The Russians are having a little fun at Joe Biden’s expense, now that the deadline for invasion has expired without invasion.
Yesterday, the Russians reminded the Ukraine government to set their alarm clocks so they did not miss the invasion. Today the Russian government asks the Biden administration for the invasion dates, they plan to use this year, so that Moscow can coordinate the vacation plans of key military and government officials.
Russia’s Foreign Ministry spokesperson Maria Zakharova asked for the invasion schedule on Telegram: “I’d like to request US and British disinformation: Bloomberg, The New York Times and The Sun media outlets to publish the schedule for our upcoming invasions for the year. I’d like to plan my vacation,” the Russian diplomat said on her Telegram channel Wednesday.
However, on a serious note, the U.S. drumbeat over the invasion of Ukraine has seriously hurt their economy. The Russian State News Agency, TASS reports:
[…] “This steady disinformation blitz by the Western media has already resulted in a sharp deterioration of Kiev’s economic situation, with investments and businesses fleeing Ukraine, while the energy prices in Europe are growing. Kremlin Spokesman Dmitry Peskov castigated these statements as an “empty and groundless” escalation of tensions, emphasizing that Russia posed no threat to anyone.”
It’s almost as if the U.S. government wants to hurt the Ukraine economy so that the U.S. has stronger influence and can manipulate the internal politics of Ukraine… with 10% for the ‘big guy‘ of course.
Comrade Suspicious Cat remains, well, suspicious.
SNL event !!!
With Kamala scheduled to be in Munich in 2 days, Vlad is lucky he got out whil he could.
Putin said Russia has the best prostitutes in the world… Kamnys out to prove him wrong. Yeah..I said it.
Kamel-toes: ‘Hold my knee-pads.’
I did not know the Russians were the world’s best prostitutes, learn something new every day. Heel’s Up does have a large yapper, the cackling is an added bonus.
I’m just telling you what Vlad said. I find him more believable than FJB and the state department and certainly more than Kammy.
Agreed Marcus. I just sent this note to a like-minded friend, who is also a Fellow Treeper.
You know it’s really bad when I trust the Russian government and its state news agency more than I trust my own government and its state media outlets…this is quite funny, but disconcerting to me at the same time…
VVP..hate Kamala… he told am.team them he is not going meet/talk to her…….
So pathetic. No one voted for this laughingstock of an administration. One year down and three to go…Help us, Lord!
According to the CarShield commercial I just saw while watching an episode of Gunsmoke, “7 out of 10 people surveyed say the Country is headed in the wrong direction”..
The other 3 are brain dead!
Those 3 would be Dimocrat Senators!
Can somebody close to the US Marine Band “The President’s Own” slip the conductor a $20 to play the jingle from the Visiting Angel’s commercials instead of “Hail to the Chief” at the next Presidential event at the White House??? That would hilarious!
We need to pass laws that those folks can’t procreate,. God help us all!
Based on your comments, accepting the fraudulent election, what is going to stop them from doing it again?
…surely not you with this attitude.
It feels like an eternity. I hope I make it out alive.
NATO’s Stoltenberg continues to claim the Russians are building up invasion forces and that NATO now must accept the establishment of many new standing battle brigades in Eastern and Southern Europe as our “New Normal.”
Stoltenberg has done so well for NATO that Stoltenberg is being shipped back to Norway to be the head of the Norwegian bank.
Oofta!
Pls pray for the fam in Norway…..
Too bad, as Norwegian Prime Minister, he sold the top secret multi-million dollar NATO submarine base carved into a mountain in a fjord near Trumso back in 2004 for cheap to a private owner who had rented it out to Russian fishing “research” vessels for a while. We only got some of it back in 2020 but it still privately owned.
Stoltenberg is a hammer and when you’re a hammer everything looks like a nail!
Profitable nails.
So Stoltenberg needs to encourage Ursula von der Leyen, president of the European Commission, to whip out the EU checkbook and get busy growing the EU Military.
Is he going to supply troops and MONEY to do this?? Nobody but us seem to contribute much of anything.
