As the international media fawn over their latest social media star, the “Churchill in a T-shirt”, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, the former darling of EU media, French President Emmanuel Macron is apparently feeling slighted.
Western PR teams have been working diligently to maintain the “better story,” as they advance the beatification of pop star Zelenskyy. The producers and directors for Volodymyr’s scruff and edgy leadership have kept his fans updated on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, as Ride of The Valkyries echos as a background theme while team-Z dodge cruise missiles on their way to the local Starbucks.
However, all of this unilaterally focused adoration does not sit well with King Macron of Paris. In an effort to combat the rugged warlike appeal of St. Zelenskyy of Kyiv, the thirsty French president called for immediate poses of him in a series of similarly scruffy press shots:
Thanks to social media adoration, Zelenskyy, the modern EU trendsetter, is making beatnik great again. There are already rumors of a run on vintage jeans, sneakers and T-shirts within Brussels, as several NATO leaders dispatch their aides looking for the hot, new and modern authentic war look.
A daily series of live-streamed war summits are likely in the works as NATO leadership start catching up to the pop-optics by organizing burning barrels of diesel fuel in the background of their zoom calls. With resources allocated, thirsty Macron is going to climb back on top.
This is very funny because it is true (as any comedian will tell you. If it’s to be funny, it has to be close to the truth/reality).
Sundance, you have missed your calling. You could be the darling of some Publisher, making millons off of your brilliant writing style. We are soooooo lucky to have you here.
“a run on vintage jeans, sneakers and T-shirts within Brussels, as several NATO leaders dispatch their aides looking for the hot, new and modern authentic war look”
curious, what are they wearing in Davos?
Last time I checked, crazy Romulan looking getups straight out of Star Trek.
Echoing above – thank God for Sundance!
I was trying to categorize the Klause Schwab fashion statement from that pic and had decided on Battle Star Galactica, but I think you nailed it with Romulan Star Trek Chic.
Zelensky is a CIA Biden puppet. Many strings attached.
Laughing… Does little man know we can see his chewed fingernails?
Looks like a nervous Nellie wannabe.
Looks like a 1-year heroin junkie with a trust fund.
Hasn’t he the ugliest hands!
Monkey see, monkey do.
No thanks. I’ll take this instead.
Real women love a real man like our real President.
“and they’ll let you”
they always leave that part off
Not that’s a real man!
#MeToo
12 days a week and twice on Sunday.
Big Mac has the dreaded Napoleon complex in addition to have mommy issues….
Macron reminds me of the vainglorious Gavin Newsome.
Most people who work in government do it for power and ego. They want to control others and be idolized like a god. They are narcissistic egomaniacs. Not all, but many, fit this personality profile.
He looks ridiculous.
nooooooo, not beatniks again….
no one looks good in a beret!
au contraire
😂 😂 😂 😂
touche,
but still got that che vibe….
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Now everybody talks about, what will Milley wear to the war.
Milley will likely coordinate with old play pal Rachel.
“what will Milley wear to the war”
I’m wagering a nice stockings-and-garter-belt ensemble
… then there’s this:
And triple vaxxed, double masked and face sheilded, Austen:
Lots of examples there for what real men are not. . .
wetards
Austen is protecting them from him.
My gosh, the propaganda. Unbelievable nonsense by very unserious people who will get innocents killed with this weeks folly.
Nonetheless, he still is married to his mother.
I wonder if Momma is going beatnik as well?
There is no French woman I know who would do that!
Those burning barrels of diesel will set back their target of a zero carbon society for a couple of years but the optics are more important at this point, lol.
Putin: “You and your ‘Paris Accord’ global-warming hysteria … I spit in your general direction …”
That was my biggest laugh of the morning…the burn barrels in the background!
Hey Manu! Let’s see how you look wearing a Gilet Jaune.
The man is a pizza cutter: all edge, no point.
Un soif fou n’est pas au de sous la foule.
(A thristy fool is not above the crowd. Sounds better in French.)
Message to Macron:
You look stupid
There are some tough people in France. You ain’t one of them
Deal with it
What is the point of being elite if you have to dress like the masses?
“Churchill in a T-shirt” The MSM do not pocess any self-awareness or basic understanding of history. Of course they are talking to emotional dummycrats who don’t know who Winston Churchill really was other than Obama didn’t like him.
