Gnat-Two tells Gnat-One that he is an insufferable and “sanctimonious” annoyance only making things worse in Gnat world.
Gnat-One fires back, “Oh yeah, says you.”
Gnat-Two replies, “Yeah, says me,” to which Gnat-One retorts, “Then why are you here?”, and Gnat-Two admits, “Because this is where the Gnats are.”
https://youtu.be/KZ9RPnCkCEc
Eventually both Gnats agree to meet again for more Gnat discussion.
Feelers to get Castanza off the air.
“It’s not really Lying if you really believe it yourself.” – George Castanza
Can’t-stands-ya?
Now, the question is, who is worse!
Two gnats going tit for tat. What do you think of that you silly gnat?
How anyone watches these clown shows is besides me. I still remember my dad telling me news is nothing but lies when I was 6 or 7. He took me outside when we were at a family gathering and the guys were watching “news” and told me everything that comes from their mouths is pure garbage. Thanks pops!
Responsible honest Daddy there. Good on him
Two clowns walk into a bar. They see a beer mug sitting by itself, half empty.
First clown says “That’s half empty.”
The second clown looks at the first in disgust and says “No you dumbass, it’s half full!”
A voice out of nowhere says “Hey you two clowns, shut yer mouths up. I’m trying to enjoy
my beer and don’t need you spoiling it with yer yapping!”
Dumbfounded, they look at the barkeep and the first clown says: “That’s a pretty good display of ventriloquism there!”
The barkeep looks at them with a grin and says “Buddy, that’s one of my best customers. He pays his tab, minds his own business and always leaves a tip.”
The second clown looks at the mug and then the barkeep and says “Who are you fooling, there ain’t nobody sitting there!”
Barkeep says “Look a little closer.”
The clowns lean forward, both squinting. “Hey!” says the first, “There’s nothing there but a Gnat!”
The barkeeper grins, nods his head and replies “Yep! And he has more brains in his little pinky than you two clowns together, so just turn around and go on down the street to Lefty’s Place. Your his kind of customer.”
Okay, so it’s my first attempt a writing a joke. I can always use help. eml Brooks collaborated with some of the greatest.
Closing lines welcome!
Mel Brookes. Sheesh!
Comic Genius, and plain Genius.
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says “That’ll be $12”.
The bartender says “We don’t get many gorillas in here.”
The gorilla says “I’m not surprised. $12 a beer!”
A Five Dollar Bill walks in a bar, and the bartender says:
I’m sorry. You’ll have to leave…this is a singles bar 🙂
Foster Brooks would have delivered his drunken version of this over the top. You do show talent!!
My Dad used to bring Mad magazine home every month. after he was done reading it, it was my turn.
Rest in peace Dad. You were a great example to all of us.
“They welcome Jackasses and there’s Valet Parking for your Car.”
Thanks!
Well said, very well said!
I died laughing. The end is especially spectacular. I wouldn’t post the line because it’s so funny but some people might not have time to watch and just must know (and do go watch as soon as you can). After sleazy Wolfe finishes beating up Brian Stelter as only a toad like geek can Stelter asks “so why are you on CNN 3 X this week then?”
Wolfe had been just deciding to go for honesty the whole interview when he was trying to defend himself and decides he’s going to stay with it.
He just sighs and says, “You know, I’m a book seller.” LMAO (of sleazy anti Trump books and other fake news crap) ROTFL.
That’s all that’s on fake news now. Liars and book sellers. Mostly both, lying book sellers.
He clearly learned one thing from Trump.
Trump’s actual weapon always was atomic honesty. Because you all can’t do it. That’s his superpower. And you can’t stay with it so this is a blip that will come and go, but mostly go.
Even though Wolfe culturally appropriated a little honesty when cornered by media about how he gets sources to tell all, he did make it his own so it’s still delivered in sighing nerd tones so it’s extra hilarious because it’s true.
That’s the actual Trump world, Wolfe. The wee moment of honestly pointing out the boring, always wrong, lying Left.
But that deflection from how you got your sources by the fellow gnat actually was a good question. Obviously Stelter was getting too close to how the sausage is made when he indicates this fat gnat lied and set up sources.
Trump’s weapon is not
Just atomic honesty — it’s also humor. Honesty hits the funny bones
Every Day. I’m astounded by the sheer arrogance and stupidity of a media that has never served their communities or country. Turned CNN off almost 10 years ago because they began lying to the American public. No reason to turn them back on!