Congratulations to the Biden voters and democrat party apolgists.. was being a laughing stock important?
Being a laughing stock IS important to us Communists. We like being punished and mocked and spanked.
I know. I’m a total skank. 30 Shades of Skank.
Signed,
Jill Biden
50 shades…..
I guess being a laughing stock is better than mean tweets.
Wasn’t that a Scorcese movie?
President Houseplant won’t take this insult sitting down and – in the event of a Russian invasion – has promised a retaliatory strike on Sheboygan.
Film at eleven.
The Sheboygan Conservatory of Music?
Or the Sheboygan Half-way House…
Is that Russian time or EST?
I wonder who is really behind the cyber-attacks in Ukraine last 48 hours ?
Spooky . . .
Probably the CIA and FBI!
Safe bet.
🎯
Before one can Build Back Better™, one must first destroy.
this fool was kicking our A$$ pretty good until recently. without midterms who knows how long that a$$kicking would have continued.
Pretty soon, his handlers are going to only let him out of the White House to go the “Look and Point” tours of various factories and schools that Kim Il Fat Boy Un is a master at.
Greenscreen
I tho’t that was a snake on his jacket. I was right.
AKA: Cho Buy Dung
Day after day
Alone on a hill
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
But nobody wants to know him
They can see that he’s just a fool
And he never gives an answer
magical mystery tour -the fool on the hill-1967-perfectly describe -brandon- daily routine…….
You can’t make this sh*t up.
They just did.
I can not blame the Russians from laughing their azzes off. The obvious political motivation for the declaration of a faux invasion is clear to most people around the world.
Hilarious – the silly US government is a laughingstock and the butt of well-deserved jokes.
It is embarrassing, as well as amusing. The only problem w/the humor is that w/Xiden at the helm people can get hurt. It is sad that we are counting on Putin to keep things calm.
When you have people mocking you for so many failures, distract them with a bigger one. What could go wrong?
Maybe March 2 could be the next invasion schedule to distract from the SOTU address.
Just think about how much it cost us to move all our troops. Will they be kept there?
NATO is indeed saying we need to stage massive forces as close as we can, forever.
Do they come with a deployable nuclear self destruct device so it can be blamed on a Russian first strike?
Of course, there is much money to be made.
They meant American forces not theirs!
Some were already moved out a couple of weeks ago.
Some US Troops Departing Ukraine Amid Escalating Tension with Russia, Pentagon Confirms
By Allen Zhong
12 Feb 2022
https://www.theepochtimes.com/some-us-troops-departing-ukraine-amid-escalating-tension-with-russia-pentagon-confirms_4273995.html
saigon 1975,kabul 2021, kyiv 2022…..wh…????
Have to ask Putin.
IMO He owns Cornpop Joe.
or another bathroom accident……
America is now the international laughing stock – difficult for anyone to take her seriously – courtesy of every single person who voted Democrat, regardless of the cheating.
I think China made that clear during the first sit down with Blinkin in AK
The world knows exactly who this administration is.
Very cool and very funny.
The Big Guy now gets 20%, with inflation and everything
You know things are effed up when you trust Russia more than the US government.
Jake Sullivan pushed the Trump/Russia lie while working for the Clinton campaign. Now as National Security Advisor he is pushing a false Russia/Ukraine war narrative. He even admitted in the past to being a “lying foot soldier.” How could you ever trust anything this administration says?
I’m starting to believe that Jake sullivan may become a Clinton casualty. Fingers crossed.
You can’t trust anything Jake Sullivan says!
10% for the Big Guy was the old Biden Vice-Presidential rate.
It’s 25% now–just like the Fentanyl and Child Smuggling.
Biggest problem this has caused is that one shaky trigger finger or a false flag could set off a very bad chain of events
100% correct.
The United States deserves, and probably needs, all the mockery being thrown at it.
However, this is indicative of a very dangerous international situation. The US State Department is still acting like it has control over intentional affairs. It does not.
The danger comes not from the people who realize this and might challenge US interests (Russia, China) but from the deluded and disconnected people who do not realize this and might try to defend US interests under the impression it is still 1992.
