As the international media fawn over their latest social media star, the “Churchill in a T-shirt”, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, the former darling of EU media, French President Emmanuel Macron is apparently feeling slighted.
Western PR teams have been working diligently to maintain the “better story,” as they advance the beatification of pop star Zelenskyy. The producers and directors for Volodymyr’s scruff and edgy leadership have kept his fans updated on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, as Ride of The Valkyries echos as a background theme while team-Z dodge cruise missiles on their way to the local Starbucks.
However, all of this unilaterally focused adoration does not sit well with King Macron of Paris. In an effort to combat the rugged warlike appeal of St. Zelenskyy of Kyiv, the thirsty French president called for immediate poses of him in a series of similarly scruffy press shots:
Thanks to social media adoration, Zelenskyy, the modern EU trendsetter, is making beatnik great again. There are already rumors of a run on vintage jeans, sneakers and T-shirts within Brussels, as several NATO leaders dispatch their aides looking for the hot, new and modern authentic war look.
A daily series of live-streamed war summits are likely in the works as NATO leadership start catching up to the pop-optics by organizing burning barrels of diesel fuel in the background of their zoom calls. With resources allocated, thirsty Macron is going to climb back on top.
no doubt he will be going to war against the jihadist colonies in Lyon and the no-go-zones controlling most urban centers in France
Yeah,,right.
I am headed to the bar. Going to order several sad songs from the piano guy. The women will feel my pain and instantly want to comfort me! Then as I explain my home country of Ukraine is being bombed to nothing, they will be compelled to act to save me!
Careful. You’re you’ll be trolling the most charitable demographic…
I can’t argue with a good plan
If he really wants to get their attention and sympathy he could tell the press his wife has cancer. That always works.
Or that you have covid.
CPR/Mouth to mouth resuscitation isn’t required any more, just chest compression. Be careful what you wish for
May the force be with you bro! 🙂
No way, that’s where he already goes for his ‘fun’.
There’s only one thing triggering the above support:
PANIC over an unending REFUGEE TSUNAMI that will drown them.
Did you ever see such tough talk from a bunch of wimps?
Quiverbutts.
Times have changed. Democrats who took a knee will now “Take a stand for Ukraine”. The new gear will be camouflage with an AK-15. Surrounding an anti-tank missile.
What will poor Macon do with his grandma wife.
Zelenskyy has a hot former “Miss Ukraine” blond babe as his wife and she looks pretty good on his arm.
That “Miss Ukraine” is what used to be known as a “beard”.
Not everyone has the stones of Barry and straight up marry his main transvestite dude and pretend his dude is the first lady for eight years like he did.
Our real President will never be seen without a shaved face and a suit with a red power tie.
And the unseen backbone of steel!
And a pocket full of $20 bills.
And a .38 as I understand it.
LIVE at 8.30 a.m. ET | Ukraine’s Zelensky addresses U.S. Congress
https://commoncts.blogspot.com/2022/03/live-at-830-am-et-ukraines-zelensky.html
Europe has scruffy Macron and scruffy Mr. Z while we have scruffy crackhead Hunter. Sad.
The fashionable French poseur has replaced his skinny-leg silk suits with cotton loungewear. Why not the satin “bomber jackets” of the disco ’70’s? Could make the fashion houses relevant again. 😉
Raiding his wife’s closet?
Brilliant!
What do you have against bellbottoms, Peoria?
😉
MOLLS
A!(Make Our Leaders Look Stupid
Again).
Another appropriate appropriation: Members’ Only jackets.
Jordache Jeans…
Here’s the latest on hunter and the big guy
Russia just sanctioned a bunch of US officials. They also included Hunter Biden and Hillary Clinton, among others
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FN5rufFXoAMhInt?format=png&name=900×900
And they are all responding to the news by laughing over it on twitter.. this is an interesting turn of events.
If Zelensky accepts terms with Russia he’s a dead man and he knows it. Zelensky has no control over his secret police or the Ukrainian Militias. In addition, there isn’t one Democrat or Republican in Washington DC who wants Russia to win no matter how many Ukrainian children get killed!
California Joe: The decision is not Zelensky’s. He will be sold out by the same fawning Western leaders who are now publicly urging support for Ukraine.
