There are two administration officials, Kamala Harris and Pete Buttigieg, who are in a consistent state of competition with each other, about who can assemble 50 words into a 500-word speech. The competition has been a back-and-forth contest for several years; however, Kamala’s latest entry might be hard for Pete to beat. WATCH:
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Now it might seem unfair to take just one-minute of a soundbite as representative of her latest entry in the Hall of Shameful Linguistics, but the longer version doesn’t change the cross-eyed, what the heck did she just say, dynamic. See below.
When you look at the next segment, the alarming part is…. she’s reading it from a teleprompter. Meaning, someone actually assembled these words in typeset for a speech, and Kamala is reading it. LOOK:
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To be fair, public speaking is not easy; however, public speaking is usually speaking. I have no idea what these word assemblies would be called.
It’s like we’re living in a crazy Hollywood movie.
Hallucinatory even.
If anyone can reach the marginalized and mentally handicapped, it’s Kamala.
Not really.
Yeah! What is it with the ever present brown wardrobe! She must be color blind!
Suspicious Cat says it all. LOL
One of our number dubbed this one WTFeline.
LOL! That cat gets me every time I see it and WTFeline fits the cat and this Kamala mess perfectly. Thanks for the laugh.
“Whatchoo talkin’ bout?”
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How to understand newspeak: “When one of them is there and then there is another one, we collectively need to see the cohesive oneness that is in the one that is there along with the other of the one’s, this is what we as one see.”
Translation: 1+1=2
You are being hoodwinked folks. She may not be the sharpest tack in the box but she isn’t as dumb as she is being presented by the Biden handlers. The dumber, more senile, Biden is (and I believe that is real) the dumber Harris has to be portrayed to keep people thinking at least the “smarter” one is in the White House. When the day comes that the Obama/fourth branch organization gives up on Old Joe expect Ms. Harris to suddenly get a brilliance pill. I think his days will be numbered after January 20, 2023.
I don’t believe in coincidence or multiple related accidents. I’m a “fool me once that’s all you get” kind of guy. Oh I’m not zero tolerance. I know we all make mistakes but don’t parade the same old charade by me time after time and expect me to sluff it off as incompetence. Notice the “incompetence” always works to their favor and benefit. Sure helps when we swallow it, shake our heads and assume they don’t know any better. He is “senile” and she is “dumb”!
You are being hoodwinked.
She is Biden’s Incumbency Insurance Policy.
The more desperate we are to pull his plug, the more she strives to make us fear the alternative.
Like ChiCom Joe was for obama! No one would want that known fool Biden as President yet here we are!!!
Don’t forget all the shenanigans to get him in the WH. All those weirdos (Buttedge, Warren, Bernie) were told to drop out, and then they cheated BIG time.
Yes, and that’s why MAGA needs to get in there and be delegates – otherwise the RNC will sure as hell do the same to Trump. Precinct Committee Strategy – and we’re running out of time.
No, she is as dumb as she appears. Even lawyers who had experience with her, ‘back in the day’ say that she was one of the dumbest people they ever encountered.
Affirmative action damages all of us.
Different kinda action helped Kamala, from knees to VP.
THIS is what happens when you check “boxes” instead of checking resumes
I heard once she’s on her knees, she smartens up quite a bit.
I think you’re quite correct.
Seriously ???? How the hell did she get this far then , regardless off her skill set in the rack ??? Who the hell could stand to be around someone that DUMB for any length of time ?
That’s some deep deep cover L… remember, the only reason she’s in politics at all is that she’s a world class mattress dancer who got her start by sucking Willie Brown’s …. ummmm …. willie …. There’s an awful lot of video out there on her with absolutely no indication that she’s got anything more than a 500 word vocabulary and a room temperature IQ.
No, sorry, she’s just dumb
Nope. She’s dumb as a fence post. Anyone paying attention can see that. She is the only thing that stands between Joe and impeachment of the 25th Amendment when the Republicans take over congress next January. Everyone in DC (both sides of the aisle) knows she is a disaster waiting to happen and even more incompetent than Biden.
I have been thinking the same thing. Maybe this is all to lull us to sleep thinking that they are harmless Idiots. So we are not prepared for the evil trap they are setting up for us.
