There is no other reasonable explanation that makes sense. [LINK] Jill Biden’s wardrobe consultant/clothier must also be Kamala Harris’ speechwriter.
This much fail cannot possibly come from two different people. [IMAGE LINK]
Also, why are they letting Jill Biden steal snow globes from the souvenir shop?
It looks like a dress Hilary might like to borrow. These tents take a lot of fabric — must conserve…
Holy cats! Puts the puffy shirt to shame .
I think she likes a kind of bohemian-ish style. She would look much nicer in a linen sheath dress just below the knees and a cute straw summer hat with some flats. I just don’t understand who is guiding her in her choices. Somebody is. And they have tons of money and power- why does she want to look so out of place? Or why do THEY want her to look so cartoonish?
Looks photoshopped, tbh. Even though it’s real, it looks photoshopped. Their fiction is bleeding into real life.
It looks like she raided her granddaughters closet. All she needs now to complete the outfit is a flower wreath in her hair and a doobie hanging out of her hand. She will be ready for Woodstock 2024. However, she needs a major amount of gorilla tape to support her ta ta’s. What a mess.
whatever they used, they got ’em to sit up and beg pretty well
I remember when Michelle’s dressmakers refused to dress Melania -hahahaha. And Melania refused to ask them… Beautiful Melania always looked elegant and the media refused to show her. MABA (Make America Beautiful Again)!
Thank you for giving our eyes a much-needed break! 🙂
Our beautiful Melania was a class act…
Lovely photo. Breaks my heart to see Abe.
I’m laughing until I am breathless!!! That picture of the sneering, appalled cat perfectly suits “Dr.” Jill! I love your snarky humor, Sundance.
Baby sitter chic?
Dear Dr Jill,
A nice tailored suit and low heeled pumps would do you a world of good. Lose the long hair and get a smart hair cut or an “up do”.
Your friend
Also too blonde. Get a new colorist.
Why is Alice Cooper wearing a blonde wig and a dress? Just askin’…
I will never UN-see this. I’m dead. You win the internet.
OMGosh!!! ROFLOL!!!!
Fake First Lady in a steel wool pad.
Hunter must have bought mum a present.
I was thinking he’d taken up fashion design.
That’s it. Why can’t we have a full-color book of photos of First Lady Melanias poise and class thru her fashion choices, the White House Christmas decorations, etc. PLEASE……
The fblie took all of the photo albums?
My favorite Mrs. Trump photo is the golden gown she wore in the UK to meet the queen. The absolute epitome of class and elegance. Put that on the cover of a coffee table book and I would bet it would be a best seller.
That would be great! I wonder if she or her dresser kept a diary of what she wore each day! It could be a coffee table book!
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Okay she’s unattractive. And it’s now in fashion to wear great-grandma’s kitchen curtains. Carry on…
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You’re brutal!
You’re welcome.
She is so stunning. Makes me cry to remember how she was treated.
What we learned through it, though, is that she’s 100% a lady and didn’t complain about not receiving the fawning attention heaped on Michelle and Hillary and now Jill.
The only frustration I recall is from her assistant’s secret (and backstabbing) recording of Melania talking about the Christmas decorations. Context: She didn’t understand why the media wouldn’t not cover – and lend help – to an effort to reunite an immigrant child separated from the mother. Instead, Melania was compelled to show off the Christmas decorations to the media.
typo: “wouldn’t cover”
Grisham wasn’t fit to clean Melania’s shoes.
Dr. (?) Jill. Pathetic. Stay home and hide out in the basement with your senile hubby.
An outfit like that gives Jill two benefits:
1) No one will think the FBI stole it from Melania’s closet.
2) She’ll receive no criticism for buying new duds at expensive beach boutiques.
I triple dog dare all of the fashion magazines who ignored the beautiful and stylish Melania Trump to put Jill in this dress on their covers and try to gaslight everyone with their fawning coverage of “the first lady”. Good grief, she pulled the dress up to her shoulders instead of keeping it down in “sexy” range. (Not that she should do that either. Yuck). Since she pulled the dress up so high I can only imagine what is exposed below the hemline. I want to see the photo of Jill’s old lady legs hanging out. I’m 63 years old. I know my limitations.
