There is no other reasonable explanation that makes sense. [LINK] Jill Biden’s wardrobe consultant/clothier must also be Kamala Harris’ speechwriter.
This much fail cannot possibly come from two different people. [IMAGE LINK]
Also, why are they letting Jill Biden steal snow globes from the souvenir shop?
Stealing snow globes….musta hit a nerve ….that’s about as randy as SD gotten on his blog.😏
Oh, uh, now I get it. Yoiks…!
She’s a freaking walking corpse. Never seen a close up before. Wish I still hadn’t. Barf
She is trying to look sexy to snare another husband when Joe Biden carks it
Has anyone noticed that “Doctor” Jill is showing a lot more wrinkles lately? Has her adrenochrome supply been cut off???
This reminds me of Michelle Obama. Almost all of her wardrobe was VERY unflattering. At the time I really thought her people must hate her, to have her wear such crap. She herself must have had no sense, the same here with Mrs. Biden. She obviously has no sense either of what looks best for her age and figure.
Males usually have no sense of style, not sure about Dr Jill.
Welllllll, Mike had the added dilemma of hiding the junk.
SCRANTON CHIC
“Not a joke, not a joke” Lesko Brandon
Haven’t commented here in years, and read you every day, Sundance, but…simply HAD to for THIS!
Are there no mirrors in the Kiawah shops or in the $20 mil mansion or even in our beloved (yet improperly occupied) White House?
This abomination is right on par with Mooch’s yellow thang/thigh-high boots TV appearance!
Mixed with the stringy hair and the (much more noticeable of late) deepening wrinkles and “turkey neck”, I would imagine she might also be wearing cheap flip-flops (Made in China, of course!).
Frumpy lumpy
&
Dumbpy scumpy
She looks like a tramp ho that you would see on the street in any city or town. Older byt trying to look young and she just looks cheap.
That is her problem, mellie. she is always trying to look younger. She has no idea of how to grow older with dignity.
Remember when she did a photo op during the campaign with fishnet stockings???? That tells you all you have to know. She has no clue how to be a dignified FLOTUS. And, thus, she isn’t.
There’s nothing dignified about her therefore she cannot grow old with dignity.
I despise Joe Biden but he almost always has a nice suit and tie. Kind of dapper. They should get whoever makes his suits to help out Jill. Or not. It is more fun to watch her dress herself.
Yeah, I remember those fishnet stockings! Barf!
But at least it wrinkled 😂
Lol
It’s ALL the RAGE!!!
That’s too funny 😂😂😂
LOL
There are some very creative people here at CTH, I must say.
LOL!
Oh, I almost lost It! That’s hysterical!
Remember Michelle O’s lava lamp dress?
I don’t even think at that age that they are women anymore, forget all the gender crap this here is the 3erd species, or non male non female,
Irrespective of this story on “Dr. Jill”, I recall my Father telling me, after a few days in a rehab @ 88 years, that he wasn’t a man anymore. This man, who snuck into the US Navy with his Dad’s confirmation before legal age, served in the Pacific theatre in the Battle of Midway, and received a PH when the USS Waller hit a mine near Chy-na. All I could think of when he said this, was that old age doesn’t diminish a man unless he spent his life for himself. I would hope to be 1/10 the many Father was as I pass on-but I’ve got more work to do.
Man.
That picture makes her look just like dementia Joe
Looks like a straw paper on a worm.
Like a cupcake unearthed at a landfill.
LOLOLOLOL
OMG!! Love the (cat?) photo! Still laughing!!! Sundance, you rock!
Don’t you all know that Jill was a famous fashion model from Slow Vein Ee Uh?
Sound it out slowly. Lol.
LOL !
Embarrassing. . .and Gawdy. Almost looks like it was photo shopped in. Must have looked good after a hit of crack.
My husband said she looks just like Joe Biden in the face in that photo.
Dried up and grumpy.
He has a point.
If I woke up and saw that foul thing approaching me, with those same soulless, dead eyes….
I’d beat it to death.
Snort!
🤣🤣🤣
Clearly the FBI are keeping Melania’s clothes for themselves.
Too funny. Dressing like Joe’s fantasy girl??
Anklets or kneehighs?
Boxers or Briefs ?
Hmmm…wouldn’t be one of her old “babysitter” outfits…or would it?
Spouse said the top of the dress is made with “elasticized thread” in a smocking pattern. Said regular smocking lies flat.
FUNNY TRUE STORY:
Decades ago, women bought that type of material at the fabric store. No sleeves, just a length of material that had been “elasticized” at the top. All they had to do to make a sundress was sew a single straight seam from top to bottom. They could also buy matching thin “spaghetti” strap material.
Some women wore the dresses with straps tied in bows at shoulders. Many wore them strapless.
NOW, HERE’S THE FUNNY PART!
