They love making subtle things like that happen. I think the selection of the 25th is no coincidence.
Seriously, does anyone here think Biden is in charge? Does anyone think Harris will step in as President after they create a “fail show” of Biden? And who will be the new Vice President?
To me, that’s the real question. Some think HRC.
1Veritas
March 16, 2021 10:37 pm
Here is my question: Does President Biden know, w/o the benefit of a teleprompter what day this is?
Nine days to format the questions and script the answers.
And what a nice coincidence: within hours of the announcement “we” now have “gun violence” by “incel white nationalists” front and center in the news cycle again.
And the hubris helps to pull it off – for each and every fan dance show.
Missouri Mule
March 16, 2021 10:43 pm
DE USA CQD SOS CQD
Stolen from one of the (well more than one) Titanic’s distress calls. Just substitute MGY (call sign) for USA
Last edited 3 years ago by Missouri Mule
Nathan
March 16, 2021 10:44 pm
Assuming it will be like the debate. Biden will know every question he’ll be getting and who is asking it, and he’ll have the answers reading on his teleprompter and cue cards.
He’ll also have an earpiece and his staff will be feeding him their prewritten responses to the questions they received two weeks prior. Belt and suspenders.
Where I went to Middle School if you knew the questions before the the test it was called cheating, which this Administration seems to be very good at, as well as lying.
Indeed. I would add that when I was in Jr High (back in the day b4 Middle School became the first politically correct term on the way to school tyranny) the cheating led to a trip to the Principals Office, which resulted in a call to your mother (who was, generally speaking, at home trying to manage a few unruly toddlers instead of at work trying to manage say, a few low wage, disgruntled Indian contract workers who had taken jobs from disgruntled white libtards with mountains of debt and degrees in Womens Studies…but I digress). The call to your mother was followed by the perp walk to see “The Coach,” who proceeded to give you a lecture about the value of honesty. Coach’s lecture was then followed by the only free will choice you had that day, which of the 5 paddles that hung on his wall did you want him to use for your ‘swats.’ It was a tough choice. The ones with holes generated more velocity, but were smaller. The ones without holes traveled slower, but contacted more surface area. Three swats with whatever choice you made. And if it was your third trip to see coach in a semester there was no choice, you got The Monster. Or you could choose The Monster out of the gate and only get one swat. All orchestrated and performed in front of whatever gym class happened to be in session. Woe to you if it was a girls gym class. Do they even have those anymore? But I digress again. I perp walked a few times during my two years in Jr High. But never for the same offense. So from that perspective it was a pretty effective deterrent. It made football practice pretty tough for a couple days, no sissy penalties for ‘targeting’ back then and your sore ass had a big target on it. And then the slow trudge home (no sissy busses back then) to the inevitable come to Jesus meeting with your dad. Where you got the same lecture about honesty that you’d had from Coach a few hours before. And then out to the garage where the carefully selected and hand trimmed willow ‘switch’ was stored, and the routine was always the same. “Son, I really don’t have to tell you that this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.” And a couple more battle scars were added to your slready sore butt. Then back in the house for dinner, where the unruly toddlers could not stop giggling, prompting you to tell em not to get so cocky cause their time was coming. And then, with dinner over (if you were lucky they would let you skip the mandatory 30 minute sit rule and allow you to stand up throughout) dad would say “Son, I’ve got some office work to do, and you probably have homework, but how about we flip on the floods and go shoot some baskets before we tackle that stuff.”
And at that moment all was once again right with the world.
I think Sleepy Joe missed some of those kind of lessons. His claim is that his father called him “Champ.” Maybe he did. If he is truthful on that point (which given his track record is highly dubious) the has has, I would argue, lived up to his billing. He is a Champ, of fraud, deceit, lies, evil, corruption and probably much worse, if the truth be known.
And he is the President of the Untied States. Not my President. Likely not the President of anyone in the Rebel Alliance. But still the President.
What a country. I am embarrassed to be an American.
I am dating myself, but for you youngsters, “Yes” there were paddles on the (in my case) the Vice Principal’s Office. All on the wall AND…….. I was in a New York, Long Island School!
My how times have changed!
