The Dept of Homeland Security, led by Secretary Kristi Noem, has ended the collective bargaining agreement with the Transportation Safety Administration (TSA).
The TSA has approximately 47,000 employees represented by the American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE). The Dept of Homeland Security is ending the union bargaining agreement, paving the way to streamline the TSA and eventually privatize airport screening.
Transportation Safety Officers (TSOs) are not happy with the decision by DHS and leftist politicians are obviously aligning themselves with the union representation. Anyone who has recently experienced TSA conduct in airports will likely attest to the need for accountability which is severely lacking due to union representation.
MSM – The Department of Homeland Security said Friday it is ending the collective bargaining agreement with the union representing thousands of frontline workers with the Transportation Security Administration, a decision the TSA union called an “unprovoked attack.”
In announcing the decision, DHS criticized the union — which represents worker responsible for screening airline passengers — claiming TSA employs more people working full-time on union issues than those “performing screening functions at 86% of our airports.”
[…] “This action will ensure Americans will have more effective and modernized workforces across the nation’s transportation networks,” Homeland Security said in a statement. “TSA is renewing its commitment to providing a quick and secure travel process for Americans.” (read more)
Hopefully this is the beginning of the end for the lifecycle of the TSA.
While the TSA is forbidden from profiling any protected category of personage, yet a two-year-old requires a “pat down”… Sorry, the TSA is totally lost, gone and they have fully embraced stupid.
It is: “security theater.” Nothing more.
Bingo!
I’ll second that!
While they are at it, go ahead and eliminate the Muslim Brotherhood/Hamas affiliated jihadi Screeners along with their Antifa-Communist-Marxist-Leninist-DSA (Democrat Socialists of America) etc., like minded friends.
From those photos , Looks like security terror/intimidation. We’ve all heard about or had personal experiences with these rude thugs inappropriately patting down seniors etc.
While in Palm Springs the TSA chose me. I guess I didn’t have an online persona. Strip-searched me for heaven’s sake!
That’s awful and should be grounds for lawsuits. My 40 year old daughter was reduced to tears recently after the humiliation of getting a thorough and public pat down. This abuse can’t stop soon enough.
I am nearly 66 years old and recently traveled from Las Vegas to Sacramento. Round trip.
Not only did I get machine scanned then I got a pat down (both trips) AND my $70 no name tablet got scanned twice at the LV airport.
I think that the TSA is designed to inflict as much humiliation and personal space violations to white Americans as possible.
It is another form of reparations only it involves demeaning and humiliating treatment instead of $$$$$.
Yes. They’re hateful, vindictive people. Same at the DMV, but that’s another story.
Note how the dmv employees treat individuals who may or may not have come to America illegally. They seem to be whisked through the process strangely fast, and the paperwork is always sufficient- which is the exact opposite for everyone else. Weird goings-on.
Motor Voter has a lot do with that treatment.
The administration that instituted this: doesn’t get much more anti-American than what these images show.
HELL, NO.
The media’s fear mongering of the boogeyman foreign dictator or countries who trample on human rights? Ironically, the American citizen’s next pat down/accosting/strip search on their way to visit family won’t be perpetrated by those evil people in far off places. America has a backyard problem- they don’t want to look there.
Exactly! I was an airline pilot continually exposed to the “theater” and using the term “theater” is being gracious because most actors are competent and professional. Those terms seldom applied to the screeners employed as security watchdogs. Clowns and psychopaths certainly applied, however.
That, and likely many pedos were employed.
I recall talk in the Swamp to expand TSA’s scope from exclusively airports to include local/regional bus/rail/subway systems and to possibly provide security screening at stadiums, arenas, theaters, etc. replacing the personnel provided by those venues. Thankfully, that mission creep has not come to fruition.
Image over substance.
I cannot tell you how many times I have been yelled at and shamed in front of other people in the TSA line because my bag wasn’t fit/placed properly in the container. And, my shoes weren’t out, separately, from the container where before, they were fine inside the container. Treated worse than a prisoner, probably. Being guilty before even being innocent type thing. I remember one such experience when an Asian lady (she was quite shy and quiet as many Asian women are) was yelled at repeatedly because she didn’t put her bag in the container correct. She shrank back and froze. I went up to her and gently told her it wasn’t her and everything will be ok.