Snakes in the grass.🐍🦎🐢🦖🐀🦨🐉
You may be right, but I recall that when she was campaigning for president every question was answered with “That’s something we should have a conversation about.” She evidently is dumb, but maybe not as dumb as presented.
I submit she’s even dumber than presented.
Interesting take on it .
If Willie Brown told her to say something dirty in the throes of passion he would be done, dressed and out the door before she was done talking.
That may be true, but it’s hard to talk coherently with a full mouth! She proves time and again that her mouth doesn’t have to be full to be incoherent.
Kamala talking dirty to Willie:
“I know that you are really quite behind me, in terms of maximizing our collective understanding of how to engage my back door, and your orgasms of today and what we can quickly and easily predict are your orgasms of tomorrow.”
“Kamala Harris is Vice President” – there, that’s the Mother of All Nonsense from which all the rest of the verbal gaslighting flows.
At least we don’t have to wonder how she received that honorary degree from Toast Masters! 😂
Anything’s possible when you steal an election and have two profoundly corrupt puppets who will do as they’re told playing the role of presidential running mates.
In. Word… incompetent.
This one reminds us of Deloris Umbridge.
Harris is incompetent. Biden is senile. The question is, who is making the decisions of government. Think Obama. Why did he purchase a mansion in DC? To be close to his daughters’ schools?
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One of my favorite websites since… ever. “Communications from elsewhere”.
Perhaps her speech writers aren’t getting paid enough to actually write.
https://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/
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Rabbit hole, to be sure, but made more sense than KH….
Perhaps her speech writers are actually woke affirmative action idiots themselves. Like Kamala!
What reasonably competent speech writer would want to have anything to do with her?
I LOVE IT… it’s both soothing-a tranquilizer for the brain … and at the same time… like having 40grit sandpaper vigorously rubbed over a recently incurred road rash …
OR Knee Rash…
I couldn’t help myself and the post before yours, outhouse counsel (😎😎😎), couldn’t not have come together so well!!!!!!
I had to take public speaking class when I worked as an engineer…cub-engineers had to express their ideas and be able to explain the details.
This woman and the “idiot” in the WH couldn’t do anything w/o teleprompter(s)!!!!
Seems to me my friend watching both of them they can’t do it WITH a teleprompter.
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Are we sure that’s not a robot? and that Kamala isn’t out shopping?
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I very much appreciate these humorous articles. Showing how ridiculous they are is important, but it’s also important to have a little light relief from all the serious things going on – even if it’s only temporary relief.
I remember many years ago, I saw a woman interviewed who had survived one of the Holocaust camps when she was a child of maybe 13yo (?). She said that what got her through was that she never lost her joy, and she would sing all the time.
That was an important lesson for me – no matter what happens, never lose your joy. Find happiness in everyday. And for me, articles like this one are perfect. Thanks
Everything we see with Biden and Harris reminds me of the end to That Hideous Strength by CS Lewis. Everyone in the administration has fallen into nonsensical gibberish.
The perfect explanation for this babble:
“Lord, confuse the wicked, confound their words, for I see violence and strife in the city. Day and night they prowl about on its walls; malice and abuse are within it. Destructive forces are at work in the city; threats and lies never leave its streets.”
Psalms 55:9-11 NIV
https://bible.com/bible/111/psa.55.9-11.NIV
Think she may be Donnie Rumhead U alumni.
“There are known knowns, things we know that we know; and there are known unknowns, things that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown unknowns, things we do not know we don’t know.”
At least his comment was funny. And he didn’t cackle after saying that.
Harris always speaks as though she’s speaking to a 3rd grade class in some elementary school. The fact that potentially this woman may step into the presidency, is not only laughable, but globally embarrassing.
Kamala does a spot on Elsa Kurt imitation.
As do most of the democrats. Shows their own intelligence level.
terminally incoherent
Are the ‘Gestures’ scripted as well???….Holy Crapp!
The gestures they all make are so creepy, unnatural,
Gross. They probably convey more truth about the intents and motives than the lies they are telling, or are they scripted to promote the lies?
Would love to see Trixie here diagram that run on sentence.
