Not a spoof. It’s a classic case of disparate impact lawfare at work. Auto manufacturers must be held accountable for making cars that black people want to steal.
It’s real. He really said that.
“But we have to go upstream, and we got to make sure that the automobiles are not so easy to steal that they are a tempting, attractive nuisance for young people. Right now we are investigating two major automakers because their cars are dramatically too easy to steal for young people.”
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Make standard transmissions great again!
Next up Nike Inc.
However, not to worry, book publishers are safe.
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Gee Keith, maybe you can investigate the trees to see which offenders cause black people to sneeze from the pollen….
Cuz, pollen is racist…
yes, but you need to express that in the relevant cultural vernacular:
“pollen bees all raycissssssss an’ sheeeeeeeeit”
I thought all bees were pollen bees??? I be confused.
Apparently trees are racist, so they’re cutting them down to put up energy windmills, that do not work.
Dat be drone bees
He’s been targeting a few specific stores and gas stations because certain yutes go there and steal stuff and have shootouts. Again, somehow it’s never the fault of the criminals actually doing the shooting, stealing and other vibrant stuff.
or the fault of the community that encourages a culture of crime
Supremacist colonizer bees!
But wait, none of them are white, they are all black and yellow!
Me confused.
African Killer Bees? I read that they are taking over hives everywhere!
These fools are stealing these headlines from the Babylon Bee.
I live in Minnesota and Mrs. Arminius honestly thought this was a Babylon Bee headline.
Ya know, if they just made stealing illegal, all this would stop.
Cause government has ALL the answers.
Right on TKsarge!
There oughta be a law against stealing cars. We should all write our representatives and demand laws against stealing cars!
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What? It’s already against the law to steal cars?
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Never mind.
Tell me when they sue silverware manufacturers for the obesity crisis.
Speaking of silverware, there is only one silverware company in these vast United States that produces silverware, it’s a sad commentary regarding the fair trade agreement,
It’s dramatically too easy for f$@king morons to be “elected “
Where is Chris Rock when we need him?
Just how stupid and biased is this guy ?!?
He’s Moslem.
Yes, but he stupid long before he became a Muslim!
Boze Sacuvaj od budala!!!
Yes, that’s it! Cars that are easy to steal are a nuisance! By all means, we need to get to the bottom of this, without delay!
Next up???
Forks that make people fat!!!!!
I always thought it was the dryer shrinking my clothes,
turns out it was the refrigerator’s fault!
far be it from me to defend this clown, but huwhite peepo are arrested for stealing cars about 2 to 3 times more often than blacks.
https://ojjdp.ojp.gov/statistical-briefing-book/crime/faqs/ucr_table_2
https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2019/crime-in-the-u.s.-2019/topic-pages/tables/table-43
Know your facts. Hispanics are counted as whites for most criminal activities. Look at the chart. Understanding now?
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When did it change? When did the left decide the criminal is not to blame but society is?
When did society accept it?
Why does the left favor the criminal? Is it as simple as race?
— about 20 years ago
— most “society” hasn’t; Dem “society” has; Dem socieety includes media and gummint society
— pretty much; we’re not supposed to recognize or admit what the bad kids are doing
That’s just like all the democrats who live where I live and think it’s the person’s fault.If a bear attacks them. Because bear have more rights than people. If a bear attacks you because you are walking somewhere that is in his way and bear were here first and you are taking yp space that belong to the bear. Reparations for bear.
It is so sad that a certain race is constantly being tricked/manipulated into committing crimes.
I just lost 5 IQ points listening to that idiotic fascist.
Wait until they are finished with this idiot’s usefulness…
Hahahahaha, “book publishers are safe.”
Relax everybody.
Keith is from the government and he’s just here to help.
To be fair.. zoomers have been seeking MT cars and have played part in a larger movement that has forced auto mfg to add or keep MT options. I keep hoping X and Z can team up and fix some of our other problems but it’s still a long way off.. we shall see how this goes.
Never put blame on race.
