They should have gone with the aliens angle. I said earlier today after watching the frozen-faced, nervous teleprompter reading from AG Merrick Garland, that Main Justice and the FBI had completely embarrassed themselves and likely came up empty in their raid on Mar-a-Lago.
The reason is simple, when you put a tribe of rabid leftists together in a room long enough, they will collectively concoct the goofiest plans in an effort to advance their quests. The DOJ and FBI lawfare tribe are no different. The Washington Post is now claiming the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago was connected to some “nuclear information” in Donald Trump’s possession.
As the theory is presented, Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un were speaking in coded language about rockets and missiles. President Trump called Chairman Kim “little rocket man”, and said the USA had bigger missiles.
Contemplate that type of insufferably innocuous nonsense long enough and in desperation it evolves into a plan to claim a national security threat might exist. Quick, grab Boris and Natasha and raid the estate…. but watch for dropping Acme anvils.
WASHINGTON – Classified documents relating to nuclear weapons were among the items FBI agents sought in a search of former president Donald Trump’s Florida residence on Monday, according to people familiar with the investigation.
Experts in classified information said the unusual search underscores deep concern among government officials about the types of information they thought could be located at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club and potentially in danger of falling into the wrong hands.
The people who described some of the material that agents were seeking spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss an ongoing investigation. They did not offer additional details about what type of information the agents were seeking, including whether it involved weapons belonging to the United States or some other nation.
[…] Material about nuclear weapons is especially sensitive and usually restricted to a small number of government officials, experts said. Publicizing details about U.S. weapons could provide an intelligence road map to adversaries seeking to build ways of countering those systems. And other countries might view exposing their nuclear secrets as a threat, experts said. (read more)
Yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket. Comrade Donald and Comrade Melania were building an atomic missile in the Mar-a-Lago basement in order to advance their insurrection efforts.
Good grief. Can these Deep State stenographers even hear themselves as they type?
I am more convinced than ever they DOJ/FBI were on a fishing expedition, looking for something, anything, that could compromise Donald Trump legally. They came up empty, and now the entire world is looking at the way the FBI acted. The DOJ is stuck grasping for any justification -regardless of how silly it is- in order to extricate themselves from the mess they created.
It has to be something super serious in order to justify the extreme nature of the raid itself. Probable cause likely came down to aliens or nuclear missile technology… they chose the latter.
‘Quick Melania, before we go to New Jersey, put the nuclear missile plans in your sock drawer.’
[…] “If that is true, it would suggest that material residing unlawfully at Mar-a-Lago may have been classified at the highest classification level,” said David Laufman, the former chief of the Justice Department’s counterintelligence section, which investigates leaks of classified information. “If the FBI and the Department of Justice believed there were top secret materials still at Mar-a-Lago, that would lend itself to greater ‘hair-on-fire’ motivation to recover that material as quickly as possible.”
Well, no wonder the FBI had to act fast and in force with their invasion of Mar-a-Lago !!!
Trump had completed an online course on constructing nuclear warheads and the FBI had been told by their insider informant that Trump was 99% complete with constructing one from the plans he had stolen from the Pentagon.
Clearly, there was no time to loose as surley Trump would have driven up to near the White House and set it off while screaming “If I can’t be President, no one can!!!”
I can build a dirty nuclear weapon. I have a copy of old Analog Science Fiction magazine from the early 80s and it’s all pretty simple save for getting your hands on fissionable grade plutonium or uranium.
Hell, we’ve had an Eagle Scout build a nuclear reactor.
https://medium.com/lessons-from-history/that-time-a-boy-scout-built-a-nuclear-reactor-in-his-yard-5403a7c89ffe
Melania was spotted at Home Depot buying nuclear supplies. Thus the raid was justified for national security reasons. 👠
Lol!
May be the silliest anti Trump Hoax yet.
Remember though that the DC Gang impeached President Trump unsuccessfully over a phone call to the new Ukraine president with lots of people listening in. They may very well top that farce by getting a grand jury to indict President Trump with this hoax. Good luck to all of us.
Watch for them to claim that Trump was going to give US secrets to, what else?… Russia.
Remember the maxim that they always accuse us of doing what they have been doing themselves?
I’m quite certain that if either China or Russia or both ever asked Xiden for nuclear secrets, he would grin and say, “Sure. That’ll be $1 billion apiece, thanks. Just funnel it all through Hunter as usual.”
There are no nuclear secrets. Everything is disclosed during arms inspections, except strategy and tactics.
