First things first. If there ever was an actual “insurrection”, a couple hundred patriots with axe handles would easily crush these out-of-shape DC riot goons dressed like teenage ninja turtles. Just sayin’… Although, to be fair, a few of the groups did look like they just raided the costume surplus from the last Batman movie.
Today, the feds planted undercover operatives all over the DC mall in an effort to manipulate the crowd and set-up another “insurrection narrative.” However, in a hilarious turn of events no one showed up to play. As a result, there were more media looking for stories than actual protestors, and the DC riot police looked like knuckleheads on a scavenger hunt for Easter eggs. Dummies.
Amid the over-the-top nonsense, the DC police did notice a suspicious man dressed in Antifa garb wearing a concealed firearm. However, when they moved in to question him, the doofus had to admit he was an undercover federal agent and showed his badge. That’s when things really got funny because the cops, now with a case of the sads, had to pretend like they were arresting him in order to retain appearances. It was all caught on camera. WATCH:
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Apparently, according to the Twitter, this is what happens when you throw an entrapment party and no one shows up.
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I know it might be hard to believe, but it does get funnier than the Spaceballs extras video-taped above.
FBI Briefing instructions: “Look normal, as close to “cookout party dads” as possible. Pick up your Kohl’s gift cards at the desk on your way out. High socks preferred for optics. Remember boys, be invisible!” “Alex, you take point on this one.” “Got it!” “Hey guys, lets all look the same, so that way we will look like everybody else”…
Government issued Ray-Ban’s… √
Squared away haircuts…. √
Black socks…. √
Govt approved wristwatches… √
Inability to blend in, and look totally stupid…. √
Wait what… why did that guy just say we look like “prouder boys”?
FBI Rally In D.C. Ends Without Incident
C L O W N S !!!!!!
Made me laugh out loud?
Those shorts are going to show up in my nightmares.
I just keep thinking that the Black Knights of the Capitol Police should have long swords to complete the outfit. what a bunch of doofuses.
I think I saw some of those dudes in Game of Thrones.
I think I saw those dudes coming out of Obama’s mansion in Kalorama at 3 AM
The Capitol Police look like major doofus’s. Hilarious
No kidding. Shorts with “cuffs.”
Haven’t seen them since the 80’s
Excuse me, sir, it’s even worse than you present. Those are frigging JORTS!
I Lol’d as the kids say. My daughter wore some just like that in 1985.
Reminds me of Marisa Tomei in the movie “My Cousin Vinny” giving her best line in her Oscar winning performance: “Oh, and you blend.”
Last photo is absolutely hilarious! No man-buns or tails. No tattoos. No piercings. No beer guts. No Jack boots. No bib overalls. No facial hair. No Trump paraphernalia. But pretending to “blend in” with the insurrectionists?
Only thing missing is the sailboat that mummy bought them, that they should be on! (wear a life jacket)!!! LOL
They look like they belong to the Prep Unit on Martha’s Vineyard (See Smirnoff Ice Tea Vodka commercial from 2009… classic. “Iced Tea in the parlor make the ladies hollah”.)
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Perfect hoosiertruthfan!
They will send a thank you note……..in cursive.
Love it.
“Where my WASPS at?!”
LMAO. Those boys are definitely NOT alpha or MAGA males. Between them and the big fat Ninja Turtles I can’t stop laughing.
A bunch of soy boys.
So true “gramadeb50”.
I was watching all of these videos and thinking so this is the big bad government that we are afraid of.
Fat cops in ninja turtle pretend out fits running around in such bad physical shape they are going to pass out.
A handful of some kind of soy boy agents from some alphabet government agency, and they look like they have no idea what they are doing.
Really, THESE ae the people we are afraid of.
How do those guys go to the bathroom?
sitting down
Sitting down I’m sure.
The are in diapers
They hold hands and follow the leader.
Sorry. None of this is funny to me.
Not funny to me either. Too bad they can’t dress like that in Portland. Those creeps were throwing bricks at them recently. Anifa should be in PRISON.
