There are two administration officials, Kamala Harris and Pete Buttigieg, who are in a consistent state of competition with each other, about who can assemble 50 words into a 500-word speech. The competition has been a back-and-forth contest for several years; however, Kamala’s latest entry might be hard for Pete to beat. WATCH:
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Now it might seem unfair to take just one-minute of a soundbite as representative of her latest entry in the Hall of Shameful Linguistics, but the longer version doesn’t change the cross-eyed, what the heck did she just say, dynamic. See below.
When you look at the next segment, the alarming part is…. she’s reading it from a teleprompter. Meaning, someone actually assembled these words in typeset for a speech, and Kamala is reading it. LOOK:
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To be fair, public speaking is not easy; however, public speaking is usually speaking. I have no idea what these word assemblies would be called.
Pseudo-intellectual psychobabble authored by someone educated beyond their intelligence.
Ding ding ding…”educated beyond their intelligence”. You win today! So perfect…absolutely intuitive!
She gets lost with the big words!
All her competent staff deserted her because of her incompetency.
So; she wrote this herself? Hmm?
… for all the world to see!
Simone Tebet, candidate to be President of Brazil, said that she “admires Kamala Harris.” 🥺
I can understand that in this way: In spite of her obvious intellectual shortcomings, Kamala’s sedulous pursuit of developing and expressing a coherent thought is admirable.
LOL! Sounds like something she’d say…
You’re her speech writer, aren’t you? 😉
MOST STUPID B—H IN AMERICA!
She wasn’t installed for her intelligence. That’s for sure!
Neither was Joe.
What did she just say? Anyone???
But it would be ok for her to be “President” and not Trump 🤷♂️
Trump is a maverick outsider and a deep threat to DeepState.
Harris not so much!
“They” think it is ok for biden to sit in the Whitehouse so they must think it’s ok for her to be there there too.
I really tried to understand what she was saying and I can’t even summarize it.
Professor Irwin Corey did that speech much better…He mastered “Jive” talk
“The opportunity of space must guide us …”
Or something like that.
lol That’s more than I got!
I think the opportunity of space is what’s guiding her. That massive, empty space between her ears.
They found the lost paragraphs of her ‘Significance of Time’ speech and threw it in the prompter.
??? Whatever she was suppossed to be conveying I guess was written by an Ivy League grad.
Ivy League writing standards are not what they once were and the material also had to be simplified further to accommodate Harris’ intellectual level and comprehension.
That they’re about to announce that they want to spend a crapton of money on space exploration.
They probably just want to send billions to CHINA for their space exploration. What an opportunity!
they want to caim the moon before china does…. defense industry gold mine….
she wants to be the queen of the moon….???
go there and build the new capitol ….
I agree.
“Opportunities”
“Partnering”
“Redefined”
“We Must Go”
Another Cash Grab
Billions to Ukraine for its start up Space Program!
I think I got her long winded idea right? My repeat…or I did not listen…which I am known to engage in…active distractability.
“Outer space remains a challenge to be explored with newer and evolving technology.”? You could even drop either “newer” or “evolving”?
Aggiegirl needs a life…
Noooo… not even. Aggiegirl is awesome
Maybe it was written in shorthand for “we’ve come a long way. Now, onward and upward”, and she added several vowels, consonants and, unfortunately, her own thoughts. I had to guess.
If only the didn’t think she was too smart to spend a few moments reviewing the speeches written for her.
This woman gives me a headache just trying to decide what she is saying. Not worth the headache or the effort.
And prolonged exposure to her speaking may also lower one’s IQ.
I award her no points and may God have mercy on her putrid soul.
This miserable excuses of a installed representative was CA Attorney General AND a senator. Now you know why our state is so screwed up.
Packrat: She may a foreign intelligence asset; a half-human, half-machine cyborg, specifically designed to give us all a huge freaking headache.
Tylenol wholesale generic, cost is about 4 cents a 325 mg tablet, 8 cents for a wholesale headache of 650 mg.
