In typical U.K political fashion, British Prime Minister Keir Starmer flew to Saudi Arabia to present the optics of participation, when he found out about the Iran ceasefire deal.
Immediately, Starmer, with an apparent mouse in his pocket, heads for the cameras to announce, “well, we’ve just reached this ceasefire.” WATCH (prompted):
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Posted in Big Stupid Government, Iran, media bias, Operation Epic Fury, Uncategorized, United Kingdom (UK) and Great Britain, USA

The British Prime Minister appears to be suffering from an acute case of headupassitis.
TRUE DAT!!!
👍
Since he used the phrase “well we’ve” it’s probably a gerbil or hamster up there.
Both, most likely.
Shaved…
Richard Gere agrees.
Cranio-rectal inversion syndrome…
We call it “cranial rectal inversion” but same same…. hahaha I see Tom beat me to it.
What a great word!! Fair warning… I will be using it often!! Really tough to say but it’s easy enough to write!!
I invented that word about twenty years ago while debating with a Democrat whether another word I invented at that time, leftardology, was a suitable description for their radical leftist ideology. Haha.
Unfortunately, Webster never includes any of my words in their dictionaries.
<Webster never includes any of my words in their dictionaries.>
I may be able to help…
I know a guy there 🙂
They would either need to be in top management, or at least a lexicographer. However, I can’t see the oldest publisher of dictionaries in the United States incorporating such a word into their body of work.
I suppose the urban dictionary is as far as it will get. At least we will have fun with it. In another bit of trivia related to me, while reading all four volumes of the late Norman Geisler’s “Systematic Theology” right as it was being released for sale; I was taken by how strongly Geisler’s argument for “correspondence” as a necessity of conjoining truth with reality was and applied his logic as an exercise on the word liberal for what the Democrat Party’s ideology was morphing into at that time. I chose the already existing phrase “radical leftists” as a replacement for the common vernacular of liberals at that time and began to influence people on the old White House YouTube forum that existed during President Trump’s first term to use the correct term of radical leftists for a demographic that were no longer liberals. Well, President Trump used to read that forum and quickly understood the truthfulness of the position as well as the political benefit in adopting radical leftists as a replacement for the word liberals and that’s how the term entered the public square. :).
Tempora mutantur.
“I know a guy there 🙂”
And here I thought you WERE the guy there!
That’s what I meant! LOL
My invention eventually made its way into the urban dictionary though; however, leftardology still has not.
If you don’t attach a registered-trademark symbol at the end of the word you won’t be getting any royalties.
Lol, that’s OK. I’m not interested in trademarking words I invent that aren’t attached to a business. And also, like Sundance, I’m good with fair use.
A guy I know from Turkey (not Muslim) has a saying “The British are Rubbish”. He has his reasons and they go a long way back in time.
Gallipoli
Winston’s Folly.
what a weasel
EUnuch
Pretty much all brits i have ever met are arrogant azzholes
After kicking their butts twice and then saving their butts several times, one would think they would be more appreciative instead of turning their noses up at us. Bunch of stiff lipped jerks. Let ‘em drown in their misery.
Globalist scum.
Now wait a tic, mate 🤨
I’ll bet Trump verbally hammers his rump.
Hope so too. 🕶️✝️🕶️
By saying they failed in their nato duties and sayonara NATO
And remind him that we did the same to their arrogant King George III,… 250 years ago this 4th of July.
Twist the knife
The guy that relapsed into mental illness and humped the trees on the palace grounds late in his life.
You think he got 1/4 of the welcoming entourage that President Trump did when he went to Saudi Arabia?! Ha, I wonder if the Prince even sent a limo to pick him up at the plane.
I’d laugh if MBS sent a common taxi for him.
Although it would be appropriate … I guess it would be better than a couple of camels.
A RoboTaxi would be much better. There would be no driver for Starmer to bother with.
I am quite sure that Two – Tier Keir did not get this treatment:
Only just started to get viewers. The few on started to hammer him ..
@GabrielNarteyTetteh
5 hours ago
Did he just say we ?
Who’s we?
@carlosyu5763
1 hour ago
“WE JUST REACHED A CEASE FIRE” …. ROTFL
@PageMarker1
30 minutes ago
If it wasn’t for Keir Starmer, there wouldn’t even be an Iranian Ceasefire!!
“British Prime Minister Keir Starmer flew to Saudi Arabia to present the optics of participation….”
I wonder why he didn’t make a presentation while standing on the deck of the British aircraft carrier that’s defending their interests in the Strait of Hormuz? Ohhh…..wait……never mind……
LOL!!! The one that had to head to port for repairs (again!)?
It’s been converted to a floating mosque. 🙂
How about a sinking mosque?
Thought I saw it headed to starboard. /s
I saw that. lol… HMS Dragon, the only working ship in the fleet, breaks down in Cyprus and has to pull in for repairs.
Have they located any of their ships yet?
They had one out to sea and it had to come back immediately, the water system shit to bed.
