Gnat-Two tells Gnat-One that he is an insufferable and “sanctimonious” annoyance only making things worse in Gnat world.
Gnat-One fires back, “Oh yeah, says you.”
Gnat-Two replies, “Yeah, says me,” to which Gnat-One retorts, “Then why are you here?”, and Gnat-Two admits, “Because this is where the Gnats are.”
https://youtu.be/KZ9RPnCkCEc
Eventually both Gnats agree to meet again for more Gnat discussion.
So George Constanza has a son. I thought he was going to name him Seven.
It’s George’s “sister”
Sevena? 🙂
“The Summer of Seven”?
“George is gettin mad”!!!!!!
Actually comparing these two propagandist pigs to a gnat, is an insult to the billions of gnats all over the globe.
The bottom line by in large humans are insufferable, who can tolerate us?
Why waste time with B. Seltzer? He and CNN get more airplay from other sites than they do on their own outlet. Other than the comedy it’s a waste of time.
Ain’t that the truth!
Certainly not news. CLown news network. Remember when CNN claimed a video of some wrestler wih a CNN logo being beaten was “Hate Speech” and tried to Dox the man who posted it? Amazing. The Clown News Network. Incredibly, Jeff Zucker is actually uglier than Seltzer.
Without Trump, they have lost their reason for existence.
They lost that long before Trump. He just helped them along a bit further.
Morbid fascination….
IKR?
He’s a shade beyond insufferable but he is a fantastic source for what the media believes, and how the media wants the average person to think. The show is more or less a pre-game show for upcoming talking points and narratives. Why this overinflated parade balloon has that role is past my understanding, but for some reason he has it.
I never saw a more phony smile than the oneB. Seltzer flashed. I love that Wolfe told him to not talk so much and that he was one of the reasons no one liked the media.
And yet he still kept up interrupting. It’s a disease. Yapper interruptus.
Michael Wolff is a despicable human being. Believe it or not, I knew one of the SLA terrorists that kidnapped Patty Hurst. She was a family friend and was indoctrinated, not educated, at Indiana University. She and I, as well as Michael Wolff, were born in Paterson, NJ. Angela, in high school, was an intelligent, beautiful and talented girl. She met a tragic end at the age of twenty six. I am not defending her terrorist actions in the least. However, after the incident Michael Wolff wrote such horrible things about her relative to her childhood, family and her time in high school. Knowing the family intimately, I can attest that his screeds were nothing but blatant lies. I would not believe a word he writes.
Sorry, it is Patty HEARST not Hurst.
Too many hot rod shifters… LoL !
Patty is waiting tonight down in the parking lot, outside the 7-11 store.
(When Springsteen was a god, before he became the world’s richest communist.)
Fuely heads, and a Hurst on the floor…
Must have been really good friends with him…
I see on her Wikipedia page:
“Angela grew up in the small New Jersey suburb of North Haledon near Paterson. The daughter of a local Teamsters official, DeAngelis was active in many student leadership groups and was captain of the cheerleading squad. She starred in many school musicals and quietly tutored and befriended classmates others ignored. She was voted Most School Spirit by her peers while attending Manchester Regional High School.[1]”
This couldn’t have happened if she was off her rocker, no doubt.
What a shame. We are in the boat we are in because of our educational system. Apparently, Angela met a left wing activist, not sure how much that had permeated education back then. But those activists became educators and spread their poison. Now we live in an oligarchy with woke CEOs.
Yes, Kaco. She met William and Emily Harris at Indiana University. Two left wing fanatics. She followed them to Berkeley and the rest is history. Until college she was the All American Girl. No one who knew her could believe how gullible she was. She made a terrible mistake and paid with her life. Amazing how academia brainwashes. This was the 70’s. How much worse is it now. It used to be the universities but now the socialists are starting in elementary grades. Horrifying!
I’m sure it was very hard on her parents as well as the shocked community.
emily montague schwartz harris, aka ‘yolanda’.
convicted murderess, among other felonies.
protected by the 60’s radicals to this day.
p.s. i’m so sorry about your friend.
yet another life ruined by those people.
strange to find out about it so many years later.
even at trial, emily was quoted as saying she
“didn’t want people to THINK she wasn’t sorry about her victim”.
i think we can all recognize the lack of actual contrition in that statement.
i simply do not, nor will i probably ever,
understand what was wrong with so many of that leading edge of the boomer generation,
all at the same spontaneous moment in time.
and they haven’t changed a bit in over 50 years….
froze for a second reading that.?
have a personal story eerily similar to yours, but regarding ‘yolanda’.
if ever appropriate to post about it, will look forward to your input.
