Well, it’s official. The White House hit the Omicron panic button, proclaimed we are heading for a “winter of death” and then waited to see the response.
The majority of American voters responded with a yawn, an eyeroll and a request to “pass the cannoli’s”, because the blabbering old dude is yelling at us again. Suffice to say, the ‘hair on fire‘ Omicron panic-pushing fell flat.
After taking the national temperature, the White House has now announced their new Omicron control plan.
The government will subsidize Kleenex and prestaged supplies for the cold and flu season. [READ HERE]
WHITE HOUSE – Today, President Biden will announce new actions to protect Americans and help communities and hospitals battle Omicron, building on the robust plan he announced earlier this month to get people maximum protection ahead of the winter and prepare for rising cases driven by the new variant. (read more)
The Omicron variant produces symptoms including: runny nose, stuffy head, sneezing, sniffling, fatigue, and potentially headaches.
After organizing a panel to write up the Omicron “winter of death sneezing” action plan, and in a desperate response to the collapsing approval ratings of the white house occupant, they got a puppy. No, really, they did.
The memes just write themselves now.
I want a puppy. 🙂
You can get one after you’ve screwed up royally and not a moment before.
More of the same with a nothing burger on the side…WOWZA!!!!!…
I am taking bets that this moron doesn’t last past the end of January!!!!!!!!
It is exactly like I said the other day, they are pretending they have a full house, but we know they only have a low pair, Biden and Kamala.
The only people who care anymore are the people in their mini circle.
I like the card analogy. The 6 million dollar question is, when is someone going to call the game and expose them?
Nope. Just two jokers.
Can one raise a joker? Askin’ for a friend!!!! 😂😎👄
I think someone forgot to take the jokers out of the deck.
My cats want a puppy. This would NOT be a good idea.
Let’s order the free testing kit and test our puppies (and other pets). Undoubtedly those results will all be positive.
I’ll test a Diet Coke and a Papaya.
It’s a good idea. I read on the interwebs that cats can get the ChiCom Bioweapon Virus*.
My own cats are suspicious of this “science.”
*Now that I’ve actually experienced it after 2 years, I’m going back to calling it a bioweapon instead of all the other wonderful nicknames such as COVID-1984, Flu d’Etat, Xi’s Disease.
The reason is that I felt an amazing sense of spiritual evil when in the worst days of it. It was like being in a David Lynch alternate universe, being possessed, not myself, but in a strange world with a dark filter over the light.
Now that I’ve pretty much recovered (and working hard on getting my full singing voice back), life is normal again and I am who I was before.
And giving thanks.
Good news; it is not like he needs a puppy, to step in, and then track crap all over the place. Bad news; he does not have a clue the stink he spreadeth!
Just as soon as you toss out your old dog.
Bidens are despicable.
Xiden all ready had a dog for a VP.
The puppy already had to go to a new home.
Based on what I see in the briefing I expect a lot of fear porn and tough mumbling, but that is about it. The attacks from the Federal government might be stalling, for now.
However, I expect renewed efforts from states (example: New York’s insane covid gulag bills) and blue cities (example: Boston announced its “passport” system today, a timing I do not think is coincidental).
Nice work with the “Covid gulag bills”.
I expect incoherent whispering followed by incoherent yelling. What is the over/under on how many times he says follow the science?
Follow the science AND do your patriotic duty (which now, in America, apparently means to become a slave to serve the fascist’s agenda).
The incoherent whispering some say is Demonic possession.
“According to Bullock, the whispering and Biden’s speech is a textbook for anyone who has struggled with evil spirits and demon possession.”
https://thetruedefender.com/robin-bullock-shared-powerful-update-on-joe-biden/
Then he needs an exorcist. I’m sure the Diocese of Washington, DC has at least one.
State and municiple mandates ARE a slightly “tougher nut to crack”; recall Joes FIRST mask mandate applied ONLY to Federal properties, because the authority to declare such a mandate is, in fact limited to Federal property.
There is NO Plenary Police Power, such Police Power IS inherently a State and local power.
Not saying State and local mask mandates are legal, just saying they don’t fail the initial challenge that Federal ones do.