A friend’s wife, wearing such a dress, was exiting church, where everyone spoke to the preacher as they departed. She reached down to pick up her toddler son, and he yanked the stretchy fabric down to her waist!
The tube top and tube top sundress were very popular.
Oh, yes – I had one when I was 16 and that was a long, long, long time ago. Give it up Jilly – you are old.
Oh those tube tops–easy on, easy off.
Her “stylist” obviously doesn’t like her, lol.
That’s EXACTLY what I thought!
Goodwill Jill’s stylist is the sale rack at a local thrift store.
Pretty lampshade.
Could Jill have lost a bet? WTH was she thinking. On my worst day, I wouldn’t dare go out looking like that. Claribel the clown.
I normally don’t pay attention to what these people wear, but this?? She couldn’t have looked in the mirror before going out in that.
She did look at herself in the mirror and went out wearing this Sack anyway.
Janice Joplin wants her dress back and Tom Cruise said you cant borrow my aviators anymore
Much more mutton than lamb…
The scarf does make a difference.
Scarf helps hide the turkey neck.
Lol I honestly don’t know which one’s worse
That is just plain nasty!
Now my eyes are completely shot.
Well now I am shrieking with laughter! You guys are a clever bunch…..Bwhahahah!
We all needed a laugh, didn’t we?
Maybe this cougar is trolling for soy boys.
Her purse is filled with vegan hot pockets.
My Eyes, My Eyes!
IMHO, it resembles a Barbie dress… I suppose it’s a step up from her sofa cushion florals…
mama mia….
Motel 6 wants their bedspreads returned. ASAP.
How lucky that these fashion people refused to dress Melania!
That dress could be used to line the interior of a casket.
😂 😂 😂
if you ask me that sure looks like joe with a wig and shades!
Definitely NOT in Kansas anymore.
I’m laughing myself sick!!
She’s trying to be the anti-Melania??? The gorgeous exquisite Melania…
Oh my gosh! I am laughing out loud all by myself over here. Too funny, you all!
Aha! Someone’s been in the fabric bin, and look what they’ve made.
This dress is beyond hideous.
And look at her posture and facial expression.
NO poise, NO class.
She shouldn’t be cinching her waist up when she has none….
Curtain dress!
Even her bandaids are tacky!
-clear bandaids blend better
Yikes. Hadn’t seen this one. Just hideous. Whew.
Whew no kiddin’. What a freakin’ mess.
This …….words are not applicable. Speechless
Jill’s wardrobe is the perfect metaphor for how the Deep State sees itself.
Deep State (in the mirror): You looook marhvelous, daarhling!
Reality: Um … no.
Theres something wrong with the right side of her neck
And is that a Band-Aid on her leg?
Yep. Noticed that, too. Sorta completes the ensemble, eh?
She nicked herself shaving!
OMG
The cat picture made me laugh out loud.
I had a cat make that same face when my dog farted.
I care more about their actions than how they dress
sorry to be a party pooper for those who need a good laugh
Welcome to clown world, HONK HONK !
She also borrowed Joe’s shades. They’ve ruined aviators for me, dammit
Melania rocked aviators.
Jill not so much.
Especially with her “I Don’t Care” bomber jacket. Hot stuff.
That even tops Hillary’s padded oven-mitt ensemble
just got the snow globe joke
took me coupla minutes, I’m slow like that
Yes, it takes deep-DEEP-focus to see the snow globes that you want to unsee.
Do you think that Jill stuffs?
Classic Scary Maw-Maw Clinton!
Colostomy Cover All
ouch
but true
Puke
Your contribution made me laugh the loudest…and believe me, I have been laughing since reading Sundance’s headline, and then all the way through the comments.
Thank you, nimrodman.
aDoozy, as I fear we’ll find ourselves saying more and more frequently in this formerly great nation of ours:
“De nada”
The earings look like fish hooks
She has breakfast taco taste.
End of the summer sale on the sack!
Early Christmas sale on the snow globes!!
Jill is just saving Pedo’s money💰💰
She’s got the ‘Stretched Out’ Tube Sock look…..
Just like Ol’ Joe.
I read of a rock band one time, called “Tube Top Girlfriend”
I LOLd, as the kids say
Seriously..is she think she is …TWIGGY of 2020 ‘s ???? new fashion setter ?????
4” higher and a retractable mask .
RSBN has begun broadcasting the Desantis Lake rally, and say will start in about 20 minutes!
Get your popcorn popping!
Thanks
watched idiotocracy movie today looking for a bit of escapism from the real life drama going on in our country. Most salient line went something like this: “do you really want to live in a world where you want to kill the only person whose trying to help you?” It dawned on me that’s exactly what our American culture is trying to do to PDJT….ego aside that’s all he’s ever wanted to do. Help us. And by the looks of it he is the only one who can get us back on track. Guess it’s time to stop watering the Tree of Liberty with Gatorade🤪🇺🇸
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