Just thinking about Trixie, Katanya, and Karine. What must it feel like to know that your position derives not from hard work, intellect, sound judgement, and merit, but from personal appearance? You know, like Hollywood actors playing dress up and make believe for a living.
It’s the hand movements that are key to the spell she is casting.
Deep space is deep, and far far away, in another galaxy far far away in deep space. It would be hard to go there, ya know, deep deep is a far away space.
Hey, I could write speeches for Harris!
You’re hired!
Yikes…
😂 😂 😂 My thoughts, using the Kamala translator: “I didn’t think that, what must be thought, about thoughts that were trying to think.”
The media is not giving Kamala the same treatment they gave Palin. They are pathetic.
Will “incompetence shaming” become a new thing?
Keep in mind that Leftists/Communists do not care about the meaning of words: like Humpty Dumpty, when they use words, the words mean only what they want them to mean.
Here we experience that they want her words to mean something important, to sound like something important…and so any other aspect is irrelevant.
Comrade Harris just gave an important speech, and if you think it is gobbledygook, then YOU have a problem, Comrade!
I am also reminded of an actress from 19th-century Russia (Maria Ouspenskaya), who moved a Parisian audience to tears by the way she recited a children’s tale in her native language, which nobody in the audience understood.
The style is important, the earnestness, the seriousness, the feelings behind the sounds, not the content!
Without being explicit she’s advocating for penal colony’s in space to exile the citizens the forthcoming 87,000 IRS agents will be arresting.
This is what happens when:
She is a laughingstock.
That girl’s brain has to be on Voyager II.
Cobbledegook
I don’t know which is worse…the fact that she thinks she’s smart, or having to listen to her talk through her nose.
When women talk nonsense like that it’s a sign that she needs something other then what she’s talking about,
Wow, she sure gets right to the bottom of the problem, this one, doesn’t she?
We don’t need to update the technology, we don’t need to update our education, we don’t need to update our manufacturing of anything to do with space.
All we gotta do is ‘update how we have been thinking and talking about space’. Update it to Magical Thinking, I reckon. Then, poof, just blink your eyes three times, and we’re on the Moon, on Mars, leaving our galaxy. Scratch that last one – I think this is where this galactic moron actually came from.
I couldn’t make it the whole minute 🙄.
I am now dumber for even listening to a few seconds
Kumala Harrass is psyop. While the handlers destroy the Republic we stand astonished at the incompetent ninny that rules over us that couldn’t handle even an entry level job in the real world. Then we have the cognitive dissonance knowing that half the country thinks she is normal even wonderful.
This about sums that up:
Harris is the embodiment of what can be done by a woman willing to lie (on her back) to further her career.
WTF? I really want to know how this idiot passed the California Bar exam?!
“We’re doing the things that need be to done every day because it’s important that we keep doing these things which make our country stronger.
I know, right?!
And as long as these things are getting done we will continue to do them because we must.
FJB and I are committed to doing these things no matter how hard it may be
to do them, because we know that by doing them, these things, we will reach the nether regions of Uranus soon to unlock the secrets of space and plant saving secrets.
Know that for I long as I live I am committed to doing all of these things, I can promise you that.”
Can we redefine NATO’s purpose then?
Put aside this egomaniac brain-dead zero. Given the trillions we spend on every whim, why are we always behind?
We all know Heels Up Cameltoes work grade level is when her heels are up in the air.
Beyond that…..she is a ding bat airhead that should NEVER EVER be any position of leadership role in any company and or government position.
Didn’t she once say space was big and empty, or something like that? Reminds me of the space between her ears, only not as big.
This monumentally stupid woman was a freaking prosecutor and is now the second most powerful person in America. Shame on us for letting this happen.
Parseltongue, the language of serpents, according to Harry Potter….
Couldn’t she get a speech writer and a teleprompter? Does she imagine that she is a great orator? Her “speeches” are beyond belief.
Let us not forget that Ms Harris climbed the ladder on her back with her knees hooked behind her ears. She never had any qualifications for anything except, well, being on her back.
Also, there are STDs that can effect the mind long-term. This broad is either on drugs or in the throws of a mental condition (or both).