CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin is apologizing to his family after sharing his penis with coworkers during a Zoom call.
Apparently Mr. Toobin was on a members only Zoom teleconference with The New Yorker and WYNC radio when he displayed his genitals to the audience.
The New Yorker has suspended Toobin, prompting apologies for his family:
(Vice News) The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin. Sources tell VICE it’s because he exposed himself during a Zoom call last week between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio.
Toobin said in a statement to Motherboard: “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.
New Yorker spokesperson Natalie Raabe said: “Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter.” (more)
Figures. Slick Willie. Anthony. Hunter. Join the club!
Any man who feels the need to show his penis to anyone, much less to an unsuspecting audience in a completely inappropriate setting, is not only immature and shallow, they’re also highly insecure, immoral and classless
Although all the “attributes” listed above are what CNN looks for when hiring, so their pearl clutching at one of their own head creeps is laughable
Think about it, if you need to hire unethical people who are comfortable with lying to and deceiving the public on a daily basis, you don’t hire ethical, honest and confident people, you hire creeps who feel the need to whip out their junk
testing
LOL 123 123 “is this thing on?”
Zooooom and it’s over. His other half has probably experienced that more than once.
oh yeah..
burnetto44, Glad you found and posted –it.
Seinfeld has to be the most relevant show ever. Countless examples of show themes that can be applied to real life…even today apparently!
I agree. Makes my neuroses lovable.?
Aw come on, Man. He was just using his little brain…
Nah, someone told Toobin to show us he is nuts, and he misunderstood, thought they said to show us his nuts. So he did.
My favorite cut on Lou’s best non-Velvets album, thanks NRM. Also, Toobin was a moron before this.
Wow, I guess that I was too young to appreciate Lou Reed. That was awesome.
released in 1984
I think the best thing he ever did was Street Hassle (actually an 11-minute 3-part story song). Serious, creepy stuff.
Who does this anyway, in “private” even, during a meeting? What a sick, perverted fetish POS who thought he was better than us.
Maybe he was getting ready to please himself.
This zoom meeting gets him off? What a weirdo!
This is an example of the physiology of the male. The good Lord gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate them one at a time. The blood left Jeff’s brain for his nether regions and this was the result.
Hahhaha. ?
An- its very mean of you to laugh at the poor guy-HA HA HA!!!
A friend who did the big change (ahem) told me that the most challenging part of the reassignment surgery involved relocating the little brain between their legs into into their neocortex.
Tex-Yours is the best explanation I have heard yet.
Jeffery flopped the nuts.
This is funny, because there is a kernel of truth in it,
Is he related to Paton Aswalt ?
What happened to the other pedo at the Communist News Network who had child pornography on his (Hacked) computer ?
The object of that meeting was to discuss the first thing that popped up.
So what do you suppose was on the screen he was looking at that prompted him to “share” his penis? Inquiring for a friend.
Do we ever need to bury these cretins once and for all.
Dunno, but I just installed zoom on my laptop yesterday. There are clear icons for camera and mic that show when they are on or not. No way could I say I didn’t know camera was on.
Exactly. He could have been admiring himself on Zoom.
Could it be an attractive co-member also attending the zoom meeting?
“All those in favor raise your …. not you, Toobin …”
Good one. ?
How’s that for “exposing” the Left. ?
Can someone get Wray on the record ASAP on how many agents he has assigned to figure out how the Russians hacked his zoom account?
And when can we expect the indictments???
Some people expose their ignorance.
Others – like Jeffrey will expose something else about themselves.
Who does this? He thought the camera was off? It is still creepy and weird. The list of things we are being told to accept as normal grows each day. Frog in the boiling pot strategy. This slow conditioning to become immune to some pretty disgusting things is happening all around us. We need to recognize and push back. Hard.
Jeffrey Toobin will say he is sorry for borrowing Hunter Biden’s crack pipe….
I guess Toobin” aka Tuben” is a new term for showing your tube on zoom.
Zoomin Tuben caught spanking Rubin on the woken
I wonder if there was any women on the Zoom call?
“Wait, did you just get an email from someone claiming to know you’re a visitor to porn sites? Or maybe they have some sexy photos of you that they say they’ll share with others unless you pay up? ”
Maybe he is on Hunter’s harddrive ….no pun intended.
Haaaaa. What a loser.
What kind of excuse could this “legal analyst” have? “It was just an inside joke for Don Lemon?” “Or was that Anderson Pooper-Scooper?” How about, “I have a wide stance?” At least PeeWee Herman’s excuse made sense, considering the circumstances!
Maybe Jeffery thought everyone hung up but don lemon ?
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, burn
tsssssssssssssssss
This just gets better and better every day.
The guy is a degenerate and overall what he displayed.
Everyday, I think I have seen it all from the crazy left.
Apparently, I have not.
And, much more than we ever wanted to see.
No words needed…ROTFLMAO
What a dick.
Pics, or it didn’t happen ? ?
Saw the most hilarious comment at the Daily Mail…maybe he was instructing voters how to pull the lever for Biden. LMAO!
If he held office like Nancy P, he’d have claimed he was set-up and the “real victim” here. If there’d been any Republicans on the call, he’d have accused them of being Peeping Toms.
As to being “Senior Legal Analyst,” you know what they say, “Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.”
Perhaps he was just looking for something to write with.
Old bad joke from time of Nixon.
— Mr. President, I have something disturbing to report. First, Kissinger wrote “F Dick Nixon” in the snow in pee.
— Yeah, he’s an asshole. I know that already. What’s the rest?
— It’s in Pat’s handwriting.
ta dum dum.
Poom.
I just saw an article on Rantingly where Toobin has asked CNN for some time off so that he can “handle” a personal issue… I kid you not.
He should have kept his “personal” issue personal, rather than displaying it on zoom.
Some of these comments are pure gold Jerry. I tell ya, pure gold!!! Hahahaaaaaa!!!
He’ll find some way to blame it on Trump!
Zoom must have 10,000X magnification.
Zoom must’ve really been ZOOMED in to see that…!!!
One of many tools at CNN.
Now everyone knows why his nickname is “ Shorty”
He’s too closely aligned with Wiener and Uma to cause any sizeable concern about his views.
CNN? Perhaps rename it the C?NN.
It’s so unthinkable it’s creepy. Like. Joe. Like his handlers.
???
He said “handler”! ?
Social Distancing not a problem for former associates of Toobing.
You know that somehow, and in some peculiar way this has to be Trump’s fault. Wonder what Don Lemon thinks?
Something tells me you’d have to Zoom in close to see much.
Is it okay to laugh? xD
Are there any MSM journalists that aren’t demented psychotics?
Bet this titillated Donny Lee Moan and Anderson Pooper.
Toobin Was A “Bronze” Medalist At The “Lake-Flaccid” Olympics Back In 1980’…. He Was A Weight Lifter And His Favorite Event Was The “Clean & Jerk”…..
Hey Jeffery! What were you doing at the meeting?
Jeffery:…..I was just hanging out!
How does Brian Stelter blame this on Trump ?
Brian Stelter wishes he had one of those.
Treepers!!! Stop!! I can’t laugh anymore….
Anyone here ever heard the song My Ding-A-ling?
Yeah, and I remember marching around in basic training reciting, “This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting and this is for fun…
As do I.
The guy is whacking off to images of his coworkers. They’ll just have to guess which ones.