I have met some nice TSA people but far and large, they have been unhappy, impatient, and they really like to yell!
I’m very ok with each airline providing their own security or privatizing or something; just please don’t yell at people because they aren’t putting their bags or shoes in containers correctly.
“TSA: Thousands Standing Around” — Tom Marr
Public service unions need to go.
also, “career civil servant” is also an oxymoron as soon as you add “carreer”, because you no longer have a servant and the arrangement is no longer civil, either.
Even FDR opposed them
Not Accountable: Rethinking the Constitutionality of Public Employee Unions – Hardcover (2023)
“Elected leaders come and go, but public unions just say no.” Hiding in plain sight is a fatal defect of modern democracy. Public employee unions have a death grip on the operating machinery of government. Schools can’t work, bad cops can’t be fired, and politicians sell their souls for union support.
With this searing five-point indictment, Philip K. Howard argues that union controls have disempowered elected executives and should be unconstitutional.
Sitting on both sides of the bargaining table has allowed public unions to turn the democratic hierarchy upside down. Elected officials answer to public employees. Basic tools of good government have been eliminated. There’s no accountability, detailed union entitlements make government largely unmanageable and unaffordable, and public policies are driven by what is good for public employees, not what is good for the public. Public unions keep it that way by brute political force—harnessing the huge cohort of public employees into a political force dedicated to preventing the reform of government.
2 decades ago I had the privilege (?) of attending a regularly-scheduled meeting of union reps who worked at a healthcare entity where the facility’s leaders were always present.
I was appalled at the disrespect, resentment, and obvious contempt displayed by the union members toward the clinic’s staff.
God, through Jeremiah says this about us: “The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked; indeed, who can know it.”
It seems to me that the best preparation anybody can have for embarking on a career which requires working with the public, is to have internalized the tenets of Scripture, through memorization of key verses.
FEMA’s loaded with them.
After 8 years of working for the Bureau of Prisons, I dropped out of the AFGE (federal employees can do that) mainly because my dues were going to left wing causes and paying for several partying conventions for union people. I also felt that I did not need union representation because I didn’t plan on getting in trouble . No one does if you just do your job. Worked the next 12 without a hitch
Reagan had the right idea with PATCO (the now defunct air traffic controller union.)
Winning
TSA is invasive. Once they decide you get “enhanced” they will only use the “back” of their hands. As if that makes it OK to touch your groin, breasts, buttocks, or slide their fingers in your underwear waist. I felt so violated in Charlotte I burned my clothes when I got home. Oh, at Charlotte I also saw illegals with fresh white sneakers, new backpacks, being passed thru security. TSA airport security can rot in Philadelphia or Baltimore airports for eternity.
I have identical stories, except I was “patted down, felt up, cup checked”, whatever you call it, in San Francisco. The illegals cutting through line happened in Phoenix. Pisses one off.
That’s why I quit flying. I would have ended up in jail for battery by going after agents doing that to my wife.
I quit flying too, 9 years ago.
Haven’t been on a plane since 2011. If I can’t drive there, I don’t go
Same for us. We haven’t flown since 2010.
1993 was my ‘last flight’. I won’t be subjecting myself to all this in the future, either. No more flying.
I was also literally molested in my (former) home airport of Philadelphia…I vowed I would walk before I ever went through that airport (or for that matter ANY) again…between that and DEI pilots it sure is safter….
Philly airport is the WORST!!!
Filthy, dirty, grimy, gum stuck, dingy, dark, dank location that needs a pressure wash.
Besides being nuts, progressives really are incredibly stupid when it comes to any activity that in any way touches on their beliefs. They also think and act in swarms as opposed to thinking for themselves. It might be genetic.
That’s how they’re trained.
The procedures need to be changed.
A lot of the TSOs don’t have the people skills or maturity they need to do the job better.
Too much yelling and loud voices.
I am sure they are trained that they have to control the situation.. yelling is the only way low IQ folks know how to do that.
TSA = DEI
Much more than you know
I highly endorse this disgraceful pile on operation for removal. Privatize, the amount of time wasting that goes on in these queue lines I can attest. Pat down for even a stray tissue in your pocket while the machine records your every molecule, now the face scanners………………Must End
One begins to wonder if 9/11 was a put-up job in order to introduce several magnitudes of repressive measures that otherwise would never have been tolerated by Americans.
