This is funny. Sky News host Rita Panahi says she will “personally write a cheque” for anyone who can decipher what Joe Biden is trying to convey in his statements from Shankesville Pennsylvania on September 11th. WATCH:
The YouTube comments are hilarious:
“He quite clearly wants a boxing match with Robert E. Lee in Florida and a rematch in Afghanistan. Send me that cheque.”
“He’s saying if Robert E. Lee doesn’t box him, then he ain’t a real black man. Send me my cheque, thank you please.”
“Listen, I’m Robert E. Lee, from Afghanistan, and I want pudding instead of apple sauce today.” That’s CLEARLY what he is saying.”
She’s HIRED!
Worst job assignment of 2021?
That person is living in hell. ?
For all we know, the ASL person is signing “SOS!” or “Mayday! Mayday!” over and over again.
those stupid sign language clowns are literal virtue signaling. Totally unnecessary and intrusive which of course is why they do it. As usual.
That and boondoggle jobs for otherwise unemployable Democrats.
Usually fat democrats. They need more exercise.
Saw a story about a sign language interpreter a few years ago where for a couple of days during some crisis they were just pretending. It was some schlub with that intense self important look at me face making random gestures.
It was the guy who “interpreted” for Obama when he went to South Africa. It was hilarious.
Death of Nelson Mandella. Try the SNL spoof
or a news report on the actual event.
Bravo! Mandela was a Democrat/.communist terrorist
No worries. They got that sign language interpreter from South Africa who was “interpreting” Obama’s speech, but didn’t know a word of sign language.
Please, I beg you, not another sign language interpreter – I can’t take it anymore.
The Biden Regime’s White House published these 9/11 statements of Joe Biden. ?
…. Kamala has to be hyena-ing her ass off.
You would think with deep fake technology, green screens, and the rest they could have don’t better than that huh?
for real – his mouth is covered – just dub it over for gods sake
The scary part for me is that I know exactly what he was trying to say.
God help me.
Soooo, you gonna share or just keep it between you and the Plagiarist??
I could be mistaken, but I think Mr knuckles means – Joe is so dumb he meant exactly what he said. He has zero comprehension of anything, and he is supposedly el presidente….
C’mon man, it’s clear as mud. He’s talking about TRUMP as usual.
BiteMe threatened numerous times to take TRUMP out behind the gym going back to 2016 campaign. During a promo for Saturday night fights, TRUMP said he’d like to box Biden, but it would be over in seconds. Of course the MSM was scandalized by TRUMP’s comment, but not BiteMe’s comments over past 5 years.
And to open his rally a couple weeks ago TRUMP used a clip from Patton and said if generals like Patton had been in Afghanistan we would have won very quickly.
Pedo Joe has his generals all mixed up.
Great response!
Alrighty then, answer me this.
When joe said Box he meant.
And this was from when Quid Pro Joe was coherent.
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Me too but I didn’t want to admit it lol
My chuckle for the day
His words are somewhat disconnected, yet in essence his sentiment may be “why is everybody always picking on me”
Pretty much what I got out of it too. Kinda hard to tell behind the mask and the glasses but he almost seemed overwhelmed.
Wouldn’t have pegged him as a Coasters fan.
LOL!!
I’m thinking we start a GoFundMe..
let’s raise a YUGE sum of money …let out it at 50.million.
here’s the pitch.
we raise.50.million…make it 100 million.
then we use that money as a display of American unity demanding joe malarkey clear the effort out. OF OUR WHITE HOUSE.
he agrees,.money goes to fund a forever supply of covid drugs that work
ivm, HCQ, regeneron, vitamin packs, azithromycin, etc.
free…you want it…done.. here’s.your supply.
if he refuses, same deal.
of all money I’ve donated this one would be right up there and make a difference in politics, covid and the American experience.
God Bless America
Unfortunately it isn’t funny.
We have seen exactly this thing before. His name was Lenoid Brezhnev, and he died in office … finally … of Alzheimer’s.
He, too, was “installed” into the position by very ruthless people who sought only power.
What a shocking contrast between him, and Biden, and Ronald Reagan – who was until his very last earthly moment was surrounded by people who genuinely loved him, and who therefore zealously protected him. (Particularly a woman who now will never again be separated from him.)
Yea that amnesty was a great thing he did huh
C’mon Mike. Don’t deny us black humor as it is all that is keeping a lot of us sane.
When it hurts so bad you have to laugh to keep from total despair.
I’m a Catholic boy raised in a Jewish neighborhood and learned black humor early.
Lighten up…loosen up…..have a good laugh…life is too short.
I love Rita, Sky News Australia has become my go to news spot.
Joe Biden said he has a boxing match with Robert E. Lee in Afghanistan. He previously fought Corn Pop and holds the world’s Golden Leg Hair Championship title. He’s going to take Robert E. Lee behind the gym and beat the hell out of him. He just wants to win a new circle thingy for his wrist because Jill took his away. He’s going to bite her on the finger again the next time they are at the podium together. Just to clarify Jill is his sister-wife-mother.
