Not a spoof. It’s a classic case of disparate impact lawfare at work. Auto manufacturers must be held accountable for making cars that black people want to steal.
It’s real. He really said that.
“But we have to go upstream, and we got to make sure that the automobiles are not so easy to steal that they are a tempting, attractive nuisance for young people. Right now we are investigating two major automakers because their cars are dramatically too easy to steal for young people.”
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Make standard transmissions great again!
Next up Nike Inc.
However, not to worry, book publishers are safe.
Blame the victim.
The victim would be the consumers. Kia had no good reason to ditch immobilizers. My 2002 car had one and the tech was years old.
This was predictable. That’s why most cars kept immobilizers.
You watch too much TV!
Have Timberlands fallen out of fashion?
Work has fallen out of fashion
Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be car thief’s.
in their neighborhood, that would be “fiefs”
nimrod: Fiefs don’t have neigbhorhoods. They have fiefdoms.
You’re welcome.
Don’t let your babies grow up to be 1.5%
Calling Dr Howard, Dr Fine, Dr Howard!!! Stat
Love that one!!!
“However, not to worry, book publishers are safe.”
See also:
workboots down at the nearest Red Wing store
Words fail me.
These people make my brain hurt.
These people are the reason for to start spay and neuter people.
No repeat business like PP.
Ellison is just another leftists idiot….has it neve
Who knew cars were a nuisance until he told us? Gotta give him that.
“But we have to go upstream, and we got to make sure that the automobiles are not so easy to steal that they are a tempting, attractive nuisance ……
About that “upstream” part, what is he a Salmon or is he just wanting to spawn us all? He’ll roe the day!
I am surprised Ellison didn’t suggest to leave your car keys at the front door for the thieves – like the Toronto police did.
I live and hours drive from Toronto, when I heard that cop say that, I thought he was off his medication!! Etobicoke Police, figures.
I live in. this state.
The regime is purely commie.
They are actually trying to eliminate private car ownership and push us on city transportation, scooters, and bikes.
remember, they hate us.
They’ll do anything to” eliminate the combustion engine.” according to the Granholm. And eliminate the non-EV automakers.
Only the “supreme leaders’ can own cars….psychopaths.
Granholm is an idiot….one of the bigger idiots I’ve ever observed….even dumber than Joe
To be a leftist, you must be either stupid or evil, those are the only two choices. Granholm is the former.
…or an idiot…I have noticed a recurring theme…
BTW…do you happen to know where GJ place is used to be? Up by Colmesneil?
They can be both stupid and evil. It’s not “either or”, it’s “both and”.
If you do it well, you can be both.
Just because she’s a cabinet member in Uncle Joey’s administration doesn’t mean she has a brain….
…not having a brain seems to be a requirement
Don’t wanna be caught showin’ up ol’ Gropin’ Joe now, do ya?
“Nobody smarter than Joe gets hired. Got that?”
Does Sam Brinton ring a bell? Mayor Pete? Granholm? Mission accomplished!
Yep. I know it well, my corporate office is there. It’s a leftist shjthole.
that epithet is generous.
It is hellish.
In the Soviet Union the nomenklatura had limousines and express lanes.
Lets sue alcohol makers for health problems and automobile accidents. Food producers for obesity and health problems. Governments for wars and inflation. Parents for not raising their children better causing all kinds of societal problems. And thats only a start.
Sue the Federal Department of Agricultural for destroying our right to a healthy diet, by adding harmful chemicals to our food supply, along with the mandated inhumane and unethical agricultural methods mandated in commercial farming, thereby taking away the right of the individual farmer to produce and sell his own food product locally.
This works both ways; use it against them.
Someplace out there Rosie O’Donnell is pointing at her drawer full of spoons going ” see it is your fault I’m fat and stupid!” FJBLGB!!!!
😂😂😂😂🤣
glad I have a manual transmission
I won’t resist carjackers, I’ll just step out and take odds with nearest bystanders on whether the crewe has anyone that can drive my car away
For sure!!! An old school skill that has NEVER failed me or mine!
yes, the 3 pedal anti-theft device works great.
getting very hard to find them anymore tho.
I bet
got mine in 2007
https://www.motortrend.com/features/every-manual-transmission-car-for-sale/
not a lot of practical choices for 2024.
for example, Caddy CT5-V BLACKWING lists at ~ $105,950!
I have an old Chevy that is automatic, but has a seat belt interlock system… Without a piece of jumper wire (some previous owner took the jumper block out of the socket) it isn’t going far.
Has it never occurred to Keith that thieves should not be stealing cars in the first place?
What else are “thieves” going to steal?
Catalytic converters, copper wire and transformers, small consumer electronic devices, jewelry, clothing, food, and so on.
Not an exhaustive list.
They’ll steal from their grandmother
Clearly, grandma did not teach their grandchild the lesson of not taking other people’s stuff.