And in the airports the ever-present Commie News Network was installed on TV screens, assaulting passengers in the waiting areas. That was a “nice” touch.
Thank you, GW Bush.
Of course, the “enhanced ” TSA screening made way for the public’s acceptance of the millions of UNASSIMILABLE illegal “immigrants” introduced — without our formal consent — into our populations, small and large.
BINGO!!
I’ll never forget, opening days of the TSA many years ago now, my then 4 year old son spread eagled in an enhanced screening by TSA thugs. I hated them then. I hate them now.
Privatize them out of existence. “Common sense”.
I find the hardest issue to convey to others is Americans are no different than anyone else living
in another country. Too many ascribe to all Americans as “loving pleasant gracious, etc”! How absolutely naive. Some humans no matter where they reside thrive on power and control. Whether they be Russian, Chinese, or American. Eventually what will be created in any organization is
a mindset that dehumanizes. Look anywhere in Government, most hospitals, medical practitioners, etc. All by design. The deep state and globalists destroying societies.
JFK foolishly allowed gumment unions. They were illegal before that. A unionized government bureaucracy is the worst of three worlds.
Private sector unions deal with private ownership. But in government, the politicians are often on the same team due to ideology and contributions. Most importantly, it’s not their money. OPM–Other People’s Money. What do they care? And who taxes and/or prints money?
A company knows when it makes a profit. But there is no metric for success in a bureaucracy. Indeed, there is a perverse incentive to grow the problem.
The AFGE was established in 1932, the NTEU in 1939.
Thanks. I guess I’m referring to this:
“Executive Order 10988 is a United States presidential executive order issued by President John F. Kennedy on January 17, 1962 that granted federal employees the right to collective bargaining. This executive order was a breakthrough for public sector workers, who were not protected under the 1935 Wagner Act.
Passage of the executive order forestalled the legislative Rhodes-Johnson Union Recognition bill, which would have given more power to federal employee unions, possibly creating a union shop arrangement.
Executive Order 10988 was effectively replaced by President Richard Nixon‘s Executive Order 11491 in 1969.
Workers gained the right to join unions and other organizations of workers; however they were not permitted to strike—federal strikes had been explicitly prohibited in 1947 by the Taft-Hartley Act—or to join the leadership of these groups.”
Just like IKE foolishly allowed Teachers’ Unions.
The National Education Association was originally chartered to be a professional organization/society not a labor union.
Well stated.
I agree with your point but having worked for government, I can tell you there is a yardstick.
Everything is measured in how well the bureaucrats please their patrons and the patrons are typically the party in power. And once a party is solidly in power, they have more control over the bureaucrats and so it goes.
This explains how blue cities came to be/operate.
The first of the abortions created by Bush in 2003 could be gonzo. It was a mess from the start.
TSA stands for “Thousands Standing Around”.
My Dad was in the CCC before he enlisted in the Army for WW2. They called the WPA “workers piddling around”
T stands for Thugs.
TSA
Thousands Standing Around.
Good riddance.
I’m borrowing that
Let them all stand around in the unemployment line.
Decline that photo. Learn to say No. Surmount obeisance to the government when government should be accountable to its citizens.
Don’t fly much but it was the government’s response to 9/11. It was totally ridiculous. Terrorists aren’t that stupid.
9/11 was/is an inside job. inho.
Alas, our government is far more stupid than any terrorist. At least until Trump.
The problems at TSA have little to do with the Union. ATF agents, fir example, are not represented by a union, and I can’t think of anyone pleased with their operation.
Federal employee unions cannot bargain wages and benefits. They cannot strike either. Their collective bargaining is mostly confined to impact and implementation of a new policy, often after the new policy is already established.
There is nothing in a union contract that exceeds what is already established in Federal labor law.
This being said, AFGE and NTEU (American Federation of Government Employees and National Treasury Employees Union) caved to the Administration on vaccines, so I will say with certainty that nobody should pay union dues to such organizations. A major fail.
Yep. The NTEU was happy to do the FedGov’s bidding on the Vaxx.
Not once did they do anything or show any concern.
Every day, a new email parroting management:
“Get the vaxx! Here’s where! Safe and effective!
You must be fully vaccinated by Nov 22, 2021… or you will be subject to suspension or termination.”