The was…..poetic ?
nurse.
You left out “Florida!”
It’s kinda like writing the perfect country song.
Something about the Fountain of Youth or Ice Cream…. whatever. Come on man! You know?
You forgot the “I learned about roaches”. A republican would have never survived that comment.
and a doctor
Robert E. Lee has entered the chat, then they tried to vaccinate him, so he left.
Come on man
He is ridiculing recent statements from Trump. In Trump’s commentary on the boxing match he referenced boxing Biden. In Trump’s comments on the removal of the Robert E. Lee statute in Virginia he commented how great Lee was and how our weak generals now lost in Afghanistan. It is clear what Biden was trying to say, but he is too senile to realize that not every one shares his Trump obsession frame of reference and that no one will understand the implied context.
Actually President Trump did say if Robert E. Lee would have been a general in Afghanistan, he would have won the war. President Trump lives in Biden’s brainless head 24/7.
Robert E. Lee would have boxed corn pop in Florida over Afghanistan. C’mon man!
I am wondering who it is that is spoon feeding this senile old fool various bits and pieces to rile him up.
It may be that the only part that breaks through Baiden’s fog is when Trump ridicules him.
So Trump should step it up to multiple times per day.
That appearance and commentary was fun. PT was killing it.
The genuine love and his reaction was priceless.
All the more reason for Trump to pummel him with wicked burns and memes 4-5 times a day.
“I don’t think his Medulla is connected to the Oblongata”
~ Jack Kevorkian
But it is connected to THE Obamagata…..
Ya’ll are cracking me up ,thankyou I needed it.???
very good!
I come here for the repartee
“I reckon you ought to connect the doohickey to the gizmo.”
Jessie Rockatansky
Its useless to attempt to decipher what Joe My Brain Is Rotting From Syphilis is saying. Why try? Who cares? If Xi is smart he will attack Taiwan now. When President Trump gets back into office its the end of Red China.
President Pudding Brain…..the hamster on the wheel inside his cranium died years ago and no one’s taken the time to get the skeleton out.
The best explanation I’ve heard yet for Joe Biden (this is borrowed):
“While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Biden, the RESIDENT (squatter) in the Whitehouse. The old farmer said, ‘Well, ya know, Biden is a ‘Post Turtle.” Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him “What is a ‘post turtle’ ?
The old farmer said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’. You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he’s elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of EVIL DUMB JERK put him up there to begin with.”
Gotta love them old farmers and their common sense.
I think he’s saying that when he boxes somebody, he wants ‘ol Bobby Lee to wipe his butt when he’s in Afghanistan.
Um, does he still have the nuclear launch button? or, did they quietly take that away from him???
BTW, I never start a sentence with ‘Um’ but, this is one of those special occasions.
Not entirely sure we want to know who has it instead now….
maybe Ron Klain had one of those “RESET” buttons made for him, just to placate him
AFGHANISTAN HOSTAGE DAY #13
How many trapped – 1,000? 5,000?
6 planes
24 Sacramento school children
Many others
The MSM is collaborating with the Deep State & DNC to not report on this story.
Recall Jimmy Carter? Night line. Day #432 …
And how many young Marines are recovering in the hospital from massive
physical damage, the result of being ruled by malicious incompetents
The only real Americans on those planes are the pilots.
Clearly, he was talking about taking a road trip from Florida to Afghanistan in the Robert E. Lee.
P.S. Early reports California voters already getting jobbed in Newsom Recall. OAN.
Think the Deep State would allow Cuomo and future Presidential candidate Newsom to both get booted?
Think of this comparison.
Newsom = John Kennedy
Getty Sr = Joe Kennedy
NPelosi = ??
Slim attractive wife = ditto
Big family = ditto
So True 🙂
I love, love, love that man.
No matter what the blabbering Buffon in the White House says, he’s a lying dog faced pony soldier.
It’s jabberwacky
‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
I love “Jabberwocky”
Biden means to say that he will appoint the ghost of Robert E. Lee as acting Secretary of Defense and then fire Lee’s ghost for losing in Afghanistan. Biden will then have a boxing match with Lee’s ghost in the White House gym to prove that he, Joe Biden, is the toughest opponent a living Robert E. Lee could ever have faced. But here’s the caveat. Biden will not step into the ring unless Lee’s ghost is vaccinated and wears a mask.
I don’t know what the racist pedophile is trying to say, nor do I care.
But is the United States really the most powerful nation on Earth? China seems to be a lot more powerful right now.
Yes indeed it is. The strength lies with the people. At least fascism is a fairly recent trait here and there are generations that know what freedom is and means, at least a h*** of a lot more than the Chinese people do.
