Creepy Porn Lawyer Michael Avenatti was a hero leftist media and a held in high regard as a political savior of the Democrat party. Avenatti was even promoted as a presidential candidate by the far-left who adored him.
Unfortunately for Democrats, CPL was also a scumbag, freak, an egotistical weirdo, and severely sketchy.
Today Avenatti was sentenced to 2.5 years in federal prison for extortion and fraud. In other words, he just crossed the hurdle of qualification needed to become the next Mayor of DC, Philadelphia or Baltimore.
POLITICO Laments: “Michael Avenatti, the brash California lawyer who once represented Stormy Daniels in lawsuits against President Donald Trump, was sentenced Thursday to 2 1/2 years in prison for trying to extort up to $25 million from Nike by threatening the company with bad publicity.
Avenatti, 50, was convicted of charges including attempted extortion and honest services fraud in connection with his representation of a Los Angeles youth basketball league organizer who was upset that Nike had ended its league sponsorship. (read more)
I’m genuinely surprised he got any time at all. On the other hand the many montages now available of the MSM orally (verbally) fellating him are hilarious.
Had he tried to blackmail another company instead of Nike he probably would have bever been charged.
Nike is woke and in bed with the Occult Sadist Dems.
And don’t forget the Chinese Communist Party.
“Nike is a brand that is of China and for China,” said Donahoe, who had served as Nike’s president and CEO since January 2020.
If he was Trump’s lawyer, he would be doing life without parole.
He will be released before the Jan 6th Trespassers.
Not this trespasser…that dresses up like antifa, attends a bible study group, and likes molotov cocktails.
No word if he was spreading the Chinese Disease to vaxx-hesitant, Russian, white-supremacist, peaceful-insurrectionists…yet. /s
“Fi Duong, 27, appeared in court Friday and was released to home confinement pending trial, over the objections of prosecutors who sought stricter terms,” the Post notes.”
https://www.theepochtimes.com/undercover-fbi-agent-embedded-with-militia-group-that-surveilled-capitol-filing_3891239.html
https://trendingpolitics.com/confirmed-undercover-agents-were-working-capitol-rioters-on-january-6-court-documents-reveal-knab/
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Exactly! Just like Madoff stole from the wrong clients! Had Madoff stole from the 401k where I worked the SDNY wouldn’t have given him a parking ticket!
Hopefully this pompous jackass will receive a very meaningful prison shower time orientation
Judging from his photos with Don Lemon,
he might be up for it.
Sacrificial Lamb, if Maga 10-20 yrs!
Why do they still call him a lawyer? He should be disbarred for life.
Is the title lawyer like President? Once you obtain the title you retain it.
He’ll be out by 2024, it’s amazing how they plan these things.
So, 2024 will be Trump versus Avenatti? Some things have to be..
Fortunately, Mikey the felon, will have somewhat less media pull, after release.
I’ll bet he serves no more than one year.
out by 2024, no
“he is facing in CA (charges from 2019):
36-count federal indictment alleging he stole millions of dollars from clients,
did not pay his taxes,
committed bank fraud
and lied in bankruptcy proceedings”
My, How the mighty have fallen. Right Mikey?
Aw, but he shore is purty. He’ll be real pop-u-lar with his new block mates. Cue Deliverence banjo music. ?
N/M
Are the poles in and out of the showers? ??
My last cell mate was Bill Clinton’s friend, he had an accident. /s
-Epstein Guards Cop To Falsifying Prison Logs, Cut Deal With Feds To Avoid Doing Time
https://dailycaller.com/2021/05/21/epstein-guards-falsified-prison-logs-feds-jail-time/
Crickets from every media scum that elevated this cretin. Not that we needed another example of how today’s news media is about as useful as navel lint.
That might just qualify as an insult to naval lint.
The louder they get, the faker it is.
“A coalition of sentiments is not for the interest of printers. They live by the zeal they can kindle and the schisms they can create.
“The printers can never leave us in a state of perfect rest and union of opinion. They would be no longer useful and would have to go to the plough.” –Thomas Jefferson to Elbridge Gerry, 1801
I’m GLAD that arrogant turd got convicted and will be punished.