Has any other modern President actually used a teleprompter at a press conference? Why would a legitimate press allow it. . . oh yeah, forgot, it’s a democrat and an illegitimate one just like the press.
As far as I know, there are modern day presidents who have used the teleprompter when delivering the “speech part” of a press conference, but known that used during the question and answer part of the ‘press conference’.
Maybe they will roll out the New Normal AI robotic Obiden Made in China. They appear to be getting pretty good with real looking flesh. Scary technology happening in China.
Republicans go from winning the White House and both branches of Congress in 2016 then on the heels of the best President in history,
beat economy, best stock market and best job market throw all three away to a tribe of Bolshevik Democrats whose only platform is more crime, more illegal immigrants and more poverty. How can anyone explain that???
That’s not difficult to explain. Obama and all his billionaire buds worked out all the bugs from their 2016 cheat scam election they were sure would land Hilldbeast in the White House. Along with the MSM spreading lies for four years, FBI, DOJ, CIA and most other government agencies clearly weaponized to damage every aspect of the Trump administration all they had to do was generate a few (or several) million fraudulent votes and they were home free. And they will have everything set up by November 2022 so that no way in hell Republicans take back anything. Only way out of this now is gonna be really ugly and most folks still don’t think it can happen here. Wake up folks, unless you get rid of all the voting machines, mail-in voting, extended voting and all the other Democrat schemes we have no more chance of voting our way out of this than Venezuela did.
Wake up folks, unless you get rid of all the voting machines, mail-in voting, extended voting and all the other Democrat schemes we have no more chance of voting our way out of this than Venezuela did.
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Yeah, it’s astounding how few comments point that out. Instead, they go on and on about 2022 or 2024 or building a new party, etc, while ignoring the elephant Dominion/Smartmatic.
If the Republicans actually cared about “we the people” they would be all over the theft of our election and doing something about it. They don’t…and they are not.
Photo op that occurred down at the border with these imbeciles was vomit inducing. They have no shame.
All of them – both wings, elected, appointed, and hirelings – swore a blood oath to rid themselves of President Donald J. Trump. We all know the reasons why.
This is far worse than the harsh reality that they don’t give a damn about “we the people”.
They don’t give a damn about “we the people”, or the U.S. Constitution, or the Republic.
Maybe God can forgive Mitch & Co., & Co., and Co., but my heart is too small to turn the other cheek.
The written responses I am receiving from PA General Assembly members is, sorry, too late – cannot do anything about it for 2022. So be a good girl, gurl, gyrl, lemming, sit down, and shut up.
Because the BIG BIG MONEY does not care about the middle class and wants – and has wanted – The Great Reset (which will only benefit them). They are moving heaven and earth to turns us into their subjects. Useful idiots and uniformed sheeple assist them.
“In the next century nations as we know it will be obsolete.
All states will recognize a single global authority.
National sovereignty wasn’t such a great idea after all ” — Strobe Talbot , Clinton’s Deputy Sec. Of State ; Time , July 1992
NPR. ABC. CNN. MSNBC. Google. MSN. Facebook. Twitter. NBC. CBS. FOX Radio. Every last one of the people working at those organizations hates America and is gleefully putting their talents to work in service of bringing it down. No money is necessary. Do not follow the money. Follow the hate.
There was no money for them in the kind of honest, anti-China governance Trump was offering them. They had to get rid of him, and if that meant temporarily sacrificing both the house and senate, they were fine with that.
Picture a beautiful expensive sports car stopped by carjackers in ‘the hood’. After forcing the owner out, the ‘homies’ discover it’s a stick shift and don’t know how drive it. Obiden!
CoHoBo
March 16, 2021 10:51 pm
Joe will speak with the president and circle back to you.
You really get to see how out of touch with normal Americans. These people are so conceited, arrogant and ego inflicted they think the average American will not see through their bullsh*t.
I guess it will take that long to receive the questions, have the JoeBama stooges select and formulate answers that the decrepit usurper to the rightful occupant can answer. Then he will have to practice, practice, practice. If he cannot pull it off, than snippets will have to be digitally spliced together to make it appear to be one uninterrupted presser. I don’t know how long it will take the HollyWeird techs to pull that off,.
