Comrade citizens, Chicago Mayor Beetlejuice announced today that anyone entering a gym, bar, restaurant, fitness or entertainment venue must show proof of vaccination if they are going to be located in the facility for longer than ten minutes. Apparently, after 9 minutes and 59 seconds the Omicron variant will swoop in an get you. WATCH (first minute):
https://youtu.be/BeyfgCThwZI
Food stores, supermarkets and other businesses are exempt from the citywide executive order. However, indoor dining will now require a vaccination identification to enter, unless you are simply picking up food.
It would appear union leadership for the Omicron variant organisms have entered into an agreement with city officials and agreed to hover in/around these facilities for ten minutes before operating to infect. There is no current end date for the order.
These people need to be arrested and hung after a fair trial.
Most of the time when Christians burned people it was a mistake.
Here’s a way to make up for those mistakes.
Build these tyrants a fire and they will be warm for the night. Set these tyrants on fire and they will be warm for the rest of their lives.
I think those were CINOs.
WHY a “fair” trial?
It is in the Constitution or something.
It’s in the what? Constipation!
I really fear that my worse fear will happen, probably before 2022 is over.
Do believe there will be some type of Civil War.
We’ve been a cold CW since PDJT rode the escalator down to announce his run for the Presidency.
You can throw the Obama years for good measure if you like.
I want to return to public executions. Let people see the consequences of evil behavior.
Good job Sundance. How about “Comrade Beetlejuice”?
I bet her wife wrote her questions also. (hillary debate)
You just reminded me sir. Remember when they were doing one of their Bolshevik “racial agitation” episodes and Comrade Beetlejuice refused to speak to “white reporters”? Ironically look at who she is married to.
Who is Lori Lightfoot’s wife Amy Eshleman?
https://www.the-sun.com/news/2732064/who-is-lori-lightfoots-wife-amy-eshleman/
i thought it was donna brazille. i guess whoever made that up, made it believable enough for me to believe it.
= /
She looks like a mean old white lady
Donna Brazille’s significant other is the mayor of DC.
I think she’s Alice the Goon from the Popeye commix
rofl
Take a look if you enjoy recurring nightmares.
I just posted on another thread..we all know this orchestrated from up very,very high.
Here in British Columbia, Canada we had exactly the same edict pronounced by our medical dictator.
Herr Bonnie Henry.
A lot of psycho women making these proclamations..
What a noticed a long time ago, was the same wording at the same time from different comrades, showing that it comes from a single source. Tucker & Hannit from Neo-con Fox would gather clips of various liberal pinheads saying the same wording at the same time. A classic was for a week or so during the beginning of the Hillary Clinton/Democrat RussiaGate psy-op, it was “Robert Mueller has a sterling reputation” LOL
It’s a CIA psy-op called Operation Mockingbird. Yes, they own the media and control the exact words, as Sundance frequently notes. The technique has been around for quite a while (since at least MK Ultra) and ‘perfected’ in developing countries before being imported to the homeland–which has always been the ultimate goal. Eisenhower and JFK did sound stark warnings but no one at the time was listening…except defectors from totalitarian states who could clearly see the inchoate operations even in the ’50s and ’60s based on their own horrifying experiences.
How U.S. citizens couldn’t see that the shenanigans that always-evil agency has been up to in sovereign nations around the world wasn’t somehow a testing ground for the real coup here at home, I will never understand. (We are here now.)
As I and many others have sounded the alarm for decades: any institution or person that relies on subterfuge and secrecy to accomplish its ends can NEVER be trusted. If the CIA were a person, he’d be Ted Bundy.
Like now the Council On Foreign Relations controlling/managing the media? I’ve noticed the media lies for a very long time, even local things they would distort or hide. Big one was the MS-13 ritual torture & murder of 3 young Black college kids (4th one lived, they thought they killed her) in Newark NJ because they did not want their Black democrat plantation voters to fight with their Brown democrat plantation voters. So they suppressed and distorted the facts until tensions had died down. Now if the perps were Whites it would have been sensationalized all over. But because it was Brown on Black, suppressed. Black vs Brown, bad for Democrat racial agitation. White vs Black, or White vs Brown, good for the Democrat racial agitation political platform. They thrive on hate
Giving women the right to vote was a big mistake!