In my state there are illegal alien Hispanic organized gangs stealing cars. Does that mean I’m lumped into this criminal activity because I’m Hispanic? No, of course not.
All of us are responsible for our own actions.
When criminals know nothing will happen to them crime goes through the roof.
Love Sundance, but I am disappointed. You’re better than this.
What? Ellison is the moron that blamed the car manufacturers for making it too easy. Sundance just relayed the info.
You are correct but incomplete. The distinguishing factor here is that only a favored demographic is given the get-out-of-jail-free cards. I would say only one group but in commiemommysota there are two specific groups that can not be touched (neither is Hispanic)
and that demo simultaneously glorifies crime in music, film, etc while claiming criminality should not be punished or face consequences. Add to that a lack of parental responsibility and you have a recipe for societal disaster. Most healthy communities do not participate in this cognitive dissonance.
So blaming auto manufacturers for people stealing cars is like blaming guns for getting turned into machine guns. So in another stunning display of cognitive dissonance:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/03/21/chicago-glock-switch-lawsuit/
Chicago sues Glock for making it too easy to make a machine gun out of a semi-automatic pistol. Note that any normal person caught with an unregistered class 3 item is up for a 10 year prison sentence. This includes short barreled rifles (i.e. putting a stock in the place of an arm brace on a pistol), suppressors or actual machine guns.
Why don’t you put those who are shooting up the place with unregistered machine guns in jail for an additional ten years on federal charges?
Or does Da Mayor gain something by not having laws enforced? Cui bono?
I live in Minnesota and I’m sure some of you wonder why we put up with this guy…
1. Vote fraud… Minnesota and VinWeber perfected what is now going on in other states.
2. MNGOP…You think Ronna was bad… hold my beer!
3. MNGOP…RINOs creating false opposition by running bad candidates or working against good honorable candidates.
Minneapolis, once beautiful and beloved, is a sh-thole now.
To be fair, parts of Minneapolis have been shitholes for a long time. Parts of Msps were beautiful. Grew up in Minnesota, visit every year. It has turned into something rotten.
Keep on voting DemocRats Minnesota. You get what you vote for.
Easy fix. Just change the names of the vehicle with the word “Work“ somewhere in there and they won’t be targeted anymore.
“However, not to worry, book publishers are safe.”
So are makers of work boots.
I demand they be sued for age discrimination because their cars are too hard for old people to steal!
“we got to make sure that the automobiles are not so easy to steal that they are a tempting, attractive nuisance.”
99.999% of Americans do not think of automobiles as an attractive nuisance. 99.999% of Americans think of automobiles as playing an important role in being a free, self-sufficient citizen.
Referring to automobiles as an attractive nuisance implies they are a luxury item whose presence in society is a problem. That is worldview of those in the professional managerial class. Elites such as Ellison hate American car culture and what it represents, and they want to destroy it.
His statement is goofy, but it is also laying out yet another angle of attack on liberty and freedom.
And add the idea that gun manufacturers are liable for what criminals do, gonna create philosophy of derivative responsibility for everything. He’s an awful man, doing his part to ruin the country.
A Moslem helping take Minnesota down. Assisting everywhichway he can with the fundamental transformation of the nation, per berryobama.
He might have set the record for low expectations.
Make Grape Crush and Flamin’ Hot Cheetos not taste so good, honey chil’!
Careful, they’re gonna vote 95% Biden with talk like that.
I’m with ‘ya, Kitty. What. The. He**.
DEI – Didn’t Earn It.
(Scott Adams – Dilbert)
As someone noted, manual transmissions are easy anti-theft devices.
Breaking news: Hyundai and Kia are racist, because they made their cars too hard for black people to steal.
He’s a punk.
The people of Minnesota are obviously very sick for having elected racist Keith Ellison. I wouldn’t live there.
See my post above. Once you visit Minnesota you will fall in love with her people. We have many wonderful citizens who will pull over and help you change a tire.
ALL cars are easy to steal when the thief can use their phone as an electronic key.