This is what happened to the anti-Bolshevist White Russian Army in Southern Russia, to bring the Russian Civil War to an end. The French pushed Poland to reach a peace with the Soviets, beause the French wanted Poland as a bulwark against Germany. The French only “supported” the White Russians because this helped take military pressure from the Red Army off of Poland. The British ended support for the White Russians to conclude their own deal with the Soviets. Much of this treachery took place in what is present-day Ukraine.
Zelensky will be sold out.
A fate worse than death waits Zelensky… playing fourth-rate unvaxxed basement venues outside Hoboken.
Maybe Z-man will single-handedly bring back the famous old German Burlesque style, the Azov brigade can be the bouncers keeping everyone cool.
Let me remind you that we also do not have control over our military, secret police, FBI, DOE, DEA, ATF, DHS, NIC, MIC, Senate, Congress etc, The fourth branch does.
That’s absolutely correct! Consider that the FBI and DOJ knew that the Russian Dossier was a fraud in January 2017 yet they continued on for three years trying to frame President Trump for a crime that never even happened!
You just make up crap.
?
He looks like an idiot, a poser, a fraud. Oh wait, he is all of those.
He’s an actor!
Like FJT and Zelensky. WEF dweebs…
Both
<He looks like an idiot, a poser, a fraud…>
He’s a joker…He’s a smoker…He’s a midnight toker 🙂
Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Some call me the Gangster of Love.
He’s a spacy cowboy and a gangster anyway!
Shocking!
Macron is a Putin Stooge. These are the guys Vlad needs to beat. Turdeau holds a paper sign saying he stands with Ukraine. Macron emulates Zelensky’s style. Nobody is providing any meaningful support to beat back the Russians.
The average Ukrainian must be very disheartened by the plastic display of nerf diplomacy. By their actions, everyone (who is anybody impotent) knows the Russians are going to win.
The team supporting Zelensky are “mailing it in”….
Why should the Russians be beaten back?
Let’s see, an illegal invasion of a sovereign nation?
#BringBackOurGirls
Yeah, that worked well! That was the beginning of the ridiculous phase of American involvement.
This is Eastern Europe, they are in a way use to it.
Sad to say but the boundaries of these countries have changed many many times.
The “citizens” of the sovereign states of Eastern Euro do not get in as much as a frenzy about things as our American press does over things.
They are very old civilizations and are use to upsets and their countries boundaries not quite being the same as they were maybe 50 years ago.
We live a very stable life here in America, much more than so much of the rest of the world.
How many here can remember the old USSR and it’s “Satellite State’s”.
How many can remember what Easter Europe use to look like when the USSR was still up and running and what and who was in charge of the Ukraine.
I am not saying that Russia has a right to stomp all over the place but Europe is not The United States of America and the culture and the people are different.
They are very old, they tend to hunker down and ride things out.
We are very fortunate.
I didn’t know that Willie Nelson was an advisor to Macron…
/sar
My thought exactly. Where’s the doobie?
Willie and Dustin?
YES.
Production Strategy session from ”Wag the Dog”.
Dear Frog President … real men don’t wear YAL designer,high-rise, skinny jeans with pocket embroidery. You’re welcome.
Kenji: Perfect.
YSL … jeeze my sloppy fingers
I wasn’t going to say anything 😉
Is Macron a nail-biter or does he have some cuticle disease that’s eating his nails? Kind of embarrassing for a grown man and leader of a nation.
They don’t look so bad, I have seen worse. Better than seeing a man w/long fingernails, whether glue-on or natural.
Macron is not a nail biter, he’s a pillow biter like his WEF boyfriend Justeen
When they are done with Zelenskyy and they off him, Macron wil realize it isn’t the clothes.
Can’t wait to see what outfits Germany, UK, and the others come up with.
For Germany, I”m thinking “Dieter from Sprokets”.
Und now … vee daunce…
Dance of the Ukrainian Spring. by Mobamazart
Merkel in hot pants! Ewwwwwwwwwwww noooo
Best way to cool off the hottest hot pants – stuff A Merkel into them.
Lights, camera, action!
Brought to you by Ludicrous Productions ™.
