There are two administration officials, Kamala Harris and Pete Buttigieg, who are in a consistent state of competition with each other, about who can assemble 50 words into a 500-word speech. The competition has been a back-and-forth contest for several years; however, Kamala’s latest entry might be hard for Pete to beat. WATCH:
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Now it might seem unfair to take just one-minute of a soundbite as representative of her latest entry in the Hall of Shameful Linguistics, but the longer version doesn’t change the cross-eyed, what the heck did she just say, dynamic. See below.
When you look at the next segment, the alarming part is…. she’s reading it from a teleprompter. Meaning, someone actually assembled these words in typeset for a speech, and Kamala is reading it. LOOK:
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To be fair, public speaking is not easy; however, public speaking is usually speaking. I have no idea what these word assemblies would be called.
Maybe this is ‘alien speak’, sure doesn’t sound like earth speak. s/
I been sayin, ain’t I been sayin,…the Occams razor explanation for WEF is its actually space aliens, depoulating the World, while keeping all the infastructure, and ENERGY, for them to use after we’re gone.
Makes more sense than any other explanation I have heard.
Are you calling Xi an alien?
How Planetary Originist of you!
Is that racis?
Speciesists?
Aliens might take offense at that.
Should humans not take offense to an alien’s superiority complex?
Haven’t met one yet, so can’t say.
Where would this forum be without you DM? You tell them .:-)
I know, absurd but why destroy the golden goose, middle income folks unless you plan to replace them. Or they are so insecure that being the few amongst slaves is the only way they can be comfortable in their own skin.
You may find some of Daniel Lyszt , the dark journalist interesting.
Niz bee dop! Zim rak-ka-ka peeezoos. 👽
(Oh you foolish earthling! We’re going to have to kill you now.)
Thanks Google Translate!!!
Suspicious Cat be thinking: “Does she write her own material?”
She has people for that menial task.
Lots of people.
Last one lasted four months I believe.
Is any of that gunna be on the pop quiz on Friday, Teacher?
I come before you, to stand behind you,to tell you something, I know nothing about.
Your her speech writer aren’t you? I knew it was you.
Yep…found her…
You’re hired!
We much must
😂
Looks like youtube is throttling this vid.
When you’ve seen truth and it does’nt make sense, this is what you sound like. Only a birdbrain could be the vice president of a fake president and not even care.
she isnt good at staying on the word she just finished.
The only thing at which she excels has nothing to do with public speaking nor writing.
Her excellence in even that regard is dubious, for she is utterly hideous.
Well she does have oratory skills of some kind me thinks .
Did she say
“Buy plastic & duck tape”,
or was that what her hand- jive said?
SC is thinking, did she learn those hand gestures from Barack?
its power and authority mixed with incompetence.
thats what it looks like – pure confidence, plus forced to be out there speaking with authority – mixed with zero skills.
Its abandoning a MERIT based system, and replacing it with woke box checking.
Abandoning merit and elevating anti-virtue.
…granholm…
America is Determined to be a Warrior in the Fight Against Climate Change…that Granholm…Jennifer….
Is the Joebama regime purposely making her spout idiocy? Is Nanzi behind this, so that when Joey gets canned they can bypass the Ho and go straight to Nanzi to take the reigns?
Could be.
Yeah, cause Nanzi is SOooo much better at public speaking, and hervhand gestures are very,..natural?/S
Sundance posited long ago that she is Biden’s insurance policy.
Frying pan is bad, fire worse.
Perhaps performances like this should be viewed as a reflection of the confidence Team Zero has in their primary puppet’s standing; she could be out to make herself even more an unthinkable alternative.
Then again, this could be her staff taking revenge for her abusiveness.
Who listens to these speeches? Journalists?
the show of the puppet government must go on.
“Deep Thoughts” by Jack Handey on SNL were deeper than this utter nonsense.
Donald Trump is ‘on his way to becoming the next president’
17 hours ago
https://www.skynews.com.au/world-news/united-states/donald-trump-is-on-his-way-to-becoming-the-next-president/video/183dc873886473fabaad2ca98747bc6f
Young 9 year olds at SPACE CAMP know more about outer space than this airhead.
What was that?
That poor cat! Kamala is a cruelty to animals arrest waiting to happen.
She took one to many bonks on the back of the head under Willy’s desk.
Who coached her on the ridiculous hand gestures?
She’s been doing this a lot lately and it’s SO CONTRIVED, SO REHEARSED LOOKING.
It just makes her look even MORE FAKE that she previously was…. if that’s even possible.
And of course I was using hand gestures just now so you would FULLY GRASP THE PROFOUNDNESS of what I was saying!!!
Jennifer Granholm…watch her and tell me I’m wrong…
Seriously…watch some of Granholms drivel…it really is funny the nonsense coming out if the mouth of a person in a Cabinet position of the obiden admin…
Grand-homie is one of the few people who make me want to punch them in the face.
But she’s off limits. Pretty sure she’s a protected species with those huge, floppy ears.
Some kind of rare human/elephant cross breed.
She has this mannerism where she nods her head up and down after saying something particularly vacuous. Sort of as if she is trying to get consensus from her audience even though she doesn’t understand what she just said. Hillary does that a lot when speaking to a crowd. The difference is that Hillary is evil but Kam is just stupid.
