In a remarkable series of events, Canadian TV (CTV) is reporting that Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is likely to win the Nobel Prize for Peace, the Time Magazine Person of the Year Award and public veneration by Pope Leo XIV to culminate a year when the European Union is now meeting to decide which capitals will host the monuments and statues.
All of these timed accolades are related to Carney’s spectacular position as the world’s leading opponent to United States President Donald J Trump. No single person has ever won such incredible distinctions in a single year. The Associated Press is now reporting the news:
TORONTO — Mark Carney built a global profile in 2026 by standing up to U.S. President Donald Trump. If some prediction-market traders and prominent admirers are right, the Canadian prime minister could end the year with the Nobel Peace Prize and Time magazine’s Person of the Year.
Carney briefly became the favourite Monday for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize on Kalshi, a U.S.-based prediction market, when traders on the exchange put his chances at 14 per cent. His odds later fell, illustrating the highly speculative nature of the wagering.
There is no public evidence Carney is on the Nobel Committee’s secret shortlist for the prize that will be announced Oct. 9 in Oslo, Norway.
But the buzz about the Canadian leader possibly winning the esteemed peace prize reflects the message that has raised his profile: Middle powers should band together to defend sovereignty as great powers increasingly use economic and military leverage.
Whether that position resonates with the Nobel Committee is impossible to know. One thing is certain, though: the Nobel and Time’s annual award happen to be two honours Trump covets. (read more)
you betcha! let’s pull out of NATO and let Canada take the lead…
The only benefit of the USA in NATO is that when Europe is left to its own devices the start fighting vicious wars among themselves that spill over to others. The last 3,000 years of history has been Europeans mangling maiming and mutilating one another. That is until NATO.
If Germany takes the lead in NATO after the USA withdraws it won’t be long before they’ll be trying to conquer the world. It’s in their genes.
Not so much anymore. More than 25% of people in Germany have an immigrant background.
It’s really in the migrants blood!
It might be in their genes, but it is hard to do with no manufacturing.
Exactly what has the average Canadian won? If the wish was to make such accolades irrelevant…
Wish granted.
Didn’t Obama already do that?
🤣🤣🤣 and look what a disaster he was for the USA.
These awards have lost most of their relevance in my opinion.
Two turds attached in the same punchbowl Just call it an OBARNEY!
Mark Carney is enslaved by his need for transnational elite approval.
Well this has all the credibility as kamel toe Hairless is smart,Chris Crispy is thin and Hunter Braindead is a energy expert
You left off: “Barack Hussein Obama II is the One,”
This is a feather in the cap of all the so called peaceful Snow Mexicans.
What is now clear is that they ,the militant Snow Mexicans, are sure to get everything they deserve .
Starting with the shaft.
He can arrange for all the Canadian workers who will loose their jobs, due to his ego-driven policies, to be given a personal viewing of his globalist trinkets. I’m sure they’ll be thrilled and feel their sacrifice was worth it.
As Iowahawk said, over a decade ago, the Left gut institutions and make them worthless. The good news is that if this report is true they will have rendered these awards worthless, whilst Red-pilling people at a greater rate than usual as they see the obvious injustice toward the President.
Canada is served up as the sacrificial lamb.
Gets an award for driving Canada into the ground and escaping with his bags packed full of money.
You can rest assured the bags won’t be full of Canadian snow turd money either., given all of Blarny’s money grabbing done mostly down here in the land he claims is doing Kanada wrong.
The only thing to be sure of is that it will be somebody else’s money.
Wow, Carney right up there next to The Venerable Bede
So he is will achieve the Leg Lamb award sweep! lmfao
What a worthless load of manure. Wait I already have that here at the farm. Winning……
Your manure on your farm, most definitely, is Not worthless!
It is worth many times more than what Carney is worth.
There is none so blind as those who cannot see….
Or refuse to see.
Fitting. Meaningless awards for a meaningless person.
Makes perfect sense in our upside-down world of late. Everyone that doesn’t believe in God is going bat-shit crazy. Satanic hate promoted and taught by 40+ years of leftist academia indoctrination, and the Communist lying media is the core cause. Taking God out of Govt and schools is a huge factor as well in my opinion. Good morals and values haven’t been taught in many decades. I would say the 40 and under population is a majority of brainwashed, spoiled rotten, Democrat Sheeple full of hate. Followers not thinkers. MAGA!
Sad if true.
I had to scroll back to the top to make sure this wasn’t the Babylon Bee reporting.