Agreed. Certainly don’t want anyone walking into a trap needlessly, and the government is beclowning itself amidst a very real threat to the republic… but there are political prisoners rotting in prison and the fascist government thinks this is how to fix it – by scaring everyone away from trying to exercise their rights and show some support for them.
And by and large, we are accepting it.
I can’t wait until we finally have had enough, because the time for memes is past. its time for the f*ing guillotines.
Thats how funny i think it is.
It is not funny that we have a criminal FBI. However, that they have made themselves laughing stocks should help take them down a few notches, deservedly so.
Saul Alinsky.
We need to ridicule them. They can’t stand it.
Those cops really do look like turtles..
Is Mitch in there?
Hero’s in a half shell….
Ninja’s..how pathetic
Good one
This should be an embarrassment to the deep State…..BUT ITS NOT. And we should do something about it, like disbanding them.
But we won’t. And, they know they have now accomplished their goal; there will be no more large, organised protests by America Firsters, in d.c. or anywhere else.
On Jan 6th, they sent the message. Today we responded “message recieved”.
Which is WHY “F*CK JOE BIDEN!” is being shouted, SPONTANEOUSLY and without pre-planning or organisation, at football stadiums.
Which is what OPPRESSED people do, to express their displeasure with their govt, when they fear the govt responce.
In Iran,at night people would yell out “F*ck the ayatolla!”
The Velver revolution took off at soccer matches,with crowds in the tens of thousands, cause “they can’t arrest ALL of us!”
A mixed bag, over all.
LOL funniest thing I’ve read in awhile. I needed a good laugh.
May all FBI members rot eternally in hell. Period.
Did the taxpayers pay these goons overtime for today?
It’s in the next appropriation bill
Merica fook yes. Cucks in D.C. Americans have more important sh!t to do.
In the search for morons, they found themselves….
C L O W N S !!!!!
Rolled up shorts….
NOPE.
And not a useable cargo pocket among all of’em…..
“Yeah, a few more years and I’ll be out, as soon as I get my U of Phoenix MBA. Yeah, me too ROTC & Accounting. Can’t wait to be a NAT at Quantico.”
Quantico Pool Party… mm mm mmm… don’t mind if I do…
Freaking Clown Show.
Hahahahaha.
Oh, there’s more where that came from… and by that I mean: The Clowns running our Dumpster Fire Government.
Overfed Batman 1 in glasses holding the seized ID wallet of the undercover ‘Antifa’. Looks like a standard black FBI issue ?
Goon #2 looks gay and is upset that he just found out he cannot have sex with the fake Antifa guy.
Yep, that’s not an arrest. It’s (very) close protection.
Yep, if it had been a MAGA supporter they would have thrown his butt on the ground and slapped hand cuffs on him immediately just for being there.
Would love to see Hunter Bribem’s face photo-shopped under that helmet also!
OMG! I looked at goon #2, and he looks EXACTLY like the
guy who was drawing a gun on Elian Gonzalez. Been years
since I saw the picture, but that’s what I thought of right away,
and seeing the guy’s face. Anyone else?
That Black Tee and Semi-Balaclava ain’t well-used, that’s fer sure. Looks like he pulled it out of a gym bag while sitting in the sedan up the street.
Hey is that Pete Strzok? The crew Cut looks familiar
Hard to say…if his squeeze Lisa was next to him then…confirmed…
The white sunglasses stand out…….as if it’s intentional. Like it’s a deliberate identifier or something.
The “antifa” guy is not antifa compared to any I’ve actually seen previously in photos. Enlarge it. He clearly works out. You don’t get traps like that without working out. I’ve not seen muscular, in shape antifa guys. I did see a rather hysterical video of one cranking out a whopping seven (7) push-ups once…
Nope. The “antifa” ploy did not work………but it does look like it was attempted.
The best antifa training video by infiltrators (I think Crowder),was a antifa boss girl leading a pre-riot meet up in a public park practicing “kicking”an imaginary foe in front of them…..and after 3 kicks, several were already winded and had to gasp for breath.