Don’t worry … you’ve got a placating, condescending Friend in this Administration …
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/jan/16/james-taylor-youve-got-a-friend-john-kerry-france
I’ll never forget that because it was the first time I was truly embarrassed to be an American. Sadly, it was not to be the last.
“Churchill in a T-shirt”
But what happens when the clock strikes midnight?
The same thing that happened to Cinderella.
I think the bullet in the head of the Ukrainian Peace Negotiator on a busy street in Kviv last week sent Zelensky a loud message that he had no problem hearing!
Cinderella went from a gown to rags …
Does Zelensky go from rags to his pretty gown ?
Retired Magistrate here: Oh for the days when we had a real man for President, not boys looking to gain favor on social media or a dementia patient who belongs in a secure facility.
Hopefully, we will get a real man back as President again, soon and BIGLY.
Wow……I’m surprised you were gender specific.
Just kidding!
Monkey see, monkey do.
Surrender Monkey See, Surrender Monkey Do.
FIFY 🙂
The only serious world leaders right now are Putin and Xi. And that should scare the hell out of us.
If you’re out to make a splash, cheri,
Do know your haberdashery!
Remember what they are here for
Why they must be dressed to kill
If they have to look ridiculous
Then they will!
You probably think this song is about you.
Leftists are all about pretense and image. Substance doesn’t make an appearance. It’s why everything they do tries to sound pretty (like naming bills) but is always a disaster in implementation.
HaHa! That is so funny. Where is the Mrs.?
You can almost hear the Russian missiles, as they slam into the Tuileries.
Must have been casual Friday.
You underplay the fact that Russia invaded another country. Trump’s buddy Putin is a KGB thug/killer.
You underplay the fact that Ukraine is a hotbed of corruption for US politicians like Biden buddy Burisma.
Are you one of those Russia Russia Russia people? Peter Strzok has your back.
That was long after the US invaded Ukraine with their Department of Defense labs, their NGO’s and government officials that caused a coup that took over the government of Ukraine in 2014, George Soros investments, their train of visiting US politicians helping to incite Ukraine to war, their military support of the Nazi Azov battalion, their billions of dollars subverting the sovereignty of Ukraine, their promises to get Ukraine into NATO, their constant interference, the media’s ignoring the 13,000 Russians killed in the Donbas by the Ukrainians, Hunter Biden’s grifting off Burisma…..oh yes, the US invaded first. And we jabbed and jabbed until a war began. It was what the US wanted.
May your next door neighbor plant a bio-weapons lab in his garden this year.
We killed 500,000 innocent civilians in Iraq a country that was no threat to us, thousands of miles away, had nothing to do with 9/11 and had absolutely no weapons of mass destruction, Rock. Where were you then?
Is that why biden and his family have sweet side deals in russia? Or would hilliary have done the same after all the hundreds of millions of rubles donated to her foundation by russian friends?
Its obvious putin runs biden. There just bickering over the term. Nordstream wasnt enough.
Trump didn’t give Putin America’s uranium — that was someone named Hillary. Whose buddy?
Haute couture WEF state department corporatist style.
If France would have been invaded Marcon would have already capitulated and set a Vichy style regime.
Oh wait.
Next we’ll see FJB walking around wearing a hoodie. 😄
Magabear: Hoodie, doubtful. Adult-size onesie, definitely.
With the hood up and the strings drawn tight around his face and tied in a neat bow.
With a paratrooper insignia on it, just like Macron.
Biden will have to swing by Fort Bragg on his next trip to Delaware and get an 82nd Airborne hoody.
“ as NATO leadership start catching up to the pop-optics by organizing burning barrels of Diesel fuel in the background of their zoom calls. “
Rofl!
Sundance, you truly are the best!
In Macron’s case CPA is Commando Parachutiste de l’Air. Still looks like Miss Dior
I INSTANTLY thought of the old SNL skits about George Michael and
Frank Sinatra when I saw the picture of Macron vogueing in his designer jeans:
“Frank!! What about my butt!!
“One word, Emmanuel, my little Frenchy friend: ‘Blackface’.”
— Brave Sir Justine Trudeau
Now, they need to choreograph a dance together and put it on TikTok. We can call it “The dance of the bears in mufti”. It will be made an instant hit.
