CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin is apologizing to his family after sharing his penis with coworkers during a Zoom call.
Apparently Mr. Toobin was on a members only Zoom teleconference with The New Yorker and WYNC radio when he displayed his genitals to the audience.
The New Yorker has suspended Toobin, prompting apologies for his family:
(Vice News) The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin. Sources tell VICE it’s because he exposed himself during a Zoom call last week between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio.
Toobin said in a statement to Motherboard: “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.
New Yorker spokesperson Natalie Raabe said: “Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter.” (more)
Like the French say:
chacun a son dicque
Karma. Watch him try to get qualified for the pending ”Stimulus”
In an update, Toobin was preparing for an appearance on “The Five”. He was actively pursuing his preparation, drawing on his years of fishing experience. He once remarked had he not loved the law as he did, he would have happily lived as a master baiter on a dingy.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants….
yarrrrr – it’s driving me nuts!
Seeing avatar of Hillary reminds me that The New Yorker and WYNC just got schlonged.
What is that gif! Hilarious!
Funniest I have seen posted here.
I laughed for a solid 20 seconds. Still got the giggles, TBH.
if it was an accident, why would he apologize to his wife?
This kind of thing is a recurring accident with him.
Because he spent money on live chat with some cam girl, duh.
I think he was acting in a manner incompatible with being a spouse.
It was a consequence directly related to the freedoms that work from home affords. Toobin is the single biggest hack in legal analysis. That gif above, coupled with this story brings robust laughter.
Why would a man of his age feel the need to pull his pudden, and could someone explain to the left that muting a program cuts off the sound not the forking program. No I won’t explain to them the difference, I’m enjoying that pig get his- to much.
He didn’t say it was an accident. He apologized for making the mistake of not actually muting the video and sound.
Diggy, to steal a line from the movie love actually, “you made the life that I live ridiculous”. She’s going to have to bear the jokes about her husband. Embarrassment in front of family and friends. Every time she walks in a room, she’s going to know that everyone in the room knows what her husband was doing.
if it was an accident, why would he apologize to his wife?
He’s embarrassed his wife has to settle for less.
Hey, even Toobin is disappointed in himself.
Hunter Biden on being told about Zoom Dick “He did that without Cocaine ?”.
bwahahahahaha…………
These people are sick! He wasn’t in the privacy of his home/bedroom so it should have stayed hidden even if he thought/knew the camera was turned off.
1rst-Look at this way. If he had used common sense, he would have deprived the rest of us of all this laughter. Laughter is a good relief from covid stress. Go Toobin!!!!
PSA: Do NOT answer it!!
??? laughed so hard i started coughing and almost choked to death!
Was that wrong?
” I brought my pencil”
Schevy guy, no surprise he’d be into that crap.
Well this can’t be blamed on white supremacy.
wanna bet?
Heck, we just had a close “fly-by” (narrow miss of meteoroid)
You don’t think we’d hear it was Trump’s fault if it had plowed into us?
If it weren’t for web blogs like this one I would not even know CNN exists. Does it have any “real” viewers? I doubt it
Always so embarrassing when one’s johnson gets loose!
The Toobin memes are already flying off shelves…..
Oh man, that’s just good humor there. Well done.
“We have conclusive evidence that video came from Putin.”
-Adam Schiff
And everyone saw his Johnson was Hacked.
I was in the pool……I JUST GOT OUT OF THE POOL !!!………wait, W-AAAA-IIII-TTTTIT !!!!
What world do these sick infantile assholes live in?
The DC Bubble
I think a spouse of one of those on the Zoom Call with Toobin should show up at CNN, then beat the shit out of him. That would be what we call “accountability”. Then, let CNN defend Toobin on-air for his…ah, mistake. To paraphrase an ole General…..sometimes a man just needs to get the shit kicked out of him. It’s been toooooo long in this country, since a guy like Toobin, got the ass-whoppen he deserved. Cheerio. Let me know what time and what corner of the high school when they fight :). Oh, the good ole days!
Now everyone knows why he was always biting his lip and his voice was so shakey on their zoom calls.
Maybe I missed it, anyone know the context leading up to The Event? And how in the world does one’s tallywhacker gets exposed “accidentally” during a meeting? One would think that would require some collusion with its owner. Enquiring minds……
Did you read the linked article? It explains all about the “election simulation.”
My source tells me the meeting had been formally adjourned, but the feeds were still live. He pulls out his “tallywhacker”, as you call it, and he starts to wax the dolphin (as we call it here). There’s some speculation that a particularly hot co-worker had been on the Zoom meeting earlier, so yeah.
Thanks “JUSTLITTLEOLDME”. I laughed til I cried on that one.
He confused the CNN call with his telehealth visit with urologist?
How is exposing your Toob steak an accident?
These people never accept responsibility for anything.
It isn’t.
Unexpected October surprise. Could be a prelude to Hunter’s part.
When Obozo said, “I have a pen and a phone”, Toobin misheard him.