NTEU was
TOTALLY
Useless.
If I remember correctly. NTEU sued over drug tests and lost before the Supremes.
https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/489/656/
Airport security is far from making travel safe. It would be safer for travelers if all people beyond security had an airline ticket instead of allowing bandits to wonder throughout the airport. Privatize the airport security…bill
I recall that permitting this union garbage was the only way GWB could get democrats to go along with creating this bureaucratic boondoggle in the first place.
I was offered a job with the TSA an entire year after my first contact with them, but I turned it down because 0bama had just cut the work hours down from 40 to 20 hrs. per week so he could increase the federal government work force and improve employment statistics. Wasn’t worth it for me and I have no regrets. Made more money in the private sector.
I had three decades of state Law Enforcement experience prior to that. The screening process was thorough, but my final interview was conducted by a pair of unqualified giggling idiots in who didn’t know their asses from a hole in the ground – a complete lack of experience and professionalism.
The only thing I have to show for it is a form letter I received several months later advising me that the TSA system had been hacked by some foreign entity and my personal information may have been compromised.
This was about 15 years ago…. I can only imagine how much worse things have gotten since.
Next up, let us delve into the seiu…. oh what fun!
Bottom line— govt employees are not due twice the pay and benefits as compared to privet enterprise
This is and has always been HORSE MANURE!!!!
== unions have their place just not in an office.
Thank goodness. NOLA employs muslims! How about that. They are rhe cause of all this bs yet they are the over seerers. Then the other class is a bunch of lesbians. Sloths aka tsa walking around wverywhere but no one knows nothing. The new airport is filthy. Last time through they had an elderly ibese wheelchair bound white lady pulled aside and were feeling her up. I loathe them.
The unconstitutional, so-called “Patriot Act” was the slippery slope that brought us TSA searches and other “unreasonable” searches and seizures, such as the plandemic lockdowns.
Globalists who despise our freedoms have conveniently tucked all sorts of *unconstitutional* diktats, from censorship to pat downs to poison death shots, under the guise of “national security.”
They are full of it. The so-called “Patriot” Act is nothing less than full-on totalitarianism disguised as safety and security.
And FISA and all kinds of other non-constitutional crap.
I’ll never forget the time when I broke my ankle on vacation and had to fly back to my home town for surgery. I was in a wheel chair and taken to a special room by TSA to have my temporary cast X-rayed. In doing so, they had to painfully twist my broken ankle in order to get several views of the cast. It is a thankless job, but how about a little common sense or empathy by these government employees.
Common sense has been gone from our country for a long time.
That’s above their pay grade.
I recall when it started with agents seizing Medals from 80 year-old veterans so they couldn’t use the pin to take over the plane.
They recently had signs telling illegals that they were exempt from IDs and being photographed.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Don’t forget tweezers, nail clippers, and metal nail files.
But they relented long ago to allow knitting needles. Smart move to not antagonize knitters!
Who knows if that 80-year-old lady is a terrorist? Or the guy with the cane is hiding bombs in his prosthesis.
I had to throw away a sealed clear glass container of chocolate peanut butter when flying from Hawaii to Dallas. Because despite my white hair, I could be hiding some exploding liquid in that deep brown stuff in the jar.
Everybody has stories.
On the scanner, organic material such as peanut butter and ‘taylor ham’ has the same consistency as C4 or plastic explosive
🧨
Yes, my wife got nabbed smuggling a block of fudge!
TSA agents are the former school bullies who would sneak up on you in hallways and kick you…prove me wrong…
They we’re not the bullies, they were the ones being picked on. Have you looked at them lately?
100%%%
TSA = Taking Scissors Away
I’ve gotten pulled for additional screening 3 times SINCE I signed up for pre-check less than a year ago. Never once before that.
They must also have to pass a lack of personality test as part of the application. Never seen one smile. Ever.
I refuse to jump through their pre-check hoops. It’s the principle of the thing. Our compliance only emboldens these globalists to keep pushing the envelope further.
Without batting an eye, my husband waved his vax card to gain entrance to venues that denied access to his unvaxxed family. He also jumped at the “convenience” of pre-check.
Pre-check doesn’t save him that much time. Once in a while I beat him through the line.