Reminds me of Geraldo and the Capone treasure under the Lexington.
As absurd as having us believe that the notorious germaphobe Trump would be involved in “Golden Showers” –
I thought that was so ridiculous at the time that the whole Russia hoax would surely go away!
Alien invasion intel hiding is next… not kidding.
Wonder if they found “cooking babies” recipes?
“It’s a cookbook!”
Ah — Twilight Zone! Wasn’t the title “How to Serve Man”? or “Mankind”?
To Serve Man.
Thanks!
Trump was trafficking in nuclear weapons, selling them to the pesky Russians.
The only option for the US now is to send another $200 billion to Ukraine to defend against Trump’s contraband nukes.
Trump should be arrested for treason.
What is it about accusing Trump of everything that they’re doing?
Yeah – I’m wondering who really hired Russian prostitutes in the PeePee hoax. Maybe it was Hunter…
Maybe it was Hunter they peed on. LOL!
Ha – I should have read a little further before advancing the very same theory…
And the saddest part is that the left won’t even appreciate how hilarious it is. They seem to have no sense of humour or irony or any of that.
A good sense of real humor (not sophomoric bathroom humor) requires fairly high intelligence.
At this point what percentage of the country who keep defending this bunch of criminals are demon possessed and/or mentally ill ?
If it’s truly half the country I’ll take my chances with Venezuela !
That’s very true. Top comedians are brilliant.
I agree but what an indictment of just about everything called humor nowadays, even by self-professed “patriots.”
More collateral damage from the internet.
Leftists have the sense of humor of all hate-filled Theocrats…
Notice the Left can’t meme.
Their latest effort was turning Biden onto “Dark Brandon”, complete with an eagle in the background.
But not just any old eagle…a Nazi character of one seen in all their propaganda and official symbols.
Hate to tell them, but no one is laughing at that.
Meanwhile, Babylon Bee, in an all too real headline states…
“FBI TO Begin Raiding Homes Of Those Who Criticize the FBI”
Art imitating life. Nobody deliveres ridicule more effectively than the Babylon Bee.
Yep! I love the Babylon Bee. And I saw some pretty funny memes laughing at the Dark Brandon, and the left attempting to meme.
I actually think this is part of the Trump brilliance – his sense of humour. And then during his presidency the left kept fact checking his jokes.
😂 That’s great.
I’ve seen a bit from Grand Old Memes – he’s very good.
THEY are going to frame 45 and deny us 2024 just like 2020. If THEY are successful that is the Rubicon.
I agree. It does not matter how far fetched it is, They will jail President Trump if they can and prevent him from running in 2024.
Frame away. I’ll vote for him anyway.
I think it is more twisted than that—their desired end state is to railroad a conviction in DC federal court for one or more of those federal crimes that expressly disqualify the person convicted from even being president.
You’re 21 months late. Rubicon crossed November 2020.
the rubicon has already been crossed.
What is more pathetic than their plans, and the lying media, and the corrupt former officials pretending this is legit is the number of deranged lefties and NeverTrump idiots who will believe and push this.
Remember…….
Their history is they always blame the conservatives for something they actually did.
It’s called Alinsky
An FBI informant overheard two Trump employees talking about Melania:
She’s hot. How hot? She’s NUCLEAR HOT!
That’s also why the FBI were checking out her undergarments.
…with a Geiger Counter
ha!
Those gams are gamma!
all parts are…………
Larry Johnson, a writer at Gateway Pundit, wonders whether President Trump “baited” the idiots:
“…The outrage generated by the FBI’s unlawful and unwarranted assault on the residence of Donald Trump may have been because President Trump baited them.
What do I mean? President Trump managed to convince the FBI that he had sensitive information about Cross Fire Hurricane hidden in his cellar that could destroy the FBI. The criminal Wray no longer cares about the rule of law.
Protecting the FBI is his number one priority. Rather than wait and risk exposure by Trump, Wray, with the support of Garland and Biden, gave the greenlight to attack Trump’s Florida residence.
Why did Mr. Trump wait so patiently throughout the day before telling the world that the FBI was behaving like the Soviet KGB or the East German Stasi? I think it was a conscious, informed decision. Donald Trump is exposing the FBI for the criminal thugs they are. Corrupt and lawless.”
See:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/08/donald-trump-bait-fbi/
Far more plausible than the moronic hallucination printed in the WaPoop.
I pondered in another thread, whether President Trump may have wanted to know if they were still monitoring his comms.