All the press that’s allowed in will play along with all the takes it will ‘take’ for old Joe to get his answers ‘right’. President Trump, this country misses you LIKE MAD!
It takes 10 days to green screen and photoshop, Potatus in a mask, they can make him say anything they want. Check this out from today…watch the hands on the microphones; somebody got sloppy with their layers:
Reporter: "Do you have any plans to travel to the southern border?"
Right at the beginning – a part of his hand is over part of the microphone from our [camera’s] view, when the microphone should have always covered the usurper’s avatar.
I didn’t see it at first but when you go frame by frame, it is so obvious that something really strange is going on! This whole damn thing is too strange to logically explain. We must appear weaker to other countries than ever before in our history which is saying much considering what a phony Obama was. If it weren’t for a coordinated global establishment directorate, we would be easily attacked in a situation such as this. Thankfully, they need us more than we need them at the moment or we would be watching our “leaders” on their knees begging for mercy.
It wasn’t done overnight; it took three plus decades. Americans in DC helped the Communists by being narrowly focused on their own greed and financial gain. So the Soviets and the CCP had studied our motivations for 80 years and figured out how to slowly seduce the right people.
Antonio Gramsci had the vision and the strategy. He’s the brilliant one. China and the globalists are the beneficiaries of Gramsci’s plan.
Genie
March 16, 2021 11:11 pm
…and tomorrow Psaki will announce that the White House is “calling a lid” on all Biden activities until March 25. On that day, he will come out of his hole, see his shadow, and announce 6 more weeks of no press conferences.
Can something legitimately be called a Press Conference where all the questions are known and selected in advance for a Zombie to regurgitate the answers from a teleprompter?
Keep in mind…Greg Kelly has a great sense of humor.
p'odwats
March 16, 2021 11:41 pm
Wanna bet there will some convenient technical “glitch” that will cut the press conference short! Frankly, this whole thing will be taped ahead of time and show “live”.
I’ve noticed that in each of these “presentations” the evermore presence of the sign language person or “signer” off to the right of the main screen. Couple of questions come to mind; 1) How do you stutter in sign language, and 2) Is it any less mentally painful for those whom are hearing impaired to sit through the “speech.”
offcoursenation
March 16, 2021 11:45 pm
“Joe Biden regains self-awareness” the highly scripted science fiction movie.
Plan Joe From Outer Space
Invasion Of The Freedom Snatchers
Abbot & Costello Meet The President
Satire possibilities are endless
Fangdog
March 16, 2021 11:50 pm
Why bother with a Biden Press Conference?
What is Biden going to say we don’t already know?
regitiger
March 16, 2021 11:53 pm
five questions:
who’s on first?
imbecile says what?
if you have 5 pudding pops in the refrigerator, and you get one before each nap each day, how many more do you have to buy before 3 pm so you don’t have to go without?
do you recognize your own handwriting ?
do they make you do things? blink out S-O-S if you want to be rescued.
Hah ! Good luck with that Lil Joey ! Scheduled for the Feast of the Annunciation of the Holy Virgin Mary . Immaculate Heart of Mary , pray for us !
Contempt
March 17, 2021 12:02 am
Yes of course I will watch it. Unless it’s taped then I’ll watch it later. These cheaters have no clue how they heartlessly insult me, not to mention my nation. Twenty-four karat contempt for the democommies. (Anyone think this will even happen??)
Maggiemoowho
March 17, 2021 12:04 am
I would ask him when President Obama is going to speak , just to try and confuse the old fart.?
regitiger
March 17, 2021 12:08 am
About the only positive thing I can think of about this?
Donna Brazile is sitting somewhere in a brothel tossing back dollar vodkas, scratching her still unhealthy tramp stamp grumbling about the good ole’ days when real reporters had real jobs.
That’s a point that the GOP should openly be calling him out on.
GOP leaders should be publicly mocking him for refusing to do a SOTU address and claim that it’s because he is cognitively unable to do it.