Retail cost for the same headache…two tablets, 650 mg…about 58 cents.
Nope not worth it.
Sorry, Sundance, but it appears that you really don’t get it. In the State Department, the ability to weave 500 words into meaningless nonsense while nevertheless sounding profound is the highest of art forms. I suspect that you are too young to have seen this in Vaudeville, via the likes of Gracie Allen playing opposite George Burns.
I’m old enough. I though of Gracie when I heard this.
Burns and Allen, wow…long ago played at the Joliet Rialto.
Gracie was true actress pretending to be dumb for laughs. Kamala is the VP of the United States of America who broke a tie vote for another porkulous piece of ‘legislation’ designed to destroy what is left of the working class in America. Working class and middle class are exactly the same people today.
Ah, Burns and Allen…a wonderful duo! I could not find the one you mentioned, so….
A rerun of one Treepers George Carlin episode…
Love George Carlin!
Good grief. Worse yet, would be anyone who actually clapped…..as though it made sense to them.
I mean, I understood it, but it felt like a high schooler trying to reach the required word count. She could’ve been a good deal more succinct. (Or maybe a precocious 7-year-old wanting to show off all the new words Mama taught them.)
Makes me feel sorry for Suspicious Cat.
yes!
This particular cat is designated WTFeline.
Yet I work with people that applaud and cheer this crap.
I think that if she just stood up there, looking back and forth, not saying a word for several minutes, and then said, Thank you and walked off, these people would stand and applaud.
“I have no idea what these word assemblies would be called.”
They would be called nonsense.
FYI – Been posting here for many years but all my posts kept held up for at least thirty minutes…
AdHem, any reason?
You get an automatic 30 minute penalty for improperly using “formally” in place of “formerly”.
Now if you can employ multiple run-on sentences, as in the first clip, you might aspire to high elective office.
Yes, I am joking.
😂
Duh….because you CHANGED your username AND email address. Our algorithms saw you as a NEW person, and hence, put you through initial moderation all over again. Oh, and the name is Ad rem.
Yea, translator isle 4, paging PAGING Translator Isle 4,
I’ll take ‘WAS THAT ENGLISH’ for 500 Alex.
(Insert “blond joke” here.)
HAHAHAHA
“US Americans…. some people don’t have maps…such as…”
I can’t even….
Definition of the exploration of space…
“20th century”
Knowledge for the benefit of all.
“21st century”
Exploitation for the benefit of some.
Just a guess
What she just said is, “We will be giving our space technology to China. We will allow them to capitalize on all that we’ve paid for, and worked for.” Basically – that’s what this speech means. I’d listen again to get a particular quote but my brain just demanded that I NOT!
listen to your brain
You crack me up, Sundance❣️
-As always, spot on.
Suspicious Cat. 🤣🤣😂😂
Forgot to commend the title
-“deep SPACE”
😂😂😂😂😂
Oh, how far we have fallen as a country.
… and Dan Quayle got roasted for Potatoe.
good one
roasted/Potatoe
I love CTH – better than cocktail hour
very very good one
Does it sound better if you play it backward?
The saddest part of this fool is that she thinks she sounds intelligent.
It probably would maybe its code?? Bwaahaahaa
That is next in line? Scares me and I am fearless…
People have been
leavingfleeing her office in droves. I would suggest that one decided to stick around and write her speeches in an act of revenge and she is not bright enough to figure it out.May I improve upon that?
How about, “Outer space remains a challenge to be explored with newer and evolving technology.”?
If she uttered anything that logical and intelligent, the entire left side of her head would explode and the right side would melt.
Somebody is writing lyrics that are limited by her repertoire of “Dynamic Speaking Seminar for $79.95” hand/arm gestures. That’s all I can figure – because there is only so much Kamala a sane person scan tolerate before it becomes self-abuse.
Weren’t the early astronauts also basically “heels up” in that cramped capsule upon take-off and landing? But they were anticipating 5 or 6 “G’s” whereas I was anticipating the “Johnson” from Austin Powers!