Sundance showed a British interview of a man, I think it was the head of the Navy and the guy could not even tell the interviewer where the ships were, why there was one in Cyprus or why the fleet had gone down from 23 to 17… Do you think that they thought they would never have to use them because the US would always be there to protect them and do their fighting for them?
I think you’re right. Why have your own when you can use ours and avoid the upkeep that would come with it.
HMS Draggin’ is in port for temporary repairs somewhere in the Eastern Mediterranean, and also to load some barrels of sea biscuits aboard, plus some limes to prevent scurvy in case the crew runs short of vitamin C pills.
Good one!
Where the perjorative “limey” comes from.
“Have they located any of their ships yet?”
Just the ones at the bottom of the North Atlantic………
Would they have played “Rule Britaina” on deck for him?
More likely a rendition of Boots Randolph playing “Yakety Sax”, aka the theme from The Benny Hill Show.
Not a word from Starmer on the despotic Iranian regime.
This guy is just disgusting! Wimpy, weasel, limp wristed toad!
You are too kind to him.
Why the hate toward weasels and toads…? /s 😉
Bozo.
Maybe Bozoid.
I just now coined a term: Bozoid – a Bozo on steroids 🙂
“Bozoid.” I like it.
I like it
Careful, “American” may have a claim on that!
“What you mean ‘we’, white man?”
WTF
Well, you can’t spell ‘fU€K%d Up’ without UK.
That is very clever… U€ Also very true!! People are at the top of their game tonight!!!
What a disgusting waste of space he is.
I’m surprised the citizens haven’t ran him off yet.
Bloviating asshat says, what?
Can’t wait for our friend Katie Hopkins next installment.
The “Gobby One” is going to be brutally honest, as usual. 😊
If you thought the Conservative Party in Britain was useless, the Labour Party has it beat by a mile
“…with an apparent mouse in his pocket…” 🤣😂 Extra Cheetos for you making me laugh.
You mean that actually was a mouse? 😉
Lololol.
That guy needs a dung patty sailed into his noggin
If the ceasefire fails, as islamic “agreements” always do, let’s blame it on Starmer.
Excellent!
But here is what you won’t hear from Starmer and why I’ve mentioned it as well just not like this. Armstrong talks about it too but this explanation is a little more simple to understand, especially for those that might think shutting the Strait of Hormuz was not such a biggie.
https://investinglive.com/commodities/oil-price-plunge-nah-oil-buyers-pay-150-as-physical-crude-tightness-defies-ceasefire-20260408/
“None of our business,” says Starmer.
To his private secretary (sotto voce), “As soon as the hard work’s done, book me First Class to Saudi Arabia.”
Transparent much?
He takes it to an art form.
Grubby little oik.
Carney will be next. France’s POS is playing a similar game.
Macron will get his comeuppance soon enough. He can take a number same as the other NATO members who declined to assist when most of the work of Operation Epic Fury was already done.
As General Norman Schwarzkopf said, “Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.”
We….and Canadaian patriots… can only hope.
A more repugnant bunch of morally bankrupt poseurs I cannot think of.
Somebody please slap this idiot.
I would volunteer to do so but 💩 splatters.
Is Starmer the Prime Minister or the Court Jester?
Keir Starmer is a figurehead at this point. He is playing the role of an anger sponge for the UK’s discontent, not unlike the role that Joe Biden played as Designated Anger Sponge from 2021 to 2024.
Ed Miliband is the puppet master behind the Starmer puppet. It’s likely that Miliband will replace Starmer as Prime Minister in the next four to five months, if not sooner.
Miliband is more of a socialist-communist than Starmer is. Don’t expect any change in direction in the UK until after 2029.
Starmer is a pussy fart which means he’s a coward and he stinks. Carry on.
Queef Boy… I like it!
At this point, only Johnny English and Ophelia Bhuletova can save England.
Dad used to say about fools like this: “The higher the monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind”
Keep climbing, Starmer!
He sure uses a lot of words to say nothing. After his monologues I always ask ,”Say What?”.
His complexion is that of a red-buttock baboon.
Which means that Starmer is ovulating, LOL. Only female baboons exhibit swollen red rumps.
If you watched the video…..looked like officers call at the officers club Prince Sultan AB?
Not impressed.
Kept repeating desire for “permanent cease fire”
and trying to take credit for “participation “.
No doubt the Brits want the Iranian threat to shipping to remain to collect Lloyd’s monies…..while of course desiring the Strait to remain “open”.
Poser without equal except mayhap Macron.
Macron is playing a similar but slightly different game by trying to insert himself into the negotiations.
canadians are learning pre covid and post covid NOW that the “assembly” is Chinese,.
facts
soon we will open our borders to true patriots who have been abused in the GAY north Dakota S
God Bless America
watch until the end of video. the joke is quite large.. especially continentally large.,
you think I am kidding. the entire region formerly known as Canada is up for sale.
