Nothing to see here, according to doctors paid by Washington DC to monitor the health of the politicians in charge of our nation. Despite the series of cognitive episodes and freezing on camera, Mitch McConnell is mentally fit, healthy and recovering from his slip and fall. Yep, that’s their story and they’re sticking to it.
As requested by those in charge who want to assure the public not to believe their eyes, capitol physician Brian Monahan sent a letter to Senator McConnell outlining the medical evaluations following two episodes, in which the Senate minority leader stopped talking for roughly 30 seconds in a media availability.
In the letter to McConnell, Dr Monahan recommended “no changes in treatment protocols” for his recovery from an earlier fall that left McConnell with a concussion.
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There are trillions at stake!
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It looks like Mitch is trying to break out of some kind of mind control hypnosis/trance
I would imagine this is what a microchip malfunction would look like. Definitely CPU related.
Maybe the lying doctors will prescribe cntl-alt-del???
I almost felt bad for him and then I remembered this…
I would never feel bad for Mitch McChina. Just think back to the 2022 election and how he Lost the Senate on purpose because he didn’t want good America First MAGA Patriots serving.
Good one!
Mitch just needs a few more Covid Boosters and he’ll be as good as new!
DC alleged doctors lie in my opinion.
My Wife has had Epilepsy for 55 years.
I KNOW a seizure when I see one.
McConnell handler: He seems to be hanging up.
IT person: Did you turn him off and then back on again?
/s
Elon Musk’s Neuralink ‘brain chips’ cleared for 1st in-human trials
https://www.livescience.com/health/neuroscience/elon-musks-neuralink-brain-chips-cleared-for-1st-in-human-trials
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Still working out the kinks
Hmmmm. New brain chip? Maybe someone could re-program Mitch to be 100% pro-MAGA / pro-Trump…
There you go!
That is funny!
there are trillions at stake… but why would there be any additional threat if McThune or McCornyn took over?
I literally cannot think of one difference it would make.
Yep, Thune has been the wingman for years now.
Thune is a clone of McConnell……he will be a good RINO. Barasso and Cornyn would also
like to replace Mitch. However, the DC “Doctors: say mitch is good for another three years or
three thousand miles…..whichever comes first. Next patient for the “Doctors: is Feinstein
As long as someone is there to raise her hand for her during votes, she also is good to go.
There is a KY Guv election this year?
Given their history, KY may vote for a dead man.
Pennsylvania did!
I don’t think any of McConnell’s Pallbearers(Thune, Cornyn, Ernst, etc) would make any difference whatever, except for one: Certain elements may enjoy having direct control they wouldn’t quite have with those others. I’m sure Xi enjoys Mitch being at the top.
I think, what they’re telling us is that. It doesn’t matter if the body is dead because they’re not the ones making the decisions. So, no one needs to be remove. Shoving it in our face. Just like the one in the White House.
Exactly… these clods are just front men for the bureaucrats who tell them how things are and where to sign. All a show.
McConnell’s style is much more suited to the past way of doing things and not really what is needed in an age of modern communications. There really is a need, especially in the Senate, to work things out in smoky backrooms with your opposition but it is becoming harder to hide his lack of representation of his voters when they can monitor things with the click of a mouse. His sellout of MAGA candidates (which are the vast majority of Republicans) and craven denial of mass election cheating in a time of peril has turned him into something far worse than a Democrat. His time is running out. If he wanted to go out with some class , he would hand the reigns over to a MAGA aligned leadership but I am afraid he will go down with the ship (Coco’s Chinese Fleet).
No evidence in this latest exam of seizure disorder, stroke, Parkinson’s, or TIA’s is the tell he cracked his head mighty hard in that fall in March.
And, says nothing about what is really happening to him.
Hm. I think that says more about the doctors than Turtle.
Advancing Bidenitis.
Doctor also said, ‘X-Rays of head found nothing.’ 🙂
Has anyone ever seen Mitch blink??
No evidence of the aforementioned maladies.
No mention of unmentioned maladies.
How convenient.
What is really happening to him?
He suffers ESTDS
End Stage Trump Derangement Syndrome
re: “No evidence in this latest exam of … ”
The doctor SHOULD HAVE asked Mitch: “Are you going to run again in 2024?“.