A pen is mightier than a phone.
Uh Jeff, not that kind of member.
The lurid details:
New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call
The call was an election simulation featuring New Yorker all-stars.
The exciting event was an “election simulation” featuring many of the New Yorker’s biggest stars:
Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans;
Evan Osnos was Joe Biden
Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats
Masha Gessen played Donald Trump
Andrew Marantz was the far right
Sue Halpern was left wing democrats
Dexter Filkins was the military
Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts.
Ah – precisely as I guessed. He was choking his chicken.
I don’t think Toobin should be in trouble, it was an election simulation and he was just keeping it real.
I get pretty excited about politics, but this is taking it too far.
Nah, he was raising a legal point. Erectus stupidis. Latin for walking the parapet (Blazing Saddles). He found out what his “Special Purpose” was for (The Jerk)l
So, I guess Toobin misunderstood and was doing an erection stimulation?
I bet it was non-binary Masha Gessen that got him going.
I think we need to cut him some slack, as he clearly thought he was playing Bill Clinton, not the courts on the simulation call.
Haha. Toubbin doing some Lubing! It will be even better if it turns out it was to a photo of Hillary Clinton.
I hate the mental image I get, but my guess is Toobin wasn’t changing clothes or taking a leak when the “exposure” occurred. My guess is it involved a private browsing window.
Isn’t Toobin the one who recently wrote an article or two that ventured off the Progressive plantation and were semi-sane?
I think you mean Jonathan Turley. Big difference.
Thanks. I can enjoy these jokes more now. My apologies to Turley.
I hear that Lorena Bobbit has asked Toobin over to her place…..
What a dork!
You need an automatic spell checker on your computer.
I don’t think “members only” is what he thinks it means.
And these decrepit people lost their marbles when Trump said something about women letting rich men touch them. They have no credibility- no shame.
Wait…is he sure his account wasn’t hacked?
Ok, let’s not use “hacked” when talking about his member…..ok. Well, ok, hacked and his member ok.
“Hacked” … shades of Lorena Bobbitt
“THIS IS CNN!”
C**k News Network.
Remember this?
“CNN legal analyst Jeff Toobin is one of the network’s fiercest critics of President Trump. He is constantly pushing the idea that Trump is mired in scandal. But back in 2010, Toobin had a scandal of his own which received very little coverage.
Greenfield is a pretty, ginger-haired, Yale-educated lawyer and writer who last March gave birth to a love child. The baby’s father is married CNN star and best-selling New Yorker writer Jeffrey Toobin. (Casey’s father is esteemed political pundit Jeff Greenfield.) Ever since we broke the news of her pregnancy, Casey has remained silent about the baby drama. But now some of her friends are fed up with what they claim is less-than-gallant behavior on Toobin’s part.”
I got a chuckle out of headline “Members Only”.
The CNN internal investigation.
We’ll get Peter “Stroke” from the FBI to get on it
The right man for the job
Rates along with ZZ Top
Tube Snake Boogie
I was more than a bit afraid to ask for any more detail, but here it is…… apparently Toobin was “over stimulated” by his Zoom interactions with fellow “New Yorker stars”….. also explains why he felt it necessary to “apologize” to his wife…. what is it with all these sex addicts??? I think I’m full of normal male libido but NEVER have I felt the slightest temptation to behave so inappropriately….. where do these people come from???
Jeff Toobin: “election simulation??? I thought they said erection stimulation….”
what’s a letter or two among friends???
I think we have under estimated the Media’s exuberance.
Some of the journalists that were exposed to.
He wasn’t playing the courts, he was playing the skin flute.
Hunter Biden upon hearing the news about Jeffrey Toobin: “Hold my beer…”
Jeff Toobin: “Russian hackers made me do it!!”
Hey, I’m just trying to relax while reading this interesting story, so I’d ask that you please refrain from using the word “hack”. Thanks a lot. — John Bobbitt
OMG — Sundance!
That ending video clip.
Priceless — and nothing more needs to be said.
I don’t normally spit — but!!!
Omg just what the hell kind of other perverted acts does rhis sicko do when he thinks he has muted his video.
Disgusting and pitiful excuse.
Many liberals appear not just to be mentally ill but also sexual diviants.
Sick
Wife: How did your day go, dear?
Pervert she’s married to: I got caught spanking my monkey and now I’m suspended.
Wife: Well, let’s go to the park with that mistress, you know, the one you had your love child with, and let her know. Money’s gonna be a little tight for a while. Maybe we can go to nancy’s and have some ice cream. That’ll make you feel better. Oh, look, here come the kids. Let’s tell them the news.
My husband’s contributions when I texted him about it…
Him: Haha well he’s got to get the promotion no matter what, I guess.
Me: He got suspended.
Him: So not impressive enough?
A little further along: When in doubt, willy out?
Who’s up for some Toobin Steak for dinner?
Who’s up for some Toobin Steak for dinner?