In a remarkable series of events, Canadian TV (CTV) is reporting that Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is likely to win the Nobel Prize for Peace, the Time Magazine Person of the Year Award and public veneration by Pope Leo XIV to culminate a year when the European Union is now meeting to decide which capitals will host the monuments and statues.
All of these timed accolades are related to Carney’s spectacular position as the world’s leading opponent to United States President Donald J Trump. No single person has ever won such incredible distinctions in a single year. The Associated Press is now reporting the news:
TORONTO — Mark Carney built a global profile in 2026 by standing up to U.S. President Donald Trump. If some prediction-market traders and prominent admirers are right, the Canadian prime minister could end the year with the Nobel Peace Prize and Time magazine’s Person of the Year.
Carney briefly became the favourite Monday for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize on Kalshi, a U.S.-based prediction market, when traders on the exchange put his chances at 14 per cent. His odds later fell, illustrating the highly speculative nature of the wagering.
There is no public evidence Carney is on the Nobel Committee’s secret shortlist for the prize that will be announced Oct. 9 in Oslo, Norway.
But the buzz about the Canadian leader possibly winning the esteemed peace prize reflects the message that has raised his profile: Middle powers should band together to defend sovereignty as great powers increasingly use economic and military leverage.
Whether that position resonates with the Nobel Committee is impossible to know. One thing is certain, though: the Nobel and Time’s annual award happen to be two honours Trump covets. (read more)
/puke
Well, that confirms it. The award is truly worthless!!!
The Nobel Prize was created by Alfred Nobel because he felt guilty for the pain and anguish his creation wrought.
He didn’t want to be known as a “Merchant of Death” so he created the “Peace Prize”.
The awards for Scienticific Discovery have much more validity, but like all things in the Age of Political Correctness/Preventing Wrong Think, it’s best to always be sceptical, i.e, “Believe the Science”
What we know for certainty, Canada is pissing off it’s biggest Trading Partner who CAN FIND BUSINESS ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE ELSE.
America WILL SURVIVE AND THRIVE. You can be assure that isn’t a given for Canada under the Carny.
But at least Carney will have some hardware to hang off his mantel in New York.
Oh God, make it stop…..
@Remington. Fear not… seriously!
What has really changed on the ground? Nothing.
Canada is still economically screwed by the Carny’s actions.
Him winning a Nobel Prize is akin of the Obola aka Mike Obama’s winning the award for just filling in space.
All the Awards, all the aclaims cannot fundamentally alter the truth. Canada needs the US more than the US needs them.
It’s Pomp and Circumstance signifying NOTHING. And it’s all that the Carny really has.
Please do not use the Lord’s Name in vain. We need Him now more than ever.
Thank you.
All three are truly worthless!
I think we already knew this…
It’s kind of funny to watch the globalists sticking little gold stars on each other, all back-slaps and kudos. They can’t even do that without insisting that Trump wishes he got their gold stars and kudos, too. It’s unreal. Grown men acting like prissy little girls.
“Grown men acting like prissy little girls.”
Where’ve you been? A disproportionate amounts of grown men ARE prissy little girls!
Grown males, true. Grown men, absolutely not.
I thought it was more like prissy little girls playing Hollywood roles of male characters. Shame Carney has no character. No morals. No scruples.
“Grown men acting like prissy little girls.”
Lol, prissy little mean girls prancing around trying to impress each other while trying to win the gold star gaslighting gymnast award. Good grief. <eyes rolling>
Acting?
I broke out laughing when I read Sundance’s headline. The theatre of the absurd.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Another Obama do nothing type award. Nobel Peace Awards will become irrelevant at this rate. It is a joke. They are doing this to make President Trump angry.
Talk tough, do nothing and here you go, here is your Nobel Peace award. A worthless accolade. History will laugh at this.
will become?????
They became irrelevant the minute they gave one to the magical negro.
Well, didn’t Yassar Arafat (spelling?) get one before that?
But, yeah, I remember Zero getting that. Even he didn’t know why.