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2023/04/crooks-are-stealing-cars-using-previously-unknown-keyless-can-injection-attacks/
This kind of insanity does not occur naturally.
Maybe there is something in the water..
It occurs when you wil do anything but take responsibility in your own community for its lack of values
Pfft…
Hide an Apple AirTag in your car.
(Hide one in your purse, too.)
Hide an Apple AirTag in your car
Yeah? And then what?
Take a jaunt down your local ghetto when you get a fix on your car and have a shoot-out with your car thieves?
Stop back and let us know how that worked for you
You nailed it. The murderapolis police refuse to go in and retrieve the stolen vehicle.
It’s not just cheesey cars that are easy to break into and hotwire that are the problem. It’s the cars that are easy to carjack at gunpoint. All cars should have proximity alarms to warn drivers of approaching pirates. Also, cars should spray paralyzing gas to apprehend approacing thieves, automatic tasers on roof turrets and net throwers to hold perpetrators until police arrive. It’s the automakers fault that people steal cars. I demand car theft free zones.
Also, cars should spray paralyzing gas to apprehend approacing thieves, automatic tasers on roof turrets and net throwers …
I just watched a Bond movie last night that went kinda like that …
Let’s just go with signs.
Bring back the Yugo
I had the pleasure to ride inside the Yugo 35 years ago. We started in Dubrovnik and went all the way to Ulcinj, no issues a beautiful tour, in the once great country of Yugoslavia!!!
Excellent. And as a soon as cars are made more difficult to steal the cars will be ……… drumroll ………..RACIST! What a great racket.
It won’t stop at cars,gee,those rings and bracelets in the jewelry store window are too beautiful to resist!
I always wanted a beautiful flower planter like that,will just take it off your porch.
So we are not to have beautiful,nice things as it will entice those poor people into stealing,,well,here we are….
Yes, and the women and men were too attractive for D iddy not to assault – clearly the victims fault.
Sooo glad I wasn’t sipping java when I read that headline!
Yeah, that’s why crime is so rampant. It’s not their fault.
It’s the cars, the locks, the windows, the purses…stop making them so crimey, dang it!!
I’ve been a Minnesotan my entire life, as has my wife.
Travel north of the seven county metro area and the entire state is virtually red. There simply aren’t enough of us out here in greater MN to outnumber the pathetic big city libs.
We are so ashamed of what these scumbags have done to our beautiful state.
A pox on the demoncrat party. Detestable, despicable cadre of evil.
You could go into the cities and take over the local offices through elections.
The Left has used this strategy for decades to turn Red States Blue. So, why not return the favor?
This guy is saying Blacks are stealing cars. That is a as bad as Biden telling a black guy, ‘you ain’t black if you don’t vote for Biden’. I bet you whites are stealing more vehicles than blacks. Just like Russia winning the war over the Ukies, there are more whites in the U.S. by a factor of 200 million more people.
I don’t have any Black friends, i just live where black won’t live. But if I did have any black friends I’m sure it would not be hard to convince them that the so called black leaders are stabbing them in the back!
Maybe if the DAs in the municipalities where auto theft occurs would more vigorously prosecute the car thieves instead of giving them a hand because of race or woke policies this would stop. And why should I have to pay something extra, when there are reasonable anti-theft devices already installed in the car, when the majority of thefts are occurring in blue states and cities?
Excellent points!!
Certainly not a Ellison fan, but somebody help me out. Where in this video does he say anything about black people?
Maybe if the prosecutors in the municipalities where auto theft occurs would more vigorously prosecute the car thieves instead of giving them a hand slap because of different colors or Boeing hiring policies this would stop. And why should I have to pay something extra, when there are reasonable anti-theft devices already installed in the car, when the majority of thefts are occurring in blue states and cities? (Note had to change some words, but think you will correctly interpret my meaning because the di-q-s monitors seem to be out in force.)