He clearly works out. You don’t get traps like that without working out.
“Traps like that” You must be joking.
He’s not a giant, but in the context of “antifa”, he’s more in shape.
Ever see any semblance of traps on an antifa dude?
I wish I could find that video of the antifa guy dropping down in front of his rather larrrrrrrge allegedly female “leader” and doing all seven (7) push-ups. Man alive that was funny!
Hold up, found it.
https://mobile.twitter.com/mrandyngo/status/1406137122831179776?lang=en
Stormtroopers. The force is not with them.
The Antifa must have failed on his saving throw and rolled a 2. Or else he could have used his Pixie Dust magic powder +2 to entrance the riot paladin (armor class 3, 18 Hit Points) so as to ask him out on a date.
The cop on the left….his strict diet consists of 4 main food groups: sprinkles, frosted, powdered, and chocolate.
They honestly do not know how stupid they are. They just have authority apparently rational human beings are not allowed to have in our country.
Glorious!
FlashBack:
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Answer:
I want to be a DC Riot Police dressed up as a NinjaTurtle SpongeBob SquarePants StormTrooper ‘who saves the day’
arresting other uncover DC Riot Police dressed up as NinjaTurtle Spongebob SquarePants StormTroopers!
and the jokes continue to write themselves!
Brilliant!
BTW WE ARE WINNING! TRUMP IS COMING BACK YA’LL!
GOD ALWAYS WINS!
LOL it’s a GOON PARTY!
These guys might as well have worn their badges. Epic Fail!! Fresh out of the FBI school no doubt.
I can’t get past the feds tight rolled up jeans shorts
My sisters rolled their jean shorts up in the 70s, so maybe it’s coming back
For guys?! Oh dear 🙂
Showing off their tight a**es.
Head Storm Stuper says: “gimme a ‘diamond’ this way”.
Mmkay, Sgt. Tubby… one “diamond this way” comin’ right up…
Like he’s Leonidas
I heard “gimme a donut.”
Bah! I was trying to come up with a “donut” line… but you nailed it.
Just to ensure that the ‘turtles’ are comfortable the next rally should be scheduled on the hottest day possible with old style theater lighting set up ‘to make sure the surveillance videos capture everything’. Also the next rally should be scheduled as an FBI ‘costume party’ with everyone dressing as their favorite FBI agent. That ought to drive the undercover guys crazy trying to decide what to wear.
How about blue jackets with FIB stenciled on them?
That is hilarious! There would be a massive crowd! Then everyone should break out in a mob dance 🙂
Why are the DC police dressed like storm troopers? Ridiculous.
They needed yearbook photos.
Optics. Literally.
Ninja Turtles and a boy band – nice family day out then.
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You just won the internet.
Ya. I really did LOL. ??
His balls look swollen from a recent vax..
OMG!
Is the guy behind them with the jock strap on and nothng else also FBI? Or maybe not jockstrap; bikini jockey underwear with tissues stuffed in? What is it?
That’s Hunter Biden. Lol
Dont know what that tape stuff is.
At first I thought he was wearing a disposable adult diaper.
But did not want to look again to make sure.
Hunter Biden.
“That” is Hunter Biden, in a picture from his own laptop.
Where’s Hunter?
You found him.
He’s a new agent and didn’t get the memo. Likely training for next Trump rally.
roflmao-isn’t that Hunter tryin to crash another party ;D
Always plenty of crack around those FBI guys
That will go down in CTH history
Right up there with the Les Deplorables artwork by Keln
thank YOU, Sundance!
my hopes materialized and you described the scene too beautifully – plus:
“Apparently, according to the Twitter, this is what happens when you throw an entrapment party and no one shows up.”
Only a FBI agent would wear black socks with athletic shoes
A CIA agent would wear tassels loafers & no socks
If you are going to a rally to cause trouble you need your steel toe, worn out work boots. Not your barbecue party clothes.
Officer Dingle. Again, setting the standard.
