CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin is apologizing to his family after sharing his penis with coworkers during a Zoom call.
Apparently Mr. Toobin was on a members only Zoom teleconference with The New Yorker and WYNC radio when he displayed his genitals to the audience.
The New Yorker has suspended Toobin, prompting apologies for his family:
(Vice News) The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin. Sources tell VICE it’s because he exposed himself during a Zoom call last week between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio.
Toobin said in a statement to Motherboard: “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.
New Yorker spokesperson Natalie Raabe said: “Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter.” (more)
It’s a question of “balance”.
Jeffrey had a “Zoomin Stake in one hand and a Toobin Steak in the other”.
He erred toward the Steak and not the Stake.
Best guess, “Retiring to spend more time with my family”, will be the answer.
Gives new meaning to “Toob Steak Boogie”, eh? 🙂
Sarc Off/
Democrats are degenerates.
“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. ”
A mistake.
Wow.
He made a life changing decision. Now he lives with it. so sad, too bad, NOT.
Bank robber testimony…
“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera”
I would hope this guy goes directly into a sex rehab place like Tiger.
This is a tough weakness to hide. Look for some co-worker issues to arise.
And then there is his law license…….
So he says he did not realize he was still live, that’s a pretty weak excuse. What the heck was he doing with his PP ? So, when he is off camera is that what he “Normally” does?
Your post made me laugh out loud. Thanks
Like the Oklahoma judge (D) who used a pump to pleasure himself while hearing cases.
Toobin is a putz head.
My question exactly, Stephen. Thanks!
And the question used to be if the person on the other end of the call was wearing pants.
And, of course, it’s being reported by a magazine titled “VICE”.
Jeffrey Toobin’s new theme song:
LMFAO !!!
Baaaaa
Toobin is Tubing on his Tube. Tube That, You Tubers 🙂 Baaaaaa!
Is this guy totally insane crazy?
trade mark of CNN????
He has a certain “privilege” that has been a shield all of his worthless life!
Update. ?
“This piece has been updated with more detail about the call and the headline has been updated to reflect that Toobin was masturbating.”
https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident
I laughed when I first read about Toobin and I laughed all over again reading what they really saw and how CNN is letting him take a leave while the New Yorker is taking it all seriously.
I kid you not – Breitbart headline:”CNN Jerk Off TV”
perfect
As Western PA people say:
“What a jag-off!”
Western PA??? More like PA.
Toobin was appropriate to the call which was a simulation (or Stimulation, if you prefer), on election night responses from all of the key players.
Most of the time Democrats are up to their elbows in “Toobining”.
…and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts.
It makes perfect sense, now.
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Oh my…lol
You guys gotta love the NY Post
They call a spade a damn shovel!
Toobin his own horn: Writer reportedly masturbated during New Yorker Zoom call
Jeffrey Toobin was masturbating in front of New Yorker bigs, report says
https://nypost.com/2020/10/19/jeffrey-toobin-was-masturbating-in-front-of-new-yorker-bigs-report/
“placticing for the election!”
The New Yorker writer and CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin didn’t just expose himself during a Zoom work meeting — he was caught masturbating, and those in the online powwow included some of magazine’s biggest other stars, a new report says.
Two people on last week’s video call told Vice that the online gathering was part of a virtual election simulation that included New Yorker bigs such as Jane Mayer, Evan Osnos, Masha Gessen and Jelani Cobb, as well as producers from the magazine and WNYC radio.
An “election simulation”?
Unfortunate coincidence.
He must have misinterpreted and thought it was an erection simulation.
…the online gathering was part of a virtual election simulation that included New Yorker bigs…
should be changed to:
…the online gathering was part of a virtual erection stimulation that included New Yorker bigs…
Maybe he misunderstood the topic of the Zoom call thinking it was an “erection stimulation” instead of an “election simulation.”
