gettr.
If you are interested a really good site to track news is Citizens Free Press…citizensfreepress.com
I keep it up all day…it’s great!
Just don’t read the comments.
Thanks abagail…
Actually those FBI agents are under the protection of. Durham because of his investigation.
Letting the gubmint know that tape existed was a mistake.
Trump should have just released it & made them own it. On Truth or Frank Speech. Or Rumble. Or everywhere.
The FBI already knew the tape existed. Trump’s people refused to turn the security cameras off.
Not sure if having it subpoenaed means Trump can’t release it. Is a court gag order needed to prevent him from releasing it?
Maybe they’re too late and it’s out there? Trump is usually a few steps ahead of them.
If an “ongoing investigation” prevented the release of declassified Crossfire-Hurricane” documents then the same would be true of the subpoenaed video.
Admittedly I’m not a lawyer but it’s the same logic from 1 investigation to another to another.
Need a Trumpian party not uniparty, aka American first.
Someone needs to put that Maggie Haberman at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
Maggie has always been a gossip columnist
Maggie was Clinton’s “go to” gal for narratives per the Wikileaks DNC emails.
To Heck with your topic, I’m going OT!
What a rebel.
I wouldn’t get too excited over what Andy McCarthy said or implicated and Maggie Haberman is a washed-up ole gossip from NYC.
I expect that PDJT, etal knew the DOJ would do this, based on past experience and his available intelligence.
This is an expose’ of tyranny in the Constitutional Republic of the United States of America.
Don’t be shocked; expect it to get worse BUT remember God has his Hand on this and We the Deplorables, with Donald J. Trump, will prevail.
We Will Win This War!
Amen, sister!
So once the boxes are in the locked room they can’t be moved… ever?
How do you sift through the Kim Jung Un photos? The purpose of the extra lock on the door is to KEEP UNAUTHORIZED PEOPLE FROM ACCESSING THE BOXES, NOT TO SEAL THE ROOM LIKE KING TUT’S TOMB.
Not to mention… if there’s some incriminating something that somebody wanted to extract and squirrel away… THEY HAD 20 MONTHS TO DO SO.
Haberman is such a useless turd… she always throws out totally suggestive nuggets like this…
Also… presumably, a good portion of what would have been declassified in that room was directly relevant to the Clinton lawsuit… so should the whole legal team pile into the locked room with no windows and no ventilation and do all their work there?
Give a copy to someone trusted and have them put it online.
I wonder why POTUS hasn’t yet told us that has been subpoenaed.
Willy’s bonker and the word salad factory.
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
W. C. Fields
NOT smarter than a 5th grader.
Ok Treepers Do we really want this looney to replace President Brandon?? I think no way. I am still seething from the unlawful raid on ourReal President Donald Trump’s Mar a Lago home. What a travesty!
Just puppets on strings…
A River of Deceit is all that can be expected to come out of the District of Corruption.
BREAKING NOW…
( Chinese Colony of OvalOfficestan, D.C.) Biden and China’s Xi to meet in-person
The meeting is set to take place wherever and whenever Chairman Xi says.
“Frankly, I’ve grown weary of issuing my commands through Gen. Milley’s Shanghai Love Line. I want to see my favorite pet in person,” said Winnie the Xi.
For his part, Biden is widely expected to just get it over with and name an aircraft carrier after the Communist Dictator. Not himself–Xi.
“Joe doesn’t know it yet, but I’ve entered him in next year’s Westminster Competition,” said Joe’s owner.
In other news, Hunter Biden expressed gratitude to Regime safecrackers for letting him out of Donald Trump’s safe, where the FBI had placed him since June 3rd.
“Good boy!”
Manufactured News Network: “Impersonating Journalists Impersonating Journalism since Rich was Little!”
Rest in the Vine: MNN Breaking News UPDATE
“OvalOfficestan D.C.”…. lolol
Best post on the internet today!
PDJT should have hidden his documents in Hunter’s laptop…
What’s just as bad is that people think that is Kamala Harris
Got some comparison pics?
I’m still getting over the Rosa de Lauro and Zoe Lofgren transformations.
Who knew Rosa de Lauro is actually a trans ?
And then there’s Anita Dunn. . .
The Pfizzure queenie…
Never even heard of either of them.
Dunn is Biden advisor…with a trick or two involved…search jt..
“That little girl
waswasn’t me!”Shoulda stayed on Joe’s schoolbus a little longer.
Buffoon!