It is what ‘locked him up’ this last time.
…. and Nikki Haley wants cognitive tests. 🤪
I’m sure she can find some free on the net if she really wants to check her mental acuity. 🙂
She needs one. I know she is good at counting kick-backs, so she would probably pass.
Isn’t that special? Who will administer the tests? Who will interpret the tests?
Will Dr. Feelgood (Big Pharma) have a clot- shot like cure? So many possibilities for fraud.
He can’t drive, run heavy equipment, or talk.
Ok. Got it.
but he CAN be a senator 🙂
Good time to post this article from 2017:
Pharmacist hints some members of Congress have Alzheimer’s
A pharmacist who fills all the scrips for members of Congress says he’s given Alzheimer’s drugs to lawmakers — who may be running the country while losing their marbles.
“At first it’s cool, and then you realize, I’m filling some drugs that are for some pretty serious health problems as well. And these are the people that are running the country,” Mike Kim told STAT News, reportedly citing diabetes and Alzheimer’s treatments.
“It makes you kind of sit back and say, ‘Wow, they’re making the highest laws of the land and they might not even remember what happened yesterday.’”
Kim owns Grubb’s Pharmacy, a 150-year-old DC drugstore that delivers as many as 100 prescriptions a day to Capitol Hill, the outlet reports.
But sometimes politicians come in person to pick up their pills.
“I still remember John Kerry — it was literally like the day after he lost [the 2004 presidential election], he came in and he was just standing in line with everybody else,” Kim told STAT.
“I just remember seeing him standing in line and almost feeling sorry for him — one day he’s a superstar, he’s got his entourage and security detail, and the next day he’s just by himself, he’s picking up his prescription.”
https://nypost.com/2017/10/11/pharmacist-hints-some-congress-members-have-alzheimers/
…and Joe Biden is doing great, too, along with DiFi and Fetterman! Why do you people keep asking such silly questions? These folks are at the top of their game and the country is fortunate to be in their capable hands!
Do I really need to add the /sarc tag?
They nave all gotten the “OK” from “Doctor” Jill.
All i can say is when your are in your 80s one fall can mark the start of your death. he will likely be dead in a year or so between the falls and blanking out something else will happen things will get progressively worse. I think the same is starting to happen to Biden but he is not as bad as Mitch. Even look at the 2nd youtube his face looks even worse like he is not eating and he is agining faster. Could be cancer could be something else going on who knows.
Well, would those same doctors be the ones who also pumped him full and of non-“vaccines” recently?
Brain fog. Falling down. Zero attention span. Hmmm.
I think if I were them I would want to pretend nothing is wrong either, just like Pfizer, Moderna and the rest of the Big Drug Cartels.
Ok, but what about demons? Did they check for demons?
^^^^^^
Or divine affliction. Let’s see if he starts eating grass with the cattle.
Mitch “Nebuchadnezzar” McConnell
The single most impactful, and committed, intransigent mortal enemy of PDJT and MAGA, has been Mitch.
Pelosi, with her bogus Impeachments, and J6 hearings, did not do nearly as much to PDJT, as Mitch did with his abuse of “advice and consent” on nominees, and backstabbing and machievellian manuevers against America First.
That he is off the board, is good, that he remains on the board, and incapacitated, even better.
Just shows how desperate they are…
Not a seizure, Parkinsons, or TIA.
Excluding the impossible, we can only be left with the possible – Code Brown.
Ah, Occam’s Bidet.
Dr. Moneyinmyhan…..
Dung Zhao Mitch will step down when Emperor Xi decides he’s no longer a Useful Idiot.
Bwahaha!!!
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Dung Zhao Mitch, epic name I have not seen before.
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Almost worthy of the great El Rushbo.
An astute commenter at Ace wonders why the News told us about Doctor Jill’s third case of Covid. They didn’t have to tell us. But they did, so it must be for a reason: get ready for Round Two!
agree and not that I care but Whoopie has it again as well
And we didn’t have to know. So they’re trotting out a bunch of celebrity cases, as a programming technique. They’re saying “Bend over, here it comes again.”
Hopefully America collectively flips them the double bird, this time.
“Oh, no… You won’t destroy us again with this BS.”