This is why the two-step shuffle, where Biden tried to game the system, in order to set up COMPANIES to enforce mandates on their employees.
And yes, in a kind of lawfare like approach, as Federal efforts are necesarily scaled back (two steps forward, one step back, repeat) they will continue to use the bully pulpit to gaslight, have State and municipal governments double down, and continue to outsource employee mandates to employers.
And so the great cleaving of society continues. If they’re not careful, the Blue States will end up being the ones to fire the first shot again when they try to throw the citizens of the Red States into their camps.
If you’re not already in a Red State you should be making plans to leave as soon as possible; don’t get stuck in a Covid gulag.
Loads of people are bailing from NYC and going to North Jersey, not a good idea.
If you’re coming to a Red state, bring your guns and ammo with you. We’ll give you the honor of being on the front line when the shooting starts. Get your revenge early and often.
BlueMA also announced a state “mask advisory” in effect today.
I went into 2 stores, neither of which appeared “advised.” Lots of people wearing them, but no one stopping the stalwart minority cohort of naked faces.
Sundance, you are cracking me up. Your wit beats all the late night comics by a country mile. We need the laughs so please keep it up.
Ditto, yes, exactly, 100% agree, spot on, and absolutely concur!!!!!!!
I’m one of those folks that hate seeing assholes owning dogs. The dogs don’t deserve it and Joe and Jill are some of the biggest assholes I’ve come across.
That was my first thought… poor puppy.
I guess the good news for the puppy is that it will be fed and attended to by staff and not Dr. Jill and Pudding Brain. They’ll only interact with it for photo ops.
I wonder if the pup’s handlers are going to be “look alikes” and wear the FJB’s smelly cloths so the pup doesn’t bite when FJB tries to sniff it’s hair.
I wonder if the pup is going to do like mine sometimes does, cuts in front of me and then suddenly stops, causing me to almost trip and fall.
Ach, don’t you just hate that when they stop short for no apparent reason? Or do the zig-zag. But you gotta love ’em (dogs, that is).
As if PedoJoe is even capable of walking a dog. Ridiculous.
He’d better not try to take a shower with this one and yank its tail.
Yep. Or he might find himself running down the hall in his robe again. Or, I should say, telling a story about running down the hall in his robe.
I hate that they own any dog but atleast we know it’s not a beagle.
Best comment yet. It will hit them in a minute.
Scientists thought they found a dog with *tw0* assholes.
It was just joe and DOCTOR biden out walking champ.
Potential dog owners should be subjected to confirmation hearings!
I can think of another world leader that owned German shepherds…
Poor optics…
Sending a bottle of NyQuil to every American is undoubtedly cheaper and more effective then anything they might be planning for this winter to combat Omicron.
Actually, I think Ivermectin pills are cheaper.
Actually to be exact $3.31 for a 3 mg tablet!
In New York, at a compounding pharmacy, I had to spend $880 to have a prescription filled for 7 48mg doses. That’s nearly $8 per 3 mg pill. If you order from overseas you can get 12mg pills and even higher, and the cost is minuscule. We had those on hand, but not enough. A 3mg pill does next to nothing. You need .2mg/kg of body weight prophylactically, .4mg/kg first four days of infection, and .6mg/kg 5 days on. The .2mg/kg dose for my husband’s weight is about 5-1/3 3mg pills, and that was too low to help. He didn’t start getting better
until he took the highest dose. In another state, the cost would be a fraction of what I paid, but I was stuck, if I wanted to see my husband get well. Thank God for ivermectin.
Thank god for Tractor Supply.
Maybe so if you can find it. Or get it through the mail.
At least you can still buy Nyquil in most places.
Only if NyQuil greases the criminal Democrats pockets.
Nada on the NyQuil, but I could use a few bottles of codeine.
I still miss the codeine cough syrup the witch doctor at student health would give us when I was in college. I’m sure it was so we could sleep no matter what our housing circumstances; he also belonged to the pill of the month club because it didn’t seem to matter why anyone went to see him, they came out with a penicillin, painkiller, decongenstant and codeine cough syrup. Easy to cover all the bases.