“masturbating over a hot co-worker”
Was it Jane Meyer? I don’t think so …
Was it Sue Halpern? Maybe …
Was is Masha Gessen? I think we have a winner …
The exciting event was an “election simulation” featuring many of the New Yorker’s biggest stars:
Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans;
Evan Osnos was Joe Biden
Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats
Masha Gessen played Donald Trump
Andrew Marantz was the far right
Sue Halpern was left wing democrats
Dexter Filkins was the military
Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts.
… with that stern look and Joan Baez nose, I’m betting Toobin likes to be strapped down and disciplined … hey, I’m just sayin’
or maybe Fein Stain ????….
Perhaps it was Don Lemon.
Why limit it to just the women?
well, I thought Gessen was a guy at first
her bio at New Yorker CONSPICUOUSLY avoids any gender-revealing pronouns
CONSPICUOUSLY, I tell ya
… not a one
besides that, I searched just enough to make my wise-a$$ comment
I ain’t got all day
but point well taken
LOL , Nim ?
Or “Imaginary Lover”…
I think the pics you posted are not of the correct gender that was so stimulating to groove’n Toob’n.
Evidently Toobin likes gender ambiguous possibly manly kinds of “ladies”….. or maybe he was excited for the men on the Zoom call…..
Maybe it’s part of the new liberal sign language. Watch Cuomo’s next TV spot.
Wouldn’t surprise me. And Toobin could be the “PG” version.
I am guessing non-binary Masha Gessen
I LOLd … as the kids say
NY Post out for blood after being censored like some kind of *gasp* conservative rag. Big Tech and the DNC will rue the day they messed with a major paper with as many lawyers as they have.
Fox News is reporting the same thing.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/cnn-jeffrey-toobin-masturbating-zoom-call-new-yorker
Here is the headlines: CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin reportedly masturbating on Zoom call that led to New Yorker suspension
Toobin will also be taking time off from the anti-Trump network
If you put, ‘Upcoming Stimulus Package,’ on the agenda, you need to be more specific.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toobin signs into Zoom: “Hi, everyone!”
Everyone: “Hi, dick! Hi, Mr. Toobin!”
Toobin: ?
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WAFI!
He’ll be forgiven in a few months and back at CN . Jeff Zucker isn’t going to hold a grudge!
Hope he doesn’t hold a pud.
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.
Collateral Damage of the Plandemic. Priceless.
I hear he’s got a sequel coming out to his O.J. book
“The Rub of his Life”
zoomin jeff
Being a lawyer, where were his briefs?
Anonymous sources tell us that Toobin, who will appeal his CNN suspension by proving no evidence of corpus delicti, has said, “I know what should be done when there is a no substantial corpus delicti”.
Around his ankles?
OMG I am ROFLMAO over the Treepers comments. He-laarious. Not to mention how absolutely stupid & unethical these CNN people are.
I mean what a dope-who does that while in a biz meeting never mind the zoom factor.
Good gawd CNN I am assuming he was on the payroll during this debacle?
This, CNN is your employees-good job pickin em!
“who does that while in a biz meeting never mind the zoom factor”
I think they were deep into a group discussion on the next Trump “Bombshell”, and… well… you know.
Wonder if he was thumbing through Woodward’s book at the time. Tee-hee… Woodward.
Owner of a Power Stroke Diesel here… A word of advice for Toobin… “Don’t just stroke it! Power Stroke it!” ? ? ?
I will not link to a Billy Squier music video here.
For those who don’t know what I’m talking about… trust me, it’s funny.
Go big or go home. Oh wait, he was home.
Thanks for all the laughs Treepers, just what I needed!
Laughing is good for the heart and the soul. If you can’t find something to laugh at each day of the year… then you very well might be suffering from TDS. Should get that checked.
BTW… that GIF of the Meerkat is an Instant Classic.
It was Russian erection interference.
Bluto! Out of all the funnies….! Oh my that was good, thanks
I have bern wondering when Bluto would show up. Great to have him back, but where is the darling dog icon?