A-holes awarding the biggest a-hole. Unreal.
Losers awarding losers
“[…] Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is likely to win the Nobel Prize for Peace, the Time Magazine Person of the Year Award and public veneration by Pope Leo XIV […]”
What?!? No mention of the prize he also received inside his box of Cracker Jacks?
I can understand the Nobel Peace Prize. After all, he has already been bestowed with the Order of Th Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder Ring. The Nobel Peace Prize is a bit of a let-down after receiving the sacred ring, but he’s a trouper. I’m sure he won’t let his disappointment show.
How about Dumbass of the Year award ?
That’s reserved for Mojtaba Khamenei
Mark
CarneyCarnage …. what a joke.What will the one world government globalist do when the U.S. Russia and China form a coalition of sovereign nations against there one world government?
Great comment!
Their governments?
WTAF??!? Psych-Op! IC at work!
Satan mustering his servants to prop up another satanic tool circling the drain.
All he needs now is a Taylor Swift endorsement.
OMG. How incredibly stupid to call this an “accomplishment”: “Mark Carney built a global profile in 2026 by standing up to U.S. President Donald Trump.”
Perhaps you missed the sarcasm in our gracious host’s statement.
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4s$#0le
The Nobel Peace Prize is announced on the first Friday of October every year.
The CARNEY GUY has achieved nothing except the downfall of the nation he represents. Floored, I am, and angry also.
Angry because the high majority of Canadian people will admire him even more.
The 2026 Nobel Peace Prize will be announced on Friday, October 9, 2026, at 11:00 CEST at the Norwegian Nobel Institute
TIME Person of the Year will be announced on December 10.
/sarc
Peace Nobelists Yasser Arafat & Barack Obama.
Time Persons Angela Merkel & Greta Thunberg.
Adding the Clown is entirely fitting.
Anything these monsters control – from countries to cultures to credibility – is consumed. Eaten up partly for their own power and profit and partly for pleasure in lies, torment and destruction.
I agree, Carney fits right in with Obama, Merkel and Arafat. I read Time Magazine in the 60’s, not so much for last couple decades. Who still reads Time? bill
What, no Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award?
The Take a Flying F. at a Rolling Doughnut Award would be a better fit.
Vonnegut reader. I like it.
Worthless awards & accolades to polish a turd.
But it’s still a turd.
One cannot polish a turd and contrary to Dim’rat logic, one cannot pick up a turd by the “clean” end.
“Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.”
President Harry S. Truman
Consider who gives these awards. Its nauseating. Carney is a weak empty meat puppet as are other European leaders.
They do exactly what their owners tell them. And that is to incrementally destroy their own history, culture, identity, faith and prosperity. While enriching Goddless China. Predictable and sick.
All the globalist mice uniting to make a Mighty Mouse who can roar lol. Reminds me of Hollywood how they must boost each other’s ego to stay relevant.
‘Dat duzzit.
The World Is Nuts!
No ’bout ‘a doubt it.
“Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is likely to win the Nobel Prize for Peace, the Time Magazine Person of the Year Award and public veneration by Pope Leo XIV… All of these timed accolades are related to Carney’s spectacular position as the world’s leading opponent to United States President Donald J Trump.”
In other news, the Vatican Congregation for the Causes of Saints has moved forward with Carney’s Beatification, Canonization and Sainthood, declaring him to be the Patron Saint of Lost Causes! The ceremony was performed at St. Peter’s Basilica while the World Economic Forum Choir sang, “For he’s a jolly good fellow!”
Add the IQ’s of the two individuals pictured together above and you still won’t come to three digits.
Two flightless birds of a feather leading has-been empires.
Irrational exuberance combined with bad judgment and bad company.
So, Trump negotiated the suspension and peace to 8 conflicts around the world, eliminates the ability of the most hostile actor in the world from possessing a nuke and these F-tards are gonna award this metro-sexual maggot the Nobel Prize for Peace?
It cannot get any more absurd. Can it????