Remember the halcyon days of CNN when anchor Bernard Shaw seemed to be the embodiment of CNN’s new, vital mission of carrying news 24 hours a day? Incidentally, I really do believe that the Reagan administration benefited greatly from CNN’s coverage, so anxious were they to prove the value of 24 hour satellite TV, they covered every aspect of news very credibly with, perhaps, a very slight pro-Reagan tilt (libs hated it!). In any event, it wasn’t so important in those days to point out Shaw’s skin color. Who the heck cared? Then or even now? To be honest, it is insulting to find myself bringing up something like skin color in regard to Shaw. He was a consummate professional, and he would have every right to be insulted to think that anyone would consider him anything but that!! Today you would have to consider yourself FIRST to be a black news anchor above all else. Yeah, good luck with that, guys!
“I’m a book salesman.”
Good to know. Why would lefties want to buy a product called “black rifle”? They don’t like rifles.
Because ,Social media is probably the majority of their life, they think that the voices on there are the majority. I don’t know what its going to take for people to understand WE ARE the majority.
I’ve already cancelled my monthly renewal subscription. I will no longer support that company. I did it yesterday after I read his (one of the owners) NYT’s article.
There are several Vet owned coffee suppliers. I will find another to support.
Neither here or there, but this company is large enough to have both a VP of Information Technology and I assume a President of IT or CIO.
Dork Fights.
Nice concise post..
Why even give them the air time here? Just curious? The less we watch these buffoons the less relevance they have.
Tool – comes to mind.
All the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn’t put humpty together again.
Meanwhile on a different channel, something truly history making:
“Collin Morikawa won the British Open on his links debut and became the first player to capture two different majors at the first attempt…[and] is the first player since Bobby Jones in 1926 to win two majors in eight or fewer starts, and his total of 15-under 265 was a 72-hole record score at the Sandwich links.”
So Tiger never did this?
One wonders where the adulation of the adoring devotees of The God of Golf
are for Morikawa?
He too Melanin Challenged?
No Conflict/Drama/Epic Myth Morality tale in him casting down the Pale-eyed
Demons from their Saxon Fastnesses of Royal St. George and Augusta?
“If it ain’t Black it ain’t nuthin?”
Just wondering where the Sports Industrial Complex hype machine is with hole by hole references to Tiger even when he missed the cut.
The Middle School Cool Kid Mafia would commit suicide before doing something so UN-cool as Thinking.
Thinking is an existential threat to Cool.
I prefer to be an optimist here.
Bad polling, parents uprising at school board meetings, Trump Won is not going away…..
The Left sees they are losing America. This little scene portends something much bigger. The media is trying to make amends
are they handicapped ?
Mentally, yes they are.
Like these people.
Ooh that’s fine.
Sigh. I used to LOVE Delta.
I actually preferred Delta.
Before they turned on their customers
No thanks. Just looking at fat blob gives me hive
Seems like two dung beetles arguing over who smells beter
Well, that settles it. I’m buying Wolff’s book now.
Brian Stelter is 35! He’s a young Whipper-Snapper. I thought he was much older just looking at him.
His first job was at the New York Times, what 22 year old’s first job is at the NYT’s?
He’s a lefty and I bet if someone researched what he did as an undergraduate in his various writing endeavors we’d see why the NYT’s hired him.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Stelter
Not going to watch it – if the world is ignoring them, why feature? I’m going to “ignore them.”
I love Sundance’s take. Every other conservative social media site is featuring this clip as a massive takedown of CNN.
I’ve seen it everywhere, too. I’ve ignored it everywhere… gnats talking to other gnats. Brain dead talking to other brain dead. Commies talking to other Commies. I’ve seen a lot of this over the years – I’ve got it.
This is the best thing I’ve read in a while. Thanks for the laugh.
If we turned off forced CNN viewing, how may would really watch?
It’s gone from Clinton News Network to something far, far worse and sinister.
And when they continually push fake news there is never a correction once revealed???
If you watched the clip, you might enjoy this as a followup: “The BS”
https://walterkirn.substack.com/p/the-bullshit/comments
It’s clips like this that make me oh so grateful I don’t have Cable.
Sundance, what you wrote for this post is how I view all MSM chatter. It’s American Pravda, nothing more.
K, I’m starting it—
Dumb and Dumber.
Pete and RePete.
Neil and Bob
Jose and Hose B
Corey and Trevor
Ace, and Gary?