If you feel the symptoms coming on you could just get blasted. The alcohol kills the bug and the hangover masks the illness, but at least you had a good time, if you can remember it.
Lol
There are legit studies out there that suggest red wine should be added to everyone’s COVID preventive measures.
It’s the resveratrol. Longivinex is a wonderful reveratrol product, in the right dose. Taken regularly, it banishes insulin resistance, and it is very helpful Post-covid and for those who regret taking the vaccine.
Thanks for that! I hadn’t heard of resveratrol before.
Jagermeister
Yep
That stuff makes me puke. A good bourbon is better.
poor puppy.😢
Dang it! All stocked up on food, TP, sanitary wipes, and paper towels and no lockdown! What ever will I do?
Buy ammo?
Heh! Got plenty of that. But, I do like the way you think!
I’m going to fill up all my gas cans, we have winter showing up in a few days and I may need to run my generator.
Sanitary wipes ha, I got Dude Wipes
https://www.dudeproducts.com/
Almost as good as Squatty Potty
This is hilarious!!!!!!! My entire household has tears from laughter from this. Oh my goodness. So so so funny!
Give the dog a biscuit?
I hope not. Cats are my favorite and I don’t want that old white pervert near a cat.
Cats can take care of themselves. Ask my ten yr wearing yet another bandage LOL. She has been told repeatedly how to pickup and carry a cat but some lessons it seems must be learned thru experience 😉
Cat is there to protect the puppy.
Buydumb can get bent….
You’re too kind! 😆
At usps waiting in line lol
Merry Christmas, Let’s Go Brandon, FJB, and God Bless Us, everyone!
Follow the money. What a waste.
100%
The old test for a good person was: “He likes dogs and children”. In Joe’s case he might like children a mite too much.
“likes dogs and children” not “sniffs dogs and children”
Has the SPCA been contacted?
That picture tells the whole story: Mr. ARROGANT and Mr. ANGRY
Or should I call Biden Mr. Alzheimer?
Just keep Hunter away from the poor dog….
You have to keep Gerbils away from the Democrats
Don’t ya mean the other way around….those innocent Gerbils…..
LOL. True
Kimberly Clark makes Kleenex. I hear Pelosi and half of Congress went all in on a stock buy.
Well, no doubt, they gave the puppy a rabies vax, so there’s that.
The most important illness in all of human history: covid.
The most important word in all of human history: vax.
The most important medical intervention of all time: (covid) vax.
The most important wedge topic to further divide and conquer: vax.
The most important tool of modern day fascists: vax.
“The government will subsidize Kleenex and pre-staged supplies for the cold and flu season.” – Sundance. If that “pre-staging of supplies” included easy access to Ivermectin/HCQ, monoclonal antibody therapy, Vitamins D3, C, quercetin, zinc etc then that might have a positive impact/effect. But expanding hospital capacity, positioning of ventilators and a plentiful hospital supply of Remdisivir (which oddly wasn’t mentioned they must know it’s deadly) just means they really want to kill more of us We The People! They want the scamdemic now the scaredemic to continue!
There is a supply of MCA infusion treatments.
They just don’t want anyone to know about them.
Oh, and yes, they work! (Living proof here.)
I just read Biden’s plan and thought to myself, “Gee, that sounds familiar”. Duh, it was President Trump’s plan almost 2 years ago! More masks, gloves for health care workers and more ventilators for hospitals.
YAWN!
More administration successes for the plagiarizer Biden.
Yes, but the “sophisticated people” are saying it and embracing it, so it’s completely different.
I seem to recall something about our rightful President mentioning there was no PPE supplies because Obozo and his Red Diaper baby handlers did not restock them?
Are they going to “nationalize” any facial tissue companies that are NOT Democrat campaign finance committee contributors?
Remember they kept big box Democrat campaign contributors like Wal-Mart open while closing mostly MAGA supporting Heritage American small businesses. Keep in mind its the “Science” (of the Soviet Lysenko variety)
A national nose blowing mandate may follow, 4 times a day possibly.
A, but THINK of the devastating effects this will have on Global warming, aka Climate change!