Imagine the pressure it would put on the administration if every GOP member of congress got in front of a camera or microphone and called Biden too cognitively impaired to deliver a SOTU address.
trapper
March 17, 2021 12:10 am
So, the reporters must submit their questions for beforehand for approval and the answers will be written beforehand, then at the “press conference” (wink wink) the reporters with approved questions will ask them live and Old Joe will deliver his prepared answers? Is that the way this will work?
But, but, how do they keep from being sandbagged? What if a reporter submits a “what has been your favorite day so far?” type softball question beforehand, gets it approved, then live asks something like “How many covid-positive illegal aliens has your administration shipped across the country since you took office, and will you take responsibility for any spike that results from this?”
“C’mon, man! I’ll take you out back and punch you in the nose.”
It’s a great idea in theory – if only we had a working press corps! Unfortunately we know they will only select questions submitted by reporters that are “on their team” and who will ask the pre-approved question for which an answer will be put up onto the screen in front of Joe as soon as they stand up to speak. They would never allow an opportunity for someone to actually throw Ol’ Joe a curveball!!
Lev Bronstein
March 17, 2021 12:16 am
Who needs ten days notice for a presser?…
It takes that long get the questions approved and the answers loaded into his teleprompter. They just hope he calls on the reporters in the right order.
jus wundrin
March 17, 2021 12:19 am
Popcorn ordered! ?????????????
Perhaps we should all send @gregkellyCCP questions to ask the cognitive challenged one.
Roger Thornhill
March 17, 2021 12:19 am
“Please submit your questions and we’ll let you know if your question has been approved”
Why bother? They should just stop it all. No press briefings , no pressers, no politicians spouting off…..nothing. Just do everything in the dark and quit poking me in the eye. Surprise me with everything. I know what they are doing to me, quit advertising it
I feel so disappointed!
They scheduled it for the day AFTER my birthday!
hahaha…mine too!
Jen looks like she needs more Vagisil.
I read the headline on this story too quickly and I honestly thought it said “Joe Biden announces press conference regarding 25th Amendment”….
That’ll be next.
They love making subtle things like that happen. I think the selection of the 25th is no coincidence.
Seriously, does anyone here think Biden is in charge? Does anyone think Harris will step in as President after they create a “fail show” of Biden? And who will be the new Vice President?
To me, that’s the real question. Some think HRC.
Here is my question: Does President Biden know, w/o the benefit of a teleprompter what day this is?
– We the people press
Well, he’s not good with teleprompters, either… so good luck with that.
They need 10 days to get the questions and perfect the hollowgram response technology.
With Obama we got the empty chair.
With Biden we got the empty head.
Fake President!
POTATUS Maximus.
The Pretendent. Gross.
I’ll see your bet and raise you two Cuomo nipple piercings.
Oohhhh BERT! Now there’s a visual. Ew ew ew!
Nine days to format the questions and script the answers.
And what a nice coincidence: within hours of the announcement “we” now have “gun violence” by “incel white nationalists” front and center in the news cycle again.
Timing his drugs is becoming more crucial and laborious each public staging. Eventually, he won’t bounce back, and he’ll have to go.
Jill must be a real pip of a human being.
Every person who has delt with Dementia in their family KNOWS this is ELDER ABUSE.
I wonder if Jill has even bothered with changing the Curtains in The White House Bedroom?
Surely she knows they can’t go the distance.
Countdown to Mayday
The 100 day mark.
Forward comradeski
Think of the gall it takes to do this to us with a straight face.
Keep in mind…Greg Kelly has a great sense of humor.
They are long standing deceivers, well practiced in political theater, and accomplished professional liars.
They can do this in their sleep.
Winner, winner chicken dinner… yes they can.
And the hubris helps to pull it off – for each and every fan dance show.
DE USA CQD SOS CQD
Stolen from one of the (well more than one) Titanic’s distress calls. Just substitute MGY (call sign) for USA
Assuming it will be like the debate. Biden will know every question he’ll be getting and who is asking it, and he’ll have the answers reading on his teleprompter and cue cards.
Likely he will still manage to find some way to flub it.
He’ll also have an earpiece and his staff will be feeding him their prewritten responses to the questions they received two weeks prior. Belt and suspenders.
Eye piece eye piece totalitarian control.