Those are some of the supposed 99% decent agents. No they are part of the 99% crooked agents. If George Lucas had been there he could have made Star Wars Invade Washington.
Were black socks with shorts EVER fashionable?
Desk jockey wearing hi rise black socks with brown shoes… and pale skin.
I noticed that too Everybody Knows TRUMP WON.
No matter how much a guy works out and gets the plumped up muscle look he does not look healthy or strong if he looks like he live indoors all the time and gets the muscles from machines.
There is just something fake and pansy like from these guys who never go outside to do anything.
All of their living is indoors under electric lights.
They look sickly.
Only for out-of-touch bozos
Right?! “Gee, as Mr. Prep Style, how can I make myself look more lower class. I bet if I wear my black synthetic socks with my “Up” sneakers…”
Let’s down a couple White Claws after this.
I hear there is going to be a ward barbeque afterwards. Lots of chicken and Jell-O.
Oh wow Timmy you hit that nail right on the head.
My husband has shirt tail LDS family and I thought to myself that this looks like a bunch of elders at a Mormon ward party of some kind.
They all dress alike, cut their hair alike and just some how manage to be clones of each other.
But I did not think any one here would get the joke thanks for the laugh.
Jello, casseroles and lots of frosted cakes still in the pan set out on a table.
And all of the women some how managing to dress and look the same as well as the men.
You might a well be at an Amish get together.
The Amish dress alike on purpose though, I have been to their party’s.
The Mormon ones have always baffled me as to how do these people signal what to wear and how to fix the hair and what kind of food to bring so that every one is all the same.
The same the same the same the same.
Weird.
The FBI is known to recruit Mormons.?
To quote Fiorentino in Men in Black “Not much of a disguise”. A black t-shirt does not an Antifa make. Especially with the haircut, shades, and mannerisms.
gay hockey pants
norm mcdonald
Term limits people…
LMAO.
Out: Proud Boys.
In: Prouder Soy Boys.
Does FBI stand for Fag Boys Incorporated?
That’s exactly what they look like. Are we supposed to fear them? Fat chance.
All these ridiculous comments about what people were wearing, what the Police were dressed in but we were there to protest our people who were put in jail in JANUARY for no reason. That is the big issue. I am embarrassed at all these comments.
Want to do something. Buy a fishing rod.
Everyone here is fighting back against the fact that MAGA people were put in jail for no reason. But the tactic here is to employ “ridicule.” It is one of the Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals.
RULE 5: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” There is no defense. It’s irrational. It’s infuriating. It also works as a key pressure point to force the enemy into concessions.
Ridicule is devastating, and it’s something the other side doesn’t do very well because they take themselves too seriously.
So true Komrade.
And it does not mean that we are not fighting back.
We do not always like to advertise everything we do on the internet for very good reasons.
There are reasons why no one showed up today to this “rally” which the fat ninja cops were hoping to arrest people and do some damage.
And the pitiful gay pride FBI guys were also bewildered as to what happened to their wonderful plans to arrest so many MAGAs.
Now we are having a nice long laugh at their expense.
Lighten up! There’s nothing lately to bring a smile, let alone a real Laugh Out Loud.
In this case, this is hysterical ?????? and we’re having a bit of fun, instigated by our brilliant and witty Sundance.
Dont like it? Go rain on someone else’s parade!
The event may have been initially planned as some kind of MAGA rally. But, Patriots realized that the FBI and Capitol police would try and turn it into a more sinister event, a “False Flag,” so that they can arrest MAGA protesters and label them as “Domestic Terrorists.” Fortunately, everyone was warned not to go to the event, and even President Trump advised MAGA people not to go.
Sundance alluded to this in the article:
Today, the feds planted undercover operatives all over the DC mall in an effort to manipulate the crowd and set-up another “insurrection narrative.” However, in a hilarious turn of events no one showed up to play. As a result, there were more media looking for stories than actual protestors, and the DC riot police looked like knuckleheads on a scavenger hunt for Easter eggs. Dummies.
https://lookaheadamerica.org/rally
LAA had a great rally today, a lot of real patriots were there and standing up for political prisoners in DC corrections. Matt hired private security to kick out any trouble-makers and patriots had a great time today. There’s more rallies planned, please check out LAA and consider becoming a volunteer!