I did see the photo, and no, you don’t.
For a 71 year-old, she doesn’t look a day over 90
Maybe Jill borrowed the dress from her daughter thinking Joe might think she looks younger.
The hands, the stringy neck, the gaunt face, the gnarly legs and feet…
She looks like “Magda” from “There’s something about Mary”.
Kiawah Island… as in Charleston, SC?! Go away! We don’t want your filth here!
Kiawah Island is a truly beautiful place. Jill Biden reminds me of Little Bo Peep who lost her sheep, and didn’t know where to find them. Unfortunately for Dr. Jill there are no sheep on Kiawah island unless she is looking for Joe.
Unfortunately, there are quite a few sheep in the wealthier parts of Charleston area. Most of them have strangely-colored hair and their noses have an altitude problem.
I heard at one time she was an aspiring model and that’s why Joe liked her and stole her from the guy who had her. Joe liked the Corvette she drove too.
Neither one has ever had any class, morals or sense of style.
I’m sure she was/is hugely jealous of Melanie. But Jill is not intelligent enough to accomplish that kind of individuality.
Welllllll
I dont care if a woman at the age of 70+ wears a playdress such as that Jill Biden is wearing… however….I wish that she had worn the dress properly….either on the shoulders or off the shoulders….
AND even more ….so I wish that our First Lady represented the elevated office into which she was PLACED…the fact that that she acts and dresses pretending to be as one of the masses while living like an oligarch just underlines her grifter status…which of course completely makes me want to vomit….
Exactly. She doesn’t know how to wear it properly.
I never knew anyone in the masses who dressed like she does.
Oh my!
As my mother would say. It looks like I made that dress.
Holy mackarel.
WOW! I haven’t seen Ric-Rac in ages. I didn’t know they still made it.
She is rivaling big Mike’s snake dress which probably is still even worse than this table cloth JB is wearing.
Oh-my-word. She looks like a piñata 🪅
I think you nailed it.
Her daughter’s nursery school class made it as a group project.
🤢🤮 That’s a serious fashion don’t Big Mike’s wearing.
Money can’t buy class!
Didn’t she wear that for her “official” visit to Westminster Abbey?
https://archives.cjr.org/the_kicker/on_michelle_obamas_westminster.php
LOL didn’t know that! So glad you posted the link.
I’m no fashion plate, but c’mon she was First Lady.
Wow! That is one I never saw, although I have to admit I tried hard not to look at anything about the Obummers….Just freakin’ awful!
Not a Michelle fan at all, but I think she was trying to use her role as a platform for undiscovered fashion designers. Trouble is, Michelle, like many ladies, has figure flaws, and her clothing needed an expert eye to accentuate the positive and deemphasize the negative. Some outfits accomplished this, and others were real duds. This is the latter. Unfortunate. Michelle, as our nation’s First Lady, needed a top-notch consultant. Melania is perfection and didn’t need that level of help.
Melania can wear anything …or nothing…and look like a goddess. But aside from her God given beauty her choices were perfection, as was her behavior.
They gave the clothes to her. She shilled for them. A real no-no.
What a disaster. Oh how I miss Melania. She was schooling us in (and reminding us of) how to be elegant and graceful again.
Looks like a dude named Steve in a surfer wig, lampshade/ dust ruffle jumper with lemon piping smuggling two oranges clawing a carpet sample with RBG hands.
ROFLOL!!!!
Looks like it was photoshopped. By someone who never used photoshop. And, isn’t yet 4 years old.
That has to be photoshopped….. they put the dress over her way to low…. nobody has breasts coming out of their stomach…..
AOC??
She’s trying to emulate that Chinese chick that Joe and Hunter met: Twohung Low
😆🎯❤ I’m dying!
Man, just when I think I’ve read the funniest one-liner on this thread, somebody like you comes along…
Bwhahahah! Good one – you win for my laugh of the day!
🤣 🤣
Apparently Jill does.
No support for snowglobes while on vacation.
You haven’t met me:) My mother was a dressmaker and always said I was “high-waisted.” At 70, now I know what she meant.