Completely predictable. When there’s no cop on the beat or, more to the point, when the one that is is completely corrupt, look out.
Remember when USSR fell and everyone was worried about weapons control and proliferation? Well, $85B of weapons from Afghanistan were just scattered. Anybody care to guess who is in control of the US nuclear arsenal? I won’t get into bioweapons.
Pray for deliverance. The world is in danger because of DC.
My concern is they know their Rona tactics are failing, so they need something bigger and better, and an excuse to do it. It is all very concerning.
They will have the fake news media pounding the drums for the climate change hoax and gun control meanwhile Obama buys a $15 million beachfront home on the ocean at Martha’s Vinyard while Democrat prosecutors across the country release violent Black and Hispanic felons with gun possession charges dropped by the thousands!
I was embarrassed in a teleconference at work today. It was a global call, and my boss said to our vendor guy from ukraine:
” on behalf of our company, we hope you and your family are ok for what’s going on in your region” (or similar something).
I was glad I was on mute because I burst out laughing.
Dilbert could not be reached for comment. An A-1 example of corporate leadership idiocy; thank you for sharing.
Sleepy, now the Pillsbury Doughboy, being struck in the tummy on an international platform. What an embarrassment. . Score: Russia for the win.
Of 300 million-plus souls, this is the best we have?!?
Guess it’s funny, but grand-SIL’s unit shipped out to Poland week or so ago.. He stayed behind cause grand dtr due soon… We were all on pins and needles.. FJB FJB and his evil crew!!!
My grandson has just completed 8 years, has responsibility for a group of tanks.
I am grateful that he has spinal and hip injuries resulting from his original MOS with Airborne and, as a result, will not qualify for deployment until he has completed as-yet unscheduled surgeries.
Yeah, it’s funny.
And also, it’s not one bit funny.
Mine hasn’t been deployed yet, but I worry. At least they get to go to Poland where from what I hear our people are loved and appreciated. The Poles should be good to them. So there is that.
Since Hillary Clinton dismantled her private server and smashed all her cell phones, I’m sure the Russians are embarrassed having to now ask for highly classified information.
On top of everything else, if just one flag-draped American coffin comes home from that place, it’s go time. Enough.
Does someone miss the Cold War so much that they are willing to settle for a Warm Milk War?
It seems Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale have again pulled one over on Mr. Big (Guy.)
We know who the dumb moose is…
That is hilarious! I love it.
I think we should invite the Russians to a party here in the US! Everybody else will be here by then.
Release the Transcript!!!!
this isnt a maybe! its establised under PDJT the transcripts get released. RELEASE THE CALL .
Exactly 💯
The Vindman Brothers must surely want to release everything between JoeBama’s Administration and Russia 🇷🇺 (and China 🇨🇳 and Ukraine 🇺🇦 etcetera)
Make dem Ukrainians more dependent on the US gubmint like our US plantation dwellers. Always a classic strategy.
Actually I’m kind of offended by these Russians.
They could have done this “Diplomatically” through our Fourth Branch of Gubmint.
Better for them to have the US President expose himself for the senile warmonger and liar he is.
Did you see all the foreign leaders making a beeline to speak with Putin and company?
Remember when the German Chancellor refused to take Biden’s call in January?
Time for a poll. Who’s more admired? Vlad Putin or the Democommunist Pudding Puppet, the illegal occupier of the White House?
Putin deserves respect although probably not love.
Biden deserves neither.
Even democrats don’t like FJB.
Those Russkies should be invited to give the response to the Big Guy’s State of the Ukraine address to Congress.
Putin Does D.C. Soft Shoe.
Those Russian Amish terrorists, they sure know how to pull a fast one and laugh at you when you fall for it.
Joe Biden is making America the laughing stock of the world and Democrat voters are just fine with it.
One caveat, it is American Institutions, and I am quite sure the world does know it.
We’re living in a Babylon Bee article.