BUT…
Part of me also believes that MANY in the “Legal Profession” get by with FAR WORSE every day!
It’s the nature of that BEAST.
Al Shakedown does this every day. Someone tell CPL when you extort Nike you’re supposed to kick some percentages upward. He’ll get it right next time.
What Avenatti did, scum that he is, doesn’t in any way compare to what the FBI did to Trump, General Flynn, and a long list of others.
Honest question: Why haven’t any of the coup plotters gone to jail?
There is no justice in this country.
Bill Barr failed us Madame.
The FBI is protecting pedophiles (Hunter Biden etc)…. We are heading towards something we may not have thought we would experience in our life times.
We saw the proof on the laptop from hell. The corrupt FBI knows we saw it by accident thanks to our anti-communist whistle blowing friends from China. Therefore, we are enemies of the state because they know we know there is no way possible Biden could legitimately be in the White House due to the contents of the laptop alone.
“10 held by H for the Big Guy”
10% of the CCP bribe money held by Hunter for Joe Bidens role in the pay to play scheme.
Does anyone have the Hampton party photos?
This one? Amazing how some people could get so much pleasure out of being a fake phony.
That’s it!
putrid
The things people do for a fast track to wealth. The CCP knows.
Not sure what that pic is of?
Looks like one long turd, bent in 1/2.
Anderson Cooper looks like he is channeling his inner super model with that stare at the camera!
Zoolander.
That was weird. I was about to laugh and then I looked at the picture and felt sick again
Blue Steel? Or is it Magnum?
I have so many bannable responses swirling.
He’s a member of the Mike Pence Perfect Hair Club.
Looking waxier by the minute.
A few blinks a day,
keeps Madame Tussauds away.
Anderson Cooper is doing his squinty-face. When Eastwood finally goes, he’s ready.
AC was not excited by the whole thing.
They all look like cardboard cutouts Photoshopped into a stock photo of a hotel meeting room.
Many years ago, I was briefly acquainted with a bottom-feeding lawyer who specialized in representing strippers and drug dealers. Last I heard, he was disbarred for taking coerced payment from his clients.
He was disbarred.
What happened to the stripper?
She became First Lady and always remember….
Jill Biden is a skank.
She may be a skank, but she did a fine job raising Hunter the artist.
Is it too judgy to say, yech on all 3? All overrated, fake in every conceivable way and in the same profession.
CPL with his fav client, Stormie, then stole a huge chunk of her money – so she said & sued. What a joke! HAHAHAHA!!!
We need a medley video of every loon singing Avenattis praises.
The Dims and their Lapdog Media deserve that video— over and over again.
What a pack of frauds!
CNN, Mainstream Media’s Worshipping of Michael Avenatti – YouTube
It’s out there.
Saw it/one today.
Oh, they were so sure he would be POTUS
Avenatti got caught playing the same game that democrats routinely play. His real crime was that his Stormy Daniels legal case failed to bring down Trump. Failing that mission removed his protection by the corruptocrats and now he is going to the slammer.
“You have lost your shield, Brave Soldier!” Gunga Din 1939
nice
Best line of the day
“In other words, he just crossed the hurdle of qualification needed to become the next Mayor of DC, Philadelphia or Baltimore.”
Baltimore absolutely. I’ll (sadly) vouch for my hometown as being very deserving of legal services from the likes of a sub-sewer feeder like Avenatti. He might even be a step up from the city’s current miserable excuse for a States Attorney, Marilyn Mosby.
Surprised he didn’t mention Atlanta! Maybe honorable mention.
Sundance is so funny!
That had me ROTFL.
Now that they have lost Michael Avenatti as their great hero, well mostly anyway, who will be their replacement great hero going forward?
Lloyd Austin or Mark Milley or… .. both … as they CRT and Wokeize the US Military into the US Constitution’s, and hence the American People’s ,Enemy Number One ?
Avenatti is great example of what meth, coke, MDMA do to your brain.
EVERYTHING you think of is a great idea.
“Everything you see or think or say, is awesome!” – Everything Is Awesome, theme from the highly satirical The Lego Movie.