I didn’t even know who Michael Wolff is. Apparently, he is a book salesman…because he admitted as much. I leave this thread as an enlightened being.
Didn’t he release a nasty false book about President Trump early on in his administration?
Why yes, he did. “Fire and Fury” for one.
Yes, that’s right. One of many to scam money from anti-Trump books that no one reads. Too many to remember, at this point.
I had to look him up to confirm it was him and did so during my post! I can’t remember who but there were some traitors in that book.
This gives new meaning to the old idiom, “Getting it down to the gnat’s ass.”
My Pops always refers to an even worse aggravating little bug which he calls a “pizzwink”. When anyone asks what the heck a pizzwink is, he replies “It’s a little bug that flies around a gnats ass” I’m sure those two clowns are surrounded by pizzwinks! 😉
thanks for the laugh,
The Sunday funnies is the ” news ” shows..
Commentary on that discussion is my chuckle for the day
The American Gnats Association called and expressed outrage at the comparison.
The Gnat Anti-Defamation Defense Union has filed suit.
Who cares? They’re just a bunch of gnatzis.
God is great…beer is good…and people are crazy!!
Another country music lover!!
Gnats have a higher level of intelligence, these two challenge amoeba organisms, with their intellectual prowess.
” A total world population of 250 to 300 million people, a 95% decline from present levels, would be ideal ”
Ted Turner – CNN founder , Audubon magazine – 1996
Globalist Agenda . org
( CNN’s value to Patriots is as a study on propaganda science and methods )
Says the man who has FIVE children….rules for thee, but not for me, huh Ted?
(Just like Algore, another depopulation fan who nevertheless kept going until he finally got a son on the fourth try! Hypocritical jerk!)
AND who blew off the top of a mountain in MT to enhance the view for his then wife.
Being a staunch environmentalist and all….
I vote Ted goes first.
“One Potaohead, Two Potatohead……”
That was awesome!
Give me a flyswatter.
Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel. Or in Brian’s case, a potato.
do not do as they do; for they say things and do not do them. 4 And they tie up heavy burdens and lay them on people’s shoulders, but they themselves are unwilling to move them with so much as their finger. 5 And they do all their deeds to be noticed by other people…6 And they love the place of honor at banquets, and the seats of honor in the synagogues, 7 and personal greetings in the marketplaces.
Matthew 23 was a masterful job of Trolling by
The Master.
Somehow I visualize this as Don Rickles celebrity roasting Frank Sinatra, complete with exaggerated speech and gestures “lllooooonnngggg tassels”.
Bet Jesus had the crowd rolling in the aisles, and the next day when they saw somebody in need, they’d help, lesson learned.
Many people view Jesus as having been a humorless ascetic or crabbed pedant.
To the contrary, he enjoyed good food and intimate friendship, often mocking those who practiced the severest form of religion—the Pharisees.
“The Son of Man came eating and drinking…”
His sense of wit is stellar as well but the humor is frequently lost when translated from the original language into English.
As Mad Magazine’s Alfred E Newman used to
say,
“It takes one to know one- And vice versa.”
I want 2 minutes:15 seconds of my life back.
If you read blog posts and feeds from overseas, or correspond regularly with folks from Europe as I do, it’s astounding how many still rely on CNN as their primary news source for what is happening in the United States. No…it’s not astounding, it’s actually frightening. CNN still has a tremendous grip on international viewers. I can’t help but believe that a few U.S. government ABC agencies are covertly responsible for much of that hold.
It’s worse than that. Many (I am inclined to say most, but I don’t read all European languages, so I stay with many) european journalists stationed in the US and reporting on US politics, use CNN, ABC, NBC, NYT, WaPo as their primary (and only) sources. Often you can read articles in european papers (under the by-line of some foreign correspondent) that you recognise from a day or two earlier from one of the alphabet-soup channels or NY/Wa rags, because you’ve seen it dicussed on CTH or read about it on FR or some other on-line site.
The amount of propaganda spread by the US media is just horrible.
If you don’t watch the news you’re uninformed, but if you do watch the news you’re misinformed.
The eternal dilemma of the modern western citizen.
I’m in the first camp, I actively avoid hearing the news, then go searching for truth (now two very different categories).
I happened to tune in to the Toronto news radio channel. They were reporting on what they said was the latest propaganda from Qanon. How is this news? And if you counter propaganda, is that not also propaganda?
Yes, apparently Canada has some weird qanon drama going on. I only read about it on a Socialist website where I go to make sure I’m not in an echo chamber. I don’t recall the details but apparently some creation of the IC is threatening their beloved medical community and deliverers of the Gates injections?
It’s almost like the media is the enemy of the American people.
