First things first. If there ever was an actual “insurrection”, a couple hundred patriots with axe handles would easily crush these out-of-shape DC riot goons dressed like teenage ninja turtles. Just sayin’… Although, to be fair, a few of the groups did look like they just raided the costume surplus from the last Batman movie.
Today, the feds planted undercover operatives all over the DC mall in an effort to manipulate the crowd and set-up another “insurrection narrative.” However, in a hilarious turn of events no one showed up to play. As a result, there were more media looking for stories than actual protestors, and the DC riot police looked like knuckleheads on a scavenger hunt for Easter eggs. Dummies.
Amid the over-the-top nonsense, the DC police did notice a suspicious man dressed in Antifa garb wearing a concealed firearm. However, when they moved in to question him, the doofus had to admit he was an undercover federal agent and showed his badge. That’s when things really got funny because the cops, now with a case of the sads, had to pretend like they were arresting him in order to retain appearances. It was all caught on camera. WATCH:
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Apparently, according to the Twitter, this is what happens when you throw an entrapment party and no one shows up.
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I know it might be hard to believe, but it does get funnier than the Spaceballs extras video-taped above.
FBI Briefing instructions: “Look normal, as close to “cookout party dads” as possible. Pick up your Kohl’s gift cards at the desk on your way out. High socks preferred for optics. Remember boys, be invisible!” “Alex, you take point on this one.” “Got it!” “Hey guys, lets all look the same, so that way we will look like everybody else”…
Government issued Ray-Ban’s… √
Squared away haircuts…. √
Black socks…. √
Govt approved wristwatches… √
Inability to blend in, and look totally stupid…. √
Wait what… why did that guy just say we look like “prouder boys”?
The low turn out is more than likely because President Trump warned people to stay away; that it was a set up.
These federal idiots are to stupid to realize they themselves are the only people they’re fooling. If any of them had any dignity at all, they’d be embarrassed. That last picture of them make them appear as though they all play for the same team sexually
Bet Nanzi is drinking tonight, she was counting on this going bad.
No, shes getting heckled in England. LOL.
They told her she’s not welcome there and the whole world knows Trump won.
“Hello, fellow protestors!”
If they were really federal agents they would be decent humans and wear face masks like Supreme Leader requires of all his followers. Oh wait, they’re club members. My bad.
At least two guys in the picture are giving the picture taker, the evil eye.
That would be the FBI STINK EYE!
Or one of Comey’s patented “HARD STARES”!!!
No, that’s their boy band pose for publicity shots. They do it instinctively any time they see a camera.
BLUE STEEL
The second one from the left has pointed ears. He does look pissed off.
Someone must have hollered, “Hey, it’s Agent Spock…”
You knew that because they’re all “printing” and look like they’re well fed, and have the confidence of a steady income. … If not, please explain and the haircuts because if you’re looking for trouble every one knows that you want your hair short and …
Off to the cook-out at Fire Island – too funny.
There was hundreds of peaceful protesters, maybe more than that.
Were you one of them?
Ah yes the much vaunted rank and file trying to incite “insurrection ” only we know this tactic now.
He is not the only one… I got an email from Sydney Powell first and she said not to attend. I could see both sides of the issue. I am wondering if some place outside of DC would be a better place…. a Patriot friendly state…. I am sure people would come if they felt they were in friendly territory..I am rather disappointed in Trump regarding this situation…he has done nothing said nothing to help these political prisoners.
Ok Fed.
So you think I am a fed? Ok…you are a moron..ok.. and probably a fed.
Now boys, no need to fall for the Alinsky Feint. I’m sure you are both outstanding people. Hopefully neither of you were the ones out standing….in the field of feds.
I see what I did there…
How can you ever hold a meaningful protest again, when these dorks will continually show up to act like the idiots they think we are?
The days of peaceful protests are over.
What can Trump do? He doesn’t exactly carry a lot of weight in DC these days…
He carries weight with his supporters.
Yeah, embroil yourself in controversy and get railroaded into jail OR hold your fire and get back into the White House.
The best endorsement for President Trump is that he doesn’t carry a lot of weight in DC.
They’re going to be there no matter where. Trick is for everybody to be on the same page and not take the bait.
Guy starts pushing, shoving, being violent, everybody stand back, pull out your phones/cameras/video cameras, start filming and point and start shouting “AGITATOR!” at the top of your lungs.
Watch how fast he slithers off.
Do you really think he’s said nothing or do you think the media refuses to pick it up? He says it all the time.
I think he probably has a whisperer or two left in various places within the establishment who keep him informed. Although almost ever single person in DC is on the money tract, not everyone can be. There must be a few left who still believe in America.