We are well on the way to receiving the mark of the beast to buy and sell, and most people will never give it a second thought.
I flew on several occasion shortly after PDJT was inaugurated.
There was an active and surly slowdown performed by the mostly DEI employees (I hesitate to call them workers), along with prominently placed Muslim women in full headscarf, rubbing it in our faces.
We’re taking our country back, one skirmish at a time.
I traveled by air domestically last month. I had two lasting impressions each time I passed through a TSA security checkpoint:
Very inefficient & I hope DOGE has TSA high up on its hit list.
Early on, in the immediate aftermath of 9-11, I was preparing for my flight-day. After exiting the crew van I passed a Humvee mounting a .50 cal, locked and loaded. That was odd enough, but what came next was beyond belief.
Going through security, I was behind a young guardsman. He passed his M-16 through x-ray machine easy enough. So to his pack, presumably with ammo for his M-16. But then came his web belt. The TSA x-ray tech removed the guardsman K-Bar and loudly proclaimed “I can’t let you through security with this.”
By now that technician is probably a supervisor.
I remember traveling through Louisville, KY airport, just after the “shoe b*mber” was arrested at DTW. I was in line for security to board at Louisville, and two active duty US Army soldiers in combat gear were in line ahead. TSA made the soldiers strip down to shirts and pants and required them to unlace and remove their combat boots before passing through the magnetometer. Being a smart-a**, I spoke up to the TSA officer and complained about making the soldiers remove their boots when they were geared up to protect us.
The TSA threaten me with removal and said that those in line are prohibited from interfering with the work of TSA officers at security checkpoints. Just one of the remembrances of the brave new world.
…..And que a federal district Court Judge presumably from the D.C. circuit to put out a TRO.
TSA
TRANSPARENTLY SENSELESS ABUSE
The TSA is a welfare program for leftist-favored identity groups.
There, I said it.
I have a lot of experience with them. They are one of the reasons why I quit flying.
The security theater and the masked little tin gods of the airlines are the reasons I refuse to fly anymore.
How can TSA, the employer, unilaterally end the agreement? Private industry cannot end such agreements, not without closing the operation where all the union folks work. Explain please, someone.
I believe it was during a contract negotiation. No contract, noting to negotiate.
I just want statistics:
Was there ever a study of how TSA “might have” stopped the 9/11 hijackers? If there was a study done, what were the methods suggested to be employed to determine who might endanger others during a flight? How many issues were encountered PRIOR to 9/11? Is that the ONLY incident that was used to justify this assault on our persons?
And during the time AFTER TSA has been implemented, how many incidents has TSA been able to circumvent and stop? How many arrests have been made of thwarted terrorists? How many times have TSA “agents” located dangerous substances (like my bottle of water?, my toothpaste, my hand lotion that didn’t conform to their volume rules?) and prevented the person and the items from boarding a plane and causing harm to others?
I don’t fly anymore. I’m sorry if someone has an emergency that I must drive to; they will have to wait because I will not subject myself to this crap anymore.
The flying public is in more danger due to sloppy mechanical upkeep and technical difficulties (like the crash at DCA) than passengers.
I just want statistics:
The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has faced significant scrutiny for its miss rates, with undercover tests revealing that it failed to detect weapons over 70% of the time in recent evaluations. This represents an improvement from previous years, where failure rates were reported as high as 95%.
I have never had a terrible experience with the TSA (except for the time that I put a couple of dollars in pocket change in my shoe on the conveyor and one of the guys stole the money). However, I have heard about so many… I’ve never had anything stolen from checked luggage, either, but I have heard it’s not uncommon.
Pocket change stolen … POCKET CHANGE. The TSA hires are clearly the cream of the human crop.
TSA is like the scene n “Airplane!” Where the little old lady is attacked and roughed up by airport security people and a bunch of camel jockies are allowed to go through the metal detector with machine guns, an RPG, and other weapons. Art imitates life.
Here is the scene.
But Officer, I can carry 5 one ounce bottles of shampoo but not one five ounce bottle.
That’s right.
Ahh, but is it in the clear ziploc quart-sized bag…not gallon or sandwich. 🤣
Until the American public cease flying commercial, this will continue. I will not fly commercial air and quit flying in 2003. Thanks and kma TSA!
Maybe they’ll get rid of the butch lesbians and the gay perverts that only take the job to grope people.