Don’t listen to the black-pilled doomers in these comments. They want to focus on a photo-op of feds so that they can cry “glowie!” from the comfort of a computer chair. This nation will not be saved by cowards, we have a right to peacefully assemble and associate with other patriots, and support Justice for J6.
Gateway Pundit should be ashamed for fear-mongering and trashing this rally, we had a lot of volunteers work hard to put Justice for J6 together and they don’t deserve to be exploited by a cheap rag fishing for headlines.
I can think of very few places that take what happened to our political prisoners on J6 as seriously as this site.
That said, a rally in DC is pretty much a guaranteed invitation for the “undercover” feds to show up along with their goon squad cohorts.
I care about my fellow patriots too much to send them to such an event. Why give our opposition more hostages? I mean prisoners.
If you think a rally in DC will do anything to rectify the horror of what they did and are doing to the J6 prisoners, all I can humbly say is that you are dangerously wrong.
Justice will not come from DC. DC is allergic to justice. DC works tirelessly to circumvent justice. DC works tirelessly to rob us of our freedom and our rights.
You simply can’t fix what is broken by playing by their rules on their playground with their “peacekeepers”.
I’m thankful no further hostages were taken though they didn’t round up everybody on day one of the last event.
They were exploited by the feds to set up a bunch of MAGA people with a false narrative of violence.
The people on the right are exploiting the Feds failure theater for laughs.
Come-on, man. You know that.
We weren’t there.
Actually, this is brilliant. They have made fools of themselves and the whole world is laughing at them and at the ridiculous Joe Biden.
This laughter is more effective in destroying them than anything else we could do. The F B I will never be taken seriously again. The USGovernment has become a laughing stock.
In all your righteousness it is you who do not “get” what is going and why the comments you ridicule.
Have mercy. They must have patterned themselves after revenge of the nerds. Good grief. Cuffed blue Jean shorts. ?
We can ALL help, dear Treepers, by contacting our representatives and tell them to do the right thing for these Jan 6 incarcerated Americans in Washington jail. They have been denied fair trials and legal council. Restore our faith in U.S. leaders ability to govern. That’s their job. Go back home & get to work. We want a report. etc. etc..
…..Find your politicans here: https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members/current
We pray to God for our country’s liberty and justice for all.
And, any of you guys that wear cut-off jeans with the cuffs turned up, Burn Them.
O man give me a break! This was total setup
They are all wearing the same sunglasses! Haha. If their shorts were a little shorter length they’d be retro 70’s fashion.
The douchenozzles in the last pic remind me of Trading Places.
Zeta Chi, Zeta Chi, Zeta Chi my friend
‘Neath the elms we sing our tones
We’re brothers to the end
Muffy in a bathroom stall,
Margaret by the lake.
Susan down in Whitley Hall,
Constance on the make.
Constance Fry, Constance Fry,
Anytime you call,
Constance will fulfill your needs,
Winter, spring, or fall.
President Trump, as well as several others, called it correctly when he and they said to avoid the protest. It was, as predicted, a set up.
I’m sure Pelosi et al are besides themselves that their plan failed spectacularly.
I may have to watch Sundays snooze coverage of this. Will probably get next to zero coverage which will be weird since they hyped it so much.
Just as funny is the big FU Texas DPS gave to Biden as well.
Well played Texas, well played.
Need follow up what happen next. They desperate for a photo op.
Spin that tale!
A blind person, without a seeing eye dog, could have pointed out, the best of the fed’s undercover agents. They were that obvious.
I hope the 4chan crew go to work on this pic and id the bois
These people are F*#king ridiculous and are so transparent a blind person could see who and what they are.
I’m sorry but this is hilarious! “Spaceballs” ?