All that CO2, and all the trees used to make the kneenex,…our climate change doom clock will have to be moved up,…lets see it was 12 years, and that was ,…oh crap its ALREADY too late! We’re ALL GONNA DIE, and there is NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT!
I like it and like this add on to yours sir: If CO2 is such a magical & mystical element that causes Hurricanes,Tornadoes, Floods,Droughts, Global warming, Global Cooling , pollutant, etc why would we want to rebreathe it by wearing masks?
Hahaha. Very Fauci-esque there at the end with the “possibly.” Equivocating is essential.
A haha this is the best
If their plans involve “supplies”, they may find out what everyone is complaining about.
Also, don’t be surprised if this winds up costing $1.75Trillion. Just out of coincidence.
Hahahahaha! “Just out of coincidence.”
Watch my yawn when the media interrupts with a special report that Washington D.C. has been nuked.
That plus a nice chuckle on my part.
I am a Puffs tissue user. I’m done.
One, don’t let the innocent puppy near the Mini Mengele Fauxchi
Two, teach the puppy that the command BBB means Bite Bastard Biden
His last dog kept biting people, a clear testament to his inability to raise a dog properly….and so SURE, he should get ANOTHER one.
Story of Joes life, fail gloriously at something (anything/everything!!) and get promoted.
Looks at his kids. Than look at Trump’s children. says allot. That Hunter Biden scumbag makes sleaze bag traitor Bill Clinton look good
Consider the surrounding people. That dog was smart.
Or Bite Biden’s Butt.
ICYMI – FYI – WTF — Trust Science — ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ —
LOL… You take your Booster Shot(3rd) and before you are considered fully vaccinated you need another Booster Shot(4th)…
No one is fully vaccinated and never will be…
so did they name the dog covid or booster?
They named him Commander, Commie for short..
Mandate.
It simply MUST be Brandon.
I’m actually serious. The Commies should clap back at us, if they have any spirit AT ALL.
But they don’t. Seen from their point of view, it would be HELLA funny, and might even serve to dis-arm our Nuclear Ridicule Weapon.
But they’re so panicked right now, so desperate, Humor has fled with Confidence, and both were seen in Ron De Santis’ office, probably trying to arrange an amnesty to live in South Beach.
They named it… COMMANDER!
With all the promises in there about increasing staffing/hospital beds, this must mean they are going to find a way to rehire the thousands of skilled and experienced medical professionals who were fired because they wouldn’t do what they were told.
I’m also wondering–is it possible?…..that somebody figured out that having him just threaten us some more wouldn’t be a good thing?
For sure that will happen. (/s)
He’s “activating” the military to help out at hospitals. Nice picture there, eh? Way to instill fear. . .
The Oregon Ruler (Kate B) has already used the national guard at hospitals here. They have yet to explain how the national guard can replace those fired. There are more and more reasons to never accept hospitalization — for anything. It really isn’t the end of the world if we return to dying at home, medical assistance unavailable.
Most of the world has been doing that all of the time. Personal freedom is more important to me than having the highest possible medical care–which is no longer available anyway.
When I lost my old job with its excellent benefits, it was the best thing to happen to me. I lost the stress from the job, and began to take steps to take care of myself. One of the best things i did, was quit processed sugar, salt, & flour, and cleaned out my Liver via Liver Flushes. Dr Wallach ties it all to what you eat. He’s a good guy to listen to or read. He’s on CtoC all the time. Best wishes ma’am. Love your avatar.
So secretly he’s telling Blue state governors to shut it down?
Yes this ridiculous announcement and the actions are meaningless. They will however point to today as the milestone date in the victory over covid. Covid is being wound down and the victory over covid narrative is being rolled out. That’s all folks it’s ending. What follows next with VoC day is BBB revival, all timed to display ‘winning’ to try to turn momentum for the midterms. They may throw in a couple of busts of store looting gangs and play that bigger than it is.
Exactly what I was saying to hubby this morning. “Biden” doesn’t need to have a lockdown because by now there are so many cities and states run by blue baffoons or red RINOs who are doing the work for him. Businesses are also on board. And that doesn’t even factor in how the masses have been so brainwashed they’d lock themselves into a prison cell and throw away the key all on their own.