…they’re opportunistic….if it ain’t nailed down…they’ll steal it
No.
Is this surprising? He thinks guns cause crime, and illegal guns cause worse crime.
I have no words. I am just sick of them.
Obama called…..My BS meter just started fluctuating uncontrollably again. Havent scene it like this since the BLM/ANTIFA riots leading up to the rigged election in 2020.
The son of Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison tweeted on Sunday that he is declaring his support for Antifa after President Trump said that his administration would be declaring it a “Terrorist Organization.”
https://patriotcommandcenter.org/forum/son-of-minnesota-s-ag-keith-ellison-i-hereby-declare-officially-m
….speaking if idiots
What we do know, is Ellison was with Sean Coombes on April 13th 2011
How about electrified door handles, Keith?
….way WAY back in the day…hubcaps not mag wheels…dudes put capacitors on their hubcaps….somewhat akin to grabbing a sparkling on a running lawn mower…you WILL let go of it…
Spark plugs not sparkling…spell check sucks
Smell Check Stinks.
Also, back in the muscle car days, some guys would hide a kill switch somewhere on or in the car. Every time they left the car, they flipped the switch, and the thing wouldn’t start.
Analog still works and is probably more dependable than any digital/’puter crap.
He is what he is
…which is to say…an idiot
9mm with hollow points
To quote John Cougar Mellencamp ” I was born in a small town and that’s good enough for me”. How city dwellers live is beyond my comprehension. “And in that small town is probably where they’ll bury me”
Didn’t California already fine or sue auto makers for this?
Pretty sure WA. did. Or was going to, anyway.
St. Louis, Chicago, Cleveland, Columbus, Milwaukee, Seattle and San Diego
that poor suspicious cat is gonna come down with eye strain if this kinda shite keeps up
….twist his own neck off…poor little tomcat
Similarly, according to a Senior muslim cleric, muslim men cannot be trusted around women…but it’s the woman’s fault.
“If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside … without cover, and the cats come to eat it … whose fault is it, the cats’ or the uncovered meat’s? The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab [the headdress worn by some Muslim women], no problem would have occurred.”
Sheik Taj Aldin al-Hilali, Sydney, 2006
Yeah, let’s tell all the fatherless black kids Democrats created with welfare that stealing cars isn’t their fault. Just think what they’ll do to poor black kids with reparations!
Gawd, I hate these people. They’re evil stupid.
It’s an issue of impulse inhibition and the demographic. Why can’t people just admit this?
An interesting story: Last week, for some unknown reason, Youtube decided to throw up recommended videos of Florida Highway Patrol high speed pursuits on my opening page (never logged in as an account). Well, I binge watched about 10-15 of them over the course of a few days basically trying to figure out where over in Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami Dade they were doing this. There were also some up in North Florida in some wide open counties. Well, to cut to the chase…at least 90% or more of the drivers were black.
Try it yourself.
Now, ask yourself this: If you’re a normal normy, who the hell takes off from at least one FHP Interceptor that turns into about 10 Interceptors. If your normal you know you are going to be on the receiving end of a PIT maneuver.
Repeat: Impulse Inhibition.
they dindu nuffin
Learned on a stick, taught our daughter on a stick, and it’s one of her fun facts when people ask her to describe herself. A source of pride for sure!
“A stick shift loving conservative”…
At your service! And the best part…there’s nothing like driving a manual transmission on a winding country road. Nothing!😉
ahhh. I so remember.
Unicorn: My first car, in high school, was a beat up stick shift. I leaned how to drive it one night when, when, instead of riding my bike to a party for counselors at my town’s summer day camp, I decided to give the stick shift a try. I don’t think I got it out of second gear, but, I still made it to the party and back.
And you still have a story to tell! Love it!!!
Next up:
Investigating door manufacturers for home invasions.
This reminds me of the Gunnery Sergeant Hartman bit about locks on footlockers in Full Metal Jacket.
I got nothing.
I actually laughed out loud.
Neither does HAKEEM Ellison, especially above the neck.
NYPD 2023 Crime Report: Non-Whites Suspects In 96.5% Of Homicides And 97.8% Of Shootings—
The race/ethnicity of known Murder and Non-Negligent Manslaughter suspects mirrors the victim population with Black (57.0%) and Hispanic (36.3%) suspects accounting for the majority of suspects. White suspects account for (3.5%) of all Murder and Non-Negligent Manslaughter suspects while Asian/Pacific Islander account for (3.2%) Murder and Non-Negligent Manslaughter suspects.