There’s a lot of space in her head. So profound.
Yeah, and not many realtors are trying to list there – too scared.
Seriously who writes this stuff?
Her office must stink of weed.
On a good day.
At least that smell is better than the usual sh*t that blankets her office! I’ve heard they can’t even open the windows to air it out!
I think they are freebasing Sonoran toad venom.
Lol.
All I can think of at this moment watching this were her debates with Mike Pence: “I am speaking”!
Yup and it is all you are doing! Doesn’t mean it makes any sense!
Please God, come now!
Those hand movements… lol
She gives new meaning to the term, “air head.” Is she kin to , Aoc? 🤔
I’ve watched it twice and now I am even more confused trying to untangle her logic circle. My head is reeling from this rollercoaster of a week. I am going fishing tomorrow.
Affirmative Action speeche riting.
As they continue to speak of their honor.. you may want to count your spoons.
Clearly I could have been VP easily
BRICS et al are stealing our lunch, taking the keys to the car and just waiting to foreclose on our house.
And we got Biden and Harris in charge?
We I. For a whole lot of hurt.
I don’t like listening to stupid people because every time I do, my IQ has dropped at least 5 pts…that’s not a good thing for me at 73 yrs.
I wrote and spoke better than that when I was 12 years old or I would have paid a very big price in school and in the home.
I think her speech writer has been identified…
That’s Racist!!!
Always liked him.
Her speech writer’s mentor:
His chrome reverse muffler spring bearings are showing.
They can turn SGT Schultz’s famous three words into a 500 word embarrassment.
That doesn’t even look like her.
Her speechwriter is Dutch Schultz and it’s time to fire him.
One could be forgiven for thinking that they’re competing for a Mel Brooks award of some kind.
Solar power rockets- you go, Kamala!
Really….get going….
This could be Harris and Biden
Casey Stengel and Mickey Mantle testify before Congress
“Who’s on first?”
To borrow from a statesman of far greater intelligence and character than she will ever know:
MacDonaldHarris has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thought.-Winston Churchill
Yet still requires a teleprompter to express it.
I guess she’s saying we need to update our technology in space exploration but she used a huge word salad to say that otherwise simple message.
There’s only one single operative word that one need take note of, Collectivize.
No American politician should be able to speak such a word and escape untarred.
I must have missed the “collectivism”. Yikes!
Yes… this is what I was able to parse out of that mumble-jumble:
a.) We did a lot of Space Exploration in the 19th Century, and
2.) The 20th Century presents an “opportunity” (emphasis hers) to do more Space Exploration with new technology
Is that about right? I think I got that right.
With the Power of Collectivization! (TM)
She left out that it was the democrats that shut our space efforts down.
She has definitely smoked too much of the ganja!
Sounds like she’s trying to come up with one of those “I Think, Therfore I Am” statements….A real deep thinker, no doubt.
Reminds me a game we had at work. Had three twenty-sided dice (red, yellow, green) and this table with three columns (red, yellow, green) of buzzwords. Roll the dice and match up the word from the matching color column to form sentences. We’d occasionally make a gag monthly report with it. Read just like Harris speaks.
resist we much….
🤦🏻♂️
She is, arrogant pretentious pompous pseudointellectual pothead. She is a flim flam artist or we we call around here, dumber than a stump!
—–>”pseudointellectual pothead”
Exactly.
You insult stumps….
Translation: We need to fund my cronies’ space projects.
I now firmly believe she is being punked by members of her staff.
Curious: let’s let Kamala be the first to go into space in a wind mill powered space craft.
The magnitude of your phraseology is too copious for my diminutive comprehension .
If you don’t have anything to say
it would be better to not say anything at all.
…comprehensionistivicticisism
Okay, look. I’ve been here on CTH for years. Sundance is literally the dictionary for what’s going on in modern times. The people are Great! It’s serious stuff. This thread though, I think I hurt my hernia laughing, and it dawned on me how important some levity is from time to time.
Oh, and FJB
The space is between her ears. Good grief.
And it’s sooooooooo scary in there….
It really takes a “space cadet” to describe the space between her own ears, let alone outer space!
So when her speech writer left it wasn’t actually the one who wrote her speeches. Interesting. Maybe that one quit because she didn’t want anyone thinking those were words that she actually wrote. Talk about not taking one for the team. 😂
sounds like a bad remix of competing AI speech software.
I’d like to see the word police diagram those sentences. When & if they do, they’d better wear protective gear.