(SUN UK ) THE nurse who took a prank call from two Australian DJs asking about the pregnant Duchess of Cambridge has been found dead this morning.
Mum-of-two Jacintha Saldanha, 46, is believed to have committed suicide as police are not treating the death as suspicious.
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge issued a statement saying they were “deeply saddened” by the death of Jacintha, described by the hospital as an “excellent nurse” who was “well respected and popular” with colleagues.
A statement from the family of the tragic nurse said they are “deeply saddened by the loss of our beloved Jacintha”. (more…)
Looking for something different than the same old Thanksgiving-themed conversations? We’ve given you a set of four cards, each containing 25 squares…squares describing something that will possibly occur at your Thanksgiving dinner table. Don’t be afraid to shout out a hearty “THANKSGIVING BINGO” as soon as you’ve got 5 in a row. Oh, and don’t try to manipulate the conversations just so you can win….mkay? 😉
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird’s’ mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude.
John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. (more…)
WE ARE EVERYWHERE – I cannot stress enough how much this is super secret. Unbeknownst to President Obama we had a secret camera focused on his laptop during a recent event…..
What did we find? (more…)
Pauley was told to watch the directional run-off trench they dug to divert the pump flow. His job was to insure the velocity of water (approximately 3000 gal/min) did not eat away at the man-made levees directing the water. Got it?……
Just because this week sucked:
Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog – I need to fill his holiday dog feeder as I am leaving for a little while.
I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant?
So because I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. (more…)
Oh the wind is lashing lustily
And the trees are thrashing thrustily
And the leaves are rustling gustily
So it’s rather safe to say…
That it seems it may turn out to be
It feels that it will undoubtedly
It looks like a rather blustery day, today
It sounds that it may turn out to be
Feels that it will undoubtedly
Looks like a rather blustery day today
[Re-Elect Obama] Last night, the Obama campaign was sending email requests into Annapolis, Maryland, for help with phone-banking. The time? 5:30 pm, right when Sandy is supposed to be at its worst there. (more…)
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