Like the man said
CIA-directs CNN
Unfortunately, as bad and biased, with false news and diversions…..CNN has a grip on this entire planet. They telecast in airports and locally in most foreign countries pretending to be the USA news source. They got this ‘grip’ decades ago by filling the vacuum that they saw. Ignorant people around the world have had nothing else to feed on for decades. “I am …………….. , in………..vobia, coming to you on CNN”
I can’t help but believe that a few U.S. government ABC agencies are covertly responsible for much of that hold.
Sans doubte.
This is true. Know a group of Arab-speaking gentlemen from a reliable auto repair shop who watch CNN crapola in their shop. Don’t know how to approach their judgment error diplomatically…
Stetler looks like a big toe that had the toenail removed. Face looks sensitive. Hope he stubs it.
“Suppose they gave a Nationally syndicated News broadcast, and NOBODY tuned in?”
He basically said that CNN sucks.
LOL eggzackly
Two potato heads
I read an article this week that claimed Shepard Smith was being paid $30 million a year when he appeared on Fox daytime.
He is now appearing on CNBC, squeaking by on $6 million a year, and generating a total audience of about 200K.
If that’s true, then Mr Potato-Head Stelter is surely making far more than $6 million a year.
My real point is..how? How is this possible? The return on investment, the table stakes make no sense. There are thousands of local newscasters around the country who could replace Stelter, people with better speaking voices and people far more physically attractive than Brian (a cow pie is more physically attractive than Stelter). So what exactly does Stelter supply that is so valuable?
The Hippocratic oath applies here – first, do no harm. After you’ve been on the air a while, without a serious blunder, your value skyrockets. Second, they follow orders without letting their puppet strings show; talk about this, don’t talk about that. Watch Laura Ingraham and how smoothly she moves her guests on and off topics.
Newt Gingrich tried to bring up George Soros while appearing on Fox. Melissa Francis jumped in and announced that they weren’t going to discuss Soros. No doubt Melissa had orders from her superiors to do that when the occasion arose, but she was expected to do it with more finesse. Newt did the most ruthless thing possible – he just stopped talking. Melissa was fired a few days later.
That’s why they make $millions.
because their money is handled, and they are just slaves.
once soros touches your life, and the fbi explain how they work with him, you become sensitive to Soros being offended.
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our whole system is an illusion. Seth Rich’s parents getting a Clinton lawyer.
Tucker Carlson talking about GA fraud and not AZ fraud.
Megyn Kell trying to take PDJT out at the debate, and then she brought the comet pizza CEO on to tell us how to think about FBI child porn logos and messages all throughout.
ellen degeneres having the las vegas shooting maintenance guy as her guest (first time back since fleeing to “mexico” that night).
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I’d assume our Elites have sampled how other countries have pleasure (people are objects) and they are trying to live a double life (and we see glimpses of their guilty pleasure)
‘comet pizza CEO’ Now there is an obscure reference if I ever heard one LOLOLOLOL!
Very astute. BTW, Melissa Francis is from Los Angeles. She was an actress from an early age, and worked for CNBC prior to FauxNooz. I’ve always thought of the Faux babes as actresses.
I think the vast majority are just that, actors, actresses, (Chrissy Wallace/actorette/brat). Just playing a part/reading the script.
Tried to watch Steven Miller on Face the Nation a few years ago when posted here, but the witch that tried & failed to “battle” him was just too repulsive.
But then I have not actually watched “the news” in at least 15 years, just maybe a clip that people post now & then. Think this clip was only the 2nd time I’ve heard potato boy’s voice.
Have I missed anything?
I dare you to say that to Dagen McDowell’s face.
I wrote here the other day about a video I saw of all the national TV boobs who immediately descended upon Surfside at the collapse site and set up shop in the street guarded by cops galore. Insufferable Shep was one of them. CNN had the corner slot x 2.
My curiousity seeing all of these dinosaurs sent me to check on some of these guys and the audience #s and I was very pleasantly surprised to see that among them there was maybe 4 millions viewers, and that they each averaged about 200-250k viewers per primetime show. It’s pitiful. 🙂 🙂 🙂
I even went so far as to say that they probably were glad for an “event” that might drive their ratings a bit higher. Sick vultures that they all are.
Meanwhile, Diamond and Silk dwarf all of their ratings, as does Bongino. Yet, these creeps declare they are the sole source for “news.”
All with only YT and Rumble accounts. No fancy schmancy broadcast company or satellite trucks for them.
The well lotioned Shep always pinged my 3 dollar bill meter. Was nice of him to out himself.
I surmise his real “handler” Georgie Porgie Soros is a fellow traveling Pederast.