Uh, not me. Kamala.
that cat
Ms. Harris what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
WTF
It would be entertaining to look over her college records.
Keg Stand Kamala? You’re probably a couple years too late on getting those transcripts…
They were bought and paid for like that Loughlin several years back. In fact, I would say that most of the left’s degrees are bought and paid for, and they never truly learned anything. Now they think they are wise and running the country into the ground. Up all night long worshiping Baphomet and then on uppers (from 60’s-70’s) and downers on the weekend. They have fried brains from LSD
First she says “we are behind”. Then she says “to maintain our position”. Her goal is for America to remain behind. In something.
I CRIED I laughed so hard.
Perfect person to replace Dementia Joe… and the beat goes on.
Ah yes…but is it existential? Or, filled with angst? Or, whatever the Gen(N)s have to say/write down in between the hits from the bong?
Speaking of gibberish:
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Doctored video, fake.
Wow!
Hannity handed Ronnie
his @ss
Well, well🤔
Real or not
– it’s good. Whoever put it together.
They did a very poor job of editing this. Watch the freeze frames on DeSantis.
IMO of course.
FRD
Eureka! You should ring up a video of Al Kelly on the Ernie Kovacs show. There can be no question that Al is K’s father.
Anyone old enough to remember Al Kelly?
It is incomprehensible in every way. Does she even realize how she sounds I wonder? Yikes.
She’s really got to fire Dutch Schultz as her speech writer and get somebody else!
Shit for brains!
Are we sure that Biden is the one with dementia?
She is an “intellectual” by California standards.
Maybe she is sending coded messages to Obama,WEF and the fourth branch. Instead of Navaho Code it’s Kamala code.
She got the VP job for her obedience.
Hillary is just an evil person, Harris is just plain stupid. And as they say you can fix stupid.
Trying to out-do Mike Brady (Brady Bunch) Pearls of Wisdom
Petey Boy going to be POTUS someday. Maybe soon. Mark it down.
What if…… the teleprompted nonsense of this administration isn’t by chance. And the policy decisions certainly aren’t. And that the favored president by the working class citizen (Donald trump) is actually at the very center of all of this. Four years of a farce administration to create: war, and the installation of a new dictatorial leader backed by the working class…. everything that’s currently taking place matches the installation of Adolf hitler. I’m not saying Trump is an anti-Semite or that the goal is the same. But what I am saying is that the patterns are too alike to ignore. The shift of government has an end game. And it DOES involve both parties. Donald trump or his son are intended to be the new leader(s) when the dust settles.
How about nope?
Even a stoned, drunken, idiot makes sense once in a while.
Kamel’a, not so much.
So Grewsom is going to be installed as Vice President pretty soon huh?
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I utterly despise having to work in groups or “teams” as they are now called. Some years ago, I was on a team that had to write a mission statement. Our team leader and members threw in meaningless words and phrases, but she and the rest of the team liked the “erudite” sound of that garbage jargon of word salad. I kept asking “But what does this mean?” “Are you sure you want to put that subject with that predicate 25 words later?” “Can we clear up the meaning here?”
So, when the 5 teams reported the mission statements they had composed, our team leader read the rhetoric for our group. Everyone clapped and said it was the best mission statement of all. The team leader leaned down and whispered to me, “See, nobody cares what it means if it sounds good.” Our 85-word mission statement was adopted.
Thankfully, about 3 months later a supervisor told the teams that they needed to shorten the mission statement to no more than 20 words with very concise points beginning with “Our mission is (point one) and (point two) because (reason).” Teams met again and came up with something that had some meaning and was understandable.
Kamala is of the same breed as those teams. If it sounds good, it doesn’t matter what it means. She believes that her word salad sounds good and sadly, there are many people who would agree because they really don’t comprehend a lot of what they hear.
She impresses herself all too easily.
I too, was urged to ‘volunteer’ to be part of a team in the composition of a playbook which would represent our ‘new’ tri-state centralized goals.
It was a labor of, well, labor.