She does that as a way of getting agreement on crap that doesn’t make sense.
Even she doesn’t know what she’s saying.
Thus the emphatic gestures
I think they put these idiots in front of the camera to draw attention away from the administrative troops doing the REAL damage…one exception being Alejandro Mayorkas…
Watch video with sound on mute. Now isn’t that better. Fixed it for you. You’re welcome..
I can not imagine her “winning” ANY court case, as a prosecutor. Hercwhole record MUST have been plea bargains, cause she would be a defence attorneys dream come true.
I want to see the signer. Does she have a signer? We need an interpreter.
Her signer is still in traction from her previous speaking engagement.
The always non inspirational and still illegitimate vice president, spewing nonsensicle bs that only she and other like minded imbeciles can understand.
A Philosopher Poet she is not. The empty headed platitudes would not even work on a Slam poetry night at a Berkley Ratskeller.
Her nasally inanity hurts my sinuses.
We must all remember that the vocal ‘fry’ Valley Speak of vacuous teens was born in California 50 years ago. We now have this Wokespeak from our our California imposter VP.
Harris was only in CA until she was 12. She then moved to Canada, where her mother was a researcher at McGill Uni.
“Having the courage to speak about what is obsolete…”
How about your boss and your career for starters?
Methinks the “Deep Space” is between her ears. All in her head, so to speak. 😄
She graduated from law school and passed the bar.
Explains a lot.
BTW
Did Kamala, Schiff, and Swalwell all graduate from the same law school by any chance?
Well they lower the standards for POC in Medical schools, am sure Law schools are the same. https://www.city-journal.org/the-corruption-of-medicine
Her brain is syphilis-ridden
Beto called an audience member a motherF****r last week
They DONT CARE ABOUT US.
AT ALL
Actually, that wascthe first intelligible, clearcand articulate thing Beto has ever said.
EVERYBODY knew EXACTLY what he meant.
let me translate that: “the US space program will move forward. we’re going to fund it”.
Yep.
We are going to fund it and they are going to profit.
Socialize the debt…
Privatize the profit.
They’re cueing up the next “Con”.
What do you understand of physics?
It is better than the movie Being There with Peter Sellers.
Deep thoughts.
This poster on YouTube may have figured it out:
I feel like her speech writer is trolling her
Reminds me a bit of the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who would lie awake at night wondering if dog is reel…
Sounds like she found some old school Mexican commercial stupid weed…$10 for a five finger bag…possibly creeping weed…hard to recall/s
Oh I found the writer, it’s Jack Handy.
Here’s a compilation of Kackalas best horse laughs
Lethal Cringe.
So they ever read these speeches before they show up on the teleprompter
why don;t they say. WTH is this crap I won’t say that.
That would require an attribute in which she is most lacking; dignity.
As she speaks the same deep administrative state is working to end her and Brandon’s career. So, both of them and PDJT have this in common.
Kamalala in La-La-land
When they came in, they noticed the VP is usually the headcof the American Space effort, and thought
“Karmala will be PERFECT, cause she is spaced out, ALL the time!”
if I had happened to see that elsewhere I would have shouted an expletive and then said WTF is she saying
with the preface from Sundance I am consoled down to murmuring “dumbass Beach”
thanks for saving my blood pressure SD 😉
LOL
She is an idiot surrounded by idiots who write nothing but idiocy
“I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul”
Our lib relatives made fun of Sara Palin saying she was so dumb. They no longer speak to us due to us being unvaxxed…I’d love to know how they justify this mess. I stifle a cackle that would rival Kamala’s.
If you ever need any space, there’s plenty of it in Harris’ head.
Hard Vacuum, starring VeepThroat.
Political speech has sure gone down hill the last 60 years:
noting: speech writers were tasked with writing a speech that would “fit” into the general character of kamala Harris.
Can’t write a speech TOO specific and authentic. That would actually cause and raise serious eyebrows. it would be like asking alfred E newman to use words and turn of phrases and tenor that doesn’t fit the personalty.
so, it’s DUMB ON PURPOSE.
you keep it at the dumb level, because anything above and beyond that means for certain, she would blow it terribly.
her “writers” realize how awful this prepared speech IS, but it far better than the alternative which would be to CHALLENGE Kamala to actually OWN some authenticity, which she of course can never achieve.
so they intentionally go with dumb and aloof. It’s the best they can do with this person.
jmho
Plausible.
“advanced stupidity”.
how to manage stupid people.
You know that has to be taught somewhere.
they all took the course. It was a requisite for the position.
Interview scenario
HR: so you realize that you are going to be responsible for writing speeches for people who are not very bright and some who are complete bullshitters? What past experience can you share that shows you are prepared to operate in this environment?
speech writer: I watched the entire west wing series in one sitting. I am also a professional alcoholic and I regularly hit the hash pipe to gain the kind of blind courage necessary to deal with insanely idiotic people.
HR: writes down notes: assign this one to harris pronto.
I heard her public speeches now require extra personal because too many people are walking out &
hurling themselves in front of buses, trucks, whatever is heavy enough to do the job. It’s a bad look.
Liberals eat this shit up.