Years ago I shared a late night empty airport shuttle in the LA area with someone who said they were in the trade.
I’ll never forget the insight they gave me about the players, the commissions to those players, the “charitable” and Trade group contributions expected and the inflated salaries that support those living on the Entertainment Plantation.
The person could have been a bartender for all I know, but it makes you wonder.
That’s the longest I have ever listened to Brian Stelter.
Only for you Sundance. ❤️
Ditto
~A Schwan’s ? helped me get through it.
Happy ice cream day!
You don’t want to get stuck behind Tater at the All-Night Krispy Kreme Drive-Thru.
Who watches the China News Network?
I used to think that back in the late seventies and up to about the middle of the eighties that the Sunday talk shows actually provided some insight into what was happening in the arena. Then my unsophisticated unintellecual self told me that I was being played like a ping pong ball. They have become nothing but blabbering idiots. Nothing but propaganda. They must be counting monkeys in the zoo for viewer rating. That’s the intended audience. Nobody is watching and I wish more people cared. This country is in a tailspin.
We used to like watching Meet the Press with Tim Russert, although he was a Democrat. We thought he did a fairly good show.
Chuck Todd, that sniveling rat who actually looks like a rat, is a very poor replacement.
I call Chuck Todd the dildo with a goatee on tv. My wife hates it. I shout out. Why the F is that dildo on my tv? She usually replies I’m just going through the channels and pauses. Jeez…..take a chill pill or grab a drink.
Sorry, the dude looks like a goateed dildo. I picture a floppy dildo bouncing back and forth when I see him talking….He’s also got a very punchable face.
I can hear the can of shekels rattling as I hear this two eunuchs cackling…..
Population of the United States – 333,000,000
CNN – 8 hours from 4pm to midnight – Adweek for Thursday July 15,2021 – 783,375 average viewers per hour
Seriously, why does anyone write about a network that has the viewership of Little Rock, Arkansas
Indeed.
Add an actual journalist in the picture and you can play the Sesame Street game “One of these things is not like the other, two of these things are kinda the same”.
This country needs less Gnat-Kings colluding and more Nat King Cole.
More like a couple of A$$ flies, flying around eating and regurgitatng $h!T
Liberals are like piranhas. After they’ve devoured everything in the tank, they go after each other.
Freaking freaks can kiss my gnats.
If there were awards given for best headlines, this gets the gold.
Prefer they both be called flies…because all they do is eat crap and bother people.
I was more disturbed by an exchange on FOX between Howard Kurtz and Corey Lewandowski.
First, Kurtz tried to bait Corey with a loaded question that implied Trump’s claims of a “Rigged Election” were false, and asked Corey “how can the Republican party ‘move forward’ from there.
Corey refused to take the bait, and pretty much told Kurtz that ” Election Integrity isn’t a PARTISAN issue, it’s an AMERICAN ISSUE”
Kurtz then interrupted to say that, if that’s true, why didn’t Bill Barr’s DoJ find ANY evidence of massive voter fraud?
I had to cut it off right there, after I caught myself SCREAMING at the TV: “BECAUSE THEY NEVER LOOKED, YOU LIAR!”
I went outside and mowed the lawn.
Good choice.
Now if we could find a mower that cut Democrat Crab Grass.
Yes, but Barr’s issuance of that statement as directed by the other oligarchs in DC, is now being put to use as intended. It matters not that he actually looked into fraud, it only matters that he said there is none. Soundbite issued. Soundbite now being deployed.
That is the very first time I have ever heard Wolff speak. This guy writes books? I guess even flaming idiots can write a little.
He’s “just” a guy trying to sell books — go figure! Time to blast a fly swatter on this arsehole.
Who’s the poor intern stuck watching the KidzzNewzz?
I haven’t watched cable news in years. It’s a surreal experience when you accidentally catch some of it.
Sounds like Moe and Curly decided to make people laugh again. Works for me.
Tweedledum and Tweedledee or is Tweedledee and Tweedledum or does it make any difference.
Very close to “no see ums”
Oh how the no see ums make one itch just like those two.
Brian Stelter…. Hey Brian, Towson University called, the want their degree back.
You forgot the word ugly.
Two ugly gnats.Or maybe all gnats are ugly and we don’t need to actually specify. I’ve just never seen them so up close, like those two. Gotta’ go wash my eyes out now.
Wouldn’t surprise me none if the Potato and his buddy are lesbians. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Pot meet Kettle
Can’t watch…ain’t nobody got time for gnats.
Gnatzis
Well played
Sorry you identified them. I liked them better as Gnats from the Gnat network
I lol’d
This was an example of the self-hating libtard trying to make himself hate himself less.
Who do I have to swat to get that job?