And the media will praise him for days on how well he answered every question.
An eejit is pretending to be our President.
I’d like to see the questions that get rejected.
“Salute the Marine”.
MOAB.
Dynamite comment. Excellent!
I am becoming a yuuuge Raheem fan. ☺️
Raheem’s awesome.
RE: the Greg Kelly Tweet…
That’s not a Press Conference… back in Middle School we called that a “quiz”. Different animal.
Where I went to Middle School if you knew the questions before the the test it was called cheating, which this Administration seems to be very good at, as well as lying.
It’s an open-booker with the crew we got now. And Old Man Joe still has to study for it.
Indeed. I would add that when I was in Jr High (back in the day b4 Middle School became the first politically correct term on the way to school tyranny) the cheating led to a trip to the Principals Office, which resulted in a call to your mother (who was, generally speaking, at home trying to manage a few unruly toddlers instead of at work trying to manage say, a few low wage, disgruntled Indian contract workers who had taken jobs from disgruntled white libtards with mountains of debt and degrees in Womens Studies…but I digress). The call to your mother was followed by the perp walk to see “The Coach,” who proceeded to give you a lecture about the value of honesty. Coach’s lecture was then followed by the only free will choice you had that day, which of the 5 paddles that hung on his wall did you want him to use for your ‘swats.’ It was a tough choice. The ones with holes generated more velocity, but were smaller. The ones without holes traveled slower, but contacted more surface area. Three swats with whatever choice you made. And if it was your third trip to see coach in a semester there was no choice, you got The Monster. Or you could choose The Monster out of the gate and only get one swat. All orchestrated and performed in front of whatever gym class happened to be in session. Woe to you if it was a girls gym class. Do they even have those anymore? But I digress again. I perp walked a few times during my two years in Jr High. But never for the same offense. So from that perspective it was a pretty effective deterrent. It made football practice pretty tough for a couple days, no sissy penalties for ‘targeting’ back then and your sore ass had a big target on it. And then the slow trudge home (no sissy busses back then) to the inevitable come to Jesus meeting with your dad. Where you got the same lecture about honesty that you’d had from Coach a few hours before. And then out to the garage where the carefully selected and hand trimmed willow ‘switch’ was stored, and the routine was always the same. “Son, I really don’t have to tell you that this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.” And a couple more battle scars were added to your slready sore butt. Then back in the house for dinner, where the unruly toddlers could not stop giggling, prompting you to tell em not to get so cocky cause their time was coming. And then, with dinner over (if you were lucky they would let you skip the mandatory 30 minute sit rule and allow you to stand up throughout) dad would say “Son, I’ve got some office work to do, and you probably have homework, but how about we flip on the floods and go shoot some baskets before we tackle that stuff.”
And at that moment all was once again right with the world.
I think Sleepy Joe missed some of those kind of lessons. His claim is that his father called him “Champ.” Maybe he did. If he is truthful on that point (which given his track record is highly dubious) the has has, I would argue, lived up to his billing. He is a Champ, of fraud, deceit, lies, evil, corruption and probably much worse, if the truth be known.
And he is the President of the Untied States. Not my President. Likely not the President of anyone in the Rebel Alliance. But still the President.
What a country. I am embarrassed to be an American.
I am dating myself, but for you youngsters, “Yes” there were paddles on the (in my case) the Vice Principal’s Office. All on the wall AND…….. I was in a New York, Long Island School!
My how times have changed!
It’s also the way school students are um, managed now, said the retired teacher.
They could just turn the teleprompter around face it towards us, and let us read it, instead of listening to Obiden struggling
Has any other modern President actually used a teleprompter at a press conference? Why would a legitimate press allow it. . . oh yeah, forgot, it’s a democrat and an illegitimate one just like the press.
As far as I know, there are modern day presidents who have used the teleprompter when delivering the “speech part” of a press conference, but known that used during the question and answer part of the ‘press conference’.
Maybe they will roll out the New Normal AI robotic Obiden Made in China. They appear to be getting pretty good with real looking flesh. Scary technology happening in China.
Maybe DR Jill will answer them for him.
Excellent suggestion!