At first blush I thought Sundance was joking. But apparently he is completely serious. If I were President Trump I would hold a mock “very special award” ceremony for ending –what was it- 7 or 8 wars and graciously accept his leg lamp award.
Throw it right back in their faces.
I think Mark Carney is related to James Talarico somehow. Neither is worth, as someone once said, a bucket of warm spit. If that grosses you out, that’s pretty much my idea of both of them. Both want to be somebody grand and neither has a chance or anything worthwhile to offer!
“Dope Leo”
They should include the biggest bitch AWARD . That all carney is, he will destroy the country of Canada and the people will suffer.
When you get a little older you start realizing all of the ‘reporters’ you see quoted everywhere are the kids you went to school with. They’re all morons.
Personally i’m glad they’re gaslighting this, it’ll be all the more funny when he doesn’t win any of them 🙂
Thought we did this in April…?
I heard they’ve re-issued Carney’s 2021 self-narrated recorded book so he can be eligible for a Grammy.
Here is the list of recent Nobel Peace Prize recipients. I am changing the name to the Don Quixote Award
Or No Results Just Feel Good Award
Nobel Peace Prize 2025
Maria Corina Machado
Nobel Peace Prize 2024Nihon Hidankyo
Nobel Peace Prize 2023Narges Mohammadi
Nobel Peace Prize 2022Ales Bialiatski, Memorial and Center for Civil Liberties
Nobel Peace Prize 2021Maria Ressa and Dmitry Muratov
Nobel Peace Prize 2020World Food Programme
Nobel Peace Prize 2019Abiy Ahmed Ali
Nobel Peace Prize 2018Denis Mukwege and Nadia Murad
Nobel Peace Prize 2017International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons
Nobel Peace Prize 2016Juan Manuel Santos
Nobel Peace Prize 2015National Dialogue Quartet
Nobel Peace Prize 2014Kailash Satyarthi and Malala Yousafzai
Nobel Peace Prize 2013Organisation for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons
Nobel Peace Prize 2012European Union
Nobel Peace Prize 2011Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, Leymah Gbowee and Tawakkol Karman
Nobel Peace Prize 2010Liu Xiaobo
Will they award him with the Flying Demise of EU in a few years?
Well, globalist commie wankers take care of their own..
So much for credibility.
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It really means that all those awards are meaningless.
We have seen it before, there is nothing new under the sun. All I know is I admire our president for all his achievements and he is OURS!! We voted him in and he was not installed.
Meet the new pope. Same as the old pope.
“Traders” on Kalshi? “Traders”? You mean GAMBLERS. I’m so sick of the gambling ads. This world is so broken. This stuff shouldn’t be legal.
Massive troll of President Trump….. Obama won the NPP in his first week in office so it’s pretty much been useless for awhile.
I’m thinking they should go all out and make it a ‘twofer’ by awarding him both the Peace and Economic Nobel Prizes!!!
I’m scared.
I feel sick. The lying and pretending seems lethal at this point if you are not part of the Borg.
It has taken 25 years to come to the absolute truth of our existence. Not religiously. But politically, socially and culturally. Well yes, EXACTLY religiously actually.
I see so much death and blood shed when TPTB have lost total control. We live in the most deadly technological era of mankind and if the wrong hand gets in power, the switch will flip and end catastrophically for the non-conformists.
I am at a loss for words about this level of manipulation and brainwashing to control the masses.
He should get an Emmy for best reality show contestant. I’m serious. He is an actor playing his part.
Another obambam award winner.
Do nothing, but get a prize.
LOL. 😂 I find this news hilarious.
Morons rewarding a moron. Meanwhile, his country is likely headed for an economic depression worse than the any in history.
Pencil neck geek.
I really wasn’t aware that there was a Nobel category for Moron of the Year! I knew he was stupid and I knew the Nobel crowd was biased toward radical leftists so I wouldn’t expect anyone of real worth to be nominated nor receive this once prized award.
Carney might be eligible for the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award.