Have you seen a photo of Pelosi lately? Hers look like they’re growing out of her liver. Talk about someone who shouldn’t go braless!
Vodka Induced Flotation Devices
Do you think Pelosi would dream of going bra-less? I’d say her industrial strength bras have collapsed screaming “I give up!”
Without a good bra, a woman her age wears breasts resting on her stomach.
You’ve heard of Mass Formation Psychosis?
Well, this appears to be a case Mass Flotation Psychobitch:
I’m sorry.
So very, very sorry.
Orca?
Water Buffalo
In pea soup green sneakers, to boot.
Don’t you wnt to slap her with a big fat fish across her fat beaver face
🤮 …is that…thing Killary of the Clinton Crime Family?!
LOL
What the heck is that????
Bwhahaha! I read your byline again – Mass Formation Psychobitch! I am dying here! Thanks for the laugh.
You should be for grossing us out.
And we wonder why Bubba philanders…
Mutton attempting to dress as Lamb.
It’s official.
I’m a skank.
Signed,
Jill Biden
So, we are all having a good laugh, and the contrast could not be sharper.
IMHO, there are only two real options for who is dressing “Dr. Jill” (the idea that she herself would choose a look that involves a failure of what my grandmother would have called appropriately supportive undergarments just doesn’t pass the sniff test, pun intended) and I’m pretty fond of the second one.
Unfortunately, there’s also some foreshadowing going on with this “vacation. ” The MSM is making a big fuss about Hunter’s “amazingly cute” toddler son Beau, and I couldn’t help but notice that they have let his hair grow out to girls length hair. . . and I gotta sick feeling about what that means.
The Hollyweird trans cult moms (there are somewhere between 5 and 10 of them now) that have turned their children/adoptees into trans fashion leaders (poor kids) have done their best to normalize this particular kind of child abuse, and moving the age of it earlier and earlier. What with the appointments of Levine and Boot edge edge and that puppy collar guy, you really have to wonder what’s the meaning of the failure to get that child a haircut.
My thought on Kiawah (those who own beach houses don’t go to other beaches) was to get them in a secure place, no clamoring media, until the Trump Mar-a-Lago invasion took place and hopefully(for them) cooled down. Of course they knew it was going down, probably in great detail. And Zhou smiled and said “Go for it”…
“Do I look pretty in this Joe? Joe. JOE!!!”
“Yes, dear.”
And Kamala Harris’ speechwriter is Dutch Schultz. Ever read the last words of Dutch Schultz???
She must be wearing her special fishnet stockings
with those smuggle snow globes.
🎶Do your snow globes hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Can you throw ’em o’er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your snow globs hang low?🎶
Skank.
All that money, and the best she can do is a freaking lampshade, lol.
Go through previous posts – the lampshade you seek is there.
Both Obama and Biden have male wives.
This woman has zero fashion sense amongst other senses.
Jill is auditioning for the role of Mrs. Roper in the new Three’s Company series.
Looks like a bridesmaid dress from the 1960s that she cut off to street length to wear again.
I think this is what Dr. Jilly got her inspiration from:
That’s one of my absolute favorite Carol Burnett skits. Thank you for the laugh. It helped heal my eyes. Even that dress looks better than the First Nut Job’s. The comments are killing me. 🤣🤣🤣
Bob Mackie designed everything Carol Burnett wore, including that GWTW getup. My cousin’s gorgeous wife was his #1 model back then, doing his runway shows. She closed every show wearing that … brought the house down.
You should see what they are saying on Twitter. 😄
It reminds me of an old paper doll with the dress stuck on way too high up.
Ahhhh, makes my eyes bleed. LMAO
Sundance since the raid I hv been devastated. The Spectacular Dr Jill’s precious Barbie doll dress walking side by side with “no soul” Hunters wife brought me back to my senses. Reading everyone’s hilarious responses was all we needed to know we are in this together. The ilk will not win. We will be ok. MAGA. Melania ….how we miss your style❤️
Easy on the 1st Lady! She went shopping in a Salvation Army or Goodwill to support charity. This must have been the only thing in her size. Someone must have been opening up closet space by donating their 1970s outfits.
yeah … off-the-shoulder look is just the thing for 70-year-olds
Spooky.