Or… OR… Biden’s handlers could just answer the questions in an email response directly back to the reporters.
Or we could just skip the whole thing… which, at this rate, is effectively what we’re gonna get… a big, fat “WTF was that?”.
Truimmermashinalprashar!!
Republicans go from winning the White House and both branches of Congress in 2016 then on the heels of the best President in history,
beat economy, best stock market and best job market throw all three away to a tribe of Bolshevik Democrats whose only platform is more crime, more illegal immigrants and more poverty. How can anyone explain that???
Somebody is making big $$$ and it is not you or me.
Rigged vote counting machines. Inotherwords, fraudulent elections for those in Rio Linda.
Ask Mitch……he’s the enlarged phallus behind the whole thing.
We have to make sure history is not kind to that big swamp dweller.
yep
That’s not difficult to explain. Obama and all his billionaire buds worked out all the bugs from their 2016 cheat scam election they were sure would land Hilldbeast in the White House. Along with the MSM spreading lies for four years, FBI, DOJ, CIA and most other government agencies clearly weaponized to damage every aspect of the Trump administration all they had to do was generate a few (or several) million fraudulent votes and they were home free. And they will have everything set up by November 2022 so that no way in hell Republicans take back anything. Only way out of this now is gonna be really ugly and most folks still don’t think it can happen here. Wake up folks, unless you get rid of all the voting machines, mail-in voting, extended voting and all the other Democrat schemes we have no more chance of voting our way out of this than Venezuela did.
Wake up folks, unless you get rid of all the voting machines, mail-in voting, extended voting and all the other Democrat schemes we have no more chance of voting our way out of this than Venezuela did.
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Yeah, it’s astounding how few comments point that out. Instead, they go on and on about 2022 or 2024 or building a new party, etc, while ignoring the elephant Dominion/Smartmatic.
If the Republicans actually cared about “we the people” they would be all over the theft of our election and doing something about it. They don’t…and they are not.
Photo op that occurred down at the border with these imbeciles was vomit inducing. They have no shame.
All of them – both wings, elected, appointed, and hirelings – swore a blood oath to rid themselves of President Donald J. Trump. We all know the reasons why.
This is far worse than the harsh reality that they don’t give a damn about “we the people”.
They don’t give a damn about “we the people”, or the U.S. Constitution, or the Republic.
Maybe God can forgive Mitch & Co., & Co., and Co., but my heart is too small to turn the other cheek.
LIKE @ Boots’ remarks. ALL TRUE.
The written responses I am receiving from PA General Assembly members is, sorry, too late – cannot do anything about it for 2022. So be a good
girl,gurl,gyrl, lemming, sit down, and shut up.UniParty & TDS.
Stolen power from we the people. The well planned Color Revolution Coup. That’s the only explanation I can point to.
Because the BIG BIG MONEY does not care about the middle class and wants – and has wanted – The Great Reset (which will only benefit them). They are moving heaven and earth to turns us into their subjects. Useful idiots and uniformed sheeple assist them.
“In the next century nations as we know it will be obsolete.
All states will recognize a single global authority.
National sovereignty wasn’t such a great idea after all ” — Strobe Talbot , Clinton’s Deputy Sec. Of State ; Time , July 1992
I don’t want none of that there Kool-aide.
NPR. ABC. CNN. MSNBC. Google. MSN. Facebook. Twitter. NBC. CBS. FOX Radio. Every last one of the people working at those organizations hates America and is gleefully putting their talents to work in service of bringing it down. No money is necessary. Do not follow the money. Follow the hate.
There was no money for them in the kind of honest, anti-China governance Trump was offering them. They had to get rid of him, and if that meant temporarily sacrificing both the house and senate, they were fine with that.
If they thought the power shift was temporary, they are far more stupid than we’d ever even imagined.
Picture a beautiful expensive sports car stopped by carjackers in ‘the hood’. After forcing the owner out, the ‘homies’ discover it’s a stick shift and don’t know how drive it. Obiden!
Joe will speak with the president and circle back to you.
Joe will speak with the president and get lost mentally walking in circles.
Clearing my calendar.
Not.
Oh brother, that’s not a press conference that’s what we call a performance, a play, a skit – where all the lines have been prewritten and memorized….
