…Only it keeps coming disguised as at least eight Islamic Terrorists wearing explosive vests while shooting French people.  But not to worry international leaders will be there within a week to discuss the use of hockey stick graphs in combating the current EU rape crisis.

According to President Obama, the recently elected leftist Canadian Prime Minister, and various euro-socialist left-wing open-border types, the most significant danger to the citizen sheep amid our collective nations is “global warming“.

Well, they say it, so it must be true.

We can only reasonably reconcile reality and political pontification by accepting the term “global warming” now means “Islamic Jihadists carrying AK-47 rifles and explosive uniforms“.

And, as such – they’re right.  That type of global warming is advancing everywhere.

A significant warming front originated in North Africa, slowly moved through the Mediterranean Sea, enveloped Cyprus and continues heading North.  Residents should prepare with increased supplies, food stuffs and, well, locked doors.

A secondary climate event continues sweeping North West from Syria and Turkey and appears to be set for alignment with the previously creeping North African front; thus creating a perfect storm event somewhere near Germany.

Locked doors are unlikely to help the final confrontation – but don’t bother tuning in to local media for updates because they refuse to accept your peril or fetal positioning.  Leadership have the heavy lifting scientists scratching out graphs while singing James Taylor songs.

Did you hear the latest hit release, “Happy Jihad” by Co2 and The Emissaries.

…. The situational death toll is nothing compared to the inherent hazards of your Renault emissions; and look on the bright side, you always have those squiggly light bulbs to protect yourself.

Please Read–>Not Enough French People Died Today  …to change anything !