LOOK!!! SECRET SQUIRREL & MOOSE……..
like you said in the article, Ukraine was reminded to not get out of line because their economy is at the whim of a ‘White House Podium’ ‘war narratives’
I wonder if the Vindman Brothers get their cut ✂️ directly from the Big Guy’s payoff or via other grifting and graft payments
They’re too exposed now. No leverage at the DOS.
Zelenskyy has two big cards to play…expose Biden family corruption in the Ukraine and get Putin to the negotiation table in a neutral country like Hungrary or even Israel and do it with US state department involvement. Get Erdogan at the table too for access to the Mediterranean. When the US cries foul release the Biden family material.
Correction..without the state department.
servers hacked.
he has to travel with paper now , and not get killed.
I was thinking about the DDOS attack….in depth.
it was purely a statement of power.
in fact, the “cyberattack” was a denial of the public facing websites. So in technical terminology, this was akin to rattline the door knobs.
the infrastructure was no hacked. Only the public facing “websites”.
from a hackers pov, this was pretty big, but it was not the a compleat takedown.
it was display of power. sending a message
who do you THINK the threat actor is here? and why?
answer THAT questions broadly in terms of actors who have much to lose in terms of power.
some might be inclined to believe, russia. And it may be that.
But my guess (estimate) is this was NATO/USG/IG using russian “cutouts” to obfucate and plausibly attribute to russian threat actors.
UKR is in the cross hairs.
fortunately, UKR posses world class cyber warfare capabilty and are not taking the bait.
to read a relatively in depth analysis, go toi ars technica….goodwin (pretty accurate techno wonk who spends ALL HIS ENERGY and time (apparently) running down the details of just about every single hack in the last 20 years. I don’t always agree with his analysis, but he makes it clear this recent DDOS was only the public facing websites….he doesn’t say it out loud, and he is always careful making estimates about motive, state actors, and geo politics. But the way he lays out the attacks, shows me that this was a very massive DDOS…but only affected public facing websites.
when you consider the effort in deploying such a large scale attack of this type, one is left to wonder:
why not just go all the way and take down back end stuff…?
that this did not happen, has all the fingerprints of a coordinated nation state, that just sent a strong message:
one can imagine various interests who might be most interested in fluffing with UKR leadership.
Russia
china?
nato
US
all of the above?
reminders: black sea access to natgas intermodal transport …several, dozens of trillions of dollars…real money, real power.
when you look at it from the prize point of view, one begins to understand the interest from many different states that might just be coordinating together to get UKR to either fold under the pressure the “invasion”..or take their cue and begin trade negotiations with russia to make that deep water sea port available post haste.
that’s the big play.
the DDOS looks to me like a serious threat and warning. Come to the table now!
Meanwhile – The Whole World Invades the USA through Mexico.
Ask Alex.
So now, because State Dept so conspicuously and falsely cried “wolf” about Russia, if there really IS an imminent attack, few people will believe them.
Way to go, vaxx-brains. The quackcines are having the predicted deleterious impact on cognitive reasoning …..
“stateLESS” department. Reminder: “state” is the arm of the IC/CIA/NWO
they present narrative to fuel confusion about real motives and agenda.
everyone, and I mean everyone KNOWS that UKR is holding fast against foreign interventions with it soverign held deep water ports in black sea.
if there was EVERY a more significant asset in modern history, UKR is has it and EVERYONE wants a piece of the action.
everyone!
you think the EU simply negotiate nordstream in russia and demobilized nearly all of its working working effective nuclear power facilities because they wanted cheap reliable supply of gasprom natgas?
that’s peanuts.
lets put it in terms everyone can understant:
black sea deep ports = dozens of trillions of dollars in real energy..that will permanently shift the core of power and politics in europe, russia and china.
who would fail to benefit from those productive sea ports with russian natgas?
US
canada
SA
not necessarily in that order.
take your pick, or better all three:
and a honorable mention to venezuela, brazil.
this ‘war’ is a direct response to the looming loss of energy power by the above
Russia and china and UKR are about to set the stage for the most powerful transfer of real power in the last 60 years.
who could stop them?
makes one really wonder WHY russian troops are in fact “exercising” on close proximity..no?
occams’…russian troops are there to make sure any posssible interventions from the “west’ are met with a deterence….
think about it.
no matter what..when you have dozens of trillion of dollars about to shift…all comers get very very interested and motivated.