Leadership vacuum in the US. This makes that clear. We are soooo disorganized.
Our potential leaders could have/should have used today:
God bless him but deSantis needed to be talking about this set-up in DC today to ambush conservatives but he’s talking about monoclonals . Important, but not on message.
Trump should be tweeting like crazy today(or however he communicates these days) about the riot police and capitol fences and agents provocateurs lying in wait to snare innocent Americans.
Our propaganda victory could have been much more massive and the enemy could have been greatly more humiliated and ridiculed.
Who’s gonna step into the breach?
Meanwhile Biden’s at his beach house while Rome burns.
Hope his beach house burns
He is with Ford-Blasely’s Rehoboth “Beach Friends” trying to plot their next sinister scheme.
Could some one get Piglosi’s input on this?
She’s in the UK getting booed by the peasants while trying to get her kickbacks from US aid.
laughing – “no” she’s busy in the UK being told by protesters to go back to “Epstein’s Island”!
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Nancy Pelosi was greeted by Patriots yelling “go back to Epstein Island” and “Trump won”, as she visited the North of England.
Better than what she gets in USA….crickets here.
And President Trump and we deplorables clear,
yes, another fake – phoney and fraudulant joebama – obama 3rd term failure!!
Awwww, poor glowies. Gotcher badges in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ????
Glowfest was a bust. ???
All these fruits were missing from their pathetic costumes were rainbow flag patches on their shirts
Wonder how much their little larp cost the taxpsyers…
That would be a fun FOIA.
Look at the fresh haircut on the loser in the middle with lame shoes…hasn’t even been out in the sun. He blends in like a sore thumb.
And that guy forgot to change his black socks when he took off his suit & tie.
The Starwar riot gear outfits are hilarious!
It’s total Spaceballs dorkwear.
Most of those fat pasty slob desk jockeys look like they could barely touch their toes, let alone run a few hundred meters or knock out 30 push-ups.
Rest assured though they’re all enrolled in the federal Thrift Savings Plan, getting their benefits, and have that warrior path to their 20 years in the system strategically planned. Suck up do as little as possible game that annual performance review.
Blech
“We have met the enemy, and he is us.”
It took me a minute to analyze what my gut was telling me. They stick out as plants because they are dressed like 6 year olds. Like the same mom outfitted them at “Gap Kids.” Grown men do not dress like first graders.
“Grown men do not dress like first graders.”
Gay chorus members visiting DC?
Come to New England…
Hahahaha….so true!!
My first thot too. I don’t know any maga men that look like that. Obviously they’re out of touch.
I’m so glad grown men don’t dress like 6 year olds….???
We most certainly don’t.
Goodbye Mr. Anderson..
That is the sound of inevitability.
AP: Judge: Prosecutors Can’t Show Rittenhouse Link to Proud Boys | Newsmax.com
“A judge ruled Friday that prosecutors can’t argue that a man who shot three people during a protest against police brutality in Wisconsin is affiliated with the Proud Boys or that he beat up a woman months before the shootings, bolstering his position as he prepares for a politically charged trial. Kyle Rittenhouse is set to stand trial beginning Nov. 1 on multiple counts, including homicide. The 18-year-old argues he opened fire in self-defense after the men attacked him. Prosecutors signaled that they plan to show infrared video from an FBI surveillance plane that proves Rittenhouse chased down the first man he shot.”
Forget all the lies, smears and distortions about Rittenhouse.
“infrared video from an FBI surveillance plane”???
Yet there were almost no Federal arrests that summer.
That explains why the rioters and their Soros-vans full of gear were able to move from state to state to state with impunity:
Last summer’s riots were a joint FBI/ANTIFA Operation, just like the Reichstag Capitol-Op!
How did that surveillance plane work out in Kabul where they incinerated 7 children?
TGL: Good catch. But, but, I thought reports of circling government planes in various places were all conspiracy theories.
Nancy always makes a cameo in her directed movies….. You may recognize her hands as having nailed Jesus to the Cross
Did the metrosexual group all shave their legs?
I believe they use Nair
LOL
“Who wears short shorts?!”
Great!!! Even better now that I remember it
was the jingle from a “Nair commercial!”
Give Thankful some more upvotes.
Reno 911?
Bicycle boys emphasis on bi.
Praise God! Our brothers and sisters didn’t buy into it. And those that went were peaceful and didn’t get burned.
Glorious!
Bwahahaha! Couldn’t ask for better comedy!
Fed Dork World
Pathetic-I’m sure there’s a future Andy McCabe in that group.
or Kevin Mc CARTHY …hmmmmmm
oh the memes…i’m laughing way harder than i should be…
Dwayne: I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure there is no maximum recommended daily limit for laughing. So, I say: ‘Go for it’
It would be great if someone knows them and DOXXES them.