They’re shutting down the covid. We are on to the victory narrative, they cured it with Kleenex, testing, however they will spin it. This nonsense day will be claimed an historic date.
I believe PCR testing is scheduled to end on Jan 1. That will be the official end of the Vid.
I think they’ll be pushing the Bill Gates tests instead.
I hope we all learn whatever name is on that package, because I wouldn’t dream of using any of them!
(I don’t need to test anyway – having just acquired lifetime natural immunity.)
Will Joe teach him to bite Secret Service agents, too?
Too bad Kleenex won’t wipe the hysterical off of the so called leaders…
As usual with hussein obama , polling and/or focus groups are showing the need to let the states become the villains when possible so they will do that while plotting something else.
I may do a YouTube video mocking this installed puppet today
New puppy for Joe and Jill.
That has to qualify as animal abuse.
Diversity and inclusion.
I think he just lost the cat vote. That is not meant to be funny, they represent 40% of his 30%.
Does that include the pussy hat vote?
I WANT one of those hats…
Wat? Why? But ok. Put the key words into your search engine and you will be amazed at how easy they are to find and how many places sell ’em. It’s crazy! (Then again, what isn’t these days?)
at 3:57 minutes
Remember when Biden told us “you can’t fix the economy until you fix the covid crisis”? He’s done neither, and made the economy worse, much worse in the months to come.
He actually managed to sound coherent, though that night back in Sept. 2020. Quite a decline since then. No longer allowed off the leash.
I imagine, on that night, they put a little cocaine on someone’s hair and allowed Joe to sniff it.
Somehow someway the Weekend at Bernie’s cadaver had its best performance that nite. And Trump was sick if I recall. Trump was still better but was not on his typical A game.
Trump’s mistake that night was having Chris Christie prep debate him. He came out angry.
Interesting. Christie being a Neo-con, though he did convict Jared’s father, who is a huge democrat backer. That was the reason Jared got rid of him, must have been uncomfortable.
This too will fail. (Had I known my dog being ‘chipped’ years ago was an excuse to chip me, I would have told the Vet to pound sand.
I’ve never chipped my dogs, on principle. People made fun of me. I have purebred registered German Shepherds from Czechoslovakia. LOL. Losing one of them would be devastating. I still won’t chip them.
I will never chip another dog of mine, ever.
DPE!!! DUMBEST PRESIDENT EVER!!
So, doubling down on more is the plan.
Nice. Work. Joe.
Take a nap. That had to be exhausting.
Remember when Pres. Trump did all those things, and Liberals accused him of wanting to kill people?
Good times.
I’m holding out for Puffs. Stronger and softer. What the heck, if it’s the “winter of death,” I at least want to choose my own tissues.
Hahaha! They’ll have to pry those Puffs out of our cold dead hands, eh?!
What? You want choice, comrade? You’ll take the gummint issue chafing nasty falling apart stuff and like it! /s
So now that the PCR tests are going to be shut down as of December 31st, the “Gubmint” just decided to buy 500 million “at-home” tests from the company that Bill Gates and Tony Fauxi just invested in? Yeah, NOTHING to see here folks…
My prediction is that they are realizing that as their market share of gullible people is dwindling, it might be time to wrap up the ‘Rona hysteria and move onto something new.
If people are doing tests at home, without any agency set up to which the results must be submitted, the case count will “magically” drop and SloJoe will get all the credit for “Stopping Covid” and saving the country – just in time for the 2022 mid-terms! Gee, what a coincidence!
magically drop then climb when it is needed by citing gov controlled testing
Vikingmom, I just read an email from a friend warning that some of the home tests have Sodium Azide in them. This is a very toxic ingredient that has a poison control call number associated with it.
What? Something coming from Fauxi/gates that could be dangerous and cause unintended side effects? Say it ain’t so! /sarc
In all seriousness, if that is true, it is NOT a good thing according to this MSDS info – check out section 12.1 “Toxicity”
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Sodium-azide#section=Toxicity
Yeah, Why don’t I get a puppy???? Where’s my puppy? I want a puppy…
Omicron symptoms sound same as a sinus infection or common head cold….Sheesh!