It isn’t hard to imagine him setting them up that way.
That could explain why no push back from the Trump lawyers when they were banned from remaining in the residence.
I’m more concerned about the nuclear codes being anywhere near Sleepy Joe.
I am worried about the 87,000 IRS goons about to be hired and coming down on Americans across the land.
I think these 87,000 units aren’t there to audit us.
They will be a federal/municipal police force.
You know, once the local police departments are neutralized.
You know all that ammo they been stocking needs to go somewhere.
Maybe we should be the IRS Goons? Start with the 435 representatives and 100 senators and each and every taxpayer paid staff member. Audit the Department of Education! Audit the EPA! I can fulfill their requirements.
Oh, David Laufman. That’s a credible source.
I thought news was who, what, when, where, why, not rank speculation from partisan hacks about what might have been.
Clearly you’ve been away -from earth – for a few decades. /s
It is amazing how naive, gullible, lo-info the average American.
Sheeple are not known for their insightfulness, critical thinking skills or courage, being content to shuffle along the chute to the slaughterhouse.
“Think of how stupid the average person is… then realize that half of the people are more stupid than that.”
-George Calin
Secret blueprints to the WH doghouse?
Wait so Trump had super secret nuclear papers and they just now
after almost 2 years realize they are missing? Did he just leave
them sitting around on his desk for anyone to see?
Did mysterious informer overhear him on the phone with Putin?
Just wait I bet next we will hear the those WMD’s they thought were in
IRAQ all those year ago were actually locked up in a maintenance shed
at MAL.
And I bet He has the info on where Jimmy Hoffa is buried as well..
The scary part is, why the hell would the codes be the same after two years. SMH. Those codes should be revolving every day.
This is just sick! Also it is BS!
Yup, it was in the pocket of Melania’s white jeans!
Must go through every item in her closet to check all the pockets!
Theater of the absurd!
Quick, grab her panties, we have to protect our noses from anvils!
Dear DOJ and Media Apologists,
Repeat after me:
There is no, repeat, NO, justification for sending shock troops to Mar a Logo. We don’t care what fake bs lies you concocted to lie to a judge to get a warrant.
This leak is why Garland won’t release the affidavit – the “probable cause” is pretty much certain at this point to be fabricated evidence by the FBI signed off by a corrupt Trump Hating magistrate judge.
These people need to be tried, convicted, and hung. I don’t want violence against FBI agents. I want them ARRESTED.
And now we know what “evidence” the FBI will be planting.
My sources tell me the FBI source is the Ghost of Kiev.
This is hysterical! Christina Bobb is on with laura Ingraham.
She just mentioned that PT’s people in NY were watching real time on the security cameras at Mar-A-Lago!!!!!
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
🤣 😂 🤩 😂 😅 🤣
I heard her say that and was disappointed when Laura didn’t pursue it.
The were watching on CCTV.
I hope they release it. But I think they’ll save it and let the FBI make claims that the video disproves. That’s a nice saved round they’ve got. Video of the gestapo in action would be very destructive to the FBI.
It is probably informative and GLORIOUS!
I was picturing a split screen with Garland talking about all their integrity with some footage of FBI ransacking at MAL next to it
And, Hok, it really makes the DOJ have to be careful with their stories- that recording is a bitch for them right now. Which is why they demand it despite having no legal right to it.
Indeed!
Laura is controlled opposition.
Why any real patriot still pays attention to FoxNews after Nov.3, 2020, is beyond me but likely they are pretty much the same ones still addicted to FB, twitter and other platforms openly used by our mortal enemies to shape narratives, censor contrarian views and propagandize.
We can’t be inconvenienced it seems.
Isn’t it nice that people are free to make choices in this country?
That is awesome, now, in hindsight.
They were probably rightfully furious at the time, of course.
However, I smell a fantastic rally story in our future…
Spy vs. Spy!
Posted in another thread:
Remember Devlin Barrett who was part of the FBI’s rumor laundering with the Russia hoax?
Here we go again – note the byline:
https://chroniclet.com/news/312414/fbi-searched-trumps-home-in-part-to-look-for-nuclear-documents-sources-say/
If you were Trump’s team and wanted to leak nonsense to a dolt, wouldn’t you go to Devlin Barrett?
I like how you think!
Trump is the OODA master, in my opinion. This move, and all the theater that may follow, would be very “Trump,” would it not?
Ever have someone snooping in your business and to teach them a lesson you set them up?
I can see a lot more of this going on between the little guy and this increasingly overbearing government.