From Star Tribune
Across the river, a different story is unfolding. This past week, law enforcement leaders in St. Paul celebrated a 32% decline in car thefts from a year ago and an estimated $6.8 million worth of recovered vehicles since September 2021. Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher attributes these results to proactive policing tactics aimed at taking the most prolific thieves off the streets.
“We’ve focused on the repeat offenders, and when I say repeat — these kids are stealing cars every day, sometimes several,” Fletcher said. “If you want to curb crime and reduce the amount of offenses, you need to target the individuals who are doing it on a regular basis.”
Funny how that works…put the criminal in jail!
Of course we all know…………………………………………………………
IT IS THE CAR’S FAULT !
And yet the process and politics that let said thugs steal the cars and get away with it, or a revolving door 1 hour stay in custody is not even mentioned.
There are four types (motives) of evil in the world: demonic, instrumental, idealistic, and stupid evil.
This is like saying the world would be a better place if car manufacturers won’t make it hard for criminals to do what they choose to do. No reference to the crime. So if they pick your lock to steal from your house, maybe you should not have a lock in the first place.
Addled it is. Stupid evil is of all, the most terrifying – caused by pride/incompetence/thoughtlessness/dishonesty/hypocrisy/avarice ..
Such as, “As a matter of fact, it was a silly thing to do. I am not as a rule, addle-headed; his influence must have affected me” (Silly .. being closest to “some” kind of admission; if we get that far with them.
As sure to ensue will be the “but .. but” (Don’t look at me.. it’s not my fault) or (My poor child, someone picking on him) or (These people make so much money – they deserve to have things stolen from them – they can afford it) or ( They shouldn’t be leaving everything out there in the open) … etal
This is what we are seeing in many spheres of society, where corruption reeks; yet always under the guise of some ‘name’, democracy, DEI, (Jill Biden’s – ‘nazi parents’). Name them all. There is no reasonable mediation with these kind of people because blaming others is their way of life.
Throughout human history there have always been these different manifestations of deceit and personal dishonesty. The current forms are wars whether one is involved directly or not. The end time wars clearly depicted in the bible, sure to come. The Final Battle.
That, is the divine obliteration of God’s enemies. Our part in the spiritual warfare is prayer – the common form of “spiritual warfare” against spiritual “implacable enemies of the soul”.
The world, the flesh, and the devil. The three enemies of a believer.
Throughout the Bible, dozens of passages deal with these three enemies of the soul. But rarely do these present themselves unveiled in the heart of a Christian. Jesus in no uncertain terms warned Peter about what Satan asked to do to Peter. That a test of faith was coming: “Simon, Simon! Indeed, Satan has asked for you, that he may sift you as wheat” (Luke 22:31)
Nothing more is necessary to illustrate the evil we fight. We must diligently strive to do what God wants for us. We cannot hope to appease God by working our way into righteousness, nor sacrificing others for our own sin.
Micah listed out the three principles of what God asks of His people: to do justice, to love kindness, and to walk humbly with Him
As old as when God confronted Adam, Adam pointed to Eve. “The woman “you” (my emphasis) – even blaming God. Imagine that?
“You put here with me. She gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it.”
Eve? In defense? “The serpent deceived me, and I ate.” (Genesis 3:12-13)
Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent; it was everyone else’s fault. Even God’s
But in Canada they are upset that cars are not easy enough to steal. The canadian police are telling citizens to put their car keys by the front door and leave it unlocked so that they thieves can save time and just take your car and leave quickly. What’s next, leave your car running in the street with a full tank of gas and a sign that says “FREE…TAKE ME”?
Then of course, when the thieves take the car and kill someone, that same citizens gets sued and has to turn over their house and savings to the criminal for getting hurt after taking their cars and driving like a moron.
We live in a world where our politicians are criminalizing law-abiding citizens but assisting criminals in law-breaking, and telling them it’s okay to live the life of a criminal…keep it up.
Nothing makes sense. When are the adults going to take charge again?
I’ve said this since the plandemic, the law abiding will become criminals to survive. We are not quite there yet.
toronto police. look at a map. what is the closest US city.