With Joe Biden it doesn’t matter how powerful the US. Taliban got a surrender with a couple sling-shots, Bow and arrow and a spitball.
86/46 because he ain’t
That’s nice.
I’m happy for you.
“How’s he dressing himself?” He isn’t! That’s Doctor Jill’s /s job! The real question is can he go potty by himself?
When you invoke Adoph Hitler, you already lost the argument; when you invoke Robert E. Lee, you have no idea what you are talking about.
The YouTube comments are hilarious:
And here’s the winner:
Daily reminder: Biden was not elected. Biden was installed. Like a toilet.
but they forgot the wax ring . . . and that’s important
How to speak Bidenese…NEXNELSPRENT.
Excellent! It’s New Words in a New Language – Dementia Joe.
Tim Conway Jr. is on KFI 640 in LA has a show in the evening. He does just this and has his listeners call in to guess what the person was trying to say. Some of the funnies ones are clips of Jessie Jackson.
This is absolutely hysterical. This guy is a genius!!! Thank you for posting it. That was the best laugh I’ve had in I don’t know how long.
My wife laughed so hard she got the hiccups!
Too funny!
“What do you wanna do with Biden? I wanna box him. I should be so lucky.”
~Was Joe forecasting (and begging for) his being arkansided???
literally no reason to, until you’re ready for the false flag to make him a martyr and attack red america.
God hates liars and thieves.
I’m fairly certain that the jive lady (June Clever) from The Airplane movie could translate if she was still alive.
Sheeeet you jive turkey
“I speak jive!” – June Cleaver
Didn’t carterzest used to be an actual Treeper?
Nobody don’t like puddin.
Trunalimunumaprzure !
You may benefit from the video posted upstream about Biden’s words, though give your comment, you may be at a more advanced level than this introductory video.
Biden said, “They are saying mean things about me Jill!’. “What am I doing wrong besides cheating to become President and doing whatever China tells me to do!” “They think Robert E. Lee would do a better job than me and he lost the Civil War! “I may have to box someone over this! Did you see Trump at the boxing match?” The crowd said “We love Trump and F**k Biden!”
This is for real man.
The problem with all this is his replacement. We need a plan to make that short-lived.
I’m worried about the replacement after the replacement….
He’s kinda like Gov. Lepitimane in Blazing Saddles except not as likable.
I keep thinking Harvey Korman is gonna show up.
Hedley, Hedley … rolls eyes and sighs
Blazing Saddles (3/10) Movie CLIP – Harrumphing with the Governor (1974) HD – YouTube
Gabby Johnson’s official frontier gibberish
I don’t see why some folks say this sounds like Leonid Brezhnev trying to speak – no similarities whatsoever.
I was on a an online meeting with a colleague in Mumbai India and without any prompting asked, “What are you guys going to do about the walking potato”? I replied; “Excuse me.” He elaborated; “The walking vegetable Joe Biden”. I had to be cautious as I am old fashioned and believe talking politics or religion in mixed company is bad form. However he persisted and asked; “Are you a Trump supporter or Biden supporter”? Losing my hesitancy I responded; “President Trump, no question”. To which he said; “Good man.” ….and he continued: “What are the Americans going to do about it”? To which I didn’t have a good answer and answered cautiously; “I think it’s still being worked on”.
He was aware of President Trump doing rallies and how that is odd. The audit in AZ and coming to other states. He had a better grasp on what was going on in this country and what happened on 11/3…than most democrats, it was weird.
It’s both funny and sad that the President (resident) of the USA is thought of as a vegetable. Videos like this enhance this image.
I know LOTS of Indians in my job and they are scared to death that they’ve been left out to dry with China at their backdoor. No one is coming to help them anymore.
Interesting
https://mobile.twitter.com/ToxicAngel84/status/1436964665809121280
*Biden couldn’t talk right because he had just gotten punk’d by some kids there in PA.
OMG these kids are great.
Love the little girl in front – it’s like she knows President Corn Pop just got punked.
Lol the red shirt kid – “I’ll be back”
I didn’t even see that one! OMG these kids are hilarious!
He has his creepy arm around that young girl’s waist. Once a perv, always a perv.
More please!
I think he said this…
“Robert E. Lee in Afghanistan told him not to box Corn Pop near a place called Florida because he wasn’t black enough.”
ICE CREAM CONES!
He’s in charge of nothing.
The real drivers of this train of consequences are still hiding.
He had a moment like this on the live feed from KTVB in Boise today when looking at a display right before he took off at 1:55 MST…the station cut away to coverage of AF1 stairs to give Joe another assist. So pleasing to get to flip of the plane as it flew out of BOI today. I never thought I would say that.
Dang, I needed a belly laugh today Sundance.
WTH did he just say?!
God Bless you Sky News! Hilarious.
What the hell is trying to crawl out of his head, I thought it was gonna explode.