I wonder how many other AFGE unions have similar stats.
ALL Federal government unions need to be disbanded and prohibited.
There is LITERALLY no rationale for an employee union for any government employee. Government employees are protected — profusely! — by Civil Service law and regulations.
And their pay and benefits are matters of Congressional legislation — not “collective bargaining”.
Get rid of ALL Federal employee unions.
I did NOT want my wife flying because of all they do. THEY ARE SO GROSS !! GROSS I TELL YOU!! They are the kind that will “feel-up” their younger cousins. GET RID OF THEM ALL!!
Next up: End the sexual assaults thinly disguised as pat downs, of everyone. Then, let us leave our damn shoes on.
I remember when you just walked onto a plane, no TSA, no scanners, x-rays, etc. Then the hijack-a-plane to cuba came into fashion sometime in the sixties. That started the metal detector screenings which you just walked through quickly and went on your way. Then came 9/11, which IMHO was a massive failure by our lovely federal gubment agencies, fbi, cia, etc. That gave birth to TSA where we are now. This has made flying a pain in the backside which I try to avoid as much as possible.
The Israelis have their airport security down to a tee. TSA needs to drop the current protocol and adopt the Israeli model.
No joke with them. Flew LA to Tel Aviv back in 2005 on El AL Airlines. They did not rely on TSA to do the screening during boarding, they employed several well-armed agents (couldn’t actually see it but there was a machine gun or 2 of some sorts under the oversized suit jackets).
And they would go up and down the line questioning reasons for your travel, comparing your answer to those previously given. There was one agent who had an eerie resemblance to Wilem Dafoe. Scary!
Even more eye opening was that as the jet pulled away from the terminal, two large, black SUVs pulled up alongside and escorted the plane as it taxi’d towards the runway until the wheels were up.
Upon the return flight, 2 large, black SUV;s once again pulled alongside the jet as the wheels touched down and escorted the plane back to the terminal. Always wondered what they actually were carrying in those vehicles, but once again, they were not playing. They are absolutely serious about protecting their people.
I was on a “mission”, with a group of 30 or so Cristians that had a whirlwind tour all over that country, which if you ever have the opportunity I would whole-heartedly say go! But in our travels down by the Dead Sea we were gifted packs of Dead Sea Mud as the hotel had botched our reservation and there was a delay in being able to get into the rooms.
While we were out, the hotel placed the packages in our rooms as a way of an apology, but as we were in line boarding in Tel Aviv a few days later, the security learned this fact, and since we had not personally bought them or actually saw who put them in our room, were required to give them up. Not a biggie but, my now ex-wife probably could have put the mud treatment to good use.
I never felt threatened and even though we traveled into some areas considered dangerous, Shilo, East Jerusalem, Temple Mount, Golan Hights area, the Israeli’s are remarkable in their security.As I said, my ex-wife and then 18 year old daughter were also touring.
I will never forget the two young bikini clad females strolling the surf line on Tel Aviv beach (rivals Waikiki) with assault rifles strapped over their shoulders.
If you’ve ever watched the shows about the border crossings, the contraband, and drug seizures, you know they profile people based on behavior. Behavior includes nervousness, country of origin, border crossing frequency or non frequency, vehicle type, packaging method, amount of luggage, and many other observable indicators.
So why can’t TSA do the same for boarding that border patrol, customs, and ICE do their functions?
TSA must be shut down completely! Useless agency employing the worst of the worst.
If illegals can waltz through unmolested then Americans should once again have that right. It is an illegal search!
I do not fly because of them and now the DEI pilots underscore my decision to stay away from airports and planes.
On the street, a cop must be able to articulate some reasonable belief that a weapon is present for a cursory pat down (Terry v Ohio)
https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/392/1/
Add in the DEI hirelings that are designing, building and maintaining the aircraft.
Every time I go through airport security, I can’t help but think (half jokingly) that it’s training for the camps.
The pic with the baby looks like Kansas City, technically not TSA, but whatever.
Government workers should not have bargaining power (unions). period!
As far as the TSA…How many bad guys have they ever caught? I went through the TSA in Santa Barbara Ca and the woman who was doing the inspections was so obese that she had to sit on a stool. Confiscating Oreo Cookies no doubt.
Send in the Doges