China wants it. WE HAVE THIS UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY RIGHT NOW TO MAKE IT A TERRITORY FORMERLY KNOWN Canada as our own territory,
think I am kidding. Think again.
you are welcome Canada.
now start working and making manufaturing a real thing in your economy.
God Bless America
“The land that has not won the Stanley Cup since 1993” has a nice ring to it!
Don’t worry folks, there are people who will believe him and repost it, praise him up, and so on and so forth it will go.
Morons, morons everywhere!
Yes sir. Trump couldn’t have done it without him.
Just stuff it Starmer.
Did he negotiate it on behalf of Iran?
Yes. England let us park our warplanes in their driveway and let our pilots use the bathroom.
Starmer kept emphasizing that the cease fire has to hold. This is his goal because he wants the oil to keep flowing to UK. His is trying to undercut any attempts by Trump to pressure Iran in the negotiations and any threats by Trump to resume bombing after two weeks.
He similarly inserts himself into the Ukraine negotiations, but there his goal is war, not peace. He periodically meets with Zelenskyy in order to prevent him from accepting any compromises.
Starmer now says, “It’s our job to keep the Strait open…”
Awesome! PDJT ought to say “It’s all yours, champ! Have at it.”
Meanwhile a Russian warship is escorting sanctioned Russian tankers through the English Channel.
Keir Starmer is a pontificating pestilence of pomposity and undoubtedly much worse.
Damn. That is a mouthful of Ps
Surely that ranks right up there with “nattering nabobs of negativism!”
Thank you!
“… pontificating pestilence of pomposity…” That’s right up there with “nattering nabobs of negativity”.
Good. Let him lead the negotiations & own the outcome.
As the saying goes, success has many fathers while failure is an orphan.
What a POS!
He is the personification of a dikc head.
This guy Starmer…does he go to the same barber as Pence?
I can’t wait for the next time PDJT47 meets that weasel and publicly thanks him for nothing.
Didn’t he say that this wasn’t their war? How magnanimous of him!!
🤔
Blockhead starmer. Lol clown
PRESIDENT TRUMP:
“Numerous Agreements, Lists, and Letters are being sent out by people that have absolutely nothing to do with the U.S.A. / Iran Negotiation, in many cases, they are total Fraudsters, Charlatans, and WORSE.
They will be rapidly exposed after our Federal Investigation is completed. There is only one group of meaningful “POINTS” that are acceptable to the United States, and we will be discussing them behind closed doors during these Negotiations.
These are the POINTS that are the basis on which we agreed to a CEASEFIRE. It is something that is reasonable, and can easily be dispensed with.
It’s very much like Fake News CNN last night, headlining a “source” that had no power or authority to write a Letter claiming great authority.
President DONALD J. TRUMP”
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116369934305888462
What a cuck… Let’s bring our boys home. Let these persistent imperialists fend for themselves.
by ‘we’, he means GB and Iran
Good Lord, the Euro “leaders” are an insufferable lot.
Maybe wrong, but think I saw real panic in Starmers eyes. He’s exposed and knows it.
Also, never heard him speak of Britain’s “national interest” before….but today, he probably said it three times.
The only thing not said was “Thank you America …and particularly – President Trump”.
With his incredible talents, he should hop on a plane to Ukraine and help little “z”.
Is this guy French ?
British Prime Minister Keir Starmer Takes Credit for Iran Ceasefire He Just Found Out About
“british prime minister keir starmer takes credit for i ran ceasefire he just found out about”
Is that what some people call in their life journey, a
‘pivot point’,
or
‘an awakening’
or
‘a come to jesus moment’
or
‘ a damascus road encounter’
or
‘ a conversion’
or
‘a fundamental transformation’
or
‘riding someones’ coattails’
or
‘not letting chaos go to waste (for political gain)’
or
‘taking credit for the tackle of a football ball carrier while piling on after the tackle – and after the whistle blew’ ?
p.s.
please keep names secret of the people involved in the Good Friday to Easter morning
search and rescue in i ran.
And buddies, if some names do get released you might want to check the list, many, many times, repetitively,
to be sure that a ‘k ei r star m er’ does not appear on the current, or future list.
[ remember j kerry and the sw ift bo ats (in)action – whom wanted (perceived positive) public attention in a run for u.s. pres i dent ? But, the found truth, was not positive ….
By the way, what are the measured results of j k err y visiting i ran, many, many time$$ ? hmmm….
(note that the media does not ask…)]
Love thy neighbors….
One might assume that a chat in DC today with Sec. General of NATO Mark Rutte
could be both
standard operating procedure,
plus maybe a little dab of (truthful) spice on the cake…
( a performance rating of nato during Lent, easter (a lot of words, light on helpful / timely action ), let’s say, might indicate
had a lot of uhhh…
‘room for improvement’… (considering all the u.s. tax payer funds going to na to, for decades…) ‘
a lot of money,
a lot of money…
..for … ?
When the going gets tough,
the tougher
get it going (towards positive helping)…
… not obfuscating, hindering, subterfuging etc. …
imho
Love thy neighbors…