Do It Somebody!
Please Do It!!!!!!!!!!!
Some one talented put the faces of these two chump in over riverdancers or something.
Maybe a couple clog dancing.
Nauseating.
Oh great … just what we don’t need … more war theater sans the cruise missiles blowing up the Eiffel tower for effect.
All that is going on–and they are having a “fashion contest”?
Oh brother. They sure have some messed up priorities !
Lest we forget, their priorities are me me me me me!
He’s going Full Cuomo
lol
You may hear Ride of the Valkyries as this macabre clown show of hubris, treachery, and incompetence unfolds before our eyes. I hear Samuel Barber’s Adagio for Strings while so many on the American Right express their support for Putin’s illegal invasion even as the Russian artillery destroys civilian buildings and systematically lays waste to what were once major cities in a sovereign and independent nation. At some point, when the anger and hatred for all things Biden/Obama begins to loosen its grip, perhaps some of us may remember who we are and declare “how could we have let this happen?” But of course, it is already too late for Ukraine.
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. The Ukrainians are blowing up apartment buildings scorched-earth style. Leaving old people to live in the cold. The Ukrainians are hiding their weapons behind the women and children. The Ukrainians are hiding their SS Nazi troops in hospitals and schools. This is a Civil War that started back in 2014.
https://www.lewrockwell.com/2022/03/no_author/why-did-the-russians-intervene-in-ukraine-and-is-europe-heading-for-a-new-age-of-the-dark/
“Currently, Russian channels in Europe are being suppressed by brutal censorship, and the Czech Republic has implemented a 3-year prison sentence for public support to Russia.”
So much for democracy in the EU and Ukraine.
Is Macron late for his appointment avec Madame Guillotine?
When all of these clowns are dictating their wills from their bunkers then I know that we are winning.
Did his mother wife tell him to buck up and act like a man, which he interpreted to mean looking like a weak soy boy who’s been triggered?
I keep thinking we have all been played by these evil clowns. Everything is planned, who plays the good guy, who plays the bad guy, the pie has been divided and agreed upon
The only goal is to take out the USA and bring her in line with the ‘reset’ agenda. They have been cooking us all for decades. Their phony acting may work with some but to me, it’s a set up to gain absolute control over everyone and everything. Exposing their plans won’t be enough to survive their intentions. They must be removed one way or another.
This whole thing is the ultimate reality tv show. Everyone involved is playing their part. If it did not kill/hurt innocent people, or lead to the next round of repression, it would be laughable.
T’aint funny to me. I don’t care for soap-opera silliness. And I don’t watch reality shows.
The contrast between the people and their surroundings is a succinct statement of the tragedy which is the contemporary West.
All these people are immature narcissists. Petty and self absorbed.
What a doofus. Implied masculinity if he copies Zelenskyy.
I guess shaving is off the schedule. TurD’Oh also had a scruff beard for a while. Got to laff at these leftist idiot, and their attempt to be a real man.
“making beatnik great again”
It’s a barrel race to see who gets to the Maynard G Krebs look first
Macron’s going for that scruffy, tousseled Andrew Garfield look from Under the Silver Lake
I’m old enough to get that Dobie Gillis reference!! LOL!
What?!! Me WORK?!!!
Emphasis on “attempt”….
“Implied masculinity” is dead-on!
O man, I cannot look at that picture of Macron’s self-neglect without almost retching.
I suppose he thinks it’s sexy. Maybe it is to the trans crowd.
Looks more like a one-year heroin junkie with a trust fund.
He’s Channeling his inner Belmondo.
He would probably be better at that than governing.
The people who find this Antifa-Chic look hot are not going to be winning wars.
When Genl. Patton arrived in N. Africa to take over a losing situation, he found a bunch of shabby soldiers with no discipline. His first act was to crack the whip and make them shape up, pronto. Scruffy is the childlike look for unauthentic drama queens.
“Scruffy is the childlike look for unauthentic drama queens.”
Can’t say which word in your most descriptive sentence is best — Scruffy — Childlike — Unauthentic — Drama — Queens — but each one of them fits most leftists perfectly.