I have often thought that myself….
This should be as successful, as she’s been keeping violent crime down.
Has there ever been a more dangerously incompetent government official?
It has nothing to do with incompetence.
De Blasio has to give her a run for her money.
http://heyjackass.com/
Year to Date
Shot & Killed: 783
Shot & Wounded: 3654
Total Shot: 4437
Total Homicides: 832
But she can prevent a 5 year old from entering at McDonald’s.
… and in keeping with tradition the shooters are 99% Black!
…and it’s the fault of rich whites from the burbs that come to town to buy drugs.
Total omicron deaths: 0
LOLOL! These people are NUTS!!! Sundance, you are so funny….LOL
More insanity from the Criminally insane.
ROFLMAO. If SNL had half a brain or any intent of being funny they’d plagiarize your material.
Chicagoans should be grateful that drive throughs and drive-bys don’t require vaxx passports under Lightfoot leadership, unless it is 10 minutes or more.
If you’re talking trash to your rival gang members for more than 10 minutes … you best start shootin before Mayor Beetlejuice guns you down
It’s Chic-Congo!
I feel like we’re in a Monty Python Movie. Or a Dr. Seuss book. Each of these news releases just get almost hilarious….if it weren’t screwing with people.
This kinda feels like we are all coming of a collective bad acid trip.
at least Jussie has to show ID before he orders from Subway. What a ugly LOSER, and pathetic actor
It would be a blast if we all lived together in an area of free states and could kick back and watch the Democommunist cities on TV.
Guess I would go into the restaurant, order food, and then leave without paying when they kick me out at the 10 minute mark.
It’s like keeping your foot on the head of someone drowning, except that someone is our economy and people aren’t going to get poisoned just to go to the gym. Well…people with common sense. I’m sure glad I left liberal Hawaii a few years ago and the house is now in escrow. I refuse to put my $ into any state run by fascist pigs.
Science.
Nope! Only been here for 5 minutes.
Oh, good grief.
So there are going to be a bunch of yokels standing around with stopwatches to attack individuals after their 9:59 limits?
These people just don’t have enough to do.
The evening news out of Portland is heel-clicking as well. We’re all gonna die and everyone’s hair is on fire.
It’s just terrible.
yes part of getting other people to beat other people is making agreed upon rules.
so you dont say go beat them now. you say if they are their at 10 minutes you beat them to save others because its a rule.
Stupid is as stupid gets.
About 10 minutes into a car jacking spee? 😂
Corrupt Blue City in a Corrupt Blue State run by dopey Marxists and Crooks.
Why does anyone with an ounce of brains live in Chicago other than Cubs, Bears, Bulls and Black Hawks?
Chug a lug, legal.
Sipping, illegal.
Omicron must be Irish, not Greek.
She is a moron and the people of Chicago deserve her because they are too.
Damn that thing is butt ugly.
I have seen butts that looked better …… and had better hair. 😉
yep…..I quit being nice about these people, a while back.
In Chicago do you know how many carjackings, murders and Louis Vuitton bags can be committed/looted in 10 minutes. Unfair question even the police don’t know.
They should contests, like the Olympic games!😂
Does the time limit count in Cannabis Dispensaries? Or the old fashion Drug Houses?
I saw someone describe Groot Lightfoot as ‘morning breath personified.’
That won my internet for the day….
Worked in the U.K. many years ago, think they’d say a dog’s breakfast.
Yeah, I’ve heard that one, but it’s not as vivid.
Where is a sand worm when you need one…
Omicron cooties can jump only as far as 5′-11″. Now we know it takes them more than 10 minutes to jump that far. Science!
is She a Meth Zombie?
asking for a friend..
Limiting human interaction is very much the point of all this.
Not the unfortunate by-product.
Recall that the facemask was made mandatory at once. Even outdoors, in some places (California). At the time when even Fauci was dismissing the medical value of the mask.
But denying others the sight of a human face surely has a profound impact on the human psyche. Mission accomplished.
The mask mandate will stop when vigilantes start applying booster shots to these Nazi wannabe dictators….” sorry, cant identify the person who did this because he/she was following the mask mandate”
Cant talk of news you read outside of Fake News if you cant interact.