One of the biggest problems is the propaganda media has to approve any questions so dementia can practice. Or any President for that matter.
Could you imagine Joe Biden doing a “Chopper Presser”?
Fixodent?
… are the best pressers!
Why yes, and I can also imagine pigs flying past my window!
Why yes I can, with the press holding up sign boards with both the question and answer…….off camera!
“Please submit questions”…so we can prepare the answers for President Joe.
You really get to see how out of touch with normal Americans. These people are so conceited, arrogant and ego inflicted they think the average American will not see through their bullsh*t.
I don’t believe they’ve given much more than a passing thought to what the average American see or glean out of their bovine manure.
The Ruling Class doesn’t give a rats arse what we think, just what they’ll do to those who don’t comply.
What she meant to say was just, “please submit.”
“ten days notice”
I guess it will take that long to receive the questions, have the JoeBama stooges select and formulate answers that the decrepit usurper to the rightful occupant can answer. Then he will have to practice, practice, practice. If he cannot pull it off, than snippets will have to be digitally spliced together to make it appear to be one uninterrupted presser. I don’t know how long it will take the HollyWeird techs to pull that off,.
All the press that’s allowed in will play along with all the takes it will ‘take’ for old Joe to get his answers ‘right’. President Trump, this country misses you LIKE MAD!
It takes 10 days to green screen and photoshop, Potatus in a mask, they can make him say anything they want. Check this out from today…watch the hands on the microphones; somebody got sloppy with their layers:
YES!
Right at the beginning – a part of his hand is over part of the microphone from our [camera’s] view, when the microphone should have always covered the usurper’s avatar.
I didn’t see it at first but when you go frame by frame, it is so obvious that something really strange is going on! This whole damn thing is too strange to logically explain. We must appear weaker to other countries than ever before in our history which is saying much considering what a phony Obama was. If it weren’t for a coordinated global establishment directorate, we would be easily attacked in a situation such as this. Thankfully, they need us more than we need them at the moment or we would be watching our “leaders” on their knees begging for mercy.
Digusting!
Absolutely incredible! Everything about this administration is fake.
That’s interesting!
Visual effects have come a long way since the days of the fake moon landing.
Or use the Biden/double robot, easier than getting the real human shell who pretends he’s President.
Has to be a leftoid softball competition.
Joe’s minders get to choose who asks what.
Will there be a subversive non-marxist in the gallery?
Salute the Marines. At that outfit over there. Run by that guy.
More BS.
We’re not a serious country.
How can China not act?
THIS IS their masterpiece…
truly one has to respect the sheer audacity…
to bring a world power to its very knees in submission..
how gentle into the night it did go.
It wasn’t done overnight; it took three plus decades. Americans in DC helped the Communists by being narrowly focused on their own greed and financial gain. So the Soviets and the CCP had studied our motivations for 80 years and figured out how to slowly seduce the right people.
Antonio Gramsci had the vision and the strategy. He’s the brilliant one. China and the globalists are the beneficiaries of Gramsci’s plan.
…and tomorrow Psaki will announce that the White House is “calling a lid” on all Biden activities until March 25. On that day, he will come out of his hole, see his shadow, and announce 6 more weeks of no press conferences.
He will announce 6 more weeks of mask wearing…..
Approved questions?
Absolutely incredible that there is no outcry from the press CORPSE.
That sounds more like a presentation.
An actor preparing for his role.
Comedy of Errors … more like a tragedy …
Thanks for the laugh !
His whole family is so dysfunctional, it’s a real tragedy.
And what woman, I mean Dr. Biden, would stay in that situation, blinded by love or money ? !
Sadly, she’s his enabler/handler. Do some research on Dr. Biden; quite the evil one.
………..blinded by love OF money ? !
There, fixed it for ya…..
Power. Corrupt power
Jill Biden is a skank.
Oxiden needs that lead time to further ramp up his adenochrome drip.
Pins and needles here……….
Ha! I’d rather stick needles in my eyes.
God forbid there be any news between now and then, we won’t be able to know what former vice president Biden knows about it.