I bet this was a distraction for what’s happening at the southern border. We are being overrun with very bad people. If South/Central American countries aren’t bad enough there are a ton of Haitians just walking right in. Crime is going to explode and it’s not going to happen in the politicians neighborhoods.
We need to stop being fixated on DC (Federal Level), which can’t be changed directly. Focus on your Local, County, and State levels. Unless those are regained where they need to be, we will never regain the Federal. Sorry, there is no quick fix. It took the Communists over a 100 years, starting from the bottom and working their way up. To regain the Republic, we have to do the same, and it will not happen overnight.
So right, Junker Georg!
Local, local, local. The Republic is restored county by county.
Yes, not overnight, but I certainly see it happening where I am in supposedly blue Colorado!
The low spark of dumbed down boys.
Yeah, they’ll put their high heels on after the show….
Traffic and Steve Winwood……some of the best.
I personally loved Winwood’s work with Jimi on Electric Ladyland……
But its back to the Shuuuuuuoooow! And now we have the FIB performing…..Bad Boys Bad Boys….and failing miserably.
Plainclothes operations are risky, even for experienced officers who know what they are doing.
But this was a disaster waiting to happen. Apparently no coordination at all.
Probably same intel analyst that led the drone attack on innocents in Afghanistan.
emet: “no coordination at all”
au contraire. The shorts, the shirts, the haircuts, the Ray-Bans, the watches, the socks… C’mon man.
Fabulous!
Don’t forget the ‘High Karate’ aftershave!
Ha!
One statement from the Real President Trump was all it took to send that setup down the crapper.Seriously if some foreign country had a sub 12 miles off the coast and launched a missile destroying D.C. would any of us here give two shits ?
Hell, it’d be hard for me to muster up one shit for those cock suckers but I’ll throw in some puke and a pisser for extra credit.
Storm troopers only show up for opponents of the evil empire.
They would drop after 10 minutes in the Texas heat wearing ninja turtles outfit.
Then please send them, pretty please!
The water bottles are a nice touch…
Just in case they get thirsty while beating-down unarmed American citizens…..
Just for expressing their discontent with this phony administration and
while exercising their constitutional right to free speech….
I was wondering what idiots distribute water bottles to keep the undercover agents hydrated?
It’s safer then having a gasoline party, like
the beginning of “Zoolander”. They kinda
look like they’re auditioning for the sequel, though.
That would mean our government was actually doing what is delineated in the Constitution.
Notice the sides of the neck are exposed. Groin exposed. Chinstrap doubles as pull strap. Spray paint those shields. When spray painted shield goes up you know what to do.
cool, cant wait till the movie comes out.
It would have been hilarious if a bunch of protestors came out dressed in Patriot football uniforms and huddled right in front of the main riot cop line as a referee spotted the ball right in front of them and they broke the huddle and lined up opposite the cops while the QB called signals and had a wide receiver go in motion.. and then run a play fake running back off tackle on the right then pass deep to the open WR!!!
Maybe this was a setup to catch the Feds dressing up as Pantifa since most of the people who attended were media
White sunglasses should have been a dead giveaway, boys.
All the black Raybans had been taken by the fibies.
Monty Python.
Welcome to the latest installment of an FBI fuster cluck.
Must be frustrating to not being able to collect more bodies for the American Gulag.
American Gulag – Documenting government overreach following the Jan. 6 capitol protest
Looks like Government issued Gay-bans.
Gay-mandatorys
Given the heat and humidity in DC today, I’m surprised the police, dressed in their riot gear, didn’t faint. I watched the video of them leaving the rally and many of them looked “spent”.
It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to…
~Senile yet still in denial San Fran Nan
How long till these 6 “protesters” are interviewed on CNN? Defending their actions as reason and justifiable? It is to laugh!!
Rallies need to be announced at least once a month, to get the attention of the Swamp police, then no one show up. Make these Commies look like fools.
After several months, make sure everyone knows to show up, that it is a legitimate rally.
Keep throwing the enemy off guard.
There’s no problem with Trump rallies. So there’s that.
Love it! Let’s do it every week, so we can get to the end of this faster.
Let’s share the wealth and boost different local economies. We could schedule protests in various locales. FIB gaydars show up, goon squad shows up. Local hotels and services get some of the FIB treasury.
No MAGA show up. 😀
The ninjas looked scared sh!tless!
Are their shorts oddly tight. The cook-out dads I see don’t where their pants that tight – just saying. Plus they seem to be missing the dad bodies I see at back to school night.