Why not laugh as they chase their tails?
This is going to set off the best flood of Memes to date….. Ladies and gentlemen, start your sketch pads….
NUCLEAR TRUMP!!
Ultra MAGA Nuclear Trump!
I can’t wait for the next Joe Dan, Intellectual Froglegs!!
Same here. I’m missing our cousin.
I’m thinking Weird Science with everyone’s favorite Supermodel Hottie.
Not sure yet who will play Chet . . .
Liz Cheny looking for WMD s…
Wouldn’t it be funny if Trump’s team had an “insider” report that there were super-secret docs? And the FBI took the bait? Wouldn’t it also be funny if Trump’s team is the “sources in the know” claiming the FBI is seeking super-secret docs?
Would serve the miscreants right to out maneuver them so they lose control of their own hoaxing?
and there it is…..Garland got caught approving an Illegal search….and Now is trying get out of it by using the ‘Nuclear’ option…Lol, unreal…..
Can you say “moose and squirrel” for me please.
Trump is also suing Hillary Clinton for defamation right now. I wonder how much information he has on her?
lindak, interesting comment. Maybe the FBGestapo raided Mar a Lago to cover for her, to retrieve any documents that prove Hitlary is a liar.
Doubt that. The Obammunist is in charge now from behind the scenes, and he detests Hilliary.
The Obammunist detesting Hitlary was a show. Their plan was to have Hitlary take over after him, and Trump screwed them up.
900 FBLie files?
Did Garland say they were being low key about the raid.. If he has
such top secret nuclear secrets that were so urgent that they retrieve
them heck with low key you storm the house and take those papers.
Not mozzy around for 9 hours doing whatever..
With drone coverage and maybe a year and a half too late? Wouldn’t we be toast by now?
Miranda Devine
@mirandadevine
Lawyer Christina Robb says Trump’s people were watching on CCTV in New York as the FBI rifled through the former president’s study at Mar-a-Lago and breaking open his safe. @IngrahamAngle
10:22 PM · Aug 11, 2022
https://mobile.twitter.com/mirandadevine/status/1557915384321396737
In the WatchMAGA video for this week, there was a certain segment which may have freaked their CCP handlers and their CCP handlers said you have to go there and find out what’s going on – maybe something’s going on with Trump – Trump and Taiwan, Trump and Hong Kong, Trump and Japan, Trump and Kim of North Korea –
WE need to KNOW!
So they had to scurry quickly on this Scavenger Hunt and then take their sweet time about it while someone was talking in their earpieces telling them what to look for – and some undisciplined person in the CCP wanted to have them check out Melania’s wardrobe, personal things, so maybe they were also using those Go Pro devices and filming everything as they looked –
oh, that would be marvelous to have it all on tape, audio and video for the trial.
I hope Trump releases the video of them rummaging through Melania’s things in the next month or so.
Oh, yes, so do I, but he would be accused of encouraging acts of violence by crazies like the one today.
Pay per view! $39.99 times 30 million views = $1.2B for the campaign.
If they wanted to find nuclear secrets, all they had to do was raid Michelle Obama’s underwear drawer.
Thanks – – I just puked up three beers and an order of chicken wings all over my laptop.
We need a meme where Victoria’s Secret is crossed out and renamed Nuclear Secret
Or…plans for the SpaceX rocket.
Same BS approach as every previous attempt to neutralize PDJT. Float a narrative and then, let the media run with it. Hide everything (which, in fact, means hide pure BS) with the excuse of “ongoing investigations.”
Meanwhile, the intelligence community peddling this nonsense is supporting Ukrainian forces which are (probably) shelling a nuclear power plant.
With OUR money!
Not probably, they are.
This is exactly what I posited on the press conference thread. It was a botched plan. And garland may have to take the fall. Yet I got ripped by a handful of people on here. Some agreed, but several said I was wrong and this was a perfect execution by the left.
Wonder if they show up on here tonight.
It wasn’t a botched plan. The plan went to plan. They just weren’t smart enough to realize they were and are on a suicide mission.
These are people who think everyone in America agrees with them because they live in a world where dissent means you get fired. So they all sit around a table and agree “hey, let’s send shock troops to storm Mar a Lago! We’ll be heroes!”
How bad is it for them? Even the thugs support Trump.
Anyone who thinks that was a perfect execution by the left have not been paying attention.