Worthless awards. Was does Time magazine have a circulation of 300
also an Oscar, an Emmy, and a Tony award…
for “Best Performance in a Scripted Reality Show”.
🤣 😂 🤣 😂
A candidate for the antichrist?
Wow. A better example of “Tell the world you’re idiots without telling the world you’re idiots, 101” is hard to imagine.
So in other words these awards are meaningless. First it was the do nothing Obama who won a peace prize after being president for 5 minutes now carney who has done nothing for peace. What a joke.
I would like to nominate Carney for the Lord General Charles Cornwallis Award.
It seems appropriate.
The Nobel Committee has now joined the United Nations and the International Criminal Court as bring equally totally corrupt and useless.
They joined that club long ago.
What was the announcement. I missed it. Thanks.
“The economic giants of Asia”:🤣🤣🤣
“…the European Union is now meeting to decide which capitals will host the monuments and statues…”
LOL Sundance, wouldn’t that be something?
Canadian TV (CTV) starts the rumor and it’s spread by AP as a trial balloon to see if it sticks to the wall.
Will he also receive the “leg lamp” with these “major awards?”
DJT ends a half dozen wars, thwarts Iran’s nuclear ambitions and is virtually the only Western leader who is not stoking the coals of the Russia / Ukraine conflict and he is a piece of excrement.
Carney flushes his country’s economy down the toilet and finances another mansion for Lil’Z and he’s everyone’s friggin’ hero!
This reminds me of when Benito Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for successfully finding the men’s room at the White House. This is a joke; this Nobel business no longer has any meaning, apart from rewarding Globalist a$$holes who hate both their country and citizens.
I’m stealing that!
they fight in headlines knowing people that know will never lean their way anyway.
they fight for the useful idiots, that they feed headlines to continuously like a a single mother that hates the father would speak lies into the child’s mind abusing the power of full control for information.
Liberal globalist passing out rewards for failure.
And the American media quickly parrots the story from coast to coast. Now we’re all supposed to run away from President Trump and vote for Dems in the midterms.
Do they actually believe that will happen?
No. They are trying to find a narrative that will make their next election steal seem plausible. That is all they need to do: create the story followed by their fake polls and fake prizes to support their fake elections.
Fake awards for take people. Fakery personified
This is all nonsense. Not going to happen.
If he wins the Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes too, then we’ll really know something is up…besides elbows…
The EU is like a bunch of small children stacking little rocks into a pile, then voting who has the prettiest pile.
The Nobel Peace Prize has become meaningless, political slop…
Remember 2009?
You win today’s leg lamp award. (credit to another poster reminding us of ACS)
Barf
Carney? Nobel for doing nothing.
What a joke. The Noble prize has become meaningless.
Writing fake history right before our eyes.
“Artificial History” now. 😂
President Trump needs to forget those awards. So many woke folks get them for “nothing” they are meaningless. As those groups became more woke the awards have become worthless. President Trump is better off not being in those groups.
Didn’t Obama get one? Why would you want to follow that?
Lunacy.
Opposite World
He may only end up with one of those
“participation trophies” that they give out to 5 year old.
Babylon Bee headline, right. There was a switch flipped that turned euroturds mind’s to mush or maybe there taking mushrooms. I vote for the later.
A Nobel prize award would be dynamite.
Get tickets to Oprah, everyone gets one.
Hilarious.
Middle Powers are Half-Assed Powers. It’s an absurd term. Sorry for the language.
Globalists like the MAID CANADA GREAT AGAIN program. Something needed to happen to the excess population. Like he said the other day he supports encouraging a futile war with a couple million deaths. Turning your own country into a corrupt third world country is just icing on the cake.
OMG!!!
Kiss A** and receive the most prestigious award.
Betcha Canadian citizens are shaking their heads.
No peace award for you Trump. I wonder if he was even nominated?
No one takes the Nobel Peace Prize seriously anymore. They have made a mockery of the hole thing. It is obviously political, rather then reflecting genuine accomplishments in the area of world peace.
Like the academy awards. A bunch of self-licking lollypops, honoring themselves for their roles contributing to the demise of morality.
Way out beyond the borderland of sanity. Irretrievable.
True. But at the Academy Awards event, we get to see people in ridiculous outfits.
Have you seen some of Germany’s newly elected creatures in their commie districts?
Germany is gone. We should be offering asylum to the decent people of Germany and UK who want out.
Time magazine named Adolf Hitter man of the year in 1938.
All the MSM presstitutes will also be rewarding themselves with prizes for pushing the St. Carn Evil narrative.