Sorry. I cannot understand your reasoning here.
You wrote –
“you think the EU simply negotiate nordstream in russia and demobilized nearly all of its working working effective nuclear power facilities because they wanted cheap reliable supply of gasprom natgas?
that’s peanuts.”
Then…
“black sea deep ports = dozens of trillions of dollars in real energy [russian natgas?]..that will permanently shift the core of power and politics in europe, russia and china.
So you first imply EU’s cancellation of its nuke power was not just for nordstream natgas supply . You call that “peanuts”
Then you say the black sea deep water ports are primarily for exporting russian natgas…. worth dozens of trillions of dollars (one must assume income for Russia)
So which is it with the EU? They prefer nordstream pipeline russian natgas or they want UKR deep water ports from which to import russian natgas via ships?
Please clarify.
Eu needs to put USG in a position of weakness while also supporting russia with the “invasion”.
the same can be said for UKR.
both hold a financial interest that supports russia’s efforts to rejoin its “lost sister”…aka, the sister that holds deep water ports allowing a massive flow of natgas to a global demand, on the cheap.
puts the US energy markets back abour 30 years.
everything (EVERYTHING) you see in the press is veneer.
Russia will proceed with laying out a global shift of energy distribution, and the world will blink..
Had to put my wading boots on for that one. Lol
“Just because the wolf didn’t appear when we said he would – that does not mean the wolf is not in the woods waiting to pounce the next time we tell you he will.”
Covid, Jan 6 insurrection, Jim Crow 2.0, Russian invasion. Our democracy is at risk. Waiting on the new what’s the guy’s name incident so we can have another summer of antifa/BLM riots. You know it’s coming.
If you believe that what is happening in Ukraine is some kind of hoax, then you don’t understand what’s happening.
We are witnessing the onset of the first truly modern war. Such wars start in the information space, transition into cyberspace, and only then become fully kinetic.
Ukraine Suffers Biggest Cyberattack on Record in Russia Standoff
https://archive.is/kZULB#selection-3013.0-3031.61
CIA in action again.
Um that would be us, CIA
DDoS happens all the time.
While technically a cyber attack, not quite as damaging as ransomware or other malicious infrastructure take downs. IOWs, as soon as it’s over it is over.
Not meant to minimize your comment sync, just some color around the subject.
and as DDOS “attacks” go even though this was a very large scale..it was brief and it was SPECIFICALLY aimed at very specific targets, and ONLY the public facing websites portals.
the backend infrastructure was no denied.
this was a message.
we can imagine who the actors was to send such a message.
if your answer is the US/IC…that’s just one part of the answer.
spoiler: dozens of trillions of dollars of potentual trade in the deep water ports of URK/black sea.
it was sending a message: play ball and negotiate terms with russia to begin unchallenged exclusive intermodal transport of natgas TO THE WORLD.
this benefactors of such a black sea deep sea port allowing russia access are so many, I could not even begin to list them.
People tend to forget what burisma really was!
it was a political trade operation wherein various state actors were hedging (paying off UKR state officials indirectly) to gian access to a future where natgas from russia in the cheap at premium prices could send the US oil export down the tubes permanently….)
this is ONE of the reasons why the current regime is scrabbling.
the current regimes got caught bluffing to the entire world.
UKR did not keep it’s end of the bargain ….much to this administrations chagrine.
so now it acts as it has always acted: don’t give us what we paid for, okay..how about a regional war with b52’s and b1’s.
People forget what the balkans wars was really about.
reminder: under clinton 1.0, more bombs were dropped than all of vietnam! fact.
a “forgotten war”..so they say.
Depending on which paper has the anonymous source will tell you which US intel agency hacked “our friends” the Ukrainians. We impeach a president over how precious they are to us.