That’s what they get for hiring Steele as a mole at Mar a Lago 🙂
Of course they came up empty. No President in the history of the US has ever been subjected to the level of “investigation” that President Trump has. The Dhimmies are positively terrified of him, because in a “fair” election (e.g. absent massive Dhimmie vote fraud which will absolutely happen again) they cannot beat him.
Pray for President Trump, pray for the upcoming massive voter fraud to be uncovered, pray for (the former) United States of America. With enough prayer, God will defeat these evil Satanist globalist pukes.
I wonder if this raid has any connection to when they raided Rudy?
All they would have got there is hair coloring kits and empty booze bottles.
A left-winger lacks rationale, judgment, commonsense. It doesn’t mean they are not intelligent, demonic and have all the other psychological flaws associated with it. They are sociopaths in some shape and form.
They are also strongly herd animals.
These people are stupid. DJT is 10 steps ahead. Hello! Didn’t Obama and Hillary sell 15% of our US uranium reserves to Russia?
It’s likely that the general public has no awareness of any of the regimes’s transgressions. They believe with all their hearts that “Orange man is bad,” because the MSM has been repeating that Big Lie ad nauseam since Trump won the presidency.
President Trump having documents on “aliens’ is far more believable than nuclear secrets. Good one Sundance.
I said earlier it was my guess that an “informed and anonymous source” observed Kim pass a handwritten note to POTUS during his visit to NK, and that POTUS stuck the note in his pocket and didn’t share it with his staff. It may have turned up in the search this week. It was Kim’s personal recipe for kimchee, a traditional Korean dish consisting primarily of fermented cabbage.
It took a year and a half before the DOJ/FBI figured out President Trump has the nuclear codes in the basement, next to the old bookcase, in the yellow folder labeled “Nuclear Codes for the USA.” What a bunch of stupid dopes in our government. Go ahead, pull the other one. Hello: I’m still voting Trump!
Are you sure it was next to the old bookcase, in a yellow folder?
I was pretty sure it was in the billiard room, with a candlestick.
Obviously, they want to keep the Russia hoax crap alive since the hard core in their base actually believe that crap.
I don’t think they actually believe it at all. It’s just that they thought it was an effective line of attack and they want to keep using it. In their eyes, if they drop it, it means they never believed it at all and they know we can rub their faces in it.
😁😂🤣
HA!!!!
When they accuse Trump of having “nuclear” documents, they’re speaking in code.
He had documents capable of “nuking” the FBI, CIA and the rest of the deep state.
Scarborough sends his thanks… its not easy improvising 4 hours every morning with only the boring old ‘they’re fascists’
taunts 3 days running.
now he has some Rosenberg red meat!
Nuclear secrets. Doesn’t get much bigger than that. That’s the hook, the justification they will use when they go before the judge in the civil suit Trump brought against the Russia Hoax actors and ask him to seal ALL discovery responses. Trump’s suit will be a secret hearing behind closed doors because … nuclear secrets … or something.
They spent 9 hours turning the place upside down because they thought surely they would find SOMETHING, anything, that they could use to embarrass Trump. He and Melania have WHAT in the bedroom? But no. In the end they came up craps, so they just took a dozen boxes of documents they already knew he had. just to have something to show for it. And out comes the nuclear story ready for the judge in the civil case.
They’re really gonna sweat when we elect Trump President again in 2024.
I thought Garland looked like a deer in the headlights today.
He was nervous and that’s a good thing.
The DOJ/FBI is now a worldwide laughing stock.
I really hope they continue this “jump the shark” behavior.
More Americans will be giving no consideration to their claims and feel that their consent has been abused to a point of no return.
Bravo, leftist propaganda arms and agencies!
Who was the person so close to PDJT that they would have that kind of knowledge?
More importantly, who would know where that information was being stored?
An invention of Newsweek as a stall tactic.
an “insider” with such accurate information to get a search warrant because of impending criminal acts yet it takes the vaunted F-B-I NINE hours and requires them to panty raid Melania’s wardrobe
Bannon, he did it before in 2016-17.
Since the NSA monitors all communications and would especially be monitoring everyone who works for Trump, considering that the NSA would be monitoring his travels and may even be listening in his residences, there would probably be no need for a whistle-blower or insider to leak info to the DOJ.
I think that the “insider leak” is another figment of Newsweek’s imagination or DOJ instructions – to make Trump distrustful of his associates.
PDJT was giving nuclear weapons technology to……
…..wait for it……
Aliens…..oh snap.
Trump must have lost. These people are too stupid to have done something as complicated as organizing 2000 dim wits to steal a national election and keep it quite.