I love that movie. I even used it to teach my Community College class about soft totalitarianism and the NWO before Schwab ever came out with the great reset. It is not a kid’s movie.
We bought it when it first came out; the promo edition that had a tiny Emmet keychain flashlight – currently hanging on my keychain. My husband isn’t a huge fan but I rather like it. It’s pretty clearly anti-Communist. And, our very own Steven Mnuchin was one of the executive producers. 😀
(The song is pretty catchy, too.)
Agree with all the above.
under rated movie
LOL— The paparazzi would wait for him to go on his morning jog. ?
This news really brightened my day. Crickets from the left. LOL.
Aren’t there other trials pending? Seems like he was in trouble for a few other things. Stealing money from a client. Skipping out on rent. Returning his porn videos late. Was hoping it was 30 YEARS when I first heard the good news.
Creepy Porn Lawyer Michael Avenatti has 3 more trials in his future….
“he faces the start of a fraud trial next week in Orange County,
a second California criminal trial later this year and a separate trial next year in Manhattan,
where he is charged with cheating Daniels out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.”
I assume Mikey has been disbarred everywhere, right?
Probably not. Sullivan’s still on the bench.
Somewhere out there is a video of Avantti saying his favorite sexual fantasy involve handcuffs.
LMAO
Saw it tonite…probably Tucker. He told Joyless Behar that of The View
Roger Stone got 6 years.
His crime was not being well connected enough.
You need to come up through the Democrat Party to reap the rewards of the Obama judiciary.
He was all ‘bling’ and not enough ‘comrade’.
Chances are he was already an informant/mole that cut a deal to work a political protection racket, like Danny Solis.
“In a court filing Thursday, Burke’s lawyers wrote that Solis struck what’s known as a deferred-prosecution agreement with federal prosecutors on Jan. 3, 2019.”
-How is corrupt ex-Ald. Danny Solis still a free man? Ed Burke’s lawyers give answer in litany of court filings
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/2020/8/20/21378221/ed-burke-ald-danny-solis-feds-cooperation-court-documents-14th-ward
One more Commie soldier eaten by his machine.
Would’ve loved to have been in that courtroom. Looks like fun!
Sundance’s approach to this article is priceless! I was laughing out loud at the wording! 🙂
Comedy gold.
The Crack Adventures of Hunter Biden Movie:
https://gtv.org/video/id=5f9ddfcead3f0f61d2a839b5
People I’d like to see go to jail
Hilary Clinton
Bill Clinton
James Comey
John Brennan
James Clapper
just off the top of my head…..
my list of people I would like to be hung by the neck on the steps of the supreme court probably has a 100 percent Venn diagram to your prison list.
I’ll compromise…you put them in prison for the rest of their lives and every day we frog.march them to the stone steps and they draw straws who goes last.
imagine we could end this nightmare rather quickly if necks were throttled on the daily prime time.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer scumbag. Remember when the stupidest man in media, Brian Stelter had Avenatti as the DemoRat presidential front runner in 2020. Oh well, he’s no more corrupt than Creepy Joe and not senile either.
Does anybody here SERIOUSLY think all those Lickers of Creepy Porn Lawyer can be kept from destroying The Republic and Enslaving you by means of Rhetoric, Argument, and Moral Suasion?
Even if you flip both the House AND the Senate in 22, will it stop them? Will it
stop The American Stasi State? The Bureaucratic Aparatchik State Swamp?
If you re-elect President Trump will any of THOSE people’s behavior change?
They are EVIL as any French or Russian Aristocrat, Nazi SS Murderer, Maoist Cultural Revolutionary.
And they are “triumphing”.
So, good men, what are you DOING?
I hope no one accuses me of quietism but good men will start here:
I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving be made for all people—for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness. This is good, and pleases God our Savior…” -1 Timothy 2:1-3
If you have plans that are radically at odds with such council, you may find yourself yourself sharing a cell with Avenatti.
Will it stop the forever wars?