“They are treating the TRUTH like a VIRUS and trying to contain it” – signed Neo Dec 22nd
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I’d feel better if Lightfoot would wear a mask at all times.
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Lived and worked in Chicago. Lived at LaSalle and Clark.
Loved Chicago.
I’ve not spent a single $ in Illinois since 2009.
Some people just love to insult others’ intelligence. It’s an OCD.
Earth is an insane asylum, to which the other planets deport their lunatics.
– V oltaire
Listen to her violent words to YOU masked in saving your life and caring:
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Pay attention closely! their ability to disquise the immunity status checkpoint system to enter into commerce IS OVER. it will be in the open and BRUTALLY forceful.
https://4thamendmentrestored.com/f/immunity-status-check-point-to-enter-into-commerce
Just SAY NO. that is how we got them to take the MASK OFF. the MASK OFF will force others to see what we see. JUST SAY NO.
“The liberal mask has been ripped off and what we see is the ugly face of totalitarianism”
The omicron variant reportedly has mild symptoms like soreness and exhaustion. The same thing you would feel after a hard day’s work. No wonder why liberals are terrified of it.
That wins the post of the night for me
Oh no! I have omicron. I caught it doing tornado cleanup in Kentucky.
The whole crew may have it.
These COVID Fascists are out of their bloody minds. Mental patients make more sense
They are, look at her & her fake abnormal family. The only thing normal is her dog.
https://www.the-sun.com/news/2732064/who-is-lori-lightfoots-wife-amy-eshleman/
Of course you are exempt if you are on bail for a felony. Or involved in an organized redistribution of wealth with sledge hammers.
I hope someone gives her a red Thriller jacket for Kwanzaa. She needs a wardrobe improvement appropriate for her scare tactic press conferences.
That was awesome. It fits perfect except she needs a lot of slim fast.
I love it.
These people voted for this.
Mayor Lightfoot looks like the back end of a diseased camel.
Dang she makes me look like an Astro physicist
Probably a super model too.
Boston announced the same exact policy this morning.
The rational appears to be the “10 minute rule” allows people to pick up take out.
However, this might actually be a way to allow homeless people access to bathrooms or to provide cover for the homeless to simply to be exempt from the checks. Restroom use was specifically singled out as a “no check” activity.
I believe the Boston and Chicago announcements signal a new phase. Policy-wise, COOTUS’ presser today was not as aggressive as previous ‘Get Vaccinated” campaigns. I suspect that the decision has been made to continue pushing the mandates at state, local, and corporate levels rather than at the Federal level for the time being.
Yeah… Just another city within 6 hours of my playa that I will not visit anytime soon.
Mayor Slug is just trying to save lives. Cut it some slack. When you’re that creepy looking you need slack According to one report, the omicron variant has changes in it’s structure that would have taken 32 years to occur at known rates of variation/mutation. The prevailing view is that Fauci rented a time machine from DARPA and brought omicron back from 2053 as Delta and COVID Classic are fizzling out. Technically possible but we can probably rule that out. In all likelihood he just pulled it out of his ass. Now he says it’s raging – raging I tell you – across the world. I don’t see any raging going on here. Nobody is sick. But for the vaxites, and they are legion here, the clock is ticking
Who’s her advisor ? Warren Wilhelm ?
So … the restaurateur has 10 minutes to verify everyone’s papers before they’re fined for failing to boot the paying customer?
And there are teams of block captained Karens to enforce the Mayor’s mandate.
Nooooo … these Totalitarians don’t admire the ChiComs basic dictatorship … noooooo Obama didn’t wish he could do away with Congress and the US Constitution… and govern like Dear Leader Xi …
It sure appears that “Buck Wheat” has THE answer!
Maybe it’s already been discussed, but… show who proof? The bartender?
I don’t think AOC can handle the volume.
The solution to Fauxchi’s escaped virus was right here all along. Just declare a 10 year policy instead of 10 minutes. The virus won’t know how to react.
Feo!
Mayor of Chicago is so easy even the Missing Link can do it
Not unlike the way Covid only hits you in restaurants if you’re standing up. I’ve been waddling real low to my seat maskless trying to thwart those little buggers.
I am sure the South Side bars and nightclubs will get right on this