The Murder and Non-Negligent Manslaughter arrest population is similarly distributed. Black arrestees (61.2%) and Hispanic arrestees (29.5%) account for the majority of Murder and Non-Negligent Manslaughter arrestees while Asian/Pacific Islander arrestees (4.6%) and White (3.3%) arrestees account for the remaining portions of the Murder and Non-Negligent Manslaughter arrest population.
https://vdare.com/posts/nypd-2023-report-non-whites-suspects-in-96-5-of-homicides-and-97-8-of-shootings-nyc-is-32-white?scroll_to_paragraph=1
Dat be all rayycisssss an’ shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Honorable mention for photo in Webster next to the word “Stupid”…..other words linked to photo as well. Fill in appropriately…..
Don’t worry. Pretty soon all the US auto makers are gonna be gone anyway.
” Auto manufacturers must be held accountable for making cars that black people want to steal.”
How about holding the Founding Fathers accountable for making a Constitution that Democrats want to destroy?
How about holding Americans accountable for making a southern border that Democrats want to destroy?
I work with his cousin of the same name in Detroit. Doing my best to red pill him-he sees and believes what I show him 🤞🙏🏻
Sorry-referring to Ellison
These degenerates always turn the dynamite on those who were forced into the fraud mandates and schemes. Ellison can take a walk off a short pier
An SUV ran over a pedestrian today somewhere. Just recalling Rush.
I was thinking about that great skit he and Shanklin did “In a Yugo”
The illogic is astonishing.
Well, bless his heart.
I can’t stop laughing.
Buy a Chrysler “Uglo-Wagen” 2.0 . . .
They could print all the manuals and text inside the car in cursive. They can’t read it. I drive a standard.
That’s one of the funniest memes I see on bumper stickers:
A standard stick-shift image with the caption: “Vehicle Equipped With Millennial Anti-Theft Device.”
http://tiny.cc/0qjkxz
[A few years ago — and we live in a small rural city — had new tires installed at our local Costco, and the young technician had to get another worker to back the car out of the bay as he didn’t know how to drive a stick-shift.]
Sundance is going to put the Babylon Bee out of business with headlines like this.
AG Ellison a convert to Islam said, “Trump’s day of reckoning is coming” with the $454 million judgment. 🤣 He also commended Letetia James on the fine job she did to bring Trump to justice.
“Next up Nike Inc.”
Are brothers in the hood still killing each other for a pair of Air Jordans?
Making 1984 Great Again!
Why does he want to make it difficult to steal a car? Canada wants just the opposite:
“To prevent the possibility of being attacked in your home, leave your fobs at your front door, because they’re breaking into your home to steal your car. They don’t want anything else,” said Ricciardi at the meeting.”
http://www.michellesmirror.com/2024/03/leave-em-in-car-eh.html
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That video was insane, my hubby thought I was kidding him about this story. Perhaps the Cop has sniffed to much in Etobicoke, Ontario, part of Toronto Ont.
Tide Laundry Detergent’s gotta be on Keith’s list.
If it’s not, he’s really dropping the ball up there in MN.
What’s next?
Blaming women for being too tempting to certain groups of men who enjoy attacking women (see grooming gang types)?
Blaming retail stores for not locking up all of their merchandise?
Blaming women for being unreasonable for not wanting men in locker room?
These people are so evil. They know what they are claiming are lies. Decent, honest people do not steal. Blame the criminals not the innocent people.
Formerly on staff at Dewy, Cheatum, & Howe law firm, I suppose.
Statistics show… “crime has decreased since 2023”
because arresting/charging/prosecuting/incarcerating criminals almost ceased entirely in 2020, and all those *RACISSSSSSS!!!* actions have been decreasing yearly since.
“Figures don’t lie, but liars do figure.”
Blithering idiot.
Maybe the manufactures can install this anti theft protection:
Can’t reason with irrational people….
RU Kidding me?
Here it is: the thieves are protected, those who own businesses have to be destroyed. This is straight out of the Gulag Archipelago of Solzhenitsyn. Did you know that in the Gulag those who stole from the prisoners, even if they stole a piece of paper on which a prisoner had a memento, his last memento, those who stole were allowed to do so. That is a sign of the total government being a kleptocracy. Here is Keith Ellison trying to steal from businesses to give to thieves.
He should be locked up.
I had to modify my 2005 Silverado with a VATS by-pass… my truck kept locking me out & then it wouldn’t start for hours. That costs $1000s to fix. I spent $250 not including a few tows.
Wonder if mr intersectionality would prosecute me for disabling the vehicle anti-theft Lol.
We used to regularly bypass vats systems when they screwed up. Ohm the chip in the key. Then under steering wheel find small orange and white wires. Solder in an ohm matching $2 resistor to said wires.. $100 tops
Well… I bought a bypass kit from NEWROCKIES & wired it in. It came with great instructions & video.
So easy a SoliersMom could do it & $250 in 2019.
The car manufacturers
-acted stupidly!
Is you have a business
– you didn’t build it!
Fund a mental
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-I need a beer
Fund a mental! Did you invent that Patience? Awesome.