I wonder if the FBI stooges and the DC police actors realize they are being used in the same repugnant manner that the Aussie police are. And that they’ve been made fools of. Over the next week, this is going to get SO MUCH coverage and the ridicule is going to be brutal…I hope. And their reputations as LEOs is going to be shredded into tiny bits…good! They’ll never live this down…even better! I shall really enjoy it all, at their expense. And that is a real life example of schadenfreude.
They gladly accept their place as tools. They are the lick spittle dregs of humanity, dressed in the color of law, foisting upon us their feeble egotistical attempt at being relevant and in charge, and looking to give to our brothers and sisters good.
They were either schoolyard bullies taking the scrawny kid’s lunch money, or the scrawny kid looking to use the color of law to puff up phis ego and beat down some innocent soul to feel good about himself.
And now they have REAL power, and by gosh they’re going to use it! J@ck@sses.
https://gab.com/m/posts/106954912958954675
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – that’s the most perfect description ever!
Thank you!
Well, after the Jan 6 insurrection rebellion thingy, they did get a crap load of money thrown at them and probably told to spend it all on cool defensive kind of stuff. Give the kids the credit card with no limit and watch what they buy. I bet they had some really cool batmobiles somewhere waiting for the call.
End of fiscal year, “use it or loose” it dollars.
The MSM is too busy telling us to wear our face diapers AND get vaxxed.
It’s SCIENCE.
Hey, Screw you…..it was a Bennie……and it only smelled like urine……I think……/Sarc
“Are you a Q-Buffalo Horn, a Pipe-Bomber or a Whitmer Kidnapper?”
Appears to be some kind of a DC cult
One has to wonder if they could run fast enough in their body armor to catch my 74 year old wife?
This proves that the MAGA movement is not as stupid as they think we are. And also shows they have no idea who we actually are. And if they had any real competence they could’ve viewed real rally footage and imitated how to dress for the event. This tells me that without the MSM nothing that happened over the last five years would have lasted more than 30 minutes a piece!
Exactly. 1 Corinthians 1:19 “For it is written: “I will destroy the wisdom of the wise; the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate.””
Good word, exactly so.
We are having a good time ridiculing these buffoons but those poor January 6 protesters are still being held illegally.
The pushback is having some effect. Out of the 600+ Americans arrested and charged for
peaceful assemblytrespassing January 6th only about 50 or so are still in detention. But yes, that is too many and they should all be released at once!Tight fitting shorts… not a MAGA look.
That explains why no one has hands in their pockets. No room. Walk up behind them and yell Trump and guess where their hands would go?
Yep, middle guy shows it best when the photo is zoomed in.
Point well taken……….and I personally know of one on house arrest cuz his ex-gf ratted him out to the FIB!
Without a well coordinated effort, it’s a real cluster* uck. Just ask President Donald J. Trump. He found out the really hard way.
I wasnt at the rally but I wrote my 3rd letters to my two senators and mailed them today. I asked Lankford if getting those guys protections under the constitution was less important than getting the Natl Archives to take the labels off documents.
The riot cops remind me of the cops in The Fifth Element or Heavy Metal.
“a couple hundred patriots with axe handles would easily crush these out-of-shape DC riot goons dressed like teenage ninja turtles. Just sayin’… ”
Sundance
“There’s nothing like a nice piece of hickory.”
Clint Eastwood, in Pale Rider.
A lookup provides the scene….
Any axe handle over 24″ is too long. Requires too much room to swing. Also, the longer something is, the more time it takes to reach the target. Even 24″ can be too long in close quarters unless you choke up on it. But that makes it a bit more cumbersome to wield.
nd the time it takes to swing something that long is, well, long.
I prefer a sand wedge or a six iron.
We knew this would happen…yet….
A couple of interesting facts, not even mentioned by supporters of the 6 January Protestors.
First…every single one of the folks, no matter if Patriot or democrat brown shirt, DEPARTED the Capital Building ON THEIR OWN. That’s right…the protestors were NOT ejected by authorities.
Second…Congress reconvenied in the very same building that was “occupied” by protestors that very SAME evening to validate the 2020 Election.
Third…every protestor went HOME on 7 January.
Fourth…the fence and national Guard did not arrive until 1 month later in force. Heck the alert forces from the Regular Army and National Guard did not appear until after the fact.
Did Nancy order up an Astroturf Insurrection, but someone thought she said Astro-Smurf? Between the Imperial Star-turtles, the Raybandits, and the fake Antifan, could there be anything more fake than this? This contrived beyond farce.
Hey when you are a vodka sotted 81 year old LIAR many things are difficult ……….
It got her fences back up and her personal army outfitted. I think that was the point