Again another example of the swamp apparatus distorting real history with made up or fake history. Perhaps a better comparison with Zelinsky would be Rachel (I want to cut my ba_lls off) Levine, you know, the dude that is USA Today’s woman of the year.
Speaking as a man, that would take some real courage, in a sick dummycrat kind of way.
Just trying to help.
Oh Macron, another one of Klaus’s Kids Young Global Leader WEF.
we know who his director is
Amazon is offering a special on eco-friendly smoke generators. Shipping may be delayed due to Covid however./s
Where did the masks go? Thought those were fashion derigeur?
Well evidence that whole situation is a staged and we the people are to buy into their performances.
Pitiful really.
Are there no more righteous, upright men of integrity and wisdom?
Who’ll be first after Macron, Buttigieg or Trudeau; Mitt Romney or Adam Kinzinger?
Trudeau prefers India costumes, black face, and a turban…..loathsome.
Macron is a pathetic, narcissistic weasel.
Is it me or do all these Schwab Young Leaders look alike?
They all read the same scripts, too.
Lol😄, with France being a huge in the fashion industry, it would be funny if Zelenskyy becomes known as a fashion trendsetter. Macron would really be pissed. Just heard while typing this that Zelenskyy has his own Lego figure, now what is Macron going to do.😄😄😄
Get a bobblehead look-a-like?
It does get terrifying when you realize the world is largely run by petulant, demanding, dangerous, stunted children.
They are just the sock puppets, the ones running the show are plain, unrepentant psychopaths.
….at least he isn’t trying the leather BDM gear with the stiletto’s look…… that video is nauseating!!
0bama finds it exciting!
Barry said he feels blessed to have found the epitome of the BDSM transvestite in Michael La Vaughn Robinson, so he married him, after Barry found out that Tim “Dr. Frankenfurter” Curry was too short, white and cultured to even look at Mister Choom.
The cabal’s choice for the world leading anti-Christ must not be overshadowed.
What a complete and utter doofus! Like latter-day Rome, current-day west is led by complete sociopaths…
Who knew high gas prices, telling his citizens he was going to piss them off and crush them, and that they were no longer citizens unless they do exactly as he says, would make you lose your adoring idiot fans.
Stolen elections have consequences.
He looks like hunter biden.
I guess everyone wants to look like a trucker.
Late to the party, but my suggestions for these bad mofo’s would be neck and chest tats. Name of country across chest in style of Mexican gangsters.
Gun and blade tats on neck.
Maybe a couple of teardrops
Top it off with retro TaxiDriver haircut and mirrored shades.
Old army jacket.
Naturally, when things get real serious, take off jacket and shirt to expose scary tats and start woofing and strutting.
Scare the Russians into submission.
They’re already halfway there – rumor has it they already have ‘tramp stamps’.
Macron can simply use video of Notre-Dame de Paris burning down.
We know it’s all appearances. They’re dressed like the gamers they are all to appeal to the common man rather than the elite they are.
Of course the kid who married his teacher would copy others instead of creating his own identity.
He originally trained as a lawyer.
Zelensky, whatever his genuine worth as a national leader, certainly projects the proper image, for which he can’t be faulted. He also has right on his side in his struggle against Putin’s Russia.
“Adolph, whatever his genuine worth as a national leader, certainly projects the proper image, for which he can’t be faulted. He also has right on his side in his struggle against Stalin’s Russia.”
History is turning into a broken record.
Your opinion of billionaires is mostly accurate…Trump being a notable exception.
Someone please take these guys to the front ….would be the ultimate reality tv
What a ridiculous society the West has become!
Total absence of critical thinking and logic is creeping everywhere. For instance, I have to endure liberals telling me that war in Ukraine is wait for it……Trump’s fault! because he emboldened Putin!!!!!. I almost lost it. Unbelievable, and they say this with straight face because they will NEVER EVER take responsibility for what they vote for.
Egos… monstrous sized egos – sized just right for monsters. How does that saying go? Oh, right – “Pride cometh before a fall”…
Wants mommy’s approval so jealous of Zelenzsy. Mommy, mommy, he’s more popular than me mommy. I’m mad!
Holy cow!
Re: the FUGLY ‘artwork’ on the wall –
Is that THE Monolith from Space Odyssey?!
I believe that it is and it would go a long way to ‘splain a lot things, but what those things are I do not know.