There are actually people who are scared that Russia really is going to attack Ukraine. Seriously. It may be time to start selling that ocean front property in Arizona after all.
Joe Biden in the Presidency, parley-voo?
Joe Biden to in Presidency, parley-voo?
He has a nasty temper and spews such a crock
On him dementia will soon have a full head lock
He and son can bag tens of millions in many an underhanded deal
But it sure isn’t because of any legitimate business appeal
He has so many delusions it would make Freud’s knees knock
And his vacant stares could stop a cuckoo clock
He has the form like the back of a twisted hack
When he says he cares about you, the crocodile tears run down his back
If he could just change his own underwear
His MSM frogs would award him the Croix-de-Guerre
Only his hacks and cronies will get the pie and cake
While American men and women will just get another bellyache
Your might forget his “Com on man, your full of $hit!” yell
But you will never forget the President from Hell
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo
More kabuki theatre from the Biden Minstrel Show.
Is there an economy the Biden administration DOESN’T want to hurt? Except for China, I mean.
Mock and ridicule. Just like we do. BRILLIANT!
Seems like the Ruskies are trolling our planes by buzzing them.
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/russian-aircraft-buzz-us-navy-192015483.html
Putin is trolling Biden the way (real) President Trump would.
Cnx
Maybe the military wanted to test their new transgender special ops commandos..
Fabulous hilarity will ensure.
Count on Russian troops livestreaming it for the laughs.
Russia trolled him earlier today as well.
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/bwaahaha-russian-embassy-trolls-biden-with-john-travolta-meme/
Epic troll….the 4Chan autist IC people deserve it.
However, there are at least 6 or so private/personal videos that I have seen on the back channels showing life as normal in Kiev. The stores didn’t go full plywood and sandbag as far as was shown. People all over the place–Skating rinks, malls, you name it.
So, who knows. It’s the friggin’ ‘Kraine.
After their stunts, if I were in the Ukraine government I’d be wanting to root out all corrupt grafting going on.
its simple. (as in simpleton)
US foreign policeY “under” the malarkey administration is an abject failure (on purpose).
this regime is being handled and not very smartly.
IF the notion (bear with me) is to entice Russia with a carrot (which is authentic foreign policy/diplomacy),
where is the carrot.
no, only a stick
doesn’t that seem strange?
further. where is germany and the EU advocating PUBLICLY to exercise strong diplomacy?
its a very cold winter in the EU. A very bitter winter with skyrocket prices on gas fuel, hanging in the balance!
one would be very cautiious and favor a “carrot” with russia to “stand down”, no?
where is germany and the EU policy statement?
crickets!
rather we have the strong man US foreign policy meatheads *(state dept corruptors) AND NATO doing the war hawk deterrence narratives.
If I didn’t know better (I KNOW better, bear with me) the “crisis” is manufactured to drive up gas fuel prices globally.
anyone have a short term bull position in gasprom? Going back 54 days ago (hint hint).
here are your enemies..congress taking positions on war fear mongering vectors that HAVE AND WILL CONTINUE to be sure thing bets. As long they can float “war in the wind” narratives…everyone gets paid.
does this remind anyone of something else.
why would global central corrupt states continue to mandate vaccines…the pandemic is over…?
because they are bent on squeezing that lemon for every single drop.
the Russia ‘attack’ on UKR is the same.
made some very rich people speculating on natgas!
so if the US foreign policy stupid?
maybe not, if you think about it from this lens.
they are simply doing it AT SCALE that burisma was performing for a select few.
gotta get this off my chest: russia is NOT your friend..never will be.
corruptors exist in every single nation state…obviously.
this the game they all play to exploit *steal* money by pretending a crisis is happening. Even if they have to manufacture one to gain the “edge”
Reminds me of Yakov Smirnoff’s jokes:
1. The wonderful thing about America is getting your mail unopened!
2. We have the Russian Express Card in the Soviet Union. Don’t leave home!
3. We have lots of comedians in Russia who make fun of the government, too. They’re all dead.
4. Every country has a city that everybody makes fun of. In Russia we make fun of Cleveland!