For me? First thiught? THE TRUMP CURSE
C’mon, man! It was obviously a Russian hack of Zoom.
Best meme in years. Thanks, Sundance.
As for what I’ve been calling CNN staff for years, I’m vindicated.
THIS IS CNN
THIS WAS CNN.
My wifes on a zoom call with her Ladies Chorus group now. Think I’ll go show my stuff. Maybe not, they wouldn’t be impressed.
Always heard CNN hired him because he was a Master deBater.
WH’s Meadows: Lawsuits Coming Over Blocking of Biden Story
https://www.newsmax.com/us/mark-meadows-hunter-biden-twitter-facebook/2020/10/19/id/992724/
Anyone who would do something like this is mentally ill…………………..
He could blame it on covid lockdown loneliness, but that would not help Biden.
Times must be tough at CNN ….. Toobin had to get a part time job putting on puppet shows ….
Jeffrey, we’re here for a mass debate you idiot… a mass debate.
Hey jerkToobin! The ’80s called and want you to buy a Members Only jacket.
The entire mainstream media seems to be a bunch of degenerates.
It’s the sign of the times. The 60’s were tame compared to today.
Oh, his poor fellow Zoomies; they should get counseling for Post Toobin Stress Disorder.
Oops. He thought CNN said report on the 2020 Erections.
So Toobi ‘normally’ masturbating for others to see? That is normal norm in CNN. CNN personalities are very diverse deviant, narcissists, pedo, satanists and criminals.
The new normal!!! Aaaaagh!
Y’all are killing me. I’ve got nothing to add except Thank You!!
Do ya think Biden can get into the Members Only category???
https://twitter.com/MAGA2ARIGHTS/status/131613692825801113
let’s try this one 😛
He Fogged-Up His Glasses While “Pounding The Porterhouse” On Zoom And He Will Probably Be Back On CNN Slagging Trump By Weeks End… Sick Degenerates All Of Them!
Waxing the dolphin
Flogging the bishop
Jeffrey Toobin: Class act, or mendacious moral midget?
https://harvardlawschoolisbogus.wordpress.com/2013/05/25/jeffrey-toobin/
There are few things more disgusting than the thought of this disgusting slob exposing himself.
Any kids in the audience? I say that since so many of these leftist
perverts are pedos.
Doggone he must need new glasses…he misread election gaming for erection gaming…lol
Yeah, that didn’t work.
As Emily Litella (RIP) often said –
“Never mind.”
Karma.It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
Scuse me while I whip this out..
Did the Fan Belt Inspectors not follow up on the child porn found on Paul Krugmans computer at the NYTs that he claims was hacked ?
I surrender. These people are our moral and intellectual superiors.
Toobin’s explanation is preposterous and not to be credited for an instant. Utter garbage. It’s possible he was under the influence of something but is no less depraved for that reason. Remember this is the same scoundrel who browbeat a woman he’d impregnated into having an abortion.
THIS……………….is CNN
After posting a comment, I have been reading all the subsequent comments. I am kinda surprised. Although, I admit that most are some funny stuff. Believe me, I am not a guy from the radical right, however, some comments seems like from more Liberals than Conservatives. My comment, was this guy (Toobin) needs his ass kicked. Like in the days, when a father that some dude treated his daughter badly. The father told the kid, what he thought. The father told the kids, father what he thought. If they disagreed, then more than likely the father of the daughter kicked the ass of the father of the kid. It is not funny stuff, except in today’s world. It sure as hell it not funny stuff, when the site starts the day with the Lord’s Prayer. In closing or other words, Toobin & CNN need to get SMASHED over this issue. Thanks for letting me vent. God Bless from an Old Testament Guy….Cheerio
“ when a father that some dude treated his daughter badly.”
Hilarious! Toob literally knocked up the daughter of his co-worker.
Seriously? Any other dad’s want in on this? Where do I find this punk? just kidding, kinda. In my world, Toobin would not be on CNN. Would have a face for radio. Cheerio