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I wouldn’t doubt for a second that the Great and Wonderful Dr. Jill does not have Covid at all. I believe it’s just a ploy by the administration to convince others to bow down at the altar of the jab.
Of course those who have been jabbed are going to get a new strain of Covid. These people are walking incubators for new variants with their mutating immune systems. It’s only those with natural immunity who are spared these mutated viruses from the MRNA carriers.
Don’t you mean,
There are trillions (_
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recoveryirreversible physical and cognitive declinefromfollowing your March 2023 fall.”Once you fall and hit your head at McConnell’s age, it’s all down hill.
His behavior is perfectly normal. Everybody freezes like that. He’s fine you guys, swearsies. Don’t believe your lying eyes.
Like DiFi and some others, he is perfectly fine so long as he retains somehow or other his position in power. It really is as simple as that.
Those would be the same doctors who tell us Biden is just fine and ready for four more years, correct?
This is total gas lighting tactics.
I saw twice, a very disconcerting event, with Mitch zoning out.
My eyes saw it, and it is on videos, EVERYWHERE!
Calling BS.
They ARE getting frustrated, that we refuse to hold still, while they piss down our leg and tell us its raining,…whats WRONG with us?
Scared…?
Vote AGAINST any Incumbent, from this point on. Don’t CARE what letter comes after their name (R or D) as the real letter is U for Uniparty, and C for corrupted/compromised.
Yep.
51 intel said Hunter’s laptop was Russian disinfo.
What’s not said is that his brain could be shrinking, which can occur with dementia.
Like his shriveled, blackened heart,…so a matched pair then.
I call BS…it’s called a Secondary Partial Seizure. I know, because I have them.
I wonder if he has had “the jab” and if so, how many of them.
My elderly aunt who is in her upper 80’s has had every recommended jab, and suddenly last year she began having “episodes” where she could not remember how to get dressed, how to cut up a watermelon, and the latest one was she “froze” and couldn’t remember how to get out of the shower.
She was hospitalized for a few days; no blood on the brain (the first suspect to rule out), no strokes, no TIA – bottom line, according to the doctor she’s fine. Except her energy level is low and she has these “freeze” moments that are scary.
Just sayin’ – her doctors haven’t said it’s from the jab, but nothing is wrong with her, and she and Mitch McConnell have a lot in common. She’s not famous and he is, and there’s nothing to say it’s the jab…it’s just that these weird things started after all the jabs….
Have a friend who is exactly the same way. Had a seizure of some sort, and after 3 days in the hospital, still has moments where he just locks up. Doctors say they can’t find anything wrong…..
And yes, multiple times jabbed.
I do not believe any of TPTB took the clot shot, all smoke and mirrors (and Ivermectin).
Some of them were left out of the loop. Newsom for one. Recall he disappeared for several weeks at one point, and upon coming back was notice to have that face distortion Guillin-Barre (spelling) thing. Miss Lindsey in another. Fetterman. There are others.
Right, yes, he’s just thinking about his answer. (My face looks like Suspicious Cat’s)
Another weekend at Bernie’s…
Tuesday, November 5, 2024 is to far away. It might be FURBAR by then. “F-d Up Republic Beyond All Recognition”
New sign to be seen at ALL new conferences by any government official….
WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU!!!
WE DON’T TRUST YOU!!!
So he just takes a pause in life and stares into space.
Give me a break! I don’t believe that BS.
He’s just thinking about the weather, like Delusional Joe.
The Great Pretending Continues. Good Grief!
My first impression of both his sudden talk stoppages was that he was having massive guilt trips for his corruption and worried about what would happen if he got caught.
Yeah, sure, a guilt trip… That’s the ticket. Mitch McConnell and guilt trip don’t belong in the same chapter, never mind sentence.
I wonder if the so-called medical experts have at least informed local officials that at a minimum, his driver’s license should be revoked. Seriously, I know our country is sinking rapidly and that we haven’t yet hit rock bottom, but given this nonsense now presented to us about McConnell, we are awful damn close to it.
My guess is that Mitch “Frozen” McConnell hasn’t laid his grubby hands on a steering wheel in decades. He gets around via limo or town car.