Lol
Can something legitimately be called a Press Conference where all the questions are known and selected in advance for a Zombie to regurgitate the answers from a teleprompter?
Keep in mind…Greg Kelly has a great sense of humor.
Wanna bet there will some convenient technical “glitch” that will cut the press conference short! Frankly, this whole thing will be taped ahead of time and show “live”.
I’ve noticed that in each of these “presentations” the evermore presence of the sign language person or “signer” off to the right of the main screen. Couple of questions come to mind; 1) How do you stutter in sign language, and 2) Is it any less mentally painful for those whom are hearing impaired to sit through the “speech.”
“Joe Biden regains self-awareness” the highly scripted science fiction movie.
Plan Joe From Outer Space
Invasion Of The Freedom Snatchers
Abbot & Costello Meet The President
Satire possibilities are endless
Why bother with a Biden Press Conference?
What is Biden going to say we don’t already know?
five questions:
who’s on first?
imbecile says what?
if you have 5 pudding pops in the refrigerator, and you get one before each nap each day, how many more do you have to buy before 3 pm so you don’t have to go without?
do you recognize your own handwriting ?
do they make you do things? blink out S-O-S if you want to be rescued.
Did a Nice Black Lady Stock Those Pudding Pops?
Joe Bidemensia,
when is the funeral scheduled?
do you want the gun salute now, or later?
my number one submission:
Joe, when was the last time you felt good about anything?
and no, having a good BM doesn’t count.
we’ve seen you open your mouth…
Hah ! Good luck with that Lil Joey ! Scheduled for the Feast of the Annunciation of the Holy Virgin Mary . Immaculate Heart of Mary , pray for us !
Yes of course I will watch it. Unless it’s taped then I’ll watch it later. These cheaters have no clue how they heartlessly insult me, not to mention my nation. Twenty-four karat contempt for the democommies. (Anyone think this will even happen??)
I would ask him when President Obama is going to speak , just to try and confuse the old fart.?
About the only positive thing I can think of about this?
Donna Brazile is sitting somewhere in a brothel tossing back dollar vodkas, scratching her still unhealthy tramp stamp grumbling about the good ole’ days when real reporters had real jobs.
What?? No State of the Union? C’mon man.
That’s a point that the GOP should openly be calling him out on.
GOP leaders should be publicly mocking him for refusing to do a SOTU address and claim that it’s because he is cognitively unable to do it.
Imagine the pressure it would put on the administration if every GOP member of congress got in front of a camera or microphone and called Biden too cognitively impaired to deliver a SOTU address.
So, the reporters must submit their questions for beforehand for approval and the answers will be written beforehand, then at the “press conference” (wink wink) the reporters with approved questions will ask them live and Old Joe will deliver his prepared answers? Is that the way this will work?
But, but, how do they keep from being sandbagged? What if a reporter submits a “what has been your favorite day so far?” type softball question beforehand, gets it approved, then live asks something like “How many covid-positive illegal aliens has your administration shipped across the country since you took office, and will you take responsibility for any spike that results from this?”
“C’mon, man! I’ll take you out back and punch you in the nose.”
It’s a great idea in theory – if only we had a working press corps! Unfortunately we know they will only select questions submitted by reporters that are “on their team” and who will ask the pre-approved question for which an answer will be put up onto the screen in front of Joe as soon as they stand up to speak. They would never allow an opportunity for someone to actually throw Ol’ Joe a curveball!!
Who needs ten days notice for a presser?…
It takes that long get the questions approved and the answers loaded into his teleprompter. They just hope he calls on the reporters in the right order.
Popcorn ordered! ?????????????
Perhaps we should all send @gregkellyCCP questions to ask the cognitive challenged one.
“Please submit your questions and we’ll let you know if your question has been approved”
All choreographed as a Rudolf Nureyev ballet.
The likelihood of Nureyev stumbling gracelessly was far lower.
Why bother? They should just stop it all. No press briefings , no pressers, no politicians spouting off…..nothing. Just do everything in the dark and quit poking me in the eye. Surprise me with everything. I know what they are doing to me, quit advertising it
I am ready to get off the ride. I need to hurl.
Don’t hold your breath…
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