“The Fake News and Big Tech (and Dems!) coordinated attack on the millions of people in our Country, who call the 2020 Presidential Election disgraceful and corrupt, is failing. More and more people are calling it RIGGED and STOLEN.” — Donald J. Trump, July 8, 2021
First Satan created Michael Avenatti to lie to and destroy America. That was just for practice. Then he created CRT/1619 Project and Wokeism and declared them to be among his finest inventions and Lloyd Austin and Mark Milley and their Generals to be among his favorite pets.
It was ok when he dragged his girlfriend around by the hair and knocked her from their shared home into next week. But extorting the CCP’s best slaver for robbing an American black inner city youth was a bridge too far. It’s called morals people, we have “laws” when expedient you know.
Is it actually possible to threaten a company that uses slave labor with “bad” publicity?
Classic…where are they now?
Schadenfreudilicious!
LOLOL
Thus proving what a total pack of IMBECILES the MSM are!
Conjugal type visits by Stormy ?
Pretty sure his dance card is already full.
Other cases pending, like how he defrauded 5 individuals (clients).
*** He received a substantially reduced sentence from the 120-130-odd months sentence from the typical sentencing guidelines. ***
More D favoritism.
The judge said he was “drunk on perceived power”……..he believed the media about himself. ?♀️
He was Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson, FDR, and JFK all rolled into one, according to the dem ministry of propaganda. I wonder if they told BIG tech to SCRUB his many appearances on the alphabet channels off of the socials like he never even existed? Too funny!
Avenatti incurred the wrath of democrats and made himself a marked man when he jumped the shark without permission by inserting himself in the Kavanaugh circus with the preposterous story about gang-bangs and spiked kool-aide. That fairytale was too obvious even for the dumbed down democrat base and exposed the whole thing as the stupid charade it was.
30 month is Not enough for disgraceful liar porn lawyer,
He got a sweetheart deal –
deferred-prosecution agreement?
See Danny Solis.
I happen to know a little something about him due to him trying to borrow money. He had a nice office in Newport Beach, CA, rented, and 5 fancy cars…all leased. Under all that he was leveraged to the hilt. He was all for show – a scammer always looking for the next scam. Just hilarious that people threw money at him begging him to save them from DJT. It’s amazing how people can fall for such phony hype.
…he now qualifies for the position of head of the World Health Organization, and probably innumerable other transnational administrative posts as well, including Sec-Gen of the United Nations and International Olympic Cmte.
The only remaining question is will they allow Scaramucci to have conjugal visits with CPL?
Real POTUS Trump is laughing his ass off.
Federal Guidelines call for a 9 year minimum sentence. Why isn’t this creep serving even the minimum sentence?
Sorry … I believe that white collar crime is every bit as personally devastating to peoples lives as blue collar crimes. The BOOK should have been thrown at him!
No help from the white house.
https://mobile.twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1413333595285073920
https://mobile.twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1413327487996674054
He stole millions from people who won judgments against companies from major injuries which doesn’t even seem to be talked about. This creepy nickel chasing shysters should have received 20+ yrs and you can bet he will be out in less then two years.
his woes are far from over.
1 . now that covid is mostly over there isn’t likely any argument early release.
2. he still faces charges of fraud representing stormy Daniels…the irony not trying to screw over a porn whore still makes my ribs hurt
3. there are at least 3 fraud cases known…a coffee company…a bank…and a race car outfit. millions upon millions of money involved
4. and it seems he owes quite a bit if divorce cash and child support with a nasty case if domestic abuse that probably isn’t going to get swept.
5. there is also rumor he was advanced book signing which he never delivered…millions there
so when ever naughty does get released, he’ll probably be dragged out by his heels while screaming…I don’t wanna go ..please.
I give him 35 months before he either commits suicide… his life is over.
I won’t miss him
I think I also saw something about some tax issues, too.
I am still angry that nothing came of Grassley’s referral of him over the Kavanaugh hearings
I think Avenatti is being punished .. His punch bowl gang rape nonsense at the Kavanaugh hearings was what really turned the tide when People said WTH…he cost the Dems with that nonsense heck even the dems at the time on the senate were trying to ignore his stories.. So this is his punishment for his antics
Yeah he got used for airtime to battle POTUS anyone and everyone did..
30 months?
That does nothing but enhance his democrat “street cred”.
We haven’t seen the last of this POS.