I seriously doubt McConnell has driven himself anywhere in 40 years
Term limits are often brought up, but the downsides are seldom discussed. For instance, how much damage can a senator, who doesn’t care 2 cents for his constituency or the Country, do while in a 6 year lame duck status? We can’t term limit them as the Founders intended by voting them out if our elections are rigged (and they are). 2024 is do or die. Election integrity is the only thing that can save us. All these crooks that get elected over and over, in spite of their absolutely horrendous job performance, aren’t winning elections they’re being selected. We’ve got to find a way to stop it.
Exactly
The founders wanted senators appointed by state legislators. Not direct elections. The 17th amendment is the real cause of this nonsense.
Otherwise, the state legislators could recall these pinheads and appoint another pinhead
Exactly.
OK, I’ll bite: “…following your August 30th, 2023 ‘brief episode’…”
A brief episode of what?
The doctor then goes on to state what ‘it’ is not, in very narrow terms, but never states what ‘it’ is.
Reckon it was just a plain old daily ‘episode’ of “As the Political BS World Turns” soap opera.
their stockbrokers are much more competent than their doctors
Is anyone watching the outbound private traffic levels? Planning a little vacation, Mitch?
Don’t tell me what it isn’t. Tell me what it is. These people are despicable….
Mitch is FINE! Biden is FINE! All the other elderly Congresscritters are perfectly healthy, cognizant, and competent to serve in Congress!
But Trump is NOT stable enough to run for president!
Got it!
McConnell was struck by a sense of guilt which paralyzed him momentarily. Fortunately it was only caused by the betrayal of his constituents and so had no lasting consequences.
I imagine he heard two voices in his head. One was the voice of God. The other was the voice of the Devil. He paused to listen to the one with whom he is most familiar.
OK, so it isn’t a seizure disorder, Parkinsons, or TIA. Are we supposed to assume that’s an exhaustive list of possible reasons for Mitch’s brain freezes? What about a malignant brain tumor? Encephalitis? I mean, Khan could have slipped a Ceti eel larva into his ear. Or so we should hope.
Have a family member who has a seizure disorder. Has had multiple brain surgeries to treat epilepsy.
McConnell displays the EXACT same behavior for someone with “absence” seizures also known as complex partial seizures. They loose consciousness for brief periods of time – sometime as little as 30 seconds……..blank stare, sometimes it manifests itself in involuntary mouth movements, confusion after they are out of it. McConnell looks to me like he has the same thing. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. McConnell needs to STEP DOWN.
Between him and Dianne Feinstein who literally looks mummified, who the hell is running things (sarc)????
These mummified demons just go to show that the people and offices behind them are the ones who actually do the work. They just have to cast votes and sneer at PDJT or fawn over Pedo Joe during the State of the Union speech
McConnell is the brand, like Ronald McDonald. The corporation’s employees run the business. They could literally wheel him into the Senate chamber on a furniture dolly to push the required yea or nay vote buttons, and nobody would care.
I do think the eGOP wants to prevent a Democrat governor from appointing a replacement. It’s in their interests to maintain a certain number of votes to sell.
The Senate has already decided that you don’t have to be mentally competent to hold the office. Sen. Fetterman is proof.
Exactly, for any of the seats to have value, they must maintain the ability to filibuster.
“Kentucky is one of seven states where the governor must choose from a list of three individuals selected by the state party, while the governors of Arizona and Oklahoma can choose any person they wish who is registered to the same party as the senator creating the vacancy.”
Good to know. Maybe they’re worried the State Party is MAGA.
I still lean towards the profit motive as the primary driver.
I would like to see Mitch debate Fetterman with Biden and Feinstein as moderators.
Dysautonomia?
If the fed coin can be hacked within a week of the start of it, would someone please hack the DC pharmacy that fills the politicians meds?
Okay, I’ll play. He didn’t have any of those conditions that he mentioned in that letter, but that doesn’t mean that there isn’t something else wrong with him. If only I was a doctor. I’m willing to be that there are many more conditions with the same symptoms that he is showing. So, it is none of that, but it sure is something and someone will figured it out sooner or later. But that there is something wrong there is something wrong.
They said what it is not. They did not give a provisional diagnosis… see what’s not de-mentioned.
Is it still OK to trust the Medical Field? – (joking of course) NO!!
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/6004-dysautonomia
Doc the Turtle should be just fin to run for office in 2